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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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182/7. Not going to see my daughter for a week now, she's going to Edinburgh with her mother.
So, apart from a few hours work over the next few days I have a lot of time on my hands. How should I spend the time? Apart from wanking & drinking obvs.
I am buying a banjo tomorrow, so that's a start.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 18:48,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Get some hooch and a straw hat to go with the banjo(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 18:51,
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Poor old Battered.I don't suppose calling me a paedo will cheer you up?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 18:55,
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No, but you killing yourself might. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:03,
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I'm more dead than alive anyway.How come your Ex is taking the nipper to Edinburgh. Is she a media whore, catching up with the festival?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:06,
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No. It's where she's from and where my cunt inlaws live. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:07,
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Gotta change some day.Weirdly, one of the managers who ran a pub in my district did bingo on a regular basis, he is like 25 and loves it. I went once and it was all hipster people. Strange.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:25,
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Go to the pub and watch it there.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:07,
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Forget going to the pub.Buy the time your pint has been poured it'll be over.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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well, that sucks.I suggest plotting an intricate revenge that ends with you in a yellow leather catsuit killing your ex with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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I've not met battered, But I am entirely sure I do not want to see him in a leather cat suit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:26,
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I've met Battered and I wish he'd sometimes wear something different. Or at least get the cat suit cleaned.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:28,
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If you used a different lube it wouldn't get so stained. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:29,
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The majority tend to be closed this time of year. Government funding only kicks in when the temperature drops below a certain amount. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:26,
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Is this to sort of ease him in to the new life style when his wife takes him for everything and leaves him just one cheap, ill fitting suit?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:27,
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My suits are not cheap thank you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:28,
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So you pay a lot of money for badly fitted suits then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:36,
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If you're lucky* i will gaz you some photos* unlucky.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:45,
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Tee Hee Eeewww.buildabear.co.uk/shop/browsecategory.aspx?CallingPage=BrowseCategory&Category=Clothing
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:54,
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Evening young Mr BSorry to hear about the Ex kicking off, you should make note of her menstrual cycle and make reasons to avoid her at that time.
Good luck with the Banjo I hope you don't snap the string*
*ifyouknowwhatImean
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:41,
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I'm all Quincy Jones(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:43,
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\o/ STUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ \o/(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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:DThe LOVELY Harters!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:09,
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Does it look like a Chello on you because you're so short and all that?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:52,
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I'm a lot taller than you. And I'm not Jewish either. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:07,
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Gonz is too much of a pervert to spend time on anything else other than trying & failing sinister techniques to attract women. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:13,
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You two could live together now, you'll be the original odd couple!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:15,
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Errrrmmm........Wouldn't Jack Lemmon & Walter Matthau be the original odd couple?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:17,
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Oh here we go again, where are these gazes or anyone who says I gazed them perverted stuff?Nice try, Tiny Tempah.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:12,
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Even if they are badly spelt. When I am on my laptop instead of my iPad I will share your gazzes, admitting deleting posts you made here about certain women and what you'd like to do to them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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Okay then, I look forward to it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:30,
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In the meantime, please edit your post to remove my name. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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OK Golden GIf you're talking about the post about [name] that I deleted, again, i've just re-read it and am unsure where the perverted bit comes from. I just said, essentially, that I deleted it because I would rather make you look bad than her.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:36,
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Consider why you deleted it in the first place. Because you knew the content was peculiar and unacceptable to the person concerned. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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Yes, it was a completely over the top comment, I can't remember the contents but it was extremely off-key.I appologised to the person at the time who doesn't appear to have a problem with that incidence before.
If this is all you have, then its not a creepy private message like you're making it out to be, and if you took that as anything other than fiction, then you've been spreading offline rumours in an attempt to excomunicate me for a non-issue; and it's something you have done many times yourself.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:02,
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I have gazzes from other women. Which I will share when on my laptop(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:19,
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OK, sure thing, ready when you are.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:33,
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NoThey don't have a banjo string.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:24,
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Well I thought that ^ might have got me a LTI:-(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:01,
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Quite poor by your usual standards. Looking forward to seeing you on Sat. Not sure why because you are a dreadful homo. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:04,
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Bring your banjoYou can go busking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:05,
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When I am President of The United Kingdom busking will be banned. So many of my favourite songs have been ruined for me after hearing terrible cover versions
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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Well, not a 'lot' taller.Being a jew rocks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:06,
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How would you know about being a devout 'front wheel skid'?You don't go to the synagogue. You eat bacon, shellfish, etc. and a number of your behaviours contradict the Tanakh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:12,
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Because it's a race and a religion.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:28,
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I donno, maybe, don't know much about them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:03,
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How many chorizo stuffed chicken thighs is too many chorizo stuffed chicken thighs?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:05,
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Yeah well, these were yellow stickerd in sainsburys to a quid for four(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:10,
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Sometimes they have yellow stickers on dog food. Doesn't mean I would buy it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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Is that the hipster version of how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Prolly just going to have some more lemon tart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:17,
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I'm watching "how metal works"There is a lack of killer riffs, bu the science is interesting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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Are you Fabricating this?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:15,
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I fabricated all over your mums face last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:16,
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you can't even cook an omelette I bet you have a cum face when you shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:18,
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CAN'T(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:22,
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"Unable to cook, refusing to cook"It was on last night just before "Britain Has Talent"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:39,
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She's the only one who can get me up in the morningsIF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:44,
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I like this. Not sure why, but I do. I learned dry stone walling a long time ago. Found it very peaceful. whittling could be similarly calmly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:47,
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Whittle yourself a butt plugAnd don't sand it before use
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:50,
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I wonder if you can wheel throw a dildo(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:52,
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Prolly, I dunno, who do I look like Demi Moore?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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Unsure as yet, open your curtains a bit more and I'll tell you(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:01,
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Ooh, Channel 4.Daily Mail television!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:02,
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Innit. I might look at the associated Twitter comments at the same for extra Hitler. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:03,
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Or I have Raymond blanc...I dunno what to watch now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:04,
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That finished at 9, unless you recorded it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:06,
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I am finally having broadband installed next week, then i will be able to watch iPlayer though my TV. Nuisance to watch it on my iPad at the moment. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:09,
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Yep I've got it on the telly which is greatHowever it doesn't have 4od which I'd like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:13,
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Channel 4 will be a bit hand wringing though wont it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:08,
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Did you see "how to get a council house"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:10,
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I saw a bit of one.They are picky fuckers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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The one I saw, there were some people desperate to improve their lotand others who just wanted to play the game.
The 'bedroom tax' seems to be fucking a lot of them over, they want smaller places but they just aren't available.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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They need to be more resourcefulIf you have a spare room costing you money, fill it with concrete.
Room gone, charges gone.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:19,
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Where will they get the concrete?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:20,
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Like a modern version of the window tax. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:23,
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They should assess lawns, if it's too big, they lose money.'specially appointed turf accountants could do the job.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:29,
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Now I know you're pushing for an LTI, but this isn't up to par. See me after class. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:30,
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Monty should now he's selling up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:15,
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He could live in with you and Gonz It'd be like three men and baby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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All the fuck out!Broad for P.M.
Good luck with the banjo.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:27,
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First time two bowlers have taken 10 wickets each in a test since 1934 apparently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:28,
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Me neither.Worked bloody hard though both of them.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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So, a meteor shower is due this evening.Gonna go and have a gander or can 'space' fuck right off?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:34,
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I would have a look, but being in London I doubt I'll be able to see muchPlus the best of it will be after midnight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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Light pollution. One of the worst things about London. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:37,
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But it's full of darkies.Doesn't that cancel a lot of it out?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:37,
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Or any town or city anywhereI recommend a trip to the Rockies the night sky is incredible
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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Rural Northumberland has fantastic skies. I was completely amazed by how much I could see at night. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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It's nothing like the Rockies or the desert in africaYou can see the entire Milky Way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:42,
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Or Tibet. That was ace given how high we were from sea level. Made a big difference. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:45,
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Very little electricity up that way you see(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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All go on here tonight. Get yourself dahn Brizzle, Batts. Ale and a stroll about!
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Right, buoy. Car outside! Cricket won. Crab linguine for Dina! Nae bad.
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You'll be down in 45 minutes then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:47,
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It would be better if the police had a naughty step they could use before a ban. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:49,
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What colour did you go for? Manual or auto? Full leather I hope. Saloon or estate? Details man. I need details.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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Love the six speed manual. Paranoid about throwing it into reverse on the motorway coming back!(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)
How come you can put a car in first when it's still rolling backwardsBut you can't put it into reverse when it's rolling forwards?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:54,
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Clutch and drivetrain direction. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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I am planning to, but not sure i will be in the right mood for it. If I'm not I'd rather stay away than be an IRL wanker* * for a change.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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Has it been a difficult 30 minutes?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2046430
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:43,
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Be good if you can make it and have a chance of sceneBut fully understand if you'd rather now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:45,
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We're also about to do the financial part of the divorce; Form E. not sure a hotel ( no matter how cheap I was to go) would look good at this time. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:46,
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I'm not paying for that. Mummy and daddy inlaws are. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:50,
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She's somehow found out I've spent £2.2k on a sofa. Judge might not like that... (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:54,
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You going full on court settlement?In which case, claim half the house.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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Or at the very least make her realise how fucking lucky she is that you're not!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:58,
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Nah. Micro's domestic stability is key. Ain't touching even any beneficial interest on the place that may be due. Given there is no mortgage it means micro will always have a roof over her head. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:58,
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But she could have two of them.If she downsized and you bought somewhere.
Or are you concerned that doing that will encourage her to fuck off north of the border?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:59,
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Your ex wife will need very little from you then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:00,
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As she would if she lived with you and not someone who expects her parents and her ex to give her a livingI'm not disputing what you're saying at all, but she should realise that 99% of people wouldn't agree to what you are agreeing to accept.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:06,
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Quick take it back and get something shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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Ask them whether they'd prefer your flat was a death trap for when micro visits.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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Ask the solicitor - don't make yourself miserable speculating If he thinks it's a problem, then listen. Personally I'd be surprised if a reasonable/cheap hotel were any sort of a problem. You're divorcing, not dying, and a court would see that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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No point moping, you may as well have some fun while you can(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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Well, that sucks.Why don't you amuse yourself by having angry shouting matches with Gonz? It'll be fun, and not at all tedious for the rest of us to watch.
Also, book a hotel room fo rthe weekend.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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Can't be stay with you, sleep in a draw or summit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:51,
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Ain't been to Weston since my grandmother' ashes were interred there about 6 years ago. Never going back, it's such a dump. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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Did you hate your granny as well as your mum then?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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Nah she was ace. 95 when she karked it. My grandfather was buried there, so she wanted to be as well. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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Fair enough, I thought maybe you were condemning her to be in wgc for eternity(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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I want to get to know the real battered, inside, underneath the hard bitter shell(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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Find something complex you've never cooked beforeMake it.
Mini snickers ice cream or mini cornetto? Am all stiff from gym and can't make decisions :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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Both the girls are, but really not my type Unfortunately tomorrow knave an extra session. With the hottest bloke ever. Doom. Doooooom!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:59,
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I hope he doesn't make you use the excercise bike.You might find yourself sliding down it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:01,
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I am worried about him stretching my legs afterwardsNo, in a bit, out a bit, in again, hold it there, now out again slowly...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:03,
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Cornetto innit.Especially if it's the mint one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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I don't like waferBut they were cute so I bought them anyway
Also even the mini magnums were about 200 cals, wtf is that all about?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:02,
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Well just eat the ice-cream and not the wafer.As for the mini magnum, there are lots of calories in the moustache.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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I went for the snickersI will try your technique tomorrow!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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You've got knickers all over your face love(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:03,
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The fat lazy bird is right cunt on the benefits program(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:59,
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I am not sure I can bring myself to watch thatI might chuck things at the tv
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:00,
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Yeah. And some farmer has ploughed her head.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:01,
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Gonz would plough her, given a glass of blue nun and a stinky finger(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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Hang on Wouldn't he be hoping to GET the stinkfinger?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:07,
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Jews are notorious for they're incredible sense of smellThe finger helps him get his little rabbi up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a rabbi.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:17,
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Yeah, she can clearly afford to go on holiday to get a tan like that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:14,
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I'm not even ON the benefits....Oh. Right. As you were.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:01,
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Want an off the wossname reply to your surfeit of spare time?If you haven't looked into it already, google NLP and see if it interests you enough to take up any of your time. No it's not a cult.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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It appears to be something to do with Scientology and the gay dating app grindr(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:06,
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I'm silly?"Reviews of empirical research find that NLPs core tenets are poorly supported.[16] The balance of scientific evidence reveals NLP to be a largely discredited pseudoscience. Scientific reviews show it contains numerous factual errors,[14][17] and fails to produce the results asserted by proponents"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:10,
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Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of wikipedia man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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Well...I'd not heard of it so had to look it up somewhere(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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These people seem surprised that no N I contributions = no money????!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:13,
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Relaxation.Basically used it as a reminder or helping me switch off and sleep. Nothing I didn't already know, but the reminder was useful.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:16,
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I quite fancy doing some mediation or some such shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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Are you and your Doris having problems?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:19,
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I found hypno quite usefulVery relaxing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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Best thing I've found is a drop of lavender oil on my pillow. Really chills me out and helps me to sleep. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:26,
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We all know how bad your Gaydar is. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:46,
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He thinks mediation is where you sit in a dark room and empty your mind.Which, to be fair, doesn't take him very long.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:20,
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Mindfullness courses are supposed to be good for that. /not tried.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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So you are quoting a whoever feels like writing ittheory posted on that well known cobbled together by cobblers website Wickipedia and in the same breath denying that you're silly?
Ok, scrap all that, get banjo lessons.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:16,
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Well I couldn't be bothered to investigate further tbhI'll ask badger tomorrow, he'll definately have an opinion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:19,
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I've used NLP before, it's quite interesting.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:07,
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It is, yeah.It's sort of like dog training, but you're training yourself.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:08,
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I developed a fondness for marrow-bone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:10,
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I've used NLP in a sales situation. I don't know if it made any difference but I closed the sale. First deal I did when I had the company. £60k contract with a 55% margin. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:24,
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Right. Fuck it. I am going to Bristol. Making a weekend if it. Staying with friends in Beaconsfield on Friday night. Sat in the big B. Sunday afternoon with mates be near Devizes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:32,
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Well done.Glad you found this therapy session useful.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:42,
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Can't beat a bit of B3ta 'Kum by Yah'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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Did I ever give you this link?www.andybanjo.com/
I got my banjo from there, it's a useful site for helping you choose what sort you need.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:47,
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He found that site by accidentHe was looking for pictures of his 'favourite' dancer - and wank fantasy - Ashley Banjo from that dance group, Diversity.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:49,
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I'm gonna pretend I know what you're on about here and say yes, this is true(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:51,
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