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Chompy says a big health scare is going to hit the press tomorrow.
In view of this, I think we should discuss lunch.

Or speculate as to what this health scare might be.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:17, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's almost certainly a peri peri burger.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
You'll eat that in a Nando-second.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
*pours pint*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
That'll cost money.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I got a HAM and CHEESE sandwich
Both in the same sandwich, am I mad? I'm OUT OF CONTROL.

I think tomorrow I'll still be fat and old so I don't much care for health scares, still dying when I hit 32
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
YOU MUST BE STOPPED!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I haven't even said owt about my cream cheese and salami one
IMAGINE THE SCANDAL
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
As its affecting the South East
I can only speculate that its:
"Popped Collars are cutting off ear circulation and causing brain tumours"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Cancer causes cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I'm going to have a proper meal at lunch, due to the lessened cooking apparatus at home after yesterdays fire.
I hope the health scare is something to do with probiotic yogurts causing bum AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
LUNCH CAUSES CANCER

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Nah thats just t'rumour

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I hope its to do with cats and they have to be culled like gadgets, the little evil cunts.
edit: meant badgers, ham fingers and autocorrect are a bad mixture!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Culled like gadgets eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Maroon 5'szzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
do be do be do doooo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Down with iphones and laptops!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Which gadgets would you like to see culled?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Gonz's spasic iWatch, for one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Any prefiixed with the letter i

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Bluetooth headsets

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Inspector

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2080573
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2080557
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
See the chap in the middle?
That's you , that is.


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
that film looked fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
it was

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I reckon it the nasty invasion of highly infectious diseased red lizards
spreading down from the north east of England, so dangerous that just seeing one means your going to die a horrid and painful death three weeks after your dick drops off*

* I think women are immune
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
The 'AB once made an off colour joke on QOTW, got grassed up and then faced no further action' scandal is going to break.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
frog reckons he shagged your wife

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
She's had worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I once made a joke about fucking corpses
One of the Ring Of Fires reported me.
Boss laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
that boy really need driving off this site

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/heroes2011/post1485074
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Hey badge
when I die, you got full permission to play or fuck with my corpse however you like
fill your boots
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
GREAT SUCCESS

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
i have no idea what to have for lunch
the vegetarian in our restaurant is tofu stir-fry, which is just plain nasty. which means going Outside. which means too much choice and yet food boredom at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Real world problems here folks.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)
they really really are
on balance, i think it's korean wild rice salad day.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I've recently discovered wild rice. Tastes like soil, but weirdly, still nice.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
i like that camargue red rice, it's nutty and delicious
but only cook it in a stainless steel pan. if you use a beautiful cream lined le creuset one, it will stay pink FOREVER, as i found out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Wild rice mixed with normal stuff is nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Yeah I am a big fan.
See also camargue red rice
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
caMARRgue red rice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
my ma used to make a great salad with feta cheese, camarrrrrgue red rice, lemon juice, chilli, few other bits
it was v like the sainers' one, but much healthier
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)
alright what the fuck is wild rice
you bunch of yurt pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
All you need to know is that it's 'not potato', you Irish cunt x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
DEN HOW BE EATING IT? TIDDLY TEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Fuck's sake, you're like a ginger Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2080602
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
It's too late now.
You've already outed yourself as a consumer of MBS cuisine.

Do ALL of you have feet of clay?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Stunned has one foot of what certainly looks like clay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Dozer's feet would only be made out of wattle and daub, clay's not practical for really large constructions like those.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Fibreglass.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I AM NOT GINGER
AND HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
What's wrong with tofu stiry-fry?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
GADGETS CAUSE CANCER

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)
"I'll get you next time Gadget"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2080557
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Go go gadget tumour!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Duck noodles for me today
Bought shitloads of Nissin noodles, they should keep me going for a month or so, and honestly aren't too bad at all.

Health scare - Possibly contaminated vaccines?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Bindun.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Stay about from my ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
LAGER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
TGGI!
Assuming you're on about lunch, and not the great health scare.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Mass genocide through contaminated forrin beer.
*evil finger pyramid of contemplation*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Errrmmmm It's Stunned so both really

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I just et me lunch innit
I ad pasta an sum froot. It woz we'll nise.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
You ate the Bannana cake before your lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
My money's on a new superbug
with WINGS and TEETH and SHIT.

Alternatively, if it's anything to do with diet it can fuck off as a load of old balls.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
SHUT UP SCIENCE
There's good money to be made out of these pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I'm seriously considering getting into it, mate.
The company I'm spinning out could sell its products in reasonable SCIENCE markets for *some money* or to the woo fad diet brigade for *some money times a hundred*

It's tricky to balance selling out everything you believe in with gold plated stripper helicopter yachts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Gaz me if you need tips on how to make your 'health claims' within the boundaries of the law.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
nah, it'll be a mutation in HIV
Allowing it to finally go airborne and escape its stigma of being only caught by smackheads and poofs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
i might do a diet i was reading about that involves carrot juice for 3 days straight
followed by 2 days of pure fasting, not even water, and then black coffee for the rest of the week. but i hate black coffee :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
You should definitely go on this diet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
that sounds...unhealthy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Yeah, tell her to get a deep fried mars bar down her

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
deep fried haggis with a macaroni pie, chips on the side, a litre of Irn Bru with a sumptious dessert of four Cornettos.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
It's OK
you'll almost certainly be dead or hospitalised before day 6 so you won't need the coffee stage.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
i was wondering if you'd believe it was a real thing
tell me you knew i was joking...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)
It's no more or less stupid than some of the ones I know you've done already.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
maybe i should market it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Sounds like a good diet to me.
With all that coffee you won't be able to sleep, but with the carrot juice you'll be able to see clearly in the dark, so you'll have no problem navigating on those sleepless nights.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I try to find a happy balance between my calorie intake and how many calories I burn off
call me mad but it seems to work for me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Mental, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

mad knobcheese
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I'm really hungover :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Get a pint down you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
is this related to the health scare?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
You're related to a health scare

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Basically I'm calling YM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
only cos I did arse to mouth on your mum and I had a bit of poo on the end of my knob

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
you're the poo at the end of the knob

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
And you, as we all know, are the cheese on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
like fetid feta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Grim Gorgonzola

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
You'd know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
My money's on it being an unlicenced healthcare professional
acting in the area for years, or they've just discovered a huge bunch of test results have been wrong the whole time and Stunned actually had AIDS of the foot all along.

Lunch can kiss my pasty Scots arse. Lunch is for WIMPS.


I'll probably have some lunch in a bit, though, for srs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I'm 99% certain that it has something to do with my penis
But don't hold me to that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
i don't want to hold your penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Nobody does, Windy.
Not even Monty toothless rent boy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Monty is a toothless rent boy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I can only tell you what I've heard.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)
and seen, to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Stunned seemed to be enjoying it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
et tu, Swipe-ay?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Did you fellate her, too?
I didn't see that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Why not?
It's clean and relatively harmless
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I made the most amazing french onion soup yesterday that only took about 15 minuites to make.
It's basicly fried onions and beef stock with a dollop of caramalised onion jam.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Did you get indigestion?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Not yet, there's still time though !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
French onion soup is improved immensely by a slug of brandy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I have slugs in my garden, if you want me to send you some.




And, no, I don't mean THAT garden.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I have a theory why French Onion Soup gives you indigestion

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Is it because it's full of fucking onions?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I can see that working, I just put it together though from bits'n'bobs that I had at home last night though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
also a lump or two of brie in the top before serving.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
brb back, making another bowl and this time adding a chunk of [some kind of brie like blue cheese, cant' remember what one].

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Was it that vile looking slurry you were posting on Facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Minus the cheesy top, what one of these looks any better?
www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+onion+soup&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=CgwvUvrUEMSVhQeK9IDgDQ&biw=1532&bih=831&sei=DAwvUs60MsS4hAe8p4DoDA
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Ew
Cheesy top lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

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