So, why are you guys still hiding back here now that /talk is pretty much empty?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:59, 261 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Talk is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

YOURN SHIT.
What happened with the gardening leave?

That pint I just had has not helped.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Probably because you put lemonade in it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

It makes it taste NOMMY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Fucking homo.
MASSIVE BENT SPASTICS TO A MAN.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Come on then, you cunt.
I'll do you and your ugly bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Best George Michael cover ever

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

my company don't care and my major client doesn't care, so i have to work
farkin liberties
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Diabolical liberties.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

fuck it, I've got 15 or so holiday days left so I'll take them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Nice one. They'll hate that.
Take them in dribs and drabs just to get up their collective nose.

How long is your notice?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

6 weeks
taking thurs and friday off this week as little sis is getting married and I need to help out I guess.

Might go to SOuthwold with a couple of lezzers, or Turkey to stay in wife's godfather's villa.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I loves Turkey.
Kalkan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I've not been and I know nothing about it
so when I've looked at potentially going I dunno what I'm doing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Just get on and book it, Nakers.
Flights are about £300.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

RUMBLED

( Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

IN THE JUNGLED

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

i need some new show laces
where does one buy shoelaces these days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

People on gardening leave get them free.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

NO THEY DONT YOU HORRIOD LIER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

supermatchgame

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

take the shoes off
put them in the bin

buy new shoes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

But i like these shoes...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

The worse thing is, Nakers is wearing a pair of slip-ons.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

i slip on your mum most night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I wear her like a fish mitten.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Beautifully put. Click!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I have wanted to use the phrase "pig skin bus" today
but haven't got around to it yet.

Oh look, I have now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

You wasted it!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

MASSIVE CLANGER!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Just buy some new shoes, what are you, poor?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

well, one pair is frayed, but i also wnat to change the colour on the other
so new shoes won't necessarily help
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Shut up povvo

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I'm gonna need an irony check here please Doz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I thought you were supposed to be the tight one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

his life is a crazy mix of pizza payment refusals and wild uncontrolled debt amassing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Which is weird, when you consider he actively seeks to avoid spending any money.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

You can only buy them in 30m lengths

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

this is a good point
how long are shoelaces?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

As long as a piece of string.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Cobblers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

No, I really do need new laces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Go to The Master Cobbler, Islington.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

And get a smack on the nose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Free with every aglet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I'm not so sure, I think he may be telling the truth

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Too late

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

No, it's true. He really does need laces.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Three late

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

The Internet must be broken.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

No, you're just slower than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Bit harsh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I'm worse than Nakers.
This is dreadful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

No you aren't, that comment was way out of line.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Bloody hell, Jeff. Sad tiems.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

early onset Alzheimers I reckon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

So, Kevin Webster.
Apparently the result is due in soon. Which way do you think it'll go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

GUILTY. AS. FUCK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

+S

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I think I will fail to care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

You should care. He's a national treasure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

He changed when he shaved off his 'tache.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

But it's that bloke off the telly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Victor Melly?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Roger's unheard of brother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Was he the tall vicar?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Yeah that's him, with the giant bollocks. Farted all the time, you know - HIM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Pathetic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Nah that was those sharks wasn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I'll GRANT you that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

was it Roger? Viz was shit anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Yeah well it was good when you could only buy it in Our Price and in pubs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Send him down!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY KIDS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Im not a fan of the Talk Layout.
Why are YOU hiding in talk?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

or maybe it's just the constant Morining/Afternoon/Alright/Mono's bumhole that puts me off...
alt. Lunch?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7681507
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I think both of the remaining /talk posters should suck it up and come over here.
It's fucking tragic on there. It's like a rheumy-eyed incontinent old dog that you don't want to get put down but really you should, to put it out of its misery.

It's like a rheumy-eyed incontinent old dog that you don't want to get put down but really you should, to put it out of its misery that keeps saying 'morning'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You can say that again.
Afternoon!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

It is, and always will be, the best thing on the internet.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

bumhole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Actually I agree.
If by 'best' you mean 'most irrelevant and unfrequented'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Yes. That's exactly what he means.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

It's the 'Myspace' of b3ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

It's bebo-esque.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

It is beboid, for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

No-one goes there apart from underagers and nonces?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

/Talk = less than 100 posts so far today.
/OT = around 900 posts so far today.

So why bother with /talk?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

it's the Bebo/Excite/AOL of B3ta

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

You bent spastic, Nakers.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2080810
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I think you'll find I actually posted first actually

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

It's easier to get to.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

^fat lazy internet^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Not quite easy enough, it would appear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I think /talk all went to pot when you lot put Frank in the sandbox

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

90% drop in posts immediately.
Admittedly all of them said the same thing but hey, that's statistics for ya.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

haha, they used to have a right laugh on there didn't they

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Checks em
*finds Lump*
*panics*
*cries*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I've never been to /talk
They scare me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

they aren't scary, they are irrelevant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

You're scared of two lonely people posting the word 'morning' every six hours?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Very.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

What a peculiar you fellow you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You should be MOAR scared of Chompys health scare
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2080562
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

/links and /board are way scarier what with the tnfoil hatting and noncing they have on those boards.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

ROOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OREO'S

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

morning means "i'll kill you" in pakistani

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

INFIDEL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

*fears*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

One thing that occurred to me the other day,
is that none of the 'horrid /talk bullies' who post on QOTW bother posting on /talk any more, so really they are 'horrid QOTW bullies'.

What a wacky old world it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

That must have been Sunday.
You truly were bored out of your rabbit mind.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

U NO DAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I might have a wank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

over old talk threads?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

up your mrs nostrils.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

so the tiny cock rumours ARE true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You can ask her after she has ridden the pig skin bus to tuna town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

well done you got to say it in context, have a biscuit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Chz, bbz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Make sure its a special low sugar one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

+ not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Yes but where's your wheelie bin?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Nissan Main Dealer?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

SUPPLIES!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

NO CHINAMEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

*bowls googly*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

No Brad Hoggs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Lamb chops in the end. Pretty good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Nice.
I've got a cracking home made spg bol for supper.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Fascinating.
No really, do go on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I made it a couple of weeks ago and froze it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

*takes notes*
My goodness, what a life you lead.

Pray continue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Well the secret is no tomatoes save for a bit of puree.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Did you do it properly? With chicken livers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

the only proper thing to do with chicken livers
IS LEAVE THEM IN THE HAPPY LIVING CHICKENS OR THROW THEM AWAY IF YOU'RE TOO LATE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Shut up. You know nothing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Not this time. But I do on occasion. It's fucken' lush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

You cooked a hamster?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

don't tell dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

he's got one in the "oven" right now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

coo fuc
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

mint suace OR redcurrant jelly
this is important
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Mint sauce dude.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Never tried that with lamb. Not particularly inspired to either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

it was designed fror lamb
mint sauce is an abomination
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Something something Noddy Holder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

i had vegetable sushi from monty's favourite place sainers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I hope you used a clean serviette

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

DO NOT USE THAT WORD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I knew was was a frightful cunt Monters, but this is TOO FUCKING MUCH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Sainers, mersh?
You work in The City. You can get better sushi than that. I like abokado.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Yes, it makes lovely gwakamole too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

no such thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

^ this ^
although there is a nice mexican near covent garden (amaaazing food) that makes it fresh at your table, so you can choose how much chilli etc goes in it. i wish i liked it, as all my friend who try it start orgasming on the spot.

www.cantinalaredo.co.uk/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

bitches be slippin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

The nice one on Upper St Martins Lane does that. Nommy.
Asia de Cuba have got an affer on at amazon local today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

is that the one you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Exactamundo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

it is extremely good nosh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

"'Nosh', as I'm sure you fluent Yiddish speakers know, is a noun formed from a bastardisation of the German 'naschen'. It is a verb, and can be construed into two distinct nouns. One, 'nosh', means simply 'food'. You have decided that this is what i meant and removed the 'a'. I am insulted enough that you think you have a better ear for English than me. But a better ear for Yiddish? I doubt it. Because the other noun, 'nosh' means "a session of eating" - in this sense you might think of its dual valency as being similar to that of 'scoff'. you can go for a scoff. or you can buy some scoff. the sentence you left me with is shit, and is not what i meant. Why would you change a sentnece aso that it meant something i didn't mean? I don't know, but you risk doing it every time you change something. And the way you avoid this kind of fuck up is by not changing a word of my copy without asking me, okay? it's easy. Not. A. Word. Ever"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

i was expecting stunned to make a "noshing off" joke
i was not expecting this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

do you know what it is?
www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

yes, the guy is a total toolrash
greggs hat was in love with his daughter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

What a nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

i think she's older than we are
oh my fuck up, she's his sister, not his daughter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

hahahahaha worst cunt in the world EVER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

It's one of the best things on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

100% agree

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Jew boy in uppity shocker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Unheard of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

There you go, spasmo.
abokado.com/ý
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Yeah great link 'spasmo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

"link"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It's what you're the missing one of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Oh, bravo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

well i've dun a clcik

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

i kind of want to click, but the grammar is hurting my eyes, so...
... i would have clicked HARD for "well, you would know, being the missing one" or something more... elegant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

you know you are thone of the things what you represent that word you typed.
Silly cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

er....
what??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

haha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

God what I wouldn't give for them to open up a branch down the road from me.
Moving away from Farringdon was the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

the problem is, i don't like good sushi
the seaweed tastes too strong/tangy of fish for me. i like cheap sainers' sushi better than most.

although if you insist on taking me up the heron tower for a sushi samba, i will manage to cope.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'll take you up the heron tower alright, love.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

i bet myself you'd say that within 60 seconds
i was juuuuust out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Any drinkypoos?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID DRINKYPOOS

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Bitches be sippin'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

why, you.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

sushi is utterly dull,
I don't want cold rice for dinner thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

i like it if you mix it with crunchy vegetables and a bit of cream cheese and then i pour lots of spices on it (cajun today)
but yeah, primary motive = 250 cal lunch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Hi Gonz!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

hahaha i don't do the mixing
someone at sainers does that.

i just pour the spices on afterwards!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

But there's people starving in Africa!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

are you trying to turn him on?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Not knowingly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

then you have a lot to learn

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

pics pleez x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

HERES A PERSONAL FAVOURITE LOLOLOL
snipurl.com/27sbb2c
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

oh...no thanks Dr.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That's my stethoscope in the picture.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

you're a bad person

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Because I googled 'starving Ethiopian children'? I'm bringing awareness to their plight.
I'm like Lenny
Henry......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

GADANGA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Do you mind? I am eating.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Desmond Tutu lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Can you please stop trolling me, I can't take this kind of trolling.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

tru facts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

ACTUALLY anyone who's anyone is on 'kinetic north' these days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

i thought the whole place went on ignore?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

alright rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

wut?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

it ent me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Hang on, Nakers is Rory too?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

nothing would surprise me
NOTHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

what about if I actually turned up at a "b4sh"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

that will never happen
principally because you'd have to be invited first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

it's alright
we'll have our own secret fleet street and strand bash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

:)))))))))))))))))

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Couple of decent pubs around those parts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Oh yeah? I'm pretty much next door to the Savoy, where's good?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

gordons

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese.
One opposite the RCJ I like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

So, why are you still hiding back on /talk now that it is pretty much empty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I remember /talk

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

New thread

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I'm sorry, but what does any of this have to do with my penis?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

EVERYTHING TH
Everything
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

woah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)