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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've never been to the Manchester.
Describe it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's a freezing, rainy shithole full of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Yeah but Oasis were good werent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Yeah but Cleopatra were good werent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Yeah but Elbow were good werent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
what a shit name for a band.
Yeah, I've got this new band on the go. Working title of kneecap. Anyone in?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
The were originally called Bumhole, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
due to the shit they produced

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Also fronted by the worlds fattest smack head

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I love it.
Mind I am from Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)
*smashes pasty*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Dirty boy.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
*drips like a chicken cheese slice*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
yeah, i got that bit, anything else significant?
Also, did you hear about that cunt trying to go across the Atlantic with helium balloons?
He fucked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Good.
Fucking 'look at me' prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
The balloon guy's alright though HAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I'm on hold Monty,
it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Have a hair of the dawg, and some Paracetamol ffs.
Cheerful cunt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
God, you've not been sent another text have you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Ohhh dear, look what you have all driven Wilf to do :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
it's alright,
he tweeted that he was "safe and well"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Fuck, well maybe next time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
That must have been a letdown.
I know it's far too late but I couldn't let this pass without someone saying it
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
London isn't?
Most places in the UK really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I liked Llandudno
Booth was also nice
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
+ who think they are THE NORTH.
Despite it more-or-less being level with other parts of the country that are still the midlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
EX-actly where the fuck does the North start?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
After Watford gap

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)
What the fuck has Swipes Foo-foo got to do with anything?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
anywhere north of Bicester if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Yeah, well nobody asked you copper knob, so fuck off yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
oi, knobcheese, watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I'm not a northerner.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
you fucking are

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I was born further south than you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah but you're a fucken prick, HOW ABOUT THAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
As long as it's not a fucken northern prick, I can live with that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
HELLOSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I think it depends on where abouts you're standing at the time.
It was more the point that there's more to the north than Manchester, contrary to their beliefs in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Barnet

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
What about my hair?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I GET THIS, LIKE THE RHYMING SLANG FOR HAIR!!!!!
Classic knobcheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)
^ Southern Pufta ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
it starts at penrith. anything below that is dangerously soft and southern

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
hang on chaps
I think this ones a jocko
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Another one?
Christ, they're taking over.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Jacobite revenge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
oi watch it pal, there was a bloody big wall built there for a reason. i'm cumbrian

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)
when you say bloody big,
it looks as if it may just about hold out Battered, but the rest of them should be over it pretty quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
^ typical scotch lie

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
North of Penrith is fucking Scotchland
THIS IS FACT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
As a Brummie who lives in Scotland I would like to know where I stand in all this...

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
DYAAKY
its the only way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Do yourself <something> and kill yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
At the very bottom of life's pecking order.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Wrong, I've met someone who lives up here but used to be from Cov.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I've got a mate who moved from Cov to Glasgow, it's not him is it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
You've got a mate
hahahahahahaha

Great joke... 10/10
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
hello Mr. Ranker,
how's the wedding going?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)
If he hasnt already had fingers from a bridesmaid
then pretty badly I would say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
hello mr pig.
good so far, cos i dodged the ceremony to get some kip. wish i could just get out the reception now
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
why are you there?
if you're not going to attend the bit where they actually get married?

EDIT: Important question, what sort of trousers are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Liking the trick question, WP.
Get the scotch cunt to admit he's 'wheering the plaid'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
i was also checking he wasn't allergic to any sort of fabrics, and that his dad was ok with his attire.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)
wearing a kilt.
i mean shit, no, not a kilt, soft as shite southern trousers or summit. dunno why we're going, i assume the wife cared enough to want us to turn up. or we just taking the excuse to get pissed.
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
GOT YOU, I FUCKING *KNEW* IT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
who the hell are you??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
That's ranker joe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
rory. or reg. or al. you'll work it out, you're good at that sort of thing ain't you?

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
or Frank

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
According to this radio programme the dividing line runs zig-zag from Cleethorpes to Gloucester
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01dlsz6/episodes/guide
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Large city up north
Mostly Victorian redbrick, but with god-awful sixties concrete in places. Plus new modern buildings where the city is doing itself up a bit. Trams that are useful to.

But wet. mostly wet.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)
It only had new buildings because Rory tried to flatten it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
with his 80kg on a 5'4" frame?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
12st 8lbs
For those who cant picture what 80 Kg looks like on a person
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
great for a weekend
quirky interesting shops, lots of historical interest, some really good bars, and a nice atmosphere.

i love it, but i find it a bit small after london.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
considering how wrong you are about EVERYTHING else, I'm inclined to believe it really is the worst place imaginable.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Then you have never been to Scunthorpe, Thurrock, Luton. Milton Keynes, or god forbid Goole

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
^this^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
i have been to Milton Keynes,
and i understand why cho-cho is so depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
HE IS NOT DEPRESSED, HE'S TOTES TROLLING YOU

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)
i think new shitholes are more depressing than old shitholes
because if you go somewhere shit that still has lovely old buildings underneath the shit, you can clean them up. whereas places like welwyn garden city and MK are just depressing square "architecture" like kids make out of lego.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I bet they don't get traffic jams

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
This.
New towns are a monument to the idea that you can plan and micromanage peoples lives. They don't have the soul that comes from the organic growth of a place. They are somewhere to live that has no life of its own .
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
God's never gonna forgive Goole.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I love London
Just for a visit though.
Manchester is a huge place if you count Greater Manchester as a whole.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Historical interest my arse.
Bunch of Industrial Revolution fucking steam engines and canals and Fred Dibnah bollocks. Steamroller it all, it's toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
WHAT ABOUT THE LINDOW MAN?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Isn't he in the British Museum?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
i don't know where he lives now
but he is FROM MANCHESTER!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)
'Visit Manchester to see the fascinating historical stuff that isn't actually there any more'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
you could
but i'd just go on a northern quarter bar crawl, myself. CHEAP BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I'd go on
the first available train back to civilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)
now, you know i love you
but we both know that you'd be sucking the beer out of the carpet at piccadilly station before getting the last train back
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)
It'll make a change from him licking the piss off the floor of the toilets in a Newcastle gay club.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I ONLY DID THAT ONCE FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Piltdown lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Best of all the Lib Dem leaders

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
How do you expect to build a steam roller large enough without industry ?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I've already got one.
I've had it for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
clumping together some scotch eggs maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
keyword: scotch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

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