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......and then you'll never guess what happened
Tell me a tale of high-jinks and shenannigans

Alt:
Make one up
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:48, 232 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i was looking at loads of pld photos when clearing stuff out at home
my friends used to be cool. now some of them are still cool. but the rest are all wrist deep in shitty nappies and think 9.30 is a late night. getting older sucks.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I am not, nor ever have been cool

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I can confirm this

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)
i go to nice places
and the bouncers normally let us skip the queue. and i'm a nice person with lots of friends. i think that makes me cool-ish.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)
No ginger has ever been 'cool'.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)
if you were cool you wouldn't feel the need to mention any of that

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)
i didn't feel the need
i was making polite conversation. like a grown-up.

you could try it, or you could just stick your head back in the truth fairy's pants and eat fish and chips out of them!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)
^ NOT COOL

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
^ QUENTIN ^

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
oh dear

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
you are him or you sound like him
it's not a good look
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
i can see why people pick on you
but im a bigger man so ill let you be, you're alright you are *punches shoulder*
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
THEY ALL WANT A PIECE OF ME

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
fuck em

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
She did

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)
god, you make ONE mistake...

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Make up your mind, he was Rory last time he annoyed you

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
they're all the same
like all men.

ALL. THE. SAME.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
No, bouncers let you skip the queue due to your bouncers

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)
NO DOG CHAT

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)
woof

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I get better with age, like a fine wine or mouldy stilton

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)
i fucking love a nice stilton
the more offensive the better.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)
STILTCUNT

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
well that's nice

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
It was an offensive Stilton

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
i shouldn't be hungry really, after going out for dinner last night
but i could murder a nice tangy buttery stilton on cracked black pepper biscuits or jalapeno cheese wafers
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Plain crackers for cheese, you oaf.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
fuck off is it
plain crackers are the vanilla ice cream of the cheese world
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Leaving aside the fact that vanilla is the best flavour of ice cream, crackers are merely the medium for transferring cheese into your mouth*
Why would you want to overpower the flavour of good cheese with flavoured crackers?


*A bit like pcc
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
it doesn't overpower it
it ENHANCES it

philistine!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Can someone please explain to rach about cheese?
And also, while you're at it, what philistine means.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
vanilla ice cream and plain crackers are just boring
empty calories. i bet you like fucking WAFERS too. WAFERS.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
what a dunce eh sporters?!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
INORITE
My pie was fucking excellent
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

After fighting for a while Bromhead was fucking livid the Zulus had come back in greater numbers to finish the job. He thought they were taking the piss, until Ardendorff pointed out they were *actually* being saluted as 'fellow braves', meanwhile Chard was combing his luxurious sideburns and looking all sultry having experienced his first combat. The end.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)
it's finally happened
you've wanked yourself insane.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Up yours Cetewayo

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)
i'm not even going to pretend to understand this one

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)
yhpcciym

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I like this new acronym

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I have no idea what it means

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I'm sure you'll use it alot when you work it out mate.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I'll guess at:
you had psycho chomp cum in your mouth
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
you have put chompys cock in your mouth
I thought.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
*looks round nervously*
Who told you that?!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I went with 'You Had Psycho Chomps Cock In Your Mouth' but either works. Which is good.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)
it only applies to swipe and the last word is "mouth"
does that help?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
i fucking hate rory

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

te d
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Actually it may apply to The Baroness as well
not bad company.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
He's an internet Lothario and no mistake

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)
best of all teh lotharios

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Is that because yhpcciym?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
i hate you too

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
No you don't.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)
yes
yes i do
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Yes. Thank you.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Another alternative is
sspc
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Barry 5am kitchen floor thief lols.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I miss Barry

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Really?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
He was entertaining

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Really?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah
I met him a few times for a couple of beers and he was an entertaining chap
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I met him a couple of times. Entertaining isn't a word I would use to describe him. Vain & dull tbh.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
ain't that Dozer?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)
It isn't an exclusive club around here.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Hey!
I'm not vain

I probably thought this post was about me
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
LTI

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
i'm gonna click this

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
And he LOVED football

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
He did indeed
but didn't talk about it in the pub
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
He was named after Sportscalf 2 as well, IIRC.
Coincidence?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Everyone on here is called that
Even you
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
it was nice to have someone to talk to about sunglasses that's for sure
Today i am wearing black "Police" sunglasses, in a squared off aviator style
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Alright, 'Maverick'

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
"... and when they came back down stairs he'd found it and was eating it!"
I was quite pleased that, after returning from a trip to Merka and detailing my travels to the family, my nephew told his class proudly in a presentation that the Hoover Dam was constructed of old vacuum cleaners.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I like this
My mate Dan taught his nephew that the real name for a hedgehog was "Marti Pellow" and to be terrified of cheese slices

"No Uncle Daniel, NOT THE CHEESE!"

Top Uncling
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
That is top uncling.

I've now got to the point where it's impossible to tell them anything serious, as they look at me sideways. This worries me, as both my sisters have a crap taste in music and their children need guidance.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I have taught micro to say my Volvo is a Lamborghini

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)
and your cock is a wollipop!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Racist.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
officelol

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
And when I opened my eyes my mum had left a cup of tea next to my bed!!!11!!!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I've been lied too
I was told all these internet memes weren't actually true, well I just came back from a trip where I woke up in a flat with the walls covered in swastika flags, met one of the seven dwarfs, grumpy I think, had a guy come up to me and say bonjour, j'mappelle kroney, do you like my cardigan? Then had pizza with ginger northerner who sucked me off behind the bins!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
oh man
and i was just going to say that you were much cooler and better looking in real life.

then you went and called me a grumpy dwarf...
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Awwwww
You mean you were going to tell yet more lies on the internet?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
nah, i actually thought you were quite a good looking bloke
i was most disappointed, i was expecting a pixie
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Flattery will get you everywhere

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)
POW!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
It's all trooo.
Apart from the pizza and the bins. There weren't enough time for that when I was down.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)
right, so im getting a free meal on the company dime next week
but its at a beefeater and i ent been there before. whats good there?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Beef?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
i dont really like steaks
i find them too chewy
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)
you are buying the wrong steak and having it badly cooked
hth
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
i suspected this was the case but its never interested me enough to pay loads to find out a way of having it cooked that i like

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
fair enough, but a good steak with good Bearnaise sauce is one of life's greatest pleasures
+ french fries and watercress
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
how should i ask for it then?
EDIT: par exampler: medium rare, bloody as hell etc
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Politely

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)
How would you like yer steak, sir?
Politely please????

i swear down man you are some kinda flucken eejit sometimes tangs
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Sometimes?
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
i like you tangs, youre a funny guy
thats why im gonna kill you last

/predator
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
this^
I'd personally have it rare but medium-rare is a good start for a decent steak
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
go to hawksmoor
the. end.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)
how can you like Hawksmoor?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Medium rare

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
fab cocktails
seriously tasty side dishes, starters, lovely risotto, best chips south of watford, and puddings like warm peanut butter chocolate chunk shortbread with salty caramel ice cream.

and the hottest barmen in london.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
steak advice from you?
id rather go leather jacket shopping with chompy
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)
i know my restaurants, dude

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
you dint know dirty burger

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
She's right about Hawksmoor though.
EPIC cow. Although there's a place up here that is maybe marginally better and a lot cheaper. But, y'know, you'd have to get to Edinburgh.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I took my dad and his missus there
bone marrow starter was a bit disappointing but the mains were fantastic.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Which one Mr Badge?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)
There are a couple - Shebeen and Wildfire - I really rate
but specifically I was thinking about Kyloe.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
or bone marrow gravy

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Meat woes

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)
not the beef

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
maybe they do fish & chips
anyone know their stance on sachets?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Not sure how you walk is any of their concern, tbh.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
hahaha!
oh man, i dun an actual lol thanks man
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Pretty much nothing, I think.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)
oh man
well its free so i carnt complain. well, i can, cos i quite like complaining
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
don't have the peas
they are always massive and really dry inside in these places
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I'll be honest Reg, I don't think I've ever even been to a Beefeater
I could be doing them a terrible disservice.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I think if we look at the probability of that we can with some confidence dismiss the claim

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
top scienceing there.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
*awards self North Eastern science award*
the Nurble Prize fur science
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Gin.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
always

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
gin is flocken rank man whats wrong with you gaybos?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
you are buying the wrong gin and having it badly cooked
hth
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
officelol

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
it stinks of old women playing bingo with their flippen rouge-tinted death vibes

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
no wai man, it's the trendiest drink around
you have to drink small volume pop up artisan gin though, flavored with mustaches and irony.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I ended up with a bottle of "Hoxton Gin"
a few weeks ago. Fucking hell, I'm amazed the thing didn't turn up on a fixie and insist on wearing a scarf indoors, it was that pathetically hipster. Coconut and Grapefruit as botanics? fuck off you pricks, I want to drink Gin, not some kind of high-strength Malibu.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
methinks the lady doth protesteth too much

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Steady on petal
I'm happy with you believing I'm catastrophically bent if it helps you sleep at night, but that Hoxton Gin shite really is odd and I'm not taking that kind of insinuation lightly, oh no.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
your hands are on your hips right now, aren't they girlfriend?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
not quite.
close.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I would LOVE to drink high strength Malibu.
But then, I'm a girl.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)
buy some Hoxton gin then
although, given the stuff's about 30 sheets a bottle, you'd be better off mixing Malibu and Vodka.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
They had that shit at a gin parlour I went to in Birmingham, served with pineapple crisps.
I didn't have it.
I did, however, have a delicious Bulgarian gin, with juniper as its only botanical.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)
10/10

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
"and that, darling, is what really happened"
"Clive, that's plot of the Fellowship of the Ring. What actually happened?"

"I lost a bet in a dockside bar and had to fellate a monkey"
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
"I volunteered to be the cum sponge in a Soho fetish club"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
A friend of ours is a steward at this event every year:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2435175/Benazir-Bhuttos-8million-Surrey-mansion-secret-location-sex-parties.html

He is insanely proud of being hated my the mail.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
He really shouldn't be
as the Mail basically hates everyone and everything. Including itself.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
He has some excellent stories.
None of which I'm allowed to repeat : (
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Do they involve cum-splattered politician's wives?
I always thought Sam Cam looked like a bukakke kinda girl.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Sam Cam Cherie Blair
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Nah. She was definitely DVDADO.
Probably QO thinking about the size of her gob.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Is this some kind of Scrabble finishing move?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Scrabble would be more fun with Mortal Combat style fatality moves
/high end gaming
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)
The alleged "holy grail" of extreme gonzo pornography.
Double vaginal, double anal, double oral.

I'm sure you can work out the QO.

/Trey Parker and Matt Stone's band is called "DVDA" for that reason. They were once asked on some kid's show in the US to explain the name, it's one of the funniest pieces of panicked backpedalling I think I've ever come across. They went for "an experiemental new DVD format" in the end.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Quite Open?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)
quadruple oral.
Jesus, sporters. have you caught TB this morning?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)
i don't see how that is possible...

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Ask your mum.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I'm pretty sure DVDADO isn't possible
what with the difficulties of trying to arrange 14 legs and whatnot.

I was merely using the medium of extreme porn to point out that Cherie has a massive fuckin gob.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)
where's your sense of adventure and ambition badger!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)
if only the badger cull had been more brutal

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Quetin Oftiwork

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)
spunking on her would be like playing that game at the fair where you squirt water into a clowns mouth to inflate a balloon

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Excellent

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)
It's what Benazir Bhutto was fighting for

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
BUTTO more like?!
AMIRITE?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
This wasn't a "what did you do last night" thread

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
"I was trying to fill a bath with cum"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
This wasn't a "what did you do last night" thread

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
YMHDFCIHM

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Your mum had Darth Foxtrot cum in her mouth?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Did she?
How rare
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Medium.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)
your cooking it wrong

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Medium rare mofo.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
why is it that you can say, "big, red bus"
but

"red, big bus" sounds wrong?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Spastic bent.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
His Dad would be more believeable

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)
not on the SSI dose he's on

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Oh, sick burn.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
That Algernon.
He's quite the bastard.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
I'm hot like lava, sipping on some cava,
bitches wanna take me home and lick my guava
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
"me and your dad tag-fucked a hooker"
/ac
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
"Drugs are for mugs, mugs are for tea, I like tea, so drugs are for me"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
"I like the pope, the pope smokes dope"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
"Only mongs do bongs"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
"Crack is whack"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
"don't copy that floppy"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
"Clunk click every trip"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
"too much dick, makes you sick"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)
"knorr, it's in teh know how"

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
lesbianism, cos you hate jism

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
ONE UP THE BUM, NO HARM DONE

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
LAD

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)
#flangehound

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)
#wahey

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)
what rhymes with hug me?
go on and drug me
if you get sleepy
i won't get creepy

man i hate these blurred lines...
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
he was on Radio 1 this morning, he was quite amusing

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)
What on earth are you doing listening to Radio 1, old man?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)
R4 were banging on about e books V real books
so I flicked channels, anyway I'm on ly 1 year over their target market
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
i THINK HE'S A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
*touches buds*
/stunnedposter
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm mildly suspicious of anyone past about 22 who still listens to radio 1.
\ac
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)
what can I say I'm a multi facted man
I like 70's rock and modern dubstep and everything in between
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)
So do I, however the daytime presenters make me want to hurt people.
I'd listen to 6 music but I'm not forking out for a digital radio for my motor.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I heard that when you lose a bit of reception it cuts out completely

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
It burbles for a bit.
But essentially yes, it's either listenable or it isn't.

DAB on the whole is a pretty shit technology.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
it's doesn't seem to have resonated with people really

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I really didn't think it would be that painful, or that much of a drop,
but that's how it goes.

Alt: LIES? ON THE INTERNET???? well i never.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)
alright sparkey?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)
yes and no.
you?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Bored bored bored
need to finish my handover notes today.

Any more permanent work on the horizon?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Forget the handover notes, start a new thread.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
well, a guy was supposed to ring me yesterday,but never did,
trying to decide when best to ring him and see what's going on.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
definitely call him, nothing to lose

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
i'll do it right now.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Good plan, good luck

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
he's off sick.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
well at least you know he wasn't avoiding you

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Unless he is pretending to be off sick in order to avoid him

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
because he's embarrassed for you at how unlikely he is to ever consider you for employment.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
well, yes, these are all important points.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
HERE2HELP

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)

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