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......and then you'll never guess what happened
Tell me a tale of high-jinks and shenannigans
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:48,
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latest was 11 years ago)
i was looking at loads of pld photos when clearing stuff out at home
my friends used to be cool. now some of them are still cool. but the rest are all wrist deep in shitty nappies and think 9.30 is a late night. getting older sucks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:52,
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I am not, nor ever have been cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53,
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I can confirm this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53,
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*trigger fingers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55,
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i go to nice places
and the bouncers normally let us skip the queue. and i'm a nice person with lots of friends. i think that makes me cool-ish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54,
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No ginger has ever been 'cool'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55,
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if you were cool you wouldn't feel the need to mention any of that
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55,
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i didn't feel the need
i was making polite conversation. like a grown-up.
you could try it, or you could just stick your head back in the truth fairy's pants and eat fish and chips out of them!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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^ NOT COOL
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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^ QUENTIN ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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oh dear
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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you are him or you sound like him
it's not a good look
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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i can see why people pick on you
but im a bigger man so ill let you be, you're alright you are *punches shoulder*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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THEY ALL WANT A PIECE OF ME
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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fuck em
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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She did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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god, you make ONE mistake...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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Make up your mind, he was Rory last time he annoyed you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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they're all the same
like all men.
ALL. THE. SAME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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No, bouncers let you skip the queue due to your bouncers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55,
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NO DOG CHAT
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56,
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woof
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56,
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I get better with age, like a fine wine or mouldy stilton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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i fucking love a nice stilton
the more offensive the better.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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STILTCUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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well that's nice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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It was an offensive Stilton
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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i shouldn't be hungry really, after going out for dinner last night
but i could murder a nice tangy buttery stilton on cracked black pepper biscuits or jalapeno cheese wafers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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Plain crackers for cheese, you oaf.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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fuck off is it
plain crackers are the vanilla ice cream of the cheese world
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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Leaving aside the fact that vanilla is the best flavour of ice cream, crackers are merely the medium for transferring cheese into your mouth*
Why would you want to overpower the flavour of good cheese with flavoured crackers?
*A bit like pcc
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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it doesn't overpower it
it ENHANCES it
philistine!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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Can someone please explain to rach about cheese?
And also, while you're at it, what philistine means.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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vanilla ice cream and plain crackers are just boring
empty calories. i bet you like fucking WAFERS too. WAFERS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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what a dunce eh sporters?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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INORITE
My pie was fucking excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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After fighting for a while Bromhead was fucking livid the Zulus had come back in greater numbers to finish the job. He thought they were taking the piss, until Ardendorff pointed out they were *actually* being saluted as 'fellow braves', meanwhile Chard was combing his luxurious sideburns and looking all sultry having experienced his first combat. The end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53,
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it's finally happened
you've wanked yourself insane.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54,
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Up yours Cetewayo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56,
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i'm not even going to pretend to understand this one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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yhpcciym
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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I like this new acronym
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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I have no idea what it means
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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I'm sure you'll use it alot when you work it out mate.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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I'll guess at:
you had psycho chomp cum in your mouth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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you have put chompys cock in your mouth
I thought.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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*looks round nervously*
Who told you that?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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I went with 'You Had Psycho Chomps Cock In Your Mouth' but either works. Which is good.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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it only applies to swipe and the last word is "mouth"
does that help?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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i fucking hate rory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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te d
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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Actually it may apply to The Baroness as well
not bad company.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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He's an internet Lothario and no mistake
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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best of all teh lotharios
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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Is that because yhpcciym?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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i hate you too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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No you don't.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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yes
yes i do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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Yes. Thank you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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Another alternative is
sspc
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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Barry 5am kitchen floor thief lols.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54,
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I miss Barry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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Really?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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He was entertaining
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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Really?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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Yeah
I met him a few times for a couple of beers and he was an entertaining chap
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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I met him a couple of times. Entertaining isn't a word I would use to describe him. Vain & dull tbh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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ain't that Dozer?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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It isn't an exclusive club around here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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Hey!
I'm not vain
I probably thought this post was about me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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LTI
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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i'm gonna click this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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And he LOVED football
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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He did indeed
but didn't talk about it in the pub
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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He was named after Sportscalf 2 as well, IIRC.
Coincidence?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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Everyone on here is called that
Even you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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it was nice to have someone to talk to about sunglasses that's for sure
Today i am wearing black "Police" sunglasses, in a squared off aviator style
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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Alright, 'Maverick'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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"... and when they came back down stairs he'd found it and was eating it!"
I was quite pleased that, after returning from a trip to Merka and detailing my travels to the family, my nephew told his class proudly in a presentation that the Hoover Dam was constructed of old vacuum cleaners.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56,
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I like this
My mate Dan taught his nephew that the real name for a hedgehog was "Marti Pellow" and to be terrified of cheese slices
"No Uncle Daniel, NOT THE CHEESE!"
Top Uncling
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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Hahahahahaha
That is top uncling.
I've now got to the point where it's impossible to tell them anything serious, as they look at me sideways. This worries me, as both my sisters have a crap taste in music and their children need guidance.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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I have taught micro to say my Volvo is a Lamborghini
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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and your cock is a wollipop!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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And when I opened my eyes my mum had left a cup of tea next to my bed!!!11!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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I've been lied too
I was told all these internet memes weren't actually true, well I just came back from a trip where I woke up in a flat with the walls covered in swastika flags, met one of the seven dwarfs, grumpy I think, had a guy come up to me and say bonjour, j'mappelle kroney, do you like my cardigan? Then had pizza with ginger northerner who sucked me off behind the bins!
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Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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Ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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oh man
and i was just going to say that you were much cooler and better looking in real life.
then you went and called me a grumpy dwarf...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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Awwwww
You mean you were going to tell yet more lies on the internet?
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Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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nah, i actually thought you were quite a good looking bloke
i was most disappointed, i was expecting a pixie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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Flattery will get you everywhere
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Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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POW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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It's all trooo.
Apart from the pizza and the bins. There weren't enough time for that when I was down.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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right, so im getting a free meal on the company dime next week
but its at a beefeater and i ent been there before. whats good there?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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Beef?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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i dont really like steaks
i find them too chewy
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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you are buying the wrong steak and having it badly cooked
hth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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i suspected this was the case but its never interested me enough to pay loads to find out a way of having it cooked that i like
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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fair enough, but a good steak with good Bearnaise sauce is one of life's greatest pleasures
+ french fries and watercress
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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how should i ask for it then?
EDIT: par exampler: medium rare, bloody as hell etc
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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Politely
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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How would you like yer steak, sir?
Politely please????
i swear down man you are some kinda flucken eejit sometimes tangs
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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Sometimes?
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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i like you tangs, youre a funny guy
thats why im gonna kill you last
/predator
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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this^
I'd personally have it rare but medium-rare is a good start for a decent steak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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go to hawksmoor
the. end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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how can you like Hawksmoor?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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Medium rare
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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fab cocktails
seriously tasty side dishes, starters, lovely risotto, best chips south of watford, and puddings like warm peanut butter chocolate chunk shortbread with salty caramel ice cream.
and the hottest barmen in london.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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steak advice from you?
id rather go leather jacket shopping with chompy
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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i know my restaurants, dude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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you dint know dirty burger
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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She's right about Hawksmoor though.
EPIC cow. Although there's a place up here that is maybe marginally better and a lot cheaper. But, y'know, you'd have to get to Edinburgh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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I took my dad and his missus there
bone marrow starter was a bit disappointing but the mains were fantastic.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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Which one Mr Badge?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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There are a couple - Shebeen and Wildfire - I really rate
but specifically I was thinking about Kyloe.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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or bone marrow gravy
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Meat woes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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not the beef
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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maybe they do fish & chips
anyone know their stance on sachets?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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Not sure how you walk is any of their concern, tbh.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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hahaha!
oh man, i dun an actual lol thanks man
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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Pretty much nothing, I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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oh man
well its free so i carnt complain. well, i can, cos i quite like complaining
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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don't have the peas
they are always massive and really dry inside in these places
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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I'll be honest Reg, I don't think I've ever even been to a Beefeater
I could be doing them a terrible disservice.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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I think if we look at the probability of that we can with some confidence dismiss the claim
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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top scienceing there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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*awards self North Eastern science award*
the Nurble Prize fur science
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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Gin.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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always
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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gin is flocken rank man whats wrong with you gaybos?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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you are buying the wrong gin and having it badly cooked
hth
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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officelol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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it stinks of old women playing bingo with their flippen rouge-tinted death vibes
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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no wai man, it's the trendiest drink around
you have to drink small volume pop up artisan gin though, flavored with mustaches and irony.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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I ended up with a bottle of "Hoxton Gin"
a few weeks ago. Fucking hell, I'm amazed the thing didn't turn up on a fixie and insist on wearing a scarf indoors, it was that pathetically hipster. Coconut and Grapefruit as botanics? fuck off you pricks, I want to drink Gin, not some kind of high-strength Malibu.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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methinks the lady doth protesteth too much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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Steady on petal
I'm happy with you believing I'm catastrophically bent if it helps you sleep at night, but that Hoxton Gin shite really is odd and I'm not taking that kind of insinuation lightly, oh no.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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your hands are on your hips right now, aren't they girlfriend?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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not quite.
close.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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I would LOVE to drink high strength Malibu.
But then, I'm a girl.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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buy some Hoxton gin then
although, given the stuff's about 30 sheets a bottle, you'd be better off mixing Malibu and Vodka.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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They had that shit at a gin parlour I went to in Birmingham, served with pineapple crisps.
I didn't have it.
I did, however, have a delicious Bulgarian gin, with juniper as its only botanical.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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10/10
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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"and that, darling, is what really happened"
"Clive, that's plot of the Fellowship of the Ring. What actually happened?"
"I lost a bet in a dockside bar and had to fellate a monkey"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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"I volunteered to be the cum sponge in a Soho fetish club"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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A friend of ours is a steward at this event every year:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2435175/Benazir-Bhuttos-8million-Surrey-mansion-secret-location-sex-parties.htmlHe is insanely proud of being hated my the mail.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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He really shouldn't be
as the Mail basically hates everyone and everything. Including itself.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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He has some excellent stories.
None of which I'm allowed to repeat : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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Do they involve cum-splattered politician's wives?
I always thought Sam Cam looked like a bukakke kinda girl.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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Sam Cam Cherie Blair
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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Nah. She was definitely DVDADO.
Probably QO thinking about the size of her gob.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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Is this some kind of Scrabble finishing move?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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Scrabble would be more fun with Mortal Combat style fatality moves
/high end gaming
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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The alleged "holy grail" of extreme gonzo pornography.
Double vaginal, double anal, double oral.
I'm sure you can work out the QO.
/Trey Parker and Matt Stone's band is called "DVDA" for that reason. They were once asked on some kid's show in the US to explain the name, it's one of the funniest pieces of panicked backpedalling I think I've ever come across. They went for "an experiemental new DVD format" in the end.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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Quite Open?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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quadruple oral.
Jesus, sporters. have you caught TB this morning?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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i don't see how that is possible...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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Ask your mum.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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I'm pretty sure DVDADO isn't possible
what with the difficulties of trying to arrange 14 legs and whatnot.
I was merely using the medium of extreme porn to point out that Cherie has a massive fuckin gob.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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where's your sense of adventure and ambition badger!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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if only the badger cull had been more brutal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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Quetin Oftiwork
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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spunking on her would be like playing that game at the fair where you squirt water into a clowns mouth to inflate a balloon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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Excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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It's what Benazir Bhutto was fighting for
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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BUTTO more like?!
AMIRITE?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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This wasn't a "what did you do last night" thread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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"I was trying to fill a bath with cum"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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This wasn't a "what did you do last night" thread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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YMHDFCIHM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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Your mum had Darth Foxtrot cum in her mouth?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Did she?
How rare
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Medium.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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your cooking it wrong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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Medium rare mofo.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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why is it that you can say, "big, red bus"
but
"red, big bus" sounds wrong?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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Spastic bent.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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His Dad would be more believeable
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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not on the SSI dose he's on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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Oh, sick burn.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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That Algernon.
He's quite the bastard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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I'm hot like lava, sipping on some cava,
bitches wanna take me home and lick my guava
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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"me and your dad tag-fucked a hooker"
/ac
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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"Drugs are for mugs, mugs are for tea, I like tea, so drugs are for me"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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"I like the pope, the pope smokes dope"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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"Only mongs do bongs"
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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"Crack is whack"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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"don't copy that floppy"
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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"Clunk click every trip"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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"too much dick, makes you sick"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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"knorr, it's in teh know how"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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lesbianism, cos you hate jism
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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ONE UP THE BUM, NO HARM DONE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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LAD
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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#flangehound
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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#wahey
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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what rhymes with hug me?
go on and drug me
if you get sleepy
i won't get creepy
man i hate these blurred lines...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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he was on Radio 1 this morning, he was quite amusing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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What on earth are you doing listening to Radio 1, old man?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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R4 were banging on about e books V real books
so I flicked channels, anyway I'm on ly 1 year over their target market
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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i THINK HE'S A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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*touches buds*
/stunnedposter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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I'm mildly suspicious of anyone past about 22 who still listens to radio 1.
\ac
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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what can I say I'm a multi facted man
I like 70's rock and modern dubstep and everything in between
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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So do I, however the daytime presenters make me want to hurt people.
I'd listen to 6 music but I'm not forking out for a digital radio for my motor.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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I heard that when you lose a bit of reception it cuts out completely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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It burbles for a bit.
But essentially yes, it's either listenable or it isn't.
DAB on the whole is a pretty shit technology.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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it's doesn't seem to have resonated with people really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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I really didn't think it would be that painful, or that much of a drop,
but that's how it goes.
Alt: LIES? ON THE INTERNET???? well i never.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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alright sparkey?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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yes and no.
you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Bored bored bored
need to finish my handover notes today.
Any more permanent work on the horizon?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Forget the handover notes, start a new thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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well, a guy was supposed to ring me yesterday,but never did,
trying to decide when best to ring him and see what's going on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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definitely call him, nothing to lose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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i'll do it right now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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Good plan, good luck
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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he's off sick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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well at least you know he wasn't avoiding you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Unless he is pretending to be off sick in order to avoid him
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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because he's embarrassed for you at how unlikely he is to ever consider you for employment.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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well, yes, these are all important points.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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HERE2HELP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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