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Christ! CAR CHAT is dull.
Some people seem to think that the highest price tag always equals the best quality.
Tell the class about something relatively cheap that you consider to be better than its higher priced equivalents.*
Alt: What would you refuse to compromise on and choose a cheaper alternative?
*Actually this sounds pretty dull and all, but whatever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Jeep Patriot CRD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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Black.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Camouflage
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Mirror, definitely mirror.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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nah. clear.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Nah, anthracite. Like your tiles.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Only if it's matt black
that's definitely classy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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Blackboard paint so I can chalk racist slogans on it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Peanut butter
Sainsburys own value brand is at least as nice as Sunpat and 1/4 of the price. This means MOAR peanut butter
Alt:
McVities Chocolate Wholewheat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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AK47
Accept no substitute
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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I hope it is Orang-Utan friendly
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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When I smear it on mine he seems to like it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Old cars are better value than new ones, even if you do have to sink a couple of grand into it for repairs.
CAR CHAT RULES
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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You can't say this isn't a jolly nice car?
Yenko Camaro
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Pretty!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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It's lovely
but it's usually preferable to have something other than drum brakes and cart suspension on a car that has an engine the size of a house.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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Not as much fun though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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The engine might be the size of a house but the specific power output (HP/Litre) is pretty shit on Yank stuff
Unless they play about with forced induction etc.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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yeah, but specific power output isn't what old US cars are about, really
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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Yenko specifically had
disks installed. If I ever was lucky enough to get a low end Camaro I'd upgrade the brakes and struts first, and have modern wishbones put in before I worried about upgrading the engine.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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I did not know that.
I love the look of Camaros. The Chevy dealer near me has one of the new SS droptops in. Totally would, if it wasn't utterly impractical for the UK and rudely expensive.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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That'd make a lovely car.
I just hop you'd never have to drive through any old villages. Or back roads.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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I totally agree.
It would be utterly useless on a British country lane :D Most of them are about as wide as my Micra, let alone a muscle boat.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:46,
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I saw a camaro that had been in an accident.
Looked like it was made out of tin foil.
They weigh a ton, but fall apart like b3tan marriages.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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Doubt you'd find many cars from the late 60s/early 70s
that are particularly safe.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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as true as that is,
it looked a mess.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02,
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It's a very attractive car.
It's also leaf sprung, hugely thirsty without any HP and nigh-on useless on anything other than a dead straight desert highway.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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The American dream
*salutes* *eagle cry*
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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Sainsburys and Waitrose own-brand tonic
is fucking miles better than Schweppes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Interesting, might have to check this out.
I had you down as a Fever-tree kind of guy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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Fever Tree if it's really good gin
but a brother's gotta have a day in day out G&T that's acceptable, ya feel me?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I hear ya, brother.
Although I'm moving more towards darker drinks now the nights are drawing in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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* takes notes *
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Alt: coffee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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This
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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These guys get it ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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Well, sometimes you can save:
https://www.pactcoffee.com/
(I don't work for them, I just use them. Honest.)
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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Oi Oi son. Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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Hello hello!
How are things going?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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Very well thanks. Yourself?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Not too bad y'know!
Pretty mild couple of weeks as they go, yourself? Been seeing Micro enough?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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I see her a lot compared to some fathers, but it's never enough.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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Nexus 7 is better than every higher priced 7" tablet
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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Also this
I love mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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I will never buy another Apple product. Overpriced for what you get.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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My phone is due for replacement at the end of the month.
I don't want another iPhone.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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My Samsung Google is rather good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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Alt: Coke
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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and another one
Proper full fat Coca Cola or FUCK OFF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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i prefer pepsi
*battens down the hatches*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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Aren't these all children's drinks?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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Just 'cause you have to wring out a goat every time you are thirsty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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He suckles directly from the teat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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sexy bitch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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I only drink DIET but no other 'cola drink' will do. Pepsi can get fucked.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I hate diet coke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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I prefer it. The sugar one is to much for poor delicate me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Yeah the cheap stuff can be cut with all sorts of nasty things
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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*sniffs*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I have a collection of guitars
I have to say that I only have three that would be classed as 'Name' guitars - A Yamaha, an Ovation doubleneck and a Babicz*. The rest were bought because of fantastic sound & playability despite what was printed on the headstock. I've seen and played Fenders, Gibsons and Martins** that were pretty damn average - in some cases fucking awful - yet had high price tags.
Alt: Strings. Cheap strings are, by and large, shit.
*Look it up.
** generally the HPL ones - FFS why did they make these things?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I love my Fender Stratocaster
but I played many when choosing one and some were awful and others were great. However my best sounding and playable guitar has OLP on the headstock, is called the MM1 and was £120 brand new.
medias.audiofanzine.com/images/normal/olp-mm1-trans-color-511728.jpg mine is this one but unsigned by whoever the fuck that is. Who would sign an OLP? it say Ernie ball licenced it on the back of the headstock so I assume its and Officially licenced copy of the music man.
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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Due to my sausagefingers and lack of talent I don't play electric guitars
I've always had a sneaking suspicion that 99% of the 'sound' of an electric comes from amplification, not the guitar itself. I could be (and I probably am) wrong.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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I have three electric guitars that sound distinctly different through the same amp.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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See! Told you I could be wrong.
Could be the pickup placement/electrics pots etc in the guitar rather than the wood though.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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The base you attach the strings to is bound to have an effect on the sound
although probably much less in a solid body guitar than a hollow one.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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Yes it does
However, the electrics/electronics will always have a more profound effect. Having said that, playability is entirely different, a guitar that suits your hands/style/build etc will always be played more*.
*My Ovation double-neck sounds OK unplugged, much better when amplified but it's a bastard to play - too unwieldy.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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I've got a Takamine electro-acoustic.
S'alright.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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I've got a Tanglewood Electro-Acoustic
But I'm fucking shit and never get the chance to practice so if anyone wants it I'll sell it cheap. Sounds beautiful.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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Which one?
Got a model number/pic? Gaz me the details - I have a couple of contacts who may be interested.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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I'll check tonight.
I was looking for an acoustic that wouldn't break the bank - I had a guitar expert friend of mine trail round places with me checking out all the ones I liked the look of. He told me right at the start to avoid electros as you're paying extra for the gubbins so usually the guitar is less good. Then he played this one and just said "buy that now, it's beautiful"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:38,
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Alt. Prostitutes
You get what you pay for.
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I had a windfall in my late teens, and blew it on an idiot stereo with all bells, whistles, lights and all the other shit.
Turns out it was actually the ... testing ... brand for Technics - they'd put out their latest ideas on this brand, and if they were any good, they'd rebrand as Technics and double the price.
That's what I was told by someone believably geeky, anyway.
Alt: "These are my principles! If you don't like them ... I have others."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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I have no idea whether that is true or not
but isn't/wasn't Technics just re-badged Pioneer stuff?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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Probably - it's all the same shit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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Thought it was Panasonic?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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that's the tiger, yep.
brainfade.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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No that's a type of beer from India.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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not entirely
Panasonic own the Technics brand but don't rebadge it as far as I know.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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Started shopping at Aldi,
Tell you what, it's alright. Apart from being full of scum.
Wouldn't want to buy everything there, but for veg and bread and eggs and bits, it's fine.
Also, they seem to have a fair bit of Ok bottles of ale at a pound a go.
Alt: clothes. Always buy decent clothes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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Oh Pig.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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Seconded.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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You're horrid to me sometimes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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U NO WOT U DUN PIGGLES
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2124824
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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Yeah. Soz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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Still m8s tho.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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Aldi steaks are fan-frickin-tastic.
Better than any others I've bought anywhere, including local butchers/farmshops/specialist meat outlets(fnaar).
Try them, you'll not be disappointed.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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i get my lean steak mince (not the hoover snout one) there
and its good quality. they also do rum and raisin marzipan bars around xmas and mini stollens and nomnomnomfatmess
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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I will fly the Aldi flag.
Never for sauces and ready things though. Fresh produce and ingredients for cooking.
Herbs etc are well cheap.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43,
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1p ghost
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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If you prefer pepsi what will you drink down Maccy D's when we go to chill and eat burgers?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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strawberry milkshake
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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Awesome.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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is this a pre-baysh thing doc, cos i'll need the wheres and whens and youll need to wear a carnation or summat
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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Me and my mate went to the Knightsbridge one, he thought it was like a posh restaurant so I reckon we should go there.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:32,
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that'll do. name a time and the nearest tube stop and ill pencil you in
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43,
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Knightsbridge, say 18:53?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:44,
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you do get what you pay for
but just because it is the most expensive doesn't mean it's the best. it depends on your criteria. for example, with food, are you looking for taste/quality, or gargantuan quantity?!
alt: hair, nails, make-up, bras, shoes, food, voddie....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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Food = Gargantuan quantity please.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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didn't you say your meatza defeated you?
pussy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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I've heard Frog loves an 8"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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Bigger than that SPORTSCOW
With frankfurters piped directly into the crust too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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GIRTH is where its at
My crust is stuffed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:33,
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OOOH I SAY!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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Cheap vodka is the worst.
But also, a lot of very expensive vodka is piss.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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i love that pinky vodka
and raspberry stoli. i am not sure this makes me a connoisseur, tbh.
but gargantuan quantities please.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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Stoli is alright, was always my base vodka in cocktail bars I worked in.
There's better out there, but it's the best at its price point.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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Also - perfume. Always buy cheap perfume, to get the right message across.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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Perfume is for women and dozer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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Which is why men wear cologne. It's for women.
Hits 'em right in the chuff, it does. Monsoon season.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:33,
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officesmirk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:38,
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Specifically, cheap women.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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I find some shop brand wines to be superior to those you would spend 20+ quid on.
You can find fresh food produce cheaper too. Always get meat froma local butchers.
I woudn't argue about electronics. Think it's always worth paying a bit more.
Shoes too. Cheap shoes fall apart quicker than b3ta marriages.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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I had a Tesco merlot the other week that was lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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I'm on the Malbec at the minute. I always go through phases of red wine.
Go through a lot, mulled in the winter.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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Not "at the minute " but you know.
Im no desk lush
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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You know, I could probably get away with it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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By the time I get into work this afternoon, I'm likely to be off my tits on codeine
which bodes well for the safety of my customers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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Thats a LOT of codeine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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It's a lot of bastard pain.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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wassup?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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I believe your missus has the same thing as me, IIRC.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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Are you calling his missus fat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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I'm implying she has a physical wreck of a husband.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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\o/
Wait, no..
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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Ahhh
Hers seems to have died down now
ENDWOES
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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GOUT
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:00,
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O +N
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:01,
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Gnut?
Yeah, alright, I've got one of those too : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03,
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just mainline mefanamic acid ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03,
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I assume this is freely available over the counter in Boots?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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prob not, I think it's prescription
it's one of the slightly* more effective treatments for endometriosis. Although it doesn't work for everyone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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I'm sure some of your clients must have visited other girls off their tits on drugs before.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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There's a really nice granary bread in Lidl.
Also, their 'magnum' ice creams are nicer than Magnums.
Alt: skincare/make up. Oh, and Diet Pepsi. Tried the supermarket own brand recently, and it was fucking VILE.
EDIT: dammit, got here too late to join in PEPSI CHAT.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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alt: cocaine, brandy, sports footwear
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:33,
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what sports do you do mince?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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none whatsoever
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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am man, i totes pictured you like as the woody haroldson in a basketball scamming double act
'cept you only walk the walk
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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He's more like Woody Harrelson in that bowling film.
Stunned is Bill Murray.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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Surely Stunned would be Woody, only with the foot?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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I was coming at it from the hair angle
but I see what you're doing, here.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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On the other hand....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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I bet you'd love to see this though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PiClEqqDig
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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coooool
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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Everybody talk about pop music
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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I was going to get you a bottle of Brandy before I realised I had no idea what you consider good
and you'd probably pour what I got you down the sink. Mind you I found a bottle of
THIS in Tesco the other day reduced to £12 and it was fucking lovely.
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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never tried Italian brandy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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There's still people talking about cars up there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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jeep
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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patriot
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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CRD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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Black
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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Camouflage
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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Mirror
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Nobody wants to talk about your bio-fuelled Citroen Dolly :(
Poor Tangles, always left out.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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*I* don't want to talk about my bio-fuelled Citroen Dolly either.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:54,
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Let's talk about my boy racer car then.
The loss adjuster came out to look at it the other day. He's going to decide whether it's worth repairing. He suggested writing it off and letting me keep it, plus whatever the write-off value is.
Good deal? I'm not entirely clear where I would stand with re-insuring an official write-off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:54,
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I don't know what car it is or what happened to it
It does depend on what cateory it was written off in.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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It's a diesel 306.
The incident was just a slight bump: bit of a dent in the bonnet, but the car itself is cosmetically fucked, It was my first car, and it's had all the dents and hard driving you would associate with that.
The engine is far too good to scrap, though, and it's only had 80k on the clock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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If it's a Cat C or D write off, you'll have to get it inspected and MOTed once the work's been done.
You'll probably struggle to sell it on, but if you're just planning on running it until it dies, there's no real issue with it.
If it's just the bonnet, get a second hand one off ebay.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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That's what I thought.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:01,
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What is actually wrong with it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:56,
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Maserati prick put an 8" dent along the front of the bonnet.
Hasn't affected it much - still opens and closes fine. Frankly I would mind leaving it. We'll see what the insurance johnnies say.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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Fingers crossed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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I've got every bastard thing crossed today.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:00,
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Arthritis?
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02,
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As long as the write-off leaves it safe to drive
it makes no odds. you have to declare it to the insurance company. I assume it's a Cat D (as in uneconomical to repair rather than being "proper fucked") so you simply have to tell your insurance company, plus if you ever sell it you have to declare it.
I had a mini about 18 years ago that I tried to do that with but the company got very, very shirty about it. So if they are offering and you don't want a new car but do want some money, go for it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:00,
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Awesome.
It's only about halfway through its normal lifespan, as a diesel, so I don't really want to get rid of it. Also, I couldn't afford to replace it with anything near as good at the moment.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03,
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well, the engine might be
unless it's a beemer, merc, volvo or saab everything else on it will break around 100k though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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My old Mazda 323 was still going strong at 134K
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:12,
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STOP TALKING ABOUT CARS YOU PRICKS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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No. Fuck off.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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^this
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:21,
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Missus rear ended someone once and fucked the bonnet, bumpers, radiator, wings etc
but as it was her fault the others claimed off her and she was third party only so her car was never written off. So we just replaced all the bits and put it through it MOT. Sold it 6 months later still seemed fine. Seems like your has nowhere near the damage hers did.
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03,
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Shouldn't be a problem
writing off is purely a value decision, not a safety one. Long as it's repaired and passes an MOT, shouldn't be a problem.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09,
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When my printer starts up, its self-checks are identical to the first couple of bars of the Muskehounds theme.
Identical.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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My washing machine plays tune when it's finished which sounds like Eels - Flyswatter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:08,
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My radio told me I was letting it down and that I should kill more prostitutes with my hammer
The kettle agreed with it, so I guess I should do as they say.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:10,
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Time to put on the old 'Killing Trousers' again eh? Sad times.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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My old printer used to sound as though it was playing the Imperial March.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09,
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I'd be willing to bet it's done on purpose.
Bored nerds are a dangerous bunch.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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They're only really a danger to themselves, aren't they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:12,
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When YM starts up it sounds like a flatulent whale in a bath of lard and used engine oil.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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hahahaha!
Chuckling away now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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The heera herbs and spices that come in packets are more flavourful and much cheaper than the schwarz glass jars.
I just got back from the opticians, the current trend in glasses is treading a very thin line between hipster and psychopathic child-botherer.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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have you considered laser eye surgery?
I've never been sure whether it's the sort of thing everyone could do if they can afford it, or whether it only works for certain conditions.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:25,
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Nah.
I don't mind wearing glasses. Also, I'm not sure it would work for me. My eyes didn't require glasses until about 7 years ago and they've been going downhill at a "normal" rate since.
It's supposed to be safer than contacts. Although contacts seem like too much of a faff as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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