 Off Topic
 Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
 Christ! CAR CHAT is dull.
	Christ! CAR CHAT is dull.Some people seem to think that the highest price tag always equals the best quality.
Tell the class about something relatively cheap that you consider to be better than its higher priced equivalents.*
Alt: What would you refuse to compromise on and choose a cheaper alternative?
*Actually this sounds pretty dull and all, but whatever.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:58, 210 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
 Peanut butter
	Peanut butterSainsburys own value brand is at least as nice as Sunpat and 1/4 of the price. This means MOAR peanut butter
Alt:
McVities Chocolate Wholewheat
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
 Old cars are better value than new ones, even if you do have to sink a couple of grand into it for repairs.
	Old cars are better value than new ones, even if you do have to sink a couple of grand into it for repairs.CAR CHAT RULES
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
 It's lovely
	It's lovelybut it's usually preferable to have something other than drum brakes and cart suspension on a car that has an engine the size of a house.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
 The engine might be the size of a house but the specific power output (HP/Litre) is pretty shit on Yank stuff
	The engine might be the size of a house but the specific power output (HP/Litre) is pretty shit on Yank stuffUnless they play about with forced induction etc.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
 yeah, but specific power output isn't what old US cars are about, really
	yeah, but specific power output isn't what old US cars are about, really(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
 Yenko specifically had
	Yenko specifically haddisks installed. If I ever was lucky enough to get a low end Camaro I'd upgrade the brakes and struts first, and have modern wishbones put in before I worried about upgrading the engine.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
 I did not know that.
	I did not know that.I love the look of Camaros. The Chevy dealer near me has one of the new SS droptops in. Totally would, if it wasn't utterly impractical for the UK and rudely expensive.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
 That'd make a lovely car.
	That'd make a lovely car.I just hop you'd never have to drive through any old villages. Or back roads.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
 I totally agree.
	I totally agree.It would be utterly useless on a British country lane :D Most of them are about as wide as my Micra, let alone a muscle boat.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)
 I saw a camaro that had been in an accident.
	I saw a camaro that had been in an accident. Looked like it was made out of tin foil.
They weigh a ton, but fall apart like b3tan marriages.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)
 Doubt you'd find many cars from the late 60s/early 70s
	Doubt you'd find many cars from the late 60s/early 70sthat are particularly safe.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)
 It's a very attractive car.
	It's a very attractive car.It's also leaf sprung, hugely thirsty without any HP and nigh-on useless on anything other than a dead straight desert highway.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
 Sainsburys and Waitrose own-brand tonic
	Sainsburys and Waitrose own-brand tonicis fucking miles better than Schweppes.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
 Interesting, might have to check this out.
	Interesting, might have to check this out.I had you down as a Fever-tree kind of guy.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
 Fever Tree if it's really good gin
	Fever Tree if it's really good ginbut a brother's gotta have a day in day out G&T that's acceptable, ya feel me?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
 I hear ya, brother.
	I hear ya, brother.Although I'm moving more towards darker drinks now the nights are drawing in.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
 Well, sometimes you can save:
	Well, sometimes you can save:https://www.pactcoffee.com/
(I don't work for them, I just use them. Honest.)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
 Not too bad y'know!
	Not too bad y'know!Pretty mild couple of weeks as they go, yourself? Been seeing Micro enough?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
 I will never buy another Apple product. Overpriced for what you get.
	I will never buy another Apple product. Overpriced for what you get. (, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
 My phone is due for replacement at the end of the month.
	My phone is due for replacement at the end of the month.I don't want another iPhone.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
 Just 'cause you have to wring out a goat every time you are thirsty
	Just 'cause you have to wring out a goat every time you are thirsty(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
 I only drink DIET but no other 'cola drink' will do. Pepsi can get fucked.
	I only drink DIET but no other 'cola drink' will do. Pepsi can get fucked.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
 I have a collection of guitars
	I have a collection of guitarsI have to say that I only have three that would be classed as 'Name' guitars - A Yamaha, an Ovation doubleneck and a Babicz*. The rest were bought because of fantastic sound & playability despite what was printed on the headstock. I've seen and played Fenders, Gibsons and Martins** that were pretty damn average - in some cases fucking awful - yet had high price tags.
Alt: Strings. Cheap strings are, by and large, shit.
*Look it up.
** generally the HPL ones - FFS why did they make these things?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
 I love my Fender Stratocaster
	I love my Fender Stratocaster but I played many when choosing one and some were awful and others were great. However my best sounding and playable guitar has OLP on the headstock, is called the MM1 and was £120 brand new. medias.audiofanzine.com/images/normal/olp-mm1-trans-color-511728.jpg mine is this one but unsigned by whoever the fuck that is. Who would sign an OLP? it say Ernie ball licenced it on the back of the headstock so I assume its and Officially licenced copy of the music man.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
 Due to my sausagefingers and lack of talent I don't play electric guitars
	Due to my sausagefingers and lack of talent I don't play electric guitarsI've always had a sneaking suspicion that 99% of the 'sound' of an electric comes from amplification, not the guitar itself. I could be (and I probably am) wrong.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
 I have three electric guitars that sound distinctly different through the same amp.
	I have three electric guitars that sound distinctly different through the same amp.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
 See! Told you I could be wrong.
	See! Told you I could be wrong.Could be the pickup placement/electrics pots etc in the guitar rather than the wood though.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
 The base you attach the strings to is bound to have an effect on the sound
	The base you attach the strings to is bound to have an effect on the soundalthough probably much less in a solid body guitar than a hollow one.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
 Yes it does
	Yes it doesHowever, the electrics/electronics will always have a more profound effect. Having said that, playability is entirely different, a guitar that suits your hands/style/build etc will always be played more*.
*My Ovation double-neck sounds OK unplugged, much better when amplified but it's a bastard to play - too unwieldy.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
 I've got a Tanglewood Electro-Acoustic
	I've got a Tanglewood Electro-AcousticBut I'm fucking shit and never get the chance to practice so if anyone wants it I'll sell it cheap. Sounds beautiful.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
 Which one?
	Which one?Got a model number/pic? Gaz me the details - I have a couple of contacts who may be interested.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
 I'll check tonight.
	I'll check tonight.I was looking for an acoustic that wouldn't break the bank - I had a guitar expert friend of mine trail round places with me checking out all the ones I liked the look of. He told me right at the start to avoid electros as you're paying extra for the gubbins so usually the guitar is less good. Then he played this one and just said "buy that now, it's beautiful"
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)
 I had a windfall in my late teens, and blew it on an idiot stereo with all bells, whistles, lights and all the other shit.
	I had a windfall in my late teens, and blew it on an idiot stereo with all bells, whistles, lights and all the other shit.Turns out it was actually the ... testing ... brand for Technics - they'd put out their latest ideas on this brand, and if they were any good, they'd rebrand as Technics and double the price.
That's what I was told by someone believably geeky, anyway.
Alt: "These are my principles! If you don't like them ... I have others."
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
 I have no idea whether that is true or not
	I have no idea whether that is true or notbut isn't/wasn't Technics just re-badged Pioneer stuff?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
 not entirely
	not entirelyPanasonic own the Technics brand but don't rebadge it as far as I know.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)
 Started shopping at Aldi,
	Started shopping at Aldi, Tell you what, it's alright. Apart from being full of scum.
Wouldn't want to buy everything there, but for veg and bread and eggs and bits, it's fine.
Also, they seem to have a fair bit of Ok bottles of ale at a pound a go.
Alt: clothes. Always buy decent clothes.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
 U NO WOT U DUN PIGGLES
	U NO WOT U DUN PIGGLESwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2124824
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
 Aldi steaks are fan-frickin-tastic.
	Aldi steaks are fan-frickin-tastic.Better than any others I've bought anywhere, including local butchers/farmshops/specialist meat outlets(fnaar).
Try them, you'll not be disappointed.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
 i get my lean steak mince (not the hoover snout one) there
	i get my lean steak mince (not the hoover snout one) thereand its good quality. they also do rum and raisin marzipan bars around xmas and mini stollens and nomnomnomfatmess
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
 I will fly the Aldi flag.
	I will fly the Aldi flag.Never for sauces and ready things though. Fresh produce and ingredients for cooking.
Herbs etc are well cheap.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)
 If you prefer pepsi what will you drink down Maccy D's when we go to chill and eat burgers?
	If you prefer pepsi what will you drink down Maccy D's when we go to chill and eat burgers?(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
 is this a pre-baysh thing doc, cos i'll need the wheres and whens and youll need to wear a carnation or summat
	is this a pre-baysh thing doc, cos i'll need the wheres and whens and youll need to wear a carnation or summat(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
 Me and my mate went to the Knightsbridge one, he thought it was like a posh restaurant so I reckon we should go there.
	Me and my mate went to the Knightsbridge one, he thought it was like a posh restaurant so I reckon we should go there.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)
 that'll do. name a time and the nearest tube stop and ill pencil you in
	that'll do. name a time and the nearest tube stop and ill pencil you in(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)
 you do get what you pay for
	you do get what you pay forbut just because it is the most expensive doesn't mean it's the best. it depends on your criteria. for example, with food, are you looking for taste/quality, or gargantuan quantity?!
alt: hair, nails, make-up, bras, shoes, food, voddie....
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
 Bigger than that SPORTSCOW
	Bigger than that SPORTSCOWWith frankfurters piped directly into the crust too.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
 Cheap vodka is the worst.
	Cheap vodka is the worst. But also, a lot of very expensive vodka is piss.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
 i love that pinky vodka
	i love that pinky vodkaand raspberry stoli. i am not sure this makes me a connoisseur, tbh.
but gargantuan quantities please.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
 Stoli is alright, was always my base vodka in cocktail bars I worked in.
	Stoli is alright, was always my base vodka in cocktail bars I worked in. There's better out there, but it's the best at its price point.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
 Also - perfume. Always buy cheap perfume, to get the right message across.
	Also - perfume. Always buy cheap perfume, to get the right message across.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
 Which is why men wear cologne. It's for women.
	Which is why men wear cologne. It's for women.Hits 'em right in the chuff, it does. Monsoon season.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
 I find some shop brand wines to be superior to those you would spend 20+ quid on.
	I find some shop brand wines to be superior to those you would spend 20+ quid on.You can find fresh food produce cheaper too. Always get meat froma local butchers.
I woudn't argue about electronics. Think it's always worth paying a bit more.
Shoes too. Cheap shoes fall apart quicker than b3ta marriages.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)
 I'm on the Malbec at the minute. I always go through phases of red wine.
	I'm on the Malbec at the minute. I always go through phases of red wine.Go through a lot, mulled in the winter.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)
 By the time I get into work this afternoon, I'm likely to be off my tits on codeine
	By the time I get into work this afternoon, I'm likely to be off my tits on codeinewhich bodes well for the safety of my customers.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
 prob not, I think it's prescription
	prob not, I think it's prescriptionit's one of the slightly* more effective treatments for endometriosis. Although it doesn't work for everyone.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)
 I'm sure some of your clients must have visited other girls off their tits on drugs before.
	I'm sure some of your clients must have visited other girls off their tits on drugs before.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)
 There's a really nice granary bread in Lidl.
	There's a really nice granary bread in Lidl.Also, their 'magnum' ice creams are nicer than Magnums.
Alt: skincare/make up. Oh, and Diet Pepsi. Tried the supermarket own brand recently, and it was fucking VILE.
EDIT: dammit, got here too late to join in PEPSI CHAT.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
 am man, i totes pictured you like as the woody haroldson in a basketball scamming double act
	am man, i totes pictured you like as the woody haroldson in a basketball scamming double act'cept you only walk the walk
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)
 He's more like Woody Harrelson in that bowling film.
	He's more like Woody Harrelson in that bowling film.Stunned is Bill Murray.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
 I was coming at it from the hair angle
	I was coming at it from the hair anglebut I see what you're doing, here.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)
 I bet you'd love to see this though
	I bet you'd love to see this thoughwww.youtube.com/watch?v=4PiClEqqDig
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)
 I was going to get you a bottle of Brandy before I realised I had no idea what you consider good
	I was going to get you a bottle of Brandy before I realised I had no idea what you consider goodand you'd probably pour what I got you down the sink. Mind you I found a bottle of THIS in Tesco the other day reduced to £12 and it was fucking lovely.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
 Nobody wants to talk about your bio-fuelled Citroen Dolly :(
	Nobody wants to talk about your bio-fuelled Citroen Dolly :(Poor Tangles, always left out.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)
 Let's talk about my boy racer car then.
	Let's talk about my boy racer car then.The loss adjuster came out to look at it the other day. He's going to decide whether it's worth repairing. He suggested writing it off and letting me keep it, plus whatever the write-off value is.
Good deal? I'm not entirely clear where I would stand with re-insuring an official write-off.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)
 I don't know what car it is or what happened to it
	I don't know what car it is or what happened to itIt does depend on what cateory it was written off in.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)
 It's a diesel 306.
	It's a diesel 306.The incident was just a slight bump: bit of a dent in the bonnet, but the car itself is cosmetically fucked, It was my first car, and it's had all the dents and hard driving you would associate with that.
The engine is far too good to scrap, though, and it's only had 80k on the clock.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)
 If it's a Cat C or D write off, you'll have to get it inspected and MOTed once the work's been done.
	If it's a Cat C or D write off, you'll have to get it inspected and MOTed once the work's been done.You'll probably struggle to sell it on, but if you're just planning on running it until it dies, there's no real issue with it.
If it's just the bonnet, get a second hand one off ebay.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
 Maserati prick put an 8" dent along the front of the bonnet.
	Maserati prick put an 8" dent along the front of the bonnet.Hasn't affected it much - still opens and closes fine. Frankly I would mind leaving it. We'll see what the insurance johnnies say.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)
 As long as the write-off leaves it safe to drive
	As long as the write-off leaves it safe to driveit makes no odds. you have to declare it to the insurance company. I assume it's a Cat D (as in uneconomical to repair rather than being "proper fucked") so you simply have to tell your insurance company, plus if you ever sell it you have to declare it.
I had a mini about 18 years ago that I tried to do that with but the company got very, very shirty about it. So if they are offering and you don't want a new car but do want some money, go for it.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)
 Awesome.
	Awesome.It's only about halfway through its normal lifespan, as a diesel, so I don't really want to get rid of it. Also, I couldn't afford to replace it with anything near as good at the moment.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)
 well, the engine might be
	well, the engine might beunless it's a beemer, merc, volvo or saab everything else on it will break around 100k though.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)
 Missus rear ended someone once and fucked the bonnet, bumpers, radiator, wings etc
	Missus rear ended someone once and fucked the bonnet, bumpers, radiator, wings etcbut as it was her fault the others claimed off her and she was third party only so her car was never written off. So we just replaced all the bits and put it through it MOT. Sold it 6 months later still seemed fine. Seems like your has nowhere near the damage hers did.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)
 Shouldn't be a problem
	Shouldn't be a problemwriting off is purely a value decision, not a safety one. Long as it's repaired and passes an MOT, shouldn't be a problem.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
 When my printer starts up, its self-checks are identical to the first couple of bars of the Muskehounds theme.
	When my printer starts up, its self-checks are identical to the first couple of bars of the Muskehounds theme.Identical.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)
 My washing machine plays tune when it's finished which sounds like Eels - Flyswatter
	My washing machine plays tune when it's finished which sounds like Eels - Flyswatter(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
 My radio told me I was letting it down and that I should kill more prostitutes with my hammer
	My radio told me I was letting it down and that I should kill more prostitutes with my hammerThe kettle agreed with it, so I guess I should do as they say.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)
 My old printer used to sound as though it was playing the Imperial March.
	My old printer used to sound as though it was playing the Imperial March.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
 I'd be willing to bet it's done on purpose.
	I'd be willing to bet it's done on purpose.Bored nerds are a dangerous bunch.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)
 When YM starts up it sounds like a flatulent whale in a bath of lard and used engine oil.
	When YM starts up it sounds like a flatulent whale in a bath of lard and used engine oil.(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)
 The heera herbs and spices that come in packets are more flavourful and much cheaper than the schwarz glass jars.
	The heera herbs and spices that come in packets are more flavourful and much cheaper than the schwarz glass jars.I just got back from the opticians, the current trend in glasses is treading a very thin line between hipster and psychopathic child-botherer.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)
 have you considered laser eye surgery?
	have you considered laser eye surgery?I've never been sure whether it's the sort of thing everyone could do if they can afford it, or whether it only works for certain conditions.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)
 Nah.
	Nah.I don't mind wearing glasses. Also, I'm not sure it would work for me. My eyes didn't require glasses until about 7 years ago and they've been going downhill at a "normal" rate since.
It's supposed to be safer than contacts. Although contacts seem like too much of a faff as well.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »

