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Dozer has started a shit thread. Discuss. Alt: what are your longer term plans, over the next 36 months.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:03,
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Long term employment and a year to go to being completely debt free, hopefully.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:06,
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Have one and cut it into four, it's quicker and the tails grow back, no-one would suspect a thing(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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Nah, people were just doing it wrong, you need to cut crown to perineum.Cutting across the waist is just fucking stupid, of COURSE a head can't regenerate from nothing, it needs at least a little bit of brain to be getting on with
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:24,
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Didn't participate.Alt: finish this course, successfully get a job.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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DoozerDunno, soz.
Possibly moving or getting the other half to move in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:23,
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I plan to drive rainy-day-grey Vauxhall Astra across the M4 and into the valleys chasing the tattered remnants of the Welsh dream , twisted on a cocktail of sugar and caffeine and running up an eye watering room service bill in a Travel Lodge
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:31,
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It'll be a goddamn miracle if we can get there before you fall asleep at the wheel and plough straight into a field of sheep.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:48,
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that's the adventure!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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Real answer to alt:Move, rent out house, pay off tiny mortgage early, work less hours/ more from home. Stop getting so many trains. Buy a jeep patriot crd black. Be nice to people. Meet Rory.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:42,
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I am seriously considering selling my house. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:50,
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Buy a cheaper one. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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I think i'd like a threedee telly by then and one of the new xboxes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:09,
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Just going to coast along really. I like to stick with what works.
Possibly buy a house, people keep telling me I should; the only advantage I can see is being able to have a dog and people will shut up about my 'pouring money down the drain' by renting.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:15,
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the other advantage is that you can put nails in teh walls without some dick telling you offsame for painting your lounge a ridiculous colour
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:25,
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My landlord is alright with that. The carpet is a bit fucked and it's mostly our doing from the student days. We offered to replace it with laminate and he said he'll pay for materials if we fit it.
I consider this better than getting arse - fucked over a deposit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:29,
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I don't understand why he's under the impression, Any of us give a crap about dance music.
I've just ironed my shirt for tomorrow and dug out a decent tie, I've got a fear.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:49,
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interview?just turn up in your pants and imagine it all. That's what people say, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:50,
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Well, that doesn't sound like a good idea. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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i can't see why nothave you not ironed your pants?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:53,
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Depends, you could be going for a job as an underwear model(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:57,
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Mate, if you turned up on my doorstep in your freshly ironed pants, and I had a need for your skills, services [and/or] goods.... i'd employe you in a heartbeat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:05,
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well I'd certainly give him *something* to do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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You're going to get that job Pigface. I can feel it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:00,
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Thanks frog. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:18,
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Marks and Spencer's now supply plastic cutlery. I don't think I'm ever going to do washing up again.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:02,
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Good eveningPlans are to pay off credit cards, sell other house and build mega extension to kitchen/family room
I may also have a wank
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:11,
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I just paid my credit card. It was £327.68, but I haven't had a wank.Yet.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:16,
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We have about £13k on them but are paying off quicklyStupid loan to value woes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:34,
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Cor! I paid off a fair sized debt earlier this year, it's was a real load off my shoulders and incredibly cathartic. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:37,
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alright SportoThat mortgage advice I gave you is paying off then. Nice timing with the boost in the property market as well.
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THAT GAY ROBIN HOOD TYPE ONE IN THE GREEN WITH THE TACHE!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:38,
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FROG!No, hang on, this is going wrong.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:31,
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I have painted my newly boarded staircase(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:35,
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It is (not quite) whiteNeeds about 3 coats to make the mahogany disappear. Going to be a cream colour I think
Not orange
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:38,
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INORITEI am stupidly proud of my carpentry skillzorz though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:45,
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I am shit at all types of DIYI am sanding woodwork at the moment and it's tedious as fuck.
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You're always sanding.Are you doing up your house to live in or to flog?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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Live in.About to come off fixed rate to a very competitive SVR. I'm staying put in Holgate.
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Coolio. I might get mine fixed up properly one day.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:52,
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Well, it is and it isn't. Small mortgage yeah, but not earning loads at the moment so that'll have to wait.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:54,
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Could be worse! I'm not complaining.Much.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:55,
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I don't like them renters. They're scum and either thieves or brasses, the lot of 'em.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:00,
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good workI wouldn't have a clue
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:46,
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I'm not surprised.He is frightfully shit.
Alt: finish my work training course by xmas, then start the next one and finish that, then feel smug.
Then remember that, by that time, I will be forty, and feel old instead.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:40,
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A three piece band, best known for the pro-gay marriage track Standing in the Way of ControlBut that's not important right now.
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I'm in West Yorkshire All "banter" aside, it's fucking hilariously backward, local, retarded and grim. Seriously.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:03,
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Some fucking u bend of a townSeriously can't understand these slack jawed mumbling cunts.
The landscape is fucking bogs and moors, it's foggy and it's all shit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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they let all sorts out of London these days(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:16,
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Alt,geyting new business off to a good start. Looking forward to it got loads of pos feedback. Should be a good one(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
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