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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tuib mentioned there's a doctor on OT.
That would be me. Please describe your symptoms and I'll see what we can do. STDs a speciality
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:07, 242 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Blurred vision
slurred speech, difficulty walking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
A can of Special Brew.
Six times daily with meals. Drive and operate heavy machinery.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Thanks Doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)
This guy sounds like he knows his stuff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
There are definately some oats being known

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I'd certainly be interested to know what word he may have heard on the street

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Yeah, as I said, my right big toe has been numb for nearly a year. Just the end bit though.
It's not diabetes. Battered said it's cancer, Swipe seems to think for some reason it's connected with not going to a doctor, but that sounds like the rantings of a muppet. Your thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Sounds like Hansons disease to me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Also known as MMMbop syndrome.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
What? Nothing for this? Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
go on then, you needy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Audience is too young - I got it*
*I'm old
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Hold on, you were in your mid to late 30s when this was a hit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Yes!
Your point?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I'd go with Battered.
Swipe sounds menstrual, send her to me for some pills or something.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Cancer pretty much just clears up on it's own, right? Cool. Thanks Doc!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
You gotta smoke that bad boy out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
You can keep your Nu Age bullshit to yourself thanks, Dr Quinn

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Have you considered supplementing with ginkgo biloba?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I shoved a rhino horn up my arse but it has had little effect

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Poor circulation
Tot of spirits of your choice every night should help, or low dose aspirin.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
I have rear partial lobe epilepsy.
I take 150mg of lamatrigine twice a day to prevent tonic clonic seizures. I've been pretty much seizure free for sometime & I would like to start reducing the amount of medication I take (though luckily I don't suffer side effects from it). How risky would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Cold turkey is surely the only way to go here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Surely if he's not has a seizure for a while he doesn't need ANY medication ever again? Right? Right.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
There's a whole world of complementary alternative medicines that have pretty much wiped out the need for these so-called doctors, who as we all know are in the pockets of BIG PHARMA

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Doctors are a recent invention by money grabbing corporate machines using the devil's trickery 'Science'
EVERYTHING can be cured by prayer, but THEY don't want you to know that
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
funny thing for a vegetarian to recommend

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
There is only one way to stop this drug abuse
COLD TURKEY,

I am a doctor not in the strictest sense of the word and I may be lying but its for the best...


Edit... mutha fucker^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
What other med are you on?
Maintenance dose can be about 200. Id see your GP for a serious answer. If you haven't fitted for a while probably safe for a small reduction but honestly see your usual doc.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
You're not my real doctor?
I also take citralopam 20mg pd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I'd have qualms prescribing this alongside. Have a word with your GP he will know your history. How old are you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)
40.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)
He also drinks 60-70 units of alcohol per week, is this wise for a man in his condition on this combination of drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Shut up. Grass.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
It's 'under 10 per week' as far as the paperwork is concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
And he smokes, like, 80 fags a day or summat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
20

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
You're only lying to yourself, mate

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Word of advice bin the cigs totally

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Smoking weed is alright though, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Not really no

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Cool cheers doc!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Try eating it.
Safer and more effective.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Luckily we also have a Support to Stop Smoking Advisor on here.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Christ, give her a two hour training course and she thinks she's Jesus curing the lame

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
It was a two day course, akshually.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
10am-4pm, an hour for lunch plus two tea breaks, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Two hours?
That long?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I wouldn't trust you for a recommendation for a choice of biscuit, let alone anything significant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Bit high.
Seen worse though
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
a really sore arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Leave GJ alone for a while

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
You are turning into a gay dinosaur

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Thanks, I was pretty pleased with it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Poor gait caused by ingrown toenails, later made worse by broken foot
What would you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Amputation

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Amputation
Then you could get some of those really cool carbon fibre prostheses!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Plus he would halve his footwear costs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'm sure he wouldn't have anything against it?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Doesnt this mean he gets to shoot ihs missus in the head
and claim it was a misunderstanding
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Only if he becomes a national treasure by winning something
And/or becomes South African*

*It's tragic and incurable
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
then fuck off to Tangiers until the statute of limitations runs out, while writing a masterpiece of postmodernist satire, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Physio.
Have you had the toenails sorted?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Aye, sorted a few years back, didn't realise how bad my gait was until last year though
I usually wear flat trainers, but I got some with raised soles a few months back, and the way that they're wearing just shows that they're a bit buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'm afraid you may be suffering from a permanent and uncurable condition known as: Northern.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Also:
trainers cap
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Doctor, I've noticed more hair growing on my body in unusual places
Also I'm starting to notice girls more.
Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

body face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

face ears
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Sometimes I touch my winky and it grows. WTF is that all about?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
a constant whining sound in one ear after a particularly fantastic movie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
You need to reduce the speed setting on your "rampant rabbit".

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
This can be cured by not going to films with people who say 'This is EXACTLY the sort of film I wouldn't bother to go and see as I won't like it'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Some gobby bint mate of yours.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Doc, in an unnessesary but vanity driven weight loss attempt I'm going on a starvation diet. That's a normal and healthy thing to do though isn't it?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Pretty crackers. Cut down a bit and get up of your arse bit more

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
That's what I said, I used to be a Doctor though, so I know what I'm talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
YESSSS!!!
we can do it together!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Bollocks, I'm optimum weight.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
you said "unnecessary"
(well, you tried to, but spelling failed)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Well I don't need to for vanity reasons either though, I'm almost perfect if it wasn't for this numb toe.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Are you two an item?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)
good god no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
He just gazzed me a pic.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)
See, told you she was ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
:(((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I meant in a good way

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I'd say strawberry blonde.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I'm talking BUSH M8, BUSH! Did you not get that one?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I think you sent that to me by mistake
/redsettertryingtoescapefrombinbag
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
That wasn't a mistake, that was especially for you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Thx babes
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
With more chins than a chinese phone book.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
you've lost weight now
just the two chins left
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Unlike you, chunky.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
pffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
You appear to have burst a seam.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
She likes to think so

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
i have to admit it, now that flappy gums went and flapped his gums everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Poor cunilingius technique exposed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
^ Poor education exposed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Alright Michael Douglas you have lost me.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Spelling, dear boy, spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
ah yes an attack of the old spaz hands
My heartfelt apologies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Only if that item is a beast with a couple of backs.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
AS IF! We aren't married!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I was expecting a new cleaner today but so far they haven't appeared
Should I be concerned?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
If they're dirty forrins - no.
However, if they're a hard-working, upstanding, God-fearing, solid Royalist BRITISH, salt-of-the earth cleaner, I'd call out the police. Clearly some dirty forrin robdog has kidnapped them for white slavery/organ harvesting/benefit fraud reasons.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)
My cleaner came yesterday
I love my cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Do you have to pay extra for that?
My regular one has a cracking pair of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
She runs at 78rpm, compared to 33/45

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I am a 6'9'' diabetic with a necrotic foot & an alcohol dependency problem (circa 300 units per week).
How many weeks do I have left to live?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I think that is counted in Hours not Weeks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I have slightly large pores on my nose
PLEASE SEND HELP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
benefit porefessional

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I'm not wearing makeup, you fucking idiot!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
the fact that you know what it is, is rather worrying...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Mrs Cow wanted some

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
convenient.........

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
She's not even a nun
....though she seems to be practicing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I have certainly seen her on her knees a lot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
She certainly did last night!
Wahey, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
These are your nostrils
they allow air into your face in order to ventilate your brain.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Thanks Doc

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Are you a doctor too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I will have a look at it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Nah, I'm good thanks.
I think I've finally found a lolmed that suits me, and despite being tired *all* the bastard time, and about 30 kilos overweight, I'm pretty chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

3

9
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:43, Reply)
I have sex with men and don't think there is anything wrong with that.
What would you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Lube.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Potassium Bromide

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
poppers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Chewy pillows

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Cyproterone acetate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
That you stop going on and on about it.

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
cock and bum.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I was noshed off by the bins behind a pizza place, by a fat, ginger, northern lass.
and now I have funny sores on my dick. Should I be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Teeth marks will fail in time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Dick aids.
Can be cured by the love of a good woman.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)
hang on
so two of you boys had sex behind a pizza place... er.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Doctor. *nods*
Glad I'm not ill.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Doctor, doctor. Can't you see I'm burning, burning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
the problem with burning
is that it just looks like bumming
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)
It's doesn't *feel* the same though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Unless you go really fast.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
And go in dry

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Dry or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Grease the Flume?
Grab thy fellow
gain the flag?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Gape That Fucker?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
best one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Graze The Frenulum?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)

graze grip ?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I concur
Consider my ADAMK
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
*killers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Boy is my face* red
* arse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
It's allus about the boys with you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
You didn't even get the reference.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
80s tune.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Thompson Twins. FFS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
no
i must confess, that one passed me by
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
She's not detective

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
that will be Syphilis

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Doctor I've got this feelin'
Deep inside of me, deep inside of me
I just can't control my feet
When I hear the beat, when I hear the beat

Hey Doctor could you give me somethin'
To ease the pain, to ease the pain
'Cause if you don't help me soon
Gonna lose my brain, gonna go insane
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
^UPSET^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
You been waiting hours to say that!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
POINT PROVEN
(Yes I have)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Thanks Gloria

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I've got a bad case of loving you.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

loving you

AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Carrot AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
What would you prescribe to those folk on channel 4 last night dressing up like dolls?
Hope that's not what Cliff was on about!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Potassium injection to the heart

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
is that like eating a banana?
I think I'd rather eat the banana
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Typical gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Did you see Benefits Street before it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
No but I looked at bits of it. Stuff like that induces rage in me.
Gerra fuckin' job! Or stop breeding. One of the two.

Same goes for them third world countries. Stop Breeeding and making kids born into poverty.

NO! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)
A street of 99 houses
in Birmingham where 75% of the people were on benefit.

Talking about their benefit like it was a right to receive it. Infuriating.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Yep. That's the one.
This is the problem with our benefit culture, they see it as an entitlement.
One thing I do agree with the Tory's is they seem to be tightening it for them. You would think this would push them to get jobs, but instead it will just up the crime rate.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Ignoring the fact that the majority of the welfare budget goes on people in employment and pensioners.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Old cunts.
Saying that, nice state pension, please!

You are always saying this. Must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:01, Reply)
The State pension that you pay into with your tax and national insurance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)
wrong
your tax pays todays pensions, your pension will be paid for by taxing people still at school now.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Let's hope all these Bulgarians have Doctorates then...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Dons Leftie hat
Sorry mate but the fraudulent cases and abuse such as depicted in the programme is so small but it is blown out of all proportion in order to make cuts to the poorest families seem ok
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)
To be fair
With regard to the 3rd world countries it is a slightly different situation, they have many children as a lot die during the early years so by having many kids they can ensure the bloodline.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)
on the off chance they are secretly aristocrasy?
What annoys me more is the world leaders, even megastars have enough money to stop poverty without making a tiny dent in their banks.

Also, their Governments are more corrupt than ours so any help rarely reaches them.

It's a fucked up world and no mistake.

(Sweeping statements I know but you know what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)
No
that's a protein injection in the bottom. Not the same.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)
haha!
When you on TV then?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)
May/June time apparently. Will know closer to the time. I should get a phone call.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Excellent work
My two mates were on there before Christmas and thoroughly enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Were they there for filming in December, or actually on the telly?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I hope they are following your one way trip to Switzerland

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)
No, just my one way trip up YM's clunge.
There's no coming back from that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

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