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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Conspiracy theories.This weather eh? Crazy stuff. What do you think is causing it?
I read an article that the Aurora Borealis (him off Buffy) can be seen from the UK. Not being aware of this phenomena I suggested that the Earth could be at a slightly differing axis.
Of course, this was laughed off as this is not a new occurrence (sneaky journalism).
Put forward your theories for our ever-changing planet.
Alt. What other insane theories do you love?
AltAlt. Lunch?
AltAltAlt. Link a news thread or summat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 11:57,
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is it battered who thinks the moon landing was faked?I am just glad that it didn't rain this morning. I am going out tonight. I don't want frizzy hair. you have to take the weather one day at a time in this country.
altalt: cup of soup. choice between spicy thai or bland vegetable or synthetic tomato and basil.
altaltalt: no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:03,
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That's no moon:www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:09,
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fucking mentalistwhat evidence do we have that there is a moon?
1 - we can see it.
seems fairly sound evidence.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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YOU FAT SLAG! Alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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We can see your ginger hair, doesn't stop you denying it........ echo ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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wowsers.That's on par with lizard famous folk.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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you wear a turd brown sweatshirt and have metal shoved through your face voluntarily?fucking hell.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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Wasn't it enought that you had me beaten up on my birthday? Must you bully POOR Dozer on his too?YOUN WICKED
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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I request more info about this alleged assault(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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Eyebrow piercings are well gay...I had mine done twice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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they aren't particularly gay though, are they?At the time it was a junglist thing, as well as a rock kid thing. Nothing to do with bentness.
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It's gone now, right?yeah it was a raver thing too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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you're quite keen on pierced benders though, just not caucasian ones(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
i wasn't keen on the fucking piercingI lol'd HARD the day the dumbass beautician waxed it out when she was doing his chest
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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I can't really talk, I had my belly done too.I was pierced here, there and everywhere and now just have holes in my skin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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I have my belly button done and one of my nipples, as well as both ears.Used to have septum, lip and tongue done an'all.
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Dearest BSo pleased I was to receive your most recent electronic epistle.
I do trust that your yuletide spent with the destitute and dipsomaniacs was an enlightening and heartening experience.
With eternal respect,
FMD-S (Ret.)
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I loved my tongue piercing but it ruined the backs of a couple of teeth.I was the coolest at school for a while too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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To be fair the earths axis shifts all the timethere is a slight wobble to its rotation so it must be shifting,
The Aurora perhaps coming this far south was in part due to a CME that happened this week,
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well yes, there are wobbles, but something sizeable enough to shift the axis to that extent woukd be huge(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Is a wobbling axis shifting?I guess chutters here is confusing the axis with the magnetic poles
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I was thinking that tooIt's solar radiation interacting with the magnetic field, which is of course strongest at the poles.
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Maybe it was that meteor what struck Ruski...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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sort ofI liked the actual motion of the skiing. I disliked the feeling out of control and not being able to stop. which is kind of fundamental, even I know that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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I'm sure this could be overcome by simply learning how to control yourself and stop.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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At least you have tried before you're on an actual slope. That would have been well daunting!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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people here are telling me that the real thing is easier in some waysmaybe they were just being kind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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I learned on an artificial slope.The real thing is much easier.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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I can see real snow being better for braking etc.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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It's funny because she is well fat lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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i'm a fucking stick insect compared to the milton keynes residents galumphing round subway and wagamamagod that place is depressing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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Just think, if things had worked out better you'd be married & living there now. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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hahahahahahahaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh. I hate going there, everything is so fake and new. makes me really appreciate the architecture and winding random streets in central London, I guess.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:47,
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Just imagine...Mondeo on the drive
DFS sofa
Sundays at the garden centre
Saving up for holidays in some shitty part of Greece
Laminate flooring & secondary double glazing
Homebrew bottles cluttering up the airing cupboard
You're missing out on so much!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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stop it, the pair of youi'm fragile enough after 3 hours' skiing there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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your husband singing along to Oasis as you drive to Xscape for your weekly ski lessons together(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Followed by a £5.99 Sunday lunch at Brewers Fayre as a treat. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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i think the people who live there see their plastic chain restaurants as fine dining(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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using the '2 meals for a tenner' offer to save that all important 1.98(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Plus free puddings if you order two glasses of house white wine!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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both the puddings would be for Gill, Ru*ri would be so smitten with his wife that he'd be blind to the ever increasing fat folds in her walrusesque body(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
i don't like puddingsI like them even less than I like your laughable pork chop sideburns
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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they ent pork chopsThey only come down to just above my jawline.
I have a great jawline and bone structure.
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He'd probably scrape the yeast out from between the folds & use it for brewing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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Read "Secret & Suppressed" - it's great.I like the one about Led Zepplin's manager knocking off Jim Morrison because The Doors were too much competition.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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No, that was Michael Caine"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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As for the weather thingproblem is no-one remembers much over 50 years back, and historical records aren't all that great, so comparison isn't as easy as some like to think.
Plus: lot of money being made by some (e.g. Al Gore, carbon credit trading).
I remember the great drought of '76.......
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Oh FFS ham handsWe can get pretty accurate measurements of what the weather was like through core samples, there is clear evidence that the planet is warming up and fairly quickly too which will mean there are greater temp differences and creating bigger storms etc.
The only (possible) argument is what is causing it as the earth goes through hot cold cycles
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I love you dearly Jay, But you are a little daft sometimes. Visit Scotland to see the northern lights.
My dad is convinced planes can't fly. Bonkers old racist that he is.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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It is a bit implausible, if you think about it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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What aeroplanes or thicky Jay or Northern lights. If it's the plane thing my father has quite an in depth theory about all the planes you seem to get on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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I'd like to have a drink with him and hear his thoughts.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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I can read people's auras and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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I am at one with my daftness.I tend to blurt things out without doing any research or giving any thought.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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The concrete harbours from D-Day are a bit of a mindfuck(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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YeahJust getting a fuckload of concrete to float across the channel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Basic physics mateAn object in a fluid experiences an upward force equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by the object.
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I know, but the thought of it is just mental(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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did you ever hear about the plan to make ships out of ice and sawdustI thought that was nuts
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Bit like the bumble bees thingI am pretty sure that a while ago someone proved that the lift created by the angle of attack on the wing wouldn't generate sufficient lift for flight.
(But he was bonkers)
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I was chatting to a guy from work last night who thinks we are of an alien race.He tried to justify this by the fact that the ancient Egyptians and the Aboriginals all have UFO's in their cave paintings.
Also; how did the Egyptians build pyramids with perfectly sized and formed blocks? He seemed to think they used a circular saw.
I actually felt clever for once in that company.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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Again the hydrogen particles in your bodywere made 3 seconds after the big bang ergo everything came from outer space and is alien
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Haha everyone knows there are no such things as Egyptians!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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They weren't a patch on these guyswww.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7DGvfnr3U
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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Unlike you, I don't act like a child of sodom with your dirty depraved sexual acts.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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I saw the aurora borosauras a few years agoon the A1 between Morpeth and Stannington in Northumberland. It was fucking spectacular.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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Busy.'Ow do.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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Quiet Christmas, Blousie up for new year, carnage in Edinburgh NYD.Starting a new job on Monday as the other one went tits up.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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What happened to it?Is the new one permanent or contract?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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Contract. 8 weeks initially but a good chance it'll be a rolling thing. At least I hope so, there's a precedent for that sort of thing already.In a nice piece of circularity I'll be working on the closure of the programme that I helped to set up in 2008.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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She's OK, still lurks occasionally.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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she should come to london for drinkswith you and tourettes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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I have previously offered to put DG & Tourettes up at mine if they come down. That offer still stands. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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Something we would love to do at some point when things are a lot more settled financially.Going from contract to contract is a bit of a pisser at the moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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maybe you could book cheap tickets miles in advance?we could then have drinks at mine, so it wouldn't cost anything...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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blousie could come too, she could stay at mineand jeff and rakky would come up for it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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I'm sure Blousie would be up for it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Read between the lines guys, he's trying to let you down gently.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Not at all, it's been far too long since we met up with a bunch of weirdos from the internet.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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Bet you still can't get the smell out of your nostrils though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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It's been 20 months and the memory of Battered being sick in his mouth still haunts me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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His condition can only have worsened since then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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It was Jeff's fault.12 pints in 12 pubs in about 3 hours. Plus a curry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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All that walking is bound to take its toll(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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That's how I initially read it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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Shut up, you'd love to put me up in your spare room.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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This is a euphemism for anal, right?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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We'll see what happens.Can't really plan anything in advance at the mo until I know what happens with this contract. In the meantime I'll be looking for something permanent as well as I need to keep my options open.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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That's one, aye.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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While nobody's saying anything interesting on herecan someone tell me how to find and link a post and how to link say a youtube video to this board?
/old cunt blog.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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off of what Frog? The you tube clip[?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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yeah, if you open the page with the video just copy what's in the address bar there and paste it heredo it in this bit though as i dont think links work in the 'subject' bit here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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Yep, but don't put it in the subject line as it won't work.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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no, use the 'share' button. you'll get a url which works on more devices.(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Thanks lads.We go over the top at sixteen hundred hours.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:23,
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*searches bottom drawer for garter*(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:36,
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Only joshing Jaysh.It's nearly like it used to be on here now.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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You don't like all the nastiness do you?It's all gentle ribbing, really.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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Honestly doesn't bother me personallybut some of it's boringly repetitive.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:34,
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Not quite consipiracy theory but still same line of thoguht....... I really like this "Universal Basic Income". Basicly, everyone gets a basic income no matter what they earn, about minimum wage, and this would be in replacement to benefits.
Won't happen, but I like it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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We are too led by greed and hierarchy to ever have us all on the same plane.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:47,
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Some of us are more equal than others.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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That's one of the beuties of it. It doesn't matter if you're on £100kpa or £15kpa - you still get it.It's enough to live on and that's about it, if you want more, work for it. I think immigration would be an issue, but I'm looking at is a financial NHS.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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Taxes, the general premiss is that 'more people equals more money'.basicincome2013.eu/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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How are you funding this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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but who would fund it?would the higher rate tax payers have to pay more, just to get back a small proportion of it in the form of this universal credit?
or are you talking about cutting all benefits, and paying it out of that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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Sounds like commie bullshit, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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so you're saying that the poor beleaguered higher rate tax payers should be given a break after so many years of being abusedand everyone else can go fuck themselves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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We're all in this together, so we should slash the welfare budget and offer greater tax cuts to the wealthiest people.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Not into pegging, soz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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It's the last taboo really, when will people learn that the afulient white male has simply had enough?/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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by the end of a yearsome people would have nothing and would be in debt, some people would be asset rich, cash poor, and others would be making a profit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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One of the downsides is that I can see shops increasing prices, but imagine what it'd do for the arts and non-profits.Apparnetly it's been done before in the states somewhere, in the 70s, and they found quite a few people donating it all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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This is as badly thought through as one of your recipes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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COME ON PEOPLE, NEW THREAD OPEN, CHOP CHOP.(
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