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	 come on friday people, not long to go...
	come on friday people, not long to go...
 	weekend plans?
alt: 
www.themeparktourist.com/news/20140108/15666/images-uks-camelot-theme-park-abandoned-and-left-rotsad, cool or creepy? what would you do with it? NO ZOMBIE CHAT.
altalt: when did you last push yourself?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:56,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 Well I already answered this when Jase asked yesterday, but I can give you more details if you really want them.
	Well I already answered this when Jase asked yesterday, but I can give you more details if you really want them.
 	Out drinking in Drugby tonight to celebrate a friend's birthday.
Out not drinking in Solihull tomorrow morning to celebrate two two year olds' birthdays.
Out drinking in Coventry tomorrow night to surprise celebrate my mother's birthday.
Out eating and drinking in Coventry on Sunday to not surprise celebrate my mother's birthday.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 tl;dr
	tl;dr
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 doesnt it just say knitting yoghurt?
	doesnt it just say knitting yoghurt? 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 Dunno I didn't read it
	Dunno I didn't read it
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Like Drugby is a real place
	Like Drugby is a real place
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 Dunno to all
	Dunno to all
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 You are a fucking idiot.
	You are a fucking idiot. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 Alt: Did you nick this off of AA?
	Alt: Did you nick this off of AA?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 Probably
	Probably
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 I have no weekend plans.
	I have no weekend plans.
 	/Montyd
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:09,
	
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	 RIP
	RIP
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 I've got a nice minty lamb stew in the slow cook as we speak.
	I've got a nice minty lamb stew in the slow cook as we speak.
 	Add to that smatterings of cava/prosecco, weed and shopping and you have my weekend.
alt. I love all those abandoned places pics. There's a good twitter account. Creepy! There's a cool Yellow Brick Road one covered in snow.
altalt. That long ago I can't remember. I suppose when I did that fruit diet for about a month. I will soon be pushing myself into the whole fitness thing.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 Ooh, you got a recipe?
	Ooh, you got a recipe? 
 	I want to stick something in the slow cooker tomorrow, not sure what yet. Might see if I can dig up the venison casserole recipe.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 Just basic one really
	Just basic one really
 	Whatever veg you want to throw in. Seal the lamb in a frying pan.
Lamb stock cubes (I add one beef), bit of original mint sauce.
Slow cook for 8 hours.
Sometimes I add tinned tomato or puree for a bit of flavour
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Haute cuisine, right here
	Haute cuisine, right here
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 Not enough yogurt and cheesecloth for you?
	Not enough yogurt and cheesecloth for you?
 	It does't work when you are elitist, Tangles, dear.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Yoghurt
	Yoghurt
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 I put that first and it had a red sqwiggle. Bloody 'mercan spellings
	I put that first and it had a red sqwiggle. Bloody 'mercan spellings
 	My point still stays.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 Was there a red squiggle under "sqwiggle" and "does't" as well?
	Was there a red squiggle under "sqwiggle" and "does't" as well?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Hahaha you sarcastic bastard!
	Hahaha you sarcastic bastard! 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Jason knows I'm just trying to help him.
	Jason knows I'm just trying to help him.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Go take your face for a shit, nullo.
	Go take your face for a shit, nullo.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 ^ upset
	^ upset
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 goulash goulash goulash!
 	 www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9805/hungarian-goulash
	goulash goulash goulash!
 	 www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9805/hungarian-goulash
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 that's got celery in
	that's got celery in
 	so Ah'm oot.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 it's a prostitute's head, isn't it?
	it's a prostitute's head, isn't it?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Mind it is Liverpool moaning.
	Mind it is Liverpool moaning.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Ththththththththththththth
	Ththththththththththththth
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 I read that as Bruce Forstyh and added 'Good game' at the end
	I read that as Bruce Forstyh and added 'Good game' at the end
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 4 mile run tonight
	4 mile run tonight
 	Calf's football tomorrow, followed by birthday party to attend.  Kids swimming lessons on Sunday, roast chicken dinner
Alt:
Very odd - was on Daily Fail a few months ago though
AltAlt:
Great North Run - the last two miles
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 That long uphill mile towards the end is a fucker.
	That long uphill mile towards the end is a fucker. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Yeah, that did me right in, that did
	Yeah, that did me right in, that did
 	My trick was to spot someone further ahead and run past them, then pick another person, etc.
Didn't help when my Mam and Dad fucking rang me to ask where I was
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 I'm disappointed that I had to cancel taking part last year, however having a foot in plaster wasn't exactly helping me train.
	I'm disappointed that I had to cancel taking part last year, however having a foot in plaster wasn't exactly helping me train. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 that's stunned's excuse
	that's stunned's excuse
 	come up with your own, you rampant little hobo
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 This year?
	This year?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 He'll need to come up with a new excuse for this year.
	He'll need to come up with a new excuse for this year.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 You going to sign up & run it?
	You going to sign up & run it?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Good Lord no.
	Good Lord no.
 	Running is so undignified.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 competition is not good for the community spirit
	competition is not good for the community spirit
 	why can't you all just sit in a big circle and clap hands?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Have we had a Freaky Friday here
	Have we had a Freaky Friday here
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Part of me is tempted. Part of me can't be bothered.
	Part of me is tempted. Part of me can't be bothered.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 I missed out on the Daily Mirror ballot but am in the normal one
	I missed out on the Daily Mirror ballot but am in the normal one
 	If that fails, I'll do a charity place
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 Both times I ran it I did charity placements.
	Both times I ran it I did charity placements. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 I did that last year
	I did that last year
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 I have heard that you do a lot of work for charity.
	I have heard that you do a lot of work for charity.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 I don't like to talk about it.
	I don't like to talk about it. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 We dont like to talk about it
	We dont like to talk about it
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 They don't like to talk about it
	They don't like to talk about it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 tggi^
	tggi^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 You don't like to talk about it.
	You don't like to talk about it. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 Look, can everyone stop talking about this?
	Look, can everyone stop talking about this?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2184043
	 
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2184043
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 Never mentioned it
	Never mentioned it
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcy9_F0DCE
	 
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcy9_F0DCE
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 NO ROD CHAT
	NO ROD CHAT
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 They really should talk about it
	They really should talk about it
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 ^upset^
	^upset^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 He don't wanna tawk abaht it
	He don't wanna tawk abaht it
 	*Eastenders drums*
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	 GEHT AHT MOI PAB!
	GEHT AHT MOI PAB!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 Wass goin on?
	Wass goin on?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 Somebody's chored one of my motors!
	Somebody's chored one of my motors!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 You aint moi MUVVA!
	You aint moi MUVVA!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 "RIKKAAYYY!!"
	"RIKKAAYYY!!"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 Another one of my favourite bits of Internet 
 	youtu.be/ZAcG4LVoqBg
	Another one of my favourite bits of Internet 
 	youtu.be/ZAcG4LVoqBg
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 This wins the Friday internet
	This wins the Friday internet 
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:18,
	
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	 It's brilliant
	It's brilliant
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20,
	
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	 I can't stop listening to it!
	I can't stop listening to it!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20,
	
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	 It works incredibly well
	It works incredibly well
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:26,
	
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	 I had that with the badger song
	I had that with the badger song 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:28,
	
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	 I really like this...
 	www.whatibeproject.com/
	I really like this...
 	www.whatibeproject.com/esspecially 
www.whatibeproject.com/portfolio-item/i-am-not-my-number/
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 What a complete load of bollocks.
	What a complete load of bollocks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Do you put a bitter spin on everything in life, or is that just reserved for me and women?
	Do you put a bitter spin on everything in life, or is that just reserved for me and women?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 people he wants to sleep with, you mean?
	people he wants to sleep with, you mean?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 I sure do hope not, can't speak for his mother and mother-in-law, but I'd hate to make a grown man cry because I ain't interested.
	I sure do hope not, can't speak for his mother and mother-in-law, but I'd hate to make a grown man cry because I ain't interested.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 It's just a load of hippy rubbish.
	It's just a load of hippy rubbish.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 Fair 'nuff, arts subjective innit.
	Fair 'nuff, arts subjective innit.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 They've just started a "School gay rape" scenario in Hollyoaks again, except this time the student raped the teacher.
	They've just started a "School gay rape" scenario in Hollyoaks again, except this time the student raped the teacher.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 Bloody gays.
	Bloody gays. 
 	Someone should do something to stop them from breeding.
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 Muns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 They're obsessed!
	They're obsessed!
 	That raped lad in Eastenders now innit.
Seems to have gotten over it all.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 It's just reflecting real life
	It's just reflecting real life
 	Gays are always raping people
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Usually kids though
	Usually kids though
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 edgy
	edgy
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 Hollyoaks had the first male male bum rape I recall. The tease was asking for it.
	Hollyoaks had the first male male bum rape I recall. The tease was asking for it. 
 	
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	 Oh yeah I do know really
	Oh yeah I do know really
 	Tonight I am going to watch a television programme but not saying what cos you will spoil it for me
Tomorrow I'm having a lie in, doing some chores, getting belated birthday presents at a family dinner and drinking with some friends in the evening
Sunday I'm seeing that bird but I dunno what the plans are
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 0o0o0o0oh, that reminds me, i've got two elementary eppisodes to watch.
	0o0o0o0oh, that reminds me, i've got two elementary eppisodes to watch.
 	Shows I've enjoyed recently, or have lined up to watch, by gonz, aged 30
 - Elementary
 - Hostages
 - Person of Interest
 - Lilyhammer
 - House of Cards
 - Homeland
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 sunday we are going shopping
	sunday we are going shopping
 	in a GU10 way, not in a good way :(
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 Really? BOOOORING
	Really? BOOOORING
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 it's next door to the omelette and banana milk shake shop
	it's next door to the omelette and banana milk shake shop
 	I might take you in there afterwards if you're good.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	 I got a birthday card with bananas on!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 i didn't get a birthday card from SOMEONE
	i didn't get a birthday card from SOMEONE
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 Do you still want it then? You can have it Sunday.
	Do you still want it then? You can have it Sunday.
 	That woman rang me today, the one you arranged to ring me, not the other one.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 oh good
	oh good
 	I have managed to get numerous women to torture you this week
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 Yeah, I'm not sure about the outcome of that though :(
	Yeah, I'm not sure about the outcome of that though :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 You're looking for 50W Halogen spot lights?
	You're looking for 50W Halogen spot lights?
 	And it's going to take you all day? FFS Swipey.
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	 She thought they were GU5.3! I know right? Idiot.
	She thought they were GU5.3! I know right? Idiot.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:24,
	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:26,
	
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	 Oh oh oh oh o h
	Oh oh oh oh o h
 	I know this one...
Chocolate pudding pyramid hands...
Yeah yeah yeah that's right innit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:30,
	
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	 No it's 'cake jar grunge'
	No it's 'cake jar grunge'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:38,
	
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	 I liek this too
 	www.thetutuproject.com/
	I liek this too
 	www.thetutuproject.com/
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 Now, that IS something worth supporting.
	Now, that IS something worth supporting. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 Only thing that puts me off is the price of their cheapest item; $50, but it would do well in any up-market sitting room.
	Only thing that puts me off is the price of their cheapest item; $50, but it would do well in any up-market sitting room.
 	Their FB has tons of high quality photos tho'.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 so so stressful
	so so stressful
 	just had to choose a new phone for work - choices between iphone 5, couple of new blackberries, or a galaxy Samsung. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 The one that comes in pink.
	The one that comes in pink.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Don't get a samsung
	Don't get a samsung
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 or a blackberry
	or a blackberry
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 Or an iPhone
	Or an iPhone 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 Just pick the shiniest
	Just pick the shiniest
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 I hated my Galaxy, android really isn't for me. RIM (who make blackberries) are going out the window.
	I hated my Galaxy, android really isn't for me. RIM (who make blackberries) are going out the window.
 	I got a gold 5s a few weeks ago and I already use it so much more. Siri is great.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 My galaxy was good when I got it and now is fucking infuriating
	My galaxy was good when I got it and now is fucking infuriating
 	I'm totes getting an iPhone next in a couple of months
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 I have an iPhone. Never again. Overpriced crap.
	I have an iPhone. Never again. Overpriced crap. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 I liked my iPhone and now I have a Samsung Google thing
	I liked my iPhone and now I have a Samsung Google thing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 I have another 9 months on my contract before I need to think about what to get next.
	I have another 9 months on my contract before I need to think about what to get next. 
 	Probably something running Android, so when I hopefully get some of the Google glasses it will be compatible.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 ^glasshole^
	^glasshole^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 The best phone I had was a blackberry but they are shite now
	The best phone I had was a blackberry but they are shite now
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 TGGI^
	TGGI^
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:31,
	
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	 Same. I like my Galaxy but every other month there's a better phone out and my upgrade isn't due til 2015
	Same. I like my Galaxy but every other month there's a better phone out and my upgrade isn't due til 2015
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 Don't get a Blackberry
	Don't get a Blackberry
 	Though I suppose for work.
Email is intergrated well on smartphones now.
HTC One is amazing. Wish I'd gone for that.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 I went for the HTC One
	I went for the HTC One
 	it is excellent.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 Next time I won't go with the trendy choices.
	Next time I won't go with the trendy choices.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 Yeah, thanks rach for setting all the nerds off on PHONE CHAT
	Yeah, thanks rach for setting all the nerds off on PHONE CHAT
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:11,
	
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	 "Ahoy-hoy! Yes, operator, please put me through to the yurt prick who shuns technology like a fucking Luddite"
	"Ahoy-hoy! Yes, operator, please put me through to the yurt prick who shuns technology like a fucking Luddite"
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 "Connecting string and tin cup for you now sir"
	"Connecting string and tin cup for you now sir"
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20,
	
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 	tin moon
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:23,
	
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	 two birds, one
	two birds, one
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:24,
	
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	 Heading to my girlfriend's house tonight
	Heading to my girlfriend's house tonight
 	Going to Birmingham to watch the panto, then stay at her parents house. Head back to Nottingham on Sunday, then head home.
Alt: Damn shame, I loved that place.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 we went a few times when i was a kid
	we went a few times when i was a kid
 	it was no alton towers though...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 I thought you were an adult now?
	I thought you were an adult now?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 OH NO HE ISN'T
	OH NO HE ISN'T
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 I'm not behind you!
	I'm not behind you!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 Yet.
	Yet. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 In training for tonight and the all you can eat buffet. This  consists of lying under a duvet and taking deep breaths.
	In training for tonight and the all you can eat buffet. This  consists of lying under a duvet and taking deep breaths.
 	I am so going to stuff myself rotten with meat and ice cream. 
Missus and kid back tomorrow,  back to normality.
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	 You've been under that duvet for a week!
	You've been under that duvet for a week!
 	SCHNAP OUT OF IT
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 Are you going to stop posting once they return?
	Are you going to stop posting once they return?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 Let's keep our fingers crossed!
	Let's keep our fingers crossed!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 He's such a tedious prick.
	He's such a tedious prick.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 Less during daytime, because of ill people.
	Less during daytime, because of ill people.
 	Still be here odd evening
. Will you miss me? xxx
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 Of course, you're my new favourite.
	Of course, you're my new favourite.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 Ty luv
	Ty luv
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 ^ grooming
	^ grooming
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:23,
	
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	 Yeah, you're alright for a prick.
	Yeah, you're alright for a prick.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:09,
	
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	 I am listening to some Bach
	I am listening to some Bach
 	Aint I all cultured an that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 Arnold Schwarzenegger said he wants to play him in a biopic
	Arnold Schwarzenegger said he wants to play him in a biopic
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:44,
	
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	 LTI >
	LTI >
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:46,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:47,
	
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	 Shower and shave time
	Shower and shave time
 	  O//
  I
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