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come on friday people, not long to go...
weekend plans?
alt:
www.themeparktourist.com/news/20140108/15666/images-uks-camelot-theme-park-abandoned-and-left-rotsad, cool or creepy? what would you do with it? NO ZOMBIE CHAT.
altalt: when did you last push yourself?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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Well I already answered this when Jase asked yesterday, but I can give you more details if you really want them.
Out drinking in Drugby tonight to celebrate a friend's birthday.
Out not drinking in Solihull tomorrow morning to celebrate two two year olds' birthdays.
Out drinking in Coventry tomorrow night to surprise celebrate my mother's birthday.
Out eating and drinking in Coventry on Sunday to not surprise celebrate my mother's birthday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:01,
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tl;dr
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:01,
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doesnt it just say knitting yoghurt?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:21,
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Dunno I didn't read it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:29,
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Like Drugby is a real place
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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Dunno to all
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:02,
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You are a fucking idiot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:06,
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Alt: Did you nick this off of AA?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:06,
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Probably
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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I have no weekend plans.
/Montyd
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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RIP
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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I've got a nice minty lamb stew in the slow cook as we speak.
Add to that smatterings of cava/prosecco, weed and shopping and you have my weekend.
alt. I love all those abandoned places pics. There's a good twitter account. Creepy! There's a cool Yellow Brick Road one covered in snow.
altalt. That long ago I can't remember. I suppose when I did that fruit diet for about a month. I will soon be pushing myself into the whole fitness thing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:10,
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Ooh, you got a recipe?
I want to stick something in the slow cooker tomorrow, not sure what yet. Might see if I can dig up the venison casserole recipe.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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Just basic one really
Whatever veg you want to throw in. Seal the lamb in a frying pan.
Lamb stock cubes (I add one beef), bit of original mint sauce.
Slow cook for 8 hours.
Sometimes I add tinned tomato or puree for a bit of flavour
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:33,
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Haute cuisine, right here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:36,
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Not enough yogurt and cheesecloth for you?
It does't work when you are elitist, Tangles, dear.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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Yoghurt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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I put that first and it had a red sqwiggle. Bloody 'mercan spellings
My point still stays.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55,
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Was there a red squiggle under "sqwiggle" and "does't" as well?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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Hahaha you sarcastic bastard!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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Jason knows I'm just trying to help him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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Go take your face for a shit, nullo.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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^ upset
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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goulash goulash goulash!
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9805/hungarian-goulash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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that's got celery in
so Ah'm oot.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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it's a prostitute's head, isn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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Mind it is Liverpool moaning.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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Ththththththththththththth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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I read that as Bruce Forstyh and added 'Good game' at the end
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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4 mile run tonight
Calf's football tomorrow, followed by birthday party to attend. Kids swimming lessons on Sunday, roast chicken dinner
Alt:
Very odd - was on Daily Fail a few months ago though
AltAlt:
Great North Run - the last two miles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:21,
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That long uphill mile towards the end is a fucker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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Yeah, that did me right in, that did
My trick was to spot someone further ahead and run past them, then pick another person, etc.
Didn't help when my Mam and Dad fucking rang me to ask where I was
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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I'm disappointed that I had to cancel taking part last year, however having a foot in plaster wasn't exactly helping me train.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:32,
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that's stunned's excuse
come up with your own, you rampant little hobo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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This year?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:39,
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He'll need to come up with a new excuse for this year.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:40,
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You going to sign up & run it?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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Good Lord no.
Running is so undignified.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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competition is not good for the community spirit
why can't you all just sit in a big circle and clap hands?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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Have we had a Freaky Friday here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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Part of me is tempted. Part of me can't be bothered.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:45,
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I missed out on the Daily Mirror ballot but am in the normal one
If that fails, I'll do a charity place
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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Both times I ran it I did charity placements.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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I did that last year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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I have heard that you do a lot of work for charity.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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I don't like to talk about it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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We dont like to talk about it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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They don't like to talk about it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54,
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You don't like to talk about it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54,
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Look, can everyone stop talking about this?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2184043
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55,
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Never mentioned it
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcy9_F0DCE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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NO ROD CHAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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They really should talk about it
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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^upset^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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He don't wanna tawk abaht it
*Eastenders drums*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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GEHT AHT MOI PAB!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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Wass goin on?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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Somebody's chored one of my motors!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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You aint moi MUVVA!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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"RIKKAAYYY!!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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Another one of my favourite bits of Internet
youtu.be/ZAcG4LVoqBg
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04,
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This wins the Friday internet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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It's brilliant
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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I can't stop listening to it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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It works incredibly well
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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I had that with the badger song
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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I really like this...
www.whatibeproject.com/esspecially
www.whatibeproject.com/portfolio-item/i-am-not-my-number/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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What a complete load of bollocks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:33,
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Do you put a bitter spin on everything in life, or is that just reserved for me and women?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:39,
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people he wants to sleep with, you mean?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:43,
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I sure do hope not, can't speak for his mother and mother-in-law, but I'd hate to make a grown man cry because I ain't interested.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:46,
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It's just a load of hippy rubbish.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:46,
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Fair 'nuff, arts subjective innit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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They've just started a "School gay rape" scenario in Hollyoaks again, except this time the student raped the teacher.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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Bloody gays.
Someone should do something to stop them from breeding.
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Muns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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They're obsessed!
That raped lad in Eastenders now innit.
Seems to have gotten over it all.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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It's just reflecting real life
Gays are always raping people
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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Usually kids though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:38,
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edgy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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Hollyoaks had the first male male bum rape I recall. The tease was asking for it.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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Oh yeah I do know really
Tonight I am going to watch a television programme but not saying what cos you will spoil it for me
Tomorrow I'm having a lie in, doing some chores, getting belated birthday presents at a family dinner and drinking with some friends in the evening
Sunday I'm seeing that bird but I dunno what the plans are
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:29,
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0o0o0o0oh, that reminds me, i've got two elementary eppisodes to watch.
Shows I've enjoyed recently, or have lined up to watch, by gonz, aged 30
- Elementary
- Hostages
- Person of Interest
- Lilyhammer
- House of Cards
- Homeland
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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sunday we are going shopping
in a GU10 way, not in a good way :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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Really? BOOOORING
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:36,
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it's next door to the omelette and banana milk shake shop
I might take you in there afterwards if you're good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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\o/
I got a birthday card with bananas on!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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i didn't get a birthday card from SOMEONE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:42,
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Do you still want it then? You can have it Sunday.
That woman rang me today, the one you arranged to ring me, not the other one.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:44,
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oh good
I have managed to get numerous women to torture you this week
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:46,
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Yeah, I'm not sure about the outcome of that though :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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You're looking for 50W Halogen spot lights?
And it's going to take you all day? FFS Swipey.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:21,
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She thought they were GU5.3! I know right? Idiot.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:24,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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Oh oh oh oh o h
I know this one...
Chocolate pudding pyramid hands...
Yeah yeah yeah that's right innit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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No it's 'cake jar grunge'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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I liek this too
www.thetutuproject.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:40,
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Now, that IS something worth supporting.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:47,
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Only thing that puts me off is the price of their cheapest item; $50, but it would do well in any up-market sitting room.
Their FB has tons of high quality photos tho'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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so so stressful
just had to choose a new phone for work - choices between iphone 5, couple of new blackberries, or a galaxy Samsung. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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The one that comes in pink.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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Don't get a samsung
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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or a blackberry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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Or an iPhone
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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Just pick the shiniest
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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I hated my Galaxy, android really isn't for me. RIM (who make blackberries) are going out the window.
I got a gold 5s a few weeks ago and I already use it so much more. Siri is great.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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My galaxy was good when I got it and now is fucking infuriating
I'm totes getting an iPhone next in a couple of months
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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I have an iPhone. Never again. Overpriced crap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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I liked my iPhone and now I have a Samsung Google thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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I have another 9 months on my contract before I need to think about what to get next.
Probably something running Android, so when I hopefully get some of the Google glasses it will be compatible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:07,
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^glasshole^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:10,
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The best phone I had was a blackberry but they are shite now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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TGGI^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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Same. I like my Galaxy but every other month there's a better phone out and my upgrade isn't due til 2015
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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Don't get a Blackberry
Though I suppose for work.
Email is intergrated well on smartphones now.
HTC One is amazing. Wish I'd gone for that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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I went for the HTC One
it is excellent.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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Next time I won't go with the trendy choices.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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Yeah, thanks rach for setting all the nerds off on PHONE CHAT
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:11,
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"Ahoy-hoy! Yes, operator, please put me through to the yurt prick who shuns technology like a fucking Luddite"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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"Connecting string and tin cup for you now sir"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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tin moon
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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two birds, one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:24,
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Heading to my girlfriend's house tonight
Going to Birmingham to watch the panto, then stay at her parents house. Head back to Nottingham on Sunday, then head home.
Alt: Damn shame, I loved that place.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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we went a few times when i was a kid
it was no alton towers though...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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I thought you were an adult now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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OH NO HE ISN'T
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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I'm not behind you!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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Yet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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In training for tonight and the all you can eat buffet. This consists of lying under a duvet and taking deep breaths.
I am so going to stuff myself rotten with meat and ice cream.
Missus and kid back tomorrow, back to normality.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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You've been under that duvet for a week!
SCHNAP OUT OF IT
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04,
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Are you going to stop posting once they return?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04,
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Let's keep our fingers crossed!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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He's such a tedious prick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:08,
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Less during daytime, because of ill people.
Still be here odd evening
. Will you miss me? xxx
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:07,
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Of course, you're my new favourite.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:08,
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Ty luv
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:10,
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^ grooming
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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Yeah, you're alright for a prick.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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I am listening to some Bach
Aint I all cultured an that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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Arnold Schwarzenegger said he wants to play him in a biopic
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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LTI >
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:46,
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\o/
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:47,
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Shower and shave time
O//
I
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