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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Afternoon.
Well, it's Friday, well done for making it this far everyone.

So, question?..er....I read this thing about murderers last words before being executed:
listverse.com/2014/02/28/10-last-words-murderers-facing-execution/

What would yours be?

Alt: Evening/weekend plans? Dunno if this has been asked already, but equally don't care if it has.

Altalt: Best DAB Jazz stations?


Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:28, 229 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Cheers Frog
"Can you smell gas?"

Alt:
Tonight I will be dumping the data from a Progress DB and re-creating its structure in a Type II format, re-loading the data then performing an index rebuild to improve performance. I'll then run update statistics and cross my fucking fingers

This really is as boring as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)
No, that is fascinating! Please, go on....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
The scariest part is deleting their live DB

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I'd be scared if you deleted my live DB

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)
You really would be

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I'd probably go for something dignified, wry and challenging people's views on capital punishment.
Something like: OHGODPLEASEDONTKILLMEIDIDNTDOITITWASTHEOTHERSTHEYMADEMEDOOHGODOHGODIDONTWANTTODIEPLEEEEEEEAASSSSENOOOOOO!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Thats deep, man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I think the death penalty lads would have a serious rethink of their core values after that moving monologue from a condemned man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)
"Oh, I think I left the iron on"
Edit: Shmokin weed, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Who drinks the beers?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)
WE DRINK THE BEERS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)
See below

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)
ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face, I make that shit work

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
"It wasn't me it was that arse frog, he did it with his shit biscuits", would work.
Alt, already said, camping, are you deaf as well as daft?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
arse frog arse frog arse frog arse frog arse frog arse frog

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Ahh, the Tom Jones/ Mousse T LSD single

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Don't keep dissing Paul and his mad biscuit sales skillz
alt: nah, didn't read all that old tripe.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)
^pretend biscuit salesman^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)
^appears to be a real, although shockingly stupid, doctor^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Not stupid.
Sometimes bewildered.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)
He doesn't even sell real biscuits?
Who the hell wants a pretend biscuit?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
His customers.
I wouldn't mind some bourbons actually. Real ones. Can you sort us out frog? Couple of packs?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
No, we pay your salary already, you aren't having my stock too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I would have paid!
Doctor's honour!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)
It's still a no, you're always stuffing your fat face with buffets, it's for your own good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)
^Sads ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Alt: I'm going round Two Hats'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Me too if he has beer and weed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)
YEAH
Bring some sort of strange folky instrument, and I'll bring my beard and a cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Hey I saw the man who looks like how I picture what you look like the other day.
He couldn't understand why I kept trying to cuddle him
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)
I think two hats looks happy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Haha
I'm intrigued...what do you think I look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Do any of these men look like you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=89I_fvkIurE
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Ah, Youtube's not working for me today

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I've basically got the bald, spec, goatee combo going on
I'm actually very attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I really didn't want you to have a beard, I'm a bit disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Then I'm not far off
www.fangtrouser.com/

Edit: Not great pictures on there
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Ha yes
Although I like to think I look slightly younger
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)
It's weird because, although you are slightly younger than me, I see you as a sort of father figure

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I'm not, I dunno where he lives yet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Nahhh I'm sure I will be perfectly safe in this pub toilet in Oxford as long as Windy Pig is with me....
Alt:Picking up the wifes new car

Alt:alt: YES I NEED ANSWERS FOR THIS ONE AND ALL
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I wonder if I ever met winders if I would feel safe because he can take care of business, or worried he might murder me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
'with the exception of my daughter, the world is full of cunts. You're all cunts. Get fucked'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I quite like this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Shut up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Fuck off, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
"I bet you I could swallow that whole"
Alt. gardening tidying, retail therapy, bit of cooking, bit of wine, bit of weed, bit of sex.

Altalt. I was going to suggest Jazzfm but they have removed themselves from DAB. HOWEVER, they are available online.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Commercial radio is shit and for plebs.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Well that's cool cos I don't listen to any.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Clearly you should be.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)
dancing, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)
drink drink, fan fan, rub rub.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Woah
trip dubs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Dub rubs though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
3 men tubs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)
^ bender

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Fucking hell:
www.splosh.co.uk/home/

NSFW.


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Worryingly, I knew what that was already.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Swipe a messy eater eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I think that maybe extreme even for her voracious appetite

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)
not clicking that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Bookmarked for later.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)
mi laste wurd wulde bee
Terbil thinges, sawry, I fult the folt wis main bute I. Hadd no daddie
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I'm getting concerned that you might have had a pretty major aneurysm.

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Or travelled back to 1703

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:13, Reply)
If Shakespeare had cerebral palsy....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
But, soft!
What light through yonder window licks? It is the bent, and Ape is the spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
To be sectioned, or not to be sectioned, that is the question.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
meen frogge, I esschange yorm iis fur pooddins!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)
terbil boolin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Yes/No

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Anyone seen the enigma machine?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Sadeness (Part I)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:31, Reply)
alann toorin boggerred me, thise agianste natore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I did last year when I went to Bletchley. Trufax.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
urgh, just got bollocked by a client for something that is not my fault
I hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:18, Reply)
MAYBE YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE THERE!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Smile and nod and think of the payslips.
People always need someone to blame.
A solicitor is a pretty good start.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I've just had three separate people from our service desk asking me the same question that I've already answered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Is it "Have you been drinking?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I have not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
And you call yourself a man?
I was in my cups to the tune of 4 litres of Frosty Jack by midday. Sort it out crow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
"Why are you *such* a prick?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Years of practice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:30, Reply)
was it:
"would you mind putting down the knife and taking a step backwards"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
"Why are you still here, we sacked you weeks ago?"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
whi yoo hav handes lik oketpus Spurtscer?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
"Are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
"How much extra car allowance did you get?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
"WHy the fuck did you delete the live database we told you to back it up you fucking prick you're fired?"

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I'm having Citrix woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)
lol

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Clearly you're a "receiver"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Citrix is 100% cuntware.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I'm trying to install a product that is at least 5 versions behind the current one
All the issues I'm getting, the Google searches refer to documents that have been removed from the Citrix site, due to their age
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
You never said you did government work?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Sounds like SOMEBODY is trying to use software that's out of support
and that SOMEBODY ought to fork out some dosh to update their licences. Why the hell are you trying to use ancient legacy crap, anyway?
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I reckon it's the only way his office can communicate with one in Edinburgh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Not sure software downgrading is a suitable method of communicating with the Dark Ages.

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It's something he's mentioned before.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Its one of our sites who refused to pay SA
They have just rebuilt some servers with Windows 2003 to install PS4 on

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I guess you'll have to give them the unwelcome news that you can't support their Citrix anymore, then.
They're going to have to upgrade or find something else.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I am indeed, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Fucking people thinking they can carry on using old software forever.

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Not too long ago I had to remember how to install Windows NT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:29, Reply)
We should start a consultancy. March into offices and ask people just what the fuck do they think they're playing at?

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I'm up for that
Our normal daily rate is £900 a day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
well stop being such a lemon then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
surely you zest?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:06, Reply)
"What's the capital of China?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
"Where do babies come from?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
"How do clouds?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
"Has searching for car insurance been driving you crazy?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
"Does this smell funny to you?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
"How is babby formed?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
"What is red?"

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why saad wen too hows too manye, raats in alle how's saye no two drugges

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)
"Have you seen a doctor about that?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)
"if you would do anything for love what is it that you wont do"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)
THAT
So stop asking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)

TH SC
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)
"Who wants to be a millionaire?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I DO!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Why do birds suddenly appear?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
'cos you dont eat your fucking sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
pub!
Bengal lancer!

Nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Surely you read a better magazine than that in the boozer?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
^More of a ZOO man^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I don't really read magazines, I have a couple of subscriptions on my iPad, but I forget to read them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:09, Reply)
That you pay for?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)
One I pay for (the Economist), the other was a gift (Top Gear).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)
'NETWORKING EVENT'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I've found a way around my banning from mumsnet \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:07, Reply)
There's going to be a lot of sand in a lot of vaginas.

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Gender re-assignment surgery?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Had a difficult week
Course in Germany, run by a yank who was an absolute Bellend. Very difficult to keep a straight face. Two days at a trade show at the NEC with no sitting down. Day in the office today with another NEC show tomorrow.
Alt: Sunday will be sleep and drink.
Altalt: there's only two kinds of jazz and they're both crap.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:34, Reply)
typical placid!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)
It's OK!
I made it to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Fucking hideous week, glad it's nearly over.
Going home to pizza, cider, the missus, and a film tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
What film?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I also am going to cider the missus.

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Mine's bitter

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Mine's cocky

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I heard you liked a port
Because of all the seamen
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CQ preferred a lager lady

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:56, Reply)
He liked a stout, alright.

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had the baliffs round? threatening to reposess your goldfish and x box head set?
Bad times
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:09, Reply)
What does it mean when people put
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:53, Reply)
It's gay slang, you wouldn't understand

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:55, Reply)
God, do they have to have their own EVERYTHING?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I wish they had their own area at the back of the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:03, Reply)
god I'm sat opposite a teenage couple, I can smell their retarded hormones from here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)
I remember being a teenager.
I didn't like it.
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they are cunts to a man/child

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:02, Reply)
youre touching them?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:08, Reply)
of course

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:12, Reply)
I have my seat plus an empty one next to me. I shall be passive aggressive over keeping it that way as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)
tggi^
Half hour early for me as had a pub meeting beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)
I have to work tomorrow morning :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)
oh man, that sucks
What's happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I work 1 in 3. I hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)
do people need ducting that urgently?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Well yeah, just for emergency work really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)
is your surname Tuttle
by any chance?

(chances of you getting this reference = low)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)
OMG it's my candle day!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
OMGEEEEEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Happy 'I've wasted years on the internet' day
The only tuttles I know are in American chopper but I think that's teutel or summink
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
its the number of posts you wanna look at
Mine, is not great...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
nope, it's the guy whop does the ducts in the film Brazil

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
some guy nearly punched me on the escalator
But his wife said I wasn't worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Stupid bitch. What did you do? Did you keep saying 'alright'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)
nah, asked to get by and told her they should be standing on the other side to let people pass
She told me not to lecture her; I told her it wasn't a lecture.

Husband told me to watch my mouth.

God, they were ghastly in their nylon sportswear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Escalator pricks make me seethe with anger and bitterness

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
that the north for you, ghastly thick plebians

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)
yeah, down south the husband would have just stabbed him

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I didn't know Sports Direct has escalators.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
She was probably right.

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she was defferz right

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Reading your extended director's cut anecdote up there^
I am happy to extend my previous comment to say that none of you were worth it. Congratulations!
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I can't believe there isn't a new newsletter out yet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)

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