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well this is good?!
Anybody got anything lovely coming up?
Im seeing some drag queens this month and then lady gaga next, who could also be under that category, and a charity do back home
alt. lunch
altalt. best one hit wonder
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:07, 211 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Anybody got anything lovely coming up?
Im seeing some drag queens this month and then lady gaga next, who could also be under that category, and a charity do back home
alt. lunch
altalt. best one hit wonder
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:07, 211 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
ha ha i can't wait for the CAR CHAT KRU to ask what it is, only to be disappointed at your choice of something practical and economical
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I'm the last member of car chat kru standing.
Now that kroney is dead. I'm just glad people are still getting cars.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Now that kroney is dead. I'm just glad people are still getting cars.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I did it for you.
What's happened to Kroney?
He was alive yesterday.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
What's happened to Kroney?
He was alive yesterday.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
He hasn't posted once today,
Probably had an "IT guy" meltdown and killed everyone in his office. Then himself.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Probably had an "IT guy" meltdown and killed everyone in his office. Then himself.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I have to go Manchester next week
and China the week after that.
So not lovely at all.
Have a nice weekend planned in Somerset so it's not all bad.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
and China the week after that.
So not lovely at all.
Have a nice weekend planned in Somerset so it's not all bad.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
^Can't punctuate or sentence case either. What a retard eh readers.
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I'm taking three cocks up my arse later on in cANAL street.
Oh no wait sorry that's you.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Oh no wait sorry that's you.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I just had a pint with McBeef.
That's properly categorised as shit though.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
That's properly categorised as shit though.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I am going to Cornwall in two weeks.
And Lille the week after that.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
And Lille the week after that.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Ma' is going there next week for a couple of weeks.
I swear to god, i'll do time, just warning you now.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I swear to god, i'll do time, just warning you now.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Sonic Attack by Hawkwind ft Brian Blessed was released this week
just saying.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
just saying.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Ha! Someone has gone to collect for everyone, he's got my Visa card, probably having a spend up :(((
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I'm off to the Netherlands at the end of this week.
That'll be lovely. Or not. We'll have to wait and see.
Altalt: eiffel 55, blue
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
That'll be lovely. Or not. We'll have to wait and see.
Altalt: eiffel 55, blue
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Eerbeek.
Got a cabin in the woods. Little boat. Bicycles. Log fire. Huge amounts of wine.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Got a cabin in the woods. Little boat. Bicycles. Log fire. Huge amounts of wine.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Alt: Blt sandwich, cheese and onion sandwitch, limited edition heinz ketchup sausage roll, quavers.
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As a doctor, I still maintain this is impossible between two gentlemen.
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Alt, just finished a hotpot, which was lovely.
Sticking the motor up for sale, doc's paid for insurance, and that runs out end of the month. Bit pricey, so after a smaller one. Seeing earlier car chat here, I may go for a red one.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Sticking the motor up for sale, doc's paid for insurance, and that runs out end of the month. Bit pricey, so after a smaller one. Seeing earlier car chat here, I may go for a red one.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Autos are full of win
Fuck all that "having to change gear" rubbish
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Fuck all that "having to change gear" rubbish
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I disagree.
Although modern autos are good. Nothing beats proper driving. If you're commuting, fair enough, but you can't take an auto out for a blast around country roads properly.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Although modern autos are good. Nothing beats proper driving. If you're commuting, fair enough, but you can't take an auto out for a blast around country roads properly.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
This is true.
But I've driven cars just as fancy on country roads. Automatic gives you less control of speed and acceleration. Simple.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)
But I've driven cars just as fancy on country roads. Automatic gives you less control of speed and acceleration. Simple.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Being a shit driver gives you less control of speed
Acceleration I will let you have as you can have a bit of delay on kickdown
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Acceleration I will let you have as you can have a bit of delay on kickdown
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
You can still control the speed though using your foot
Acceleration I will let him have as they are two very different things...
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Acceleration I will let him have as they are two very different things...
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
You can control the speed by opening the door and pushing it along the ground with your foot.
It don't make it better.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
It don't make it better.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I hope you get independence and go bankrupt and then your family leaves you and you have to dig through bins for food before getting killed and eaten by foxes
you autobox prick.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
you autobox prick.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Also I like my transformation to Scots
I think I will go all braveheart
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I think I will go all braveheart
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
There's something special about dropping a car down a couple of gears and kicking its knackers in.
Even a shit car.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Even a shit car.
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The discovery is good for this, especially on tight roads, it sticks to the buggers like glue.
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I had an astra that was surprisingly good at this.
Especially given that pressing the brakes or changing gear at speed used to invoke a game of 'guess which direction I'm going to try and veer towards'.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Especially given that pressing the brakes or changing gear at speed used to invoke a game of 'guess which direction I'm going to try and veer towards'.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Oh, I'm not a celebrity but I'm flattered you think of me that way
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They will probably do automatically when you're on wifi, mine do :(
What's updating, I thought you didn't "do" apps?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
What's updating, I thought you didn't "do" apps?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
He tells lies on here all the time, jase
I wouldn't believe a word he says
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I wouldn't believe a word he says
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Some cunt did this in the beer garden the other day, and expected a free pint for doing so.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
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To befair, he's a regular, so in the interests of customer relationships he got one. He's still a cunt though.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
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Not as yet, they haven't drunkenly asked my advice. Besides, I can't mention anything medical unless they do first.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
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shout at the top of your voice
NO IT WONT CURE YOUR CRABS YOU NEED TO BUY DERBAC FOR THAT
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
NO IT WONT CURE YOUR CRABS YOU NEED TO BUY DERBAC FOR THAT
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
^surprising depth of knowledge of STD medicine. Also a Jock. Possibly unrelated. ^
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
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I'm just saying it's possible that Scots aren't all sexually unhygienic.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)
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No shreddies and a kilt would suggest so. But drunken bareback with a cracked up Aberdeen whore, on her twentieth client of the afternoon, well....
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
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To be fair
Public lice are almost endangered due to the popularity of waxing/ shaving
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Public lice are almost endangered due to the popularity of waxing/ shaving
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Tina Turner
Is dedicating a re-release of Nutbush City Limits though
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Is dedicating a re-release of Nutbush City Limits though
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Oddly no
Its probably on their winter campaign though, now that we know the pandas are sly pretend preggers cunts
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Its probably on their winter campaign though, now that we know the pandas are sly pretend preggers cunts
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I need to complete a one day course to be a first aider here. Most people have got one exceptme. So if some cunt has a heart attack, they can deal with it, apparently I could get in trouble re insurance if I tried to help someone, as I'm ot qualified. Meh
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Does it have to be relivent..... like, if a guy is sitting with his wife and metions to you that he has a bit of a cold, can you then yell back really loudly "I HOPE THE HERPIES RASH ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE" ?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
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Is there any Medical Chat you're interested in ?
Like, with IT Bods, most of us hate the old "My hard drive won't switch on", but i'll talk for hours about any new tech.
The whole Apple/Health stuff looks really good to me. I've been told "it won't happen ever" by people on my FB, but I'm still holding out for the rumoured non-blood glucose monitor sensor - I had a slight 'mishap' with steriods and it gave me diabeties =(
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Like, with IT Bods, most of us hate the old "My hard drive won't switch on", but i'll talk for hours about any new tech.
The whole Apple/Health stuff looks really good to me. I've been told "it won't happen ever" by people on my FB, but I'm still holding out for the rumoured non-blood glucose monitor sensor - I had a slight 'mishap' with steriods and it gave me diabeties =(
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Honest answer, yes, I still get the journals and email specialist stuff, med was a large partofmy life, and it always sill be. Just the doc, patient interaction that go me down. I just realised I didn't care anymore. Sounds harsh, probably is, but that's
the truth mate.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)
the truth mate.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)
"GOOD TO KNOW YOU HAVE STOPPED FUCKING WHORES AND GOT THAT TREATED"
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
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PERHAPS IF YOU DIPPED IT IN THE SINK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT WOULDNT STINK SO MUCH
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
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LOOK I WEAR A FANCY SKIRT AND NO UNDER CRACKERS THE BRISK SCOTTISH BREEZE COMBINED WITH THE PERSISTANT DRIZZLE KEEPS IT CLEAN
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
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I am one of the happiest people I know, Doc.
I smiled while thinking of the above post.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I smiled while thinking of the above post.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
If I ever see that bleating twat father of Aysha King I will smack him.
Doctors in Southampton were trying to "kill" his son apparently. The NHS is flying a cancer specialistn to Spain to advise the King family on their options.
FUCK HIM! If you leave the country you become some other cunt's problem surely?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Doctors in Southampton were trying to "kill" his son apparently. The NHS is flying a cancer specialistn to Spain to advise the King family on their options.
FUCK HIM! If you leave the country you become some other cunt's problem surely?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
It is a bit bonkers how Cameron has a blank cheque for any PR opportunity
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
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I'm hearing far too much about this case
Yep, I'm brimful of Aysha.
I'll get my coat
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Yep, I'm brimful of Aysha.
I'll get my coat
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Dozer has a blindingly misplaced sense of self worth and a clowns wardrobe.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
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only if you dress up as Sian Williams and wear that mask we discussed
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)
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Sorry I haven't been posting all day, chaps.
I've spent most of my afternoon being a fucking know-nothing IT spastic and cleaning up the subsequent mess.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I've spent most of my afternoon being a fucking know-nothing IT spastic and cleaning up the subsequent mess.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
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