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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well this is good?!
Anybody got anything lovely coming up?
Im seeing some drag queens this month and then lady gaga next, who could also be under that category, and a charity do back home

alt. lunch
altalt. best one hit wonder
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:07, 211 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Picking up my new car tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
ha ha i can't wait for the CAR CHAT KRU to ask what it is, only to be disappointed at your choice of something practical and economical

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
It's a red one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I had a red one once

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I've heard red ones are the fastest

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I ordered my new company car last week.
It won't be a red one
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Ive had a few red ones

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I'm the last member of car chat kru standing.
Now that kroney is dead. I'm just glad people are still getting cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I did it for you.
What's happened to Kroney?
He was alive yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
He hasn't posted once today,
Probably had an "IT guy" meltdown and killed everyone in his office. Then himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Defo still cleaning himself up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Once
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2361117
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
reading that I think he may have had a Rory

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Looks like that was what pushed him to murder suicide land.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
PC LOAD LETTER

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Attending Event 1

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I have to go Manchester next week
and China the week after that.
So not lovely at all.

Have a nice weekend planned in Somerset so it's not all bad.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
^Can't spell.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
^ is a massive twat

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
^Can't punctuate or sentence case either. What a retard eh readers.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Nuffink wrong wif Manchestah!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm taking three cocks up my arse later on in cANAL street.
Oh no wait sorry that's you.
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Still a terrible sockpuppet.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I just had a pint with McBeef.
That's properly categorised as shit though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I am going to Cornwall in two weeks.
And Lille the week after that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Its my birthday in two weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Mine is in 4 weeks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Will you be in Cornwall in 4 weeks?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
imma drive down Porthkerris the night of the 18th.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Thats not 4 weeks now is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Read my 13.26 post.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
I give up!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Bit French mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Ma' is going there next week for a couple of weeks.
I swear to god, i'll do time, just warning you now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Sonic Attack by Hawkwind ft Brian Blessed was released this week
just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Burger King for lunch today #winning

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
double whopper with cbeese or gtf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Double smoked Angus DEAL WITH IT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
At least it's DUBBEL (as the Dutch would say)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:43, Reply)
It's taking its time being delivered

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
You lazy fat fuck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Ha! Someone has gone to collect for everyone, he's got my Visa card, probably having a spend up :(((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Don't panic he's just arrived

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)
^ nom.
I have a green Thai curry
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)
YES!
A nerd came and made my google work again
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)
what was wrong with it?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
It wasn't working

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I'm off to the Netherlands at the end of this week.
That'll be lovely. Or not. We'll have to wait and see.

Altalt: eiffel 55, blue
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
whereabouts?
Delft is lovely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Eerbeek.
Got a cabin in the woods. Little boat. Bicycles. Log fire. Huge amounts of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
sounds good
I love the Netherlands.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I imagine I'll hate it then.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
GeordieJay fucks kids while baggenfock watches

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
altalt Ca plane pour moi

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I have eaten my burger and chips but I still have a cold.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
a cold what?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Beer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Alt: Blt sandwich, cheese and onion sandwitch, limited edition heinz ketchup sausage roll, quavers.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Quavers arre shit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
That's a stupid thing to say and you are a cretinous moron.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is the second stupidest thing you've ever said

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)
First? They really are, same as the Space Raider type of crap.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Let's not get into it.
Your opinion on crisps upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Sorry :((
Let's not get into Pringles.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Pringles are rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Space Raiders are boss too, you crispwrong.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Wanky wanky wank wank, you sex wrong.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I sex all ways baby.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
but mainly up the bum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
As a doctor, I still maintain this is impossible between two gentlemen.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
shut up you tart

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Shut up yourself, dickweed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Dickweed? Retro insults, you old cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
"Tart' is cutting edge modern ffs? Bender.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)
You're really not very good at this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Call him a dingus

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I've got him on ignore 3.0

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Alt, just finished a hotpot, which was lovely.
Sticking the motor up for sale, doc's paid for insurance, and that runs out end of the month. Bit pricey, so after a smaller one. Seeing earlier car chat here, I may go for a red one.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I've got a very reasonably priced car for sale.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
What is for sale?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
He's a doctor, so probably a ghastly diesel automatic jag.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Discovery 3 diesel.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Auto?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Manual, I don't like autos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Autos are full of win
Fuck all that "having to change gear" rubbish
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I disagree.
Although modern autos are good. Nothing beats proper driving. If you're commuting, fair enough, but you can't take an auto out for a blast around country roads properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
^ has never driven an SL 500 on a country road^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is true.
But I've driven cars just as fancy on country roads. Automatic gives you less control of speed and acceleration. Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Tggi. Although not with quavers and pringles.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Being a shit driver gives you less control of speed
Acceleration I will let you have as you can have a bit of delay on kickdown
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
ENGINE BRAKING YOU FUCKING SHIT JOCK CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
You can still control the speed though using your foot
Acceleration I will let him have as they are two very different things...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
You can control the speed by opening the door and pushing it along the ground with your foot.
It don't make it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
It's not recommended as a way to brake either

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I throw corpses in front of the wheels to do that
is this wrong?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I have cut holes through the footwell to do this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)
I hope you get independence and go bankrupt and then your family leaves you and you have to dig through bins for food before getting killed and eaten by foxes
you autobox prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Autobox TRANSFORM
Ker kic ker kic kic kic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Also I like my transformation to Scots
I think I will go all braveheart
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I hope your superfluous left foot drops off from wastage.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I keep it in YM bum for warmth

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
There's something special about dropping a car down a couple of gears and kicking its knackers in.
Even a shit car.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
The discovery is good for this, especially on tight roads, it sticks to the buggers like glue.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I had an astra that was surprisingly good at this.
Especially given that pressing the brakes or changing gear at speed used to invoke a game of 'guess which direction I'm going to try and veer towards'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I did have an x3automatic for a while, I just didn't like it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
My 'smartphone' says I have to do 46 updates but I don't want to

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Throw it in a lake and get a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I'm just not going to bother, I hope nothing bad happens

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
That's how celebrity nudes happen, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Oh, I'm not a celebrity but I'm flattered you think of me that way

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Can you ignore me please?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
They will probably do automatically when you're on wifi, mine do :(
What's updating, I thought you didn't "do" apps?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
He tells lies on here all the time, jase
I wouldn't believe a word he says
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
#dontbelievehislies #MEATFAKE

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
I don't have 46 apps :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I just icebucketed my CEO.
Which was fun.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is definitely gay slang

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ice%20bucket
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Yeah. People actually say that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
I heard you say it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
How many people had a wee in the bucket first?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
119

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Crikey

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Some cunt did this in the beer garden the other day, and expected a free pint for doing so.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
You should have barred him for life.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
To befair, he's a regular, so in the interests of customer relationships he got one. He's still a cunt though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
^ pushover

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Is this gay slang?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Are any of your regulars former patients?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Couple, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
bit awkward

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
He can do the
I have seen your wifes flume song...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Not as yet, they haven't drunkenly asked my advice. Besides, I can't mention anything medical unless they do first.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
shout at the top of your voice
NO IT WONT CURE YOUR CRABS YOU NEED TO BUY DERBAC FOR THAT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
^surprising depth of knowledge of STD medicine. Also a Jock. Possibly unrelated. ^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Possibly? Scabby sweaties.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I'm just saying it's possible that Scots aren't all sexually unhygienic.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)
No shreddies and a kilt would suggest so. But drunken bareback with a cracked up Aberdeen whore, on her twentieth client of the afternoon, well....

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
They are the best ones.... prelubed if you like

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Real men get crabs on their (I believe the term is) Bawbags

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
To be fair
Public lice are almost endangered due to the popularity of waxing/ shaving
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
You don't see WWF or PETA whining about that one, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Bono and Sting are doing a song aboutit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Tina Turner
Is dedicating a re-release of Nutbush City Limits though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Oddly no
Its probably on their winter campaign though, now that we know the pandas are sly pretend preggers cunts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I need to complete a one day course to be a first aider here. Most people have got one exceptme. So if some cunt has a heart attack, they can deal with it, apparently I could get in trouble re insurance if I tried to help someone, as I'm ot qualified. Meh

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
As a workplace first aider would you pay me 10k per week

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
In money, magic beans or booze?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
YES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Does it have to be relivent..... like, if a guy is sitting with his wife and metions to you that he has a bit of a cold, can you then yell back really loudly "I HOPE THE HERPIES RASH ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I'd really try not to get into that sort of a convsrsation.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Is there any Medical Chat you're interested in ?
Like, with IT Bods, most of us hate the old "My hard drive won't switch on", but i'll talk for hours about any new tech.

The whole Apple/Health stuff looks really good to me. I've been told "it won't happen ever" by people on my FB, but I'm still holding out for the rumoured non-blood glucose monitor sensor - I had a slight 'mishap' with steriods and it gave me diabeties =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Honest answer, yes, I still get the journals and email specialist stuff, med was a large partofmy life, and it always sill be. Just the doc, patient interaction that go me down. I just realised I didn't care anymore. Sounds harsh, probably is, but that's
the truth mate.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Not much call for theoretical doctoring
outside of House.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
You're right , I'm still fascinated in the subject.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)
"GOOD TO KNOW YOU HAVE STOPPED FUCKING WHORES AND GOT THAT TREATED"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
PERHAPS IF YOU DIPPED IT IN THE SINK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT WOULDNT STINK SO MUCH

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
LOOK I WEAR A FANCY SKIRT AND NO UNDER CRACKERS THE BRISK SCOTTISH BREEZE COMBINED WITH THE PERSISTANT DRIZZLE KEEPS IT CLEAN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
And the Dettol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Why waste good drinking?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)
I'd like to see you do the Sulphuric Acid challenge

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Lose the anger Jay. #deviantlifestyle

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I am one of the happiest people I know, Doc.
I smiled while thinking of the above post.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
^ conehead

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Up his back passage? Lovely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
If I ever see that bleating twat father of Aysha King I will smack him.
Doctors in Southampton were trying to "kill" his son apparently. The NHS is flying a cancer specialistn to Spain to advise the King family on their options.

FUCK HIM! If you leave the country you become some other cunt's problem surely?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
It is a bit bonkers how Cameron has a blank cheque for any PR opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I'm hearing far too much about this case
Yep, I'm brimful of Aysha.

I'll get my coat
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)
C'mon!
Half an hour and nothing for this?
You're all slackers
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)
I just did a lovely poo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
GeordieJay is a pederast with learning difficulties

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Dozer has a blindingly misplaced sense of self worth and a clowns wardrobe.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
ok, we've exchanged facts, now what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Its straight down to the fisting
First man elbow deep wins
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Pictures?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
NO FILMS TILL 3RD DATE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)
Except the brown greasy one covering your forearm.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:07, Reply)
wanna fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
only if you dress up as Sian Williams and wear that mask we discussed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)
How about Sian Lloyd and a paper bag?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:10, Reply)
No deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Sorry I haven't been posting all day, chaps.
I've spent most of my afternoon being a fucking know-nothing IT spastic and cleaning up the subsequent mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
So wanking then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Likewise

(Twangy Rubber, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This place has been dead on its arse without you, twango

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)
You spent all day cleaning the coffee machine?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)
pthc coffee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:11, Reply)
PACT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)
pthc coffee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:29, Reply)
*googles*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

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