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well this is good?!
Anybody got anything lovely coming up?
Im seeing some drag queens this month and then lady gaga next, who could also be under that category, and a charity do back home

alt. lunch
altalt. best one hit wonder
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:07, 211 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Picking up my new car tomorrow.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
ha ha i can't wait for the CAR CHAT KRU to ask what it is, only to be disappointed at your choice of something practical and economical

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
It's a red one.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I had a red one once

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I've heard red ones are the fastest

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I ordered my new company car last week.
It won't be a red one
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Ive had a few red ones

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I'm the last member of car chat kru standing.
Now that kroney is dead. I'm just glad people are still getting cars.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I did it for you.
What's happened to Kroney?
He was alive yesterday.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
He hasn't posted once today,
Probably had an "IT guy" meltdown and killed everyone in his office. Then himself.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Defo still cleaning himself up

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Once
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2361117
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
reading that I think he may have had a Rory

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Looks like that was what pushed him to murder suicide land.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
PC LOAD LETTER

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Attending Event 1

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I have to go Manchester next week
and China the week after that.
So not lovely at all.

Have a nice weekend planned in Somerset so it's not all bad.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
^Can't spell.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
^ is a massive twat

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
^Can't punctuate or sentence case either. What a retard eh readers.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Nuffink wrong wif Manchestah!

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm taking three cocks up my arse later on in cANAL street.
Oh no wait sorry that's you.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Still a terrible sockpuppet.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I just had a pint with McBeef.
That's properly categorised as shit though.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I am going to Cornwall in two weeks.
And Lille the week after that.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Its my birthday in two weeks

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Mine is in 4 weeks.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Will you be in Cornwall in 4 weeks?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
imma drive down Porthkerris the night of the 18th.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Thats not 4 weeks now is it?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Read my 13.26 post.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
I give up!

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Bit French mate

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Ma' is going there next week for a couple of weeks.
I swear to god, i'll do time, just warning you now.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Sonic Attack by Hawkwind ft Brian Blessed was released this week
just saying.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Burger King for lunch today #winning

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
double whopper with cbeese or gtf.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Double smoked Angus DEAL WITH IT

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
At least it's DUBBEL (as the Dutch would say)

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:43, Reply)
It's taking its time being delivered

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
You lazy fat fuck.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Ha! Someone has gone to collect for everyone, he's got my Visa card, probably having a spend up :(((

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Don't panic he's just arrived

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)
^ nom.
I have a green Thai curry
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)
YES!
A nerd came and made my google work again
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)
what was wrong with it?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
It wasn't working

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I'm off to the Netherlands at the end of this week.
That'll be lovely. Or not. We'll have to wait and see.

Altalt: eiffel 55, blue
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
whereabouts?
Delft is lovely.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Eerbeek.
Got a cabin in the woods. Little boat. Bicycles. Log fire. Huge amounts of wine.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
sounds good
I love the Netherlands.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I imagine I'll hate it then.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
GeordieJay fucks kids while baggenfock watches

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
altalt Ca plane pour moi

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I have eaten my burger and chips but I still have a cold.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
a cold what?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Beer

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Alt: Blt sandwich, cheese and onion sandwitch, limited edition heinz ketchup sausage roll, quavers.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Quavers arre shit.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
NO

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
That's a stupid thing to say and you are a cretinous moron.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is the second stupidest thing you've ever said

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)
First? They really are, same as the Space Raider type of crap.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Let's not get into it.
Your opinion on crisps upsets me.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Sorry :((
Let's not get into Pringles.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Pringles are rubbish.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Space Raiders are boss too, you crispwrong.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Wanky wanky wank wank, you sex wrong.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I sex all ways baby.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
but mainly up the bum

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
As a doctor, I still maintain this is impossible between two gentlemen.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
shut up you tart

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Shut up yourself, dickweed.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Dickweed? Retro insults, you old cunt.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
"Tart' is cutting edge modern ffs? Bender.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)
You're really not very good at this.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Call him a dingus

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I've got him on ignore 3.0

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)
\0/

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Alt, just finished a hotpot, which was lovely.
Sticking the motor up for sale, doc's paid for insurance, and that runs out end of the month. Bit pricey, so after a smaller one. Seeing earlier car chat here, I may go for a red one.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I've got a very reasonably priced car for sale.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
What is for sale?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
He's a doctor, so probably a ghastly diesel automatic jag.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Discovery 3 diesel.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Auto?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Manual, I don't like autos.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Autos are full of win
Fuck all that "having to change gear" rubbish
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I disagree.
Although modern autos are good. Nothing beats proper driving. If you're commuting, fair enough, but you can't take an auto out for a blast around country roads properly.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
^ has never driven an SL 500 on a country road^

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is true.
But I've driven cars just as fancy on country roads. Automatic gives you less control of speed and acceleration. Simple.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Tggi. Although not with quavers and pringles.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Being a shit driver gives you less control of speed
Acceleration I will let you have as you can have a bit of delay on kickdown
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
ENGINE BRAKING YOU FUCKING SHIT JOCK CUNT

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
You can still control the speed though using your foot
Acceleration I will let him have as they are two very different things...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
You can control the speed by opening the door and pushing it along the ground with your foot.
It don't make it better.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
It's not recommended as a way to brake either

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I throw corpses in front of the wheels to do that
is this wrong?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I have cut holes through the footwell to do this

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)
I hope you get independence and go bankrupt and then your family leaves you and you have to dig through bins for food before getting killed and eaten by foxes
you autobox prick.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Autobox TRANSFORM
Ker kic ker kic kic kic
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Also I like my transformation to Scots
I think I will go all braveheart
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I hope your superfluous left foot drops off from wastage.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I keep it in YM bum for warmth

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
There's something special about dropping a car down a couple of gears and kicking its knackers in.
Even a shit car.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
The discovery is good for this, especially on tight roads, it sticks to the buggers like glue.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I had an astra that was surprisingly good at this.
Especially given that pressing the brakes or changing gear at speed used to invoke a game of 'guess which direction I'm going to try and veer towards'.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I did have an x3automatic for a while, I just didn't like it.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
My 'smartphone' says I have to do 46 updates but I don't want to

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Throw it in a lake and get a new one.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I'm just not going to bother, I hope nothing bad happens

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
That's how celebrity nudes happen, that is.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Oh, I'm not a celebrity but I'm flattered you think of me that way

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Can you ignore me please?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
They will probably do automatically when you're on wifi, mine do :(
What's updating, I thought you didn't "do" apps?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
He tells lies on here all the time, jase
I wouldn't believe a word he says
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
#dontbelievehislies #MEATFAKE

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
I don't have 46 apps :(

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I just icebucketed my CEO.
Which was fun.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is definitely gay slang

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ice%20bucket
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Yeah. People actually say that.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
I heard you say it.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
How many people had a wee in the bucket first?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
119

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Crikey

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Some cunt did this in the beer garden the other day, and expected a free pint for doing so.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
You should have barred him for life.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
To befair, he's a regular, so in the interests of customer relationships he got one. He's still a cunt though.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
^ pushover

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Is this gay slang?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Are any of your regulars former patients?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Couple, yes.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
bit awkward

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
He can do the
I have seen your wifes flume song...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Not as yet, they haven't drunkenly asked my advice. Besides, I can't mention anything medical unless they do first.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
shout at the top of your voice
NO IT WONT CURE YOUR CRABS YOU NEED TO BUY DERBAC FOR THAT
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
^surprising depth of knowledge of STD medicine. Also a Jock. Possibly unrelated. ^

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Possibly? Scabby sweaties.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I'm just saying it's possible that Scots aren't all sexually unhygienic.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)
No shreddies and a kilt would suggest so. But drunken bareback with a cracked up Aberdeen whore, on her twentieth client of the afternoon, well....

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
They are the best ones.... prelubed if you like

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Real men get crabs on their (I believe the term is) Bawbags

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
To be fair
Public lice are almost endangered due to the popularity of waxing/ shaving
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
You don't see WWF or PETA whining about that one, do you?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Bono and Sting are doing a song aboutit.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Tina Turner
Is dedicating a re-release of Nutbush City Limits though
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Oddly no
Its probably on their winter campaign though, now that we know the pandas are sly pretend preggers cunts
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I need to complete a one day course to be a first aider here. Most people have got one exceptme. So if some cunt has a heart attack, they can deal with it, apparently I could get in trouble re insurance if I tried to help someone, as I'm ot qualified. Meh

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
As a workplace first aider would you pay me 10k per week

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
In money, magic beans or booze?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
YES

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Does it have to be relivent..... like, if a guy is sitting with his wife and metions to you that he has a bit of a cold, can you then yell back really loudly "I HOPE THE HERPIES RASH ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE" ?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I'd really try not to get into that sort of a convsrsation.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Is there any Medical Chat you're interested in ?
Like, with IT Bods, most of us hate the old "My hard drive won't switch on", but i'll talk for hours about any new tech.

The whole Apple/Health stuff looks really good to me. I've been told "it won't happen ever" by people on my FB, but I'm still holding out for the rumoured non-blood glucose monitor sensor - I had a slight 'mishap' with steriods and it gave me diabeties =(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Honest answer, yes, I still get the journals and email specialist stuff, med was a large partofmy life, and it always sill be. Just the doc, patient interaction that go me down. I just realised I didn't care anymore. Sounds harsh, probably is, but that's
the truth mate.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Not much call for theoretical doctoring
outside of House.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
You're right , I'm still fascinated in the subject.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)
"GOOD TO KNOW YOU HAVE STOPPED FUCKING WHORES AND GOT THAT TREATED"

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
PERHAPS IF YOU DIPPED IT IN THE SINK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT WOULDNT STINK SO MUCH

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
LOOK I WEAR A FANCY SKIRT AND NO UNDER CRACKERS THE BRISK SCOTTISH BREEZE COMBINED WITH THE PERSISTANT DRIZZLE KEEPS IT CLEAN

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
And the Dettol.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Why waste good drinking?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)
I'd like to see you do the Sulphuric Acid challenge

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Lose the anger Jay. #deviantlifestyle

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I am one of the happiest people I know, Doc.
I smiled while thinking of the above post.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
\0/

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
^ conehead

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Up his back passage? Lovely.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
If I ever see that bleating twat father of Aysha King I will smack him.
Doctors in Southampton were trying to "kill" his son apparently. The NHS is flying a cancer specialistn to Spain to advise the King family on their options.

FUCK HIM! If you leave the country you become some other cunt's problem surely?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
It is a bit bonkers how Cameron has a blank cheque for any PR opportunity

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I'm hearing far too much about this case
Yep, I'm brimful of Aysha.

I'll get my coat
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)
C'mon!
Half an hour and nothing for this?
You're all slackers
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)
I just did a lovely poo.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
GeordieJay is a pederast with learning difficulties

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Dozer has a blindingly misplaced sense of self worth and a clowns wardrobe.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
ok, we've exchanged facts, now what?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Its straight down to the fisting
First man elbow deep wins
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Pictures?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
NO FILMS TILL 3RD DATE

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)
Except the brown greasy one covering your forearm.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:07, Reply)
wanna fuck?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
only if you dress up as Sian Williams and wear that mask we discussed

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)
How about Sian Lloyd and a paper bag?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:10, Reply)
No deal.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
xx

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Sorry I haven't been posting all day, chaps.
I've spent most of my afternoon being a fucking know-nothing IT spastic and cleaning up the subsequent mess.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
So wanking then?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Likewise

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This place has been dead on its arse without you, twango

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)
You spent all day cleaning the coffee machine?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)
pthc coffee

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:11, Reply)
PACT

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)
pthc coffee

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:29, Reply)
*googles*

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

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