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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, well well. Someone's a very popular boy today. But time for a change of tack I feel.
I have degrees from and/or have taught at 5 of the top 10 institutions in this list
Which dead end university do you blame for your utter failure in life?
Alt: go fuck yourselves.
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I have degrees from and/or have taught at 5 of the top 10 institutions in this list
Which dead end university do you blame for your utter failure in life?
Alt: go fuck yourselves.
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Children don't go to university einstein.
And who said I work in education.
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And who said I work in education.
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You understand 'taught' is past tense right?
You massive bag o'shite.
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You massive bag o'shite.
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All the excellent work peej did went down with b3tards, thank goodness for google
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Bearpookie thought it was good he left b3ta forever. Always the good sign of a good picture that.
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I don't know where the original is, *someone* used to post links to it before he flounced
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I enjoy his coquettish sideways glance.
It's like I'm the only woman in the world to him!
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It's like I'm the only woman in the world to him!
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Yo ! Not me mate. I'm the only offtopicer who regularly wins at life though, between you, me and the doorpost.
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Manchester Uni. It wuz good.
I still don't know why you're a racist nonce.
Is this yew?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28021485
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I still don't know why you're a racist nonce.
Is this yew?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28021485
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i could live in a cardboard box in the middle of a motorway and i'd still be a WINNER
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Sadly not. Our chinoed friend has managed a half share in a one bed, which is worse than half a flat really thinking about it.
Mater and Pater had better hurry up and die so he can get his grabbing paws onto some spondulix.
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Mater and Pater had better hurry up and die so he can get his grabbing paws onto some spondulix.
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Oh that's a shame, I always tried to talk to him 'on a level' but if he isn't the sole owner of any property, well, I think we know what we think about that.
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I'm afraid he's a charlatan, a little lord fauntleroy without his silver spoon, a henry without his hooray. Of course he talks a good fight as you'd expect, but that popped polo isn't hackett, no it's ben sherman from southamptons tk maxx.
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Even that will have to be shared with two siblings
And his folks aren't stupid - they'll probably bequeath his share straight to the grandkids, so he can't do anything daft with it.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
And his folks aren't stupid - they'll probably bequeath his share straight to the grandkids, so he can't do anything daft with it.
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If his folks aren't stupid how did he end up as thick as two short planks?
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I can't see any of those pics can someone gaz me an audio description or summat?
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I used some mad it skillz to figure it out but thanks anyway tango
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Bear Pookie
Bear Pookie
Bear Pookie
Bear Pookie
Bear Pookie
BEAR POOKIE
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Mine was lovely
Based on past disappointments I'm not going to refold the peel so it looks like it hasn't been eaten then go to eat it again later and be all #sadnotangerineman
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Based on past disappointments I'm not going to refold the peel so it looks like it hasn't been eaten then go to eat it again later and be all #sadnotangerineman
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to fuck children
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to fuck children
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No they don't.
Different phonetics. Rhyming's phonetic.
Fucking six-toed, cloth-eared hillbilly.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Different phonetics. Rhyming's phonetic.
Fucking six-toed, cloth-eared hillbilly.
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So "of men" is fine but "children" isn't? Both being 2 syllables and all that jazz?
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Depends, i rarely hear any one say chy-ul-dren surely every one says chil-dren these days?
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I......smell........Chil:der:en!!!
On the end of Baggenfock's cock!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
On the end of Baggenfock's cock!
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backwards 3 versus upside down e, mate.
You don't know nuffin.
And syllable counting is relevant to metre, not rhyming.
Christ.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
You don't know nuffin.
And syllable counting is relevant to metre, not rhyming.
Christ.
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They rhyme better than when KT Tunstall rhymes calm with palm and say palm all funny
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Calm and palm are both pronounced ca:m or pa:m in standard English.
Can't speak for yokels or shit singers, mind.
Phonetically identical.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Can't speak for yokels or shit singers, mind.
Phonetically identical.
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Its not that they don't rhyme, its that she makes them sound like they shouldn't by saying them funny
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Shut up and listen, I'm being serious now.
I'm trying to teach you something useful.
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I'm trying to teach you something useful.
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Look, I can Rhyme Chil:dren with "The:Glen" if I fucking want too! What are you, the b3ta police!
Honey still isn't bee poo!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Honey still isn't bee poo!
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Your metre's fine, your rhyming isn't.
STOP CONFUSING METRE WITH RHYME
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STOP CONFUSING METRE WITH RHYME
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
why don't they rhyme. dren and glen rhyme and its how I say it so ands off my yokell traditions!
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The difference is that not knowing the difference makes you a cunt and knowing the difference makes you not a cunt.
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meter is pretty much the rhythm, it describes the syllable count
You know, like 'iambic pentameter'.
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You know, like 'iambic pentameter'.
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Do you think for a second that I went to gay poetry college for gay poets?
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Perhaps if you had gone to gay college for gay poets
you wouldn't sound like such a cunt when you try to write a poem.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
you wouldn't sound like such a cunt when you try to write a poem.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Better a cunt than a gay poet! My old bass player was a gay poet. What a cunt!
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Surely there is some real skill in making them rhyme when they shouldn't officially. I applaud this linguistic progress.
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Either something rhymes or it doesn't.
You don't have to make it rhyme, but he was clearly trying to and cocked it up. I'm just trying to help, man!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)
You don't have to make it rhyme, but he was clearly trying to and cocked it up. I'm just trying to help, man!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)
All words that end with en rhyme.
Try it. ben, dren, pen, horse, ken when,
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Try it. ben, dren, pen, horse, ken when,
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
"the glen" and "Children" are perfectly acceptable in my awesome rhyme and if you don't like it then I dare you to do better
But be warned! We're rhyming for pinks!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)
But be warned! We're rhyming for pinks!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Alright Krilliam Shakespeare, time to move on from your archaic use of English rhyme, we have rappers now, things have changed.
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How about this one!
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to Chill da wren
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Baggenfock Baggenfock
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to Chill da wren
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I have no complaints here beyond the execrable use of "street jive".
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I liked it for its referencing of the old mummers tradition of hunting the wren
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wren_Day
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wren_Day
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Oddly enough, neither of the universities I attended are on that list.
That's probably why I'm such an epic failure in life.
Alt: No thanks. I'd probably just put my back out.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
That's probably why I'm such an epic failure in life.
Alt: No thanks. I'd probably just put my back out.
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In a hilarious* twist of fate I attended Sunderland University whilst also working at Newcastle University
* yes, really
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* yes, really
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The only good thing that came from my postgrad experience
is that I now have a decent chance of supporting a team on University Challenge.
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is that I now have a decent chance of supporting a team on University Challenge.
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So I see
If you aren't careful, accusations of lolupset will be along soon
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If you aren't careful, accusations of lolupset will be along soon
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Your the one biting repeatedly
It was only a stupid RHYME about Baggenfuck
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It was only a stupid RHYME about Baggenfuck
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I don't want to be better if it means saying Children differently
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Yeah, I know. Couldn't think of any famous (alive) stutterers. Never mind.
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Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Morris Minor
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
it's this lack of effort that comes through so clearly in your posts and drives other posters to call you a boring necrononce
a little effort can go a long way
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a little effort can go a long way
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Bruce Willis is a stutterer according to wikipedia
Which is ironic, given his belittling of Jeremy Irons' character in that topical Die Hard sequel.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Which is ironic, given his belittling of Jeremy Irons' character in that topical Die Hard sequel.
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Roger Daltrey
He proper fucked up singing M M M M My G G Generation
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He proper fucked up singing M M M M My G G Generation
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Sorry kids! Times up. I have to leave this awesome RHYMING Baggenfock thread to go home
Because work is over!
Love you all!\
xxxxxxx
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Because work is over!
Love you all!\
xxxxxxx
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
It was a bit of fun in an otherwise dreary afternoon.
I do like an opportunity to get impotently angry without consequences.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I do like an opportunity to get impotently angry without consequences.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Because there's only so many times in a day where you can call somebody an ignorant halfwit before they get a bit sniffy.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)
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This is how you tune a car Kroney
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGUyIOGVa0M
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGUyIOGVa0M
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It's also not as good as the Jag-engined Transit that was also on Top Gear a number of years ago.
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Like the sweet giddy thrill of anonimously telling a stranger that you hope they die in a car accident.
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