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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Christ that was dull.Whiskey Chat?
allt: just been for a shit. When are YOU going for a shit?
altalt: pricks
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:34,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Are the opiates making you constipated?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:37,
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Is is the vegetarian diet, living in Coventry or being a fucking hippy that's dulling your reading comprehension?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:46,
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Why, what is wrong with my reading comprehension?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:52,
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That whole 'are you constipated' thing when I just said I'd been for a poo.That was positively Swipe-esque.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:53,
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Swipe takes a lot more interest in people's shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:57,
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Who was the vacuous internet attention seeker that Bert always claimed he'd fucked that was into scat play?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:59,
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Ah yes, her of the vectored tits.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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Meanwhile, there's bad news for Monty.www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/bigotry-not-a-legitimate-thing-to-be-proud-of-2015021995521
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:58,
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I literally just had one. Absolutely perfect - 10/10: I must have been on the toilet a total of 10 seconds. Slipped out like a solid gold sovereign from a velvet bag. Nothing NOTHING on the paper after a single wipe.
True story.
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Your life isn't going to get any better than this, you may as well end it all now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:44,
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Mine was like when the lid is taken off a box of racing pigeons. I covered most of the inside of the disabled toilet.
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^icing the chocolate log for Christmas(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:00,
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I need a pooIts been brewing for an hour or so. I'm going to see how long I can last before I go and drop.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:54,
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Never knew Brenda made whisky.#lacist
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:01,
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I think you should slope off and have a think about what you've done.(, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Macallan is my current favourite, lovely stuff.Just handed in my notice, woo!
Alt: As soon as the cleaner is finished with the toilet.
AltAlt: Yep.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:07,
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You won't be able to fuck around on here in your new job!Fat prick.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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Oh man, will the new job pay enough for you to be able to upgrade to Pay Day Bottles?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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Hopefully he will earn enough to stop nicking sweets at the Cinema.(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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mani could just eat a nice bit of pick'n'mix right now.
best pick'n'mix? imma say it should contain foam bananas/shrimps, cubes of fudge, chocolate covered nuts, blacks'n'rasps, lemon or toffee bonbons, jelly beans and those fudgey chocolate rice crispy things.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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oh and a fucking massive jelly cola bottle or dolphin or snake(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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Fried eggsor the little hearts from StarMix
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:43,
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the hearts are the best bit about a starmixbut who goes for starmix when you can have tangfastics?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:46,
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correcttasty tasty jelly sweets
besides, i'm not really veggie. i eat fish, sometimes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:13,
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So, what you actually are is a 'fussy eater'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:59,
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b3ta.com/questions/conned/post95230
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:41,
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I had a 17 year old Glenlivet the other dayCask Strength Edition 55.7% It was very nice.
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:13,
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you can get a 17 year old mixed up on much cheaper drugs than coke(, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:18, Reply)
I find Trichloroethane to be plentiful and effective. Not to mention very keenly priced. (, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)
I like my Trichloroethane like my women, 1.1.2 years old and huffed through a rag(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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There's nothing better than young minge huffed through a jean fly. (, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Yes but the joke would be even worse if it wereI like my whiskey like my women, 12 years old and mixed up with Meth
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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I have a bottle of Strathisla, which is one of the smoothest I've ever hadto go with the 3 others I got at Xmas. Cabinet is nicely full and father's day is not so far off.. .
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I was just accidentally copied in on a work email about me, slagging me off.Only I don't think it was accidental.
Pfft.
I'm enjoying Bowmore and Finlaggen at the moment. I keep my Lagavulin for special.
Fortnum & Mason's Fine Scotch Single Malt Whisky is surprisingly acceptable, I think.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:34,
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what did they say about you?boring work stuff or good juicy stuff?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:37,
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It was about my excellent choice of cologne.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:07,
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he works in IT but he DOESN'T smell of BO, i just don't understand it...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:12,
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It's because I have an OCD cleanliness issue.I sometimes rub myself raw.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:39,
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Some of it was personal, but all business-related, and very badly-informed - so "he hasn't done this, this or this"(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:08,
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I'd addressed it and discussed it with my boss.They hadn't been done, but that was due to X Y and Z (beyond our control).
It was pretty ill-informed stuff, which was enlightening as to what the MO of the person is.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:39,
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Shut UP they were NOT!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:07,
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Don't overlook Kilchoman...They're capable of producing stuff that tastes a decade older than it actually is.
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They make nice soy sauce too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:04,
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Not familiar with them.I will certainly give it a try though.
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:25,
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where did the leathery pheasant thing come from?this?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2127131
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:54,
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You. you started it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:56,
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no whiskey chat.Alt: come on badger, this is below you.
Altalt: it's like Frank is here with us.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:55,
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Potential racist chelsea fan was a vocal UKIP supporterwho would have thought it?
www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/feb/19/chelsea-fan-in-paris-metro-video-posed-in-picture-with-nigel-farage
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what's the news?cornwall in "days behind the rest of us" shocker?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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If Cornwall is so shit why isn't your second home in the North?(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:31,
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it iscornwall's like my 6th or something, i lost count when i ran out of fingers (you'd have been alright though lololol)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:35,
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You have less than 6 fingers?What happened? Accident with a firework? I know you northern types like to lob them around the street for the 4 weeks before and after the 5th November.
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:40,
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Both the North and Cornish countrysides are beautifulHowver you'd have to be far enough away from the inbred, boss-eyed, knuckle dragging locals to make it worthwhile.
I'd rather stay in the Weald, overall.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:42,
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Just for the record, PJ, I have the correct number of fingers and toesspeaking, as I am, as a genetically diverse Surreyman.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:47,
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Poor Swipe can only count to six because she has lost her other digits in some unknown accident.(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:58,
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I like Cornwall and I like you. Can I come and live with you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:44,
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Maybe, and I have a whole house which is probably around 4 times bigger than a half flat so plenty of room for us all!(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:00,
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I can't fucking wait! The rest of our lives start here!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:01,
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My recent picks have been Laguvelin, Caol Ila and Laphroaig.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:27,
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Cant look beyond, Bells, Grants and Teachers for proper quality stuff(, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)
I know you're both taking the piss, but for blends, J&B is alright.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:33,
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Monkey Shoulder is a cracking blend£22 in Sainsbury at the mo, too
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A decent blend is better than a shit single maltThere seems to be a trend for supermarkets selling single malts that are only really good enough to be used in a blend.
Uninteresting fact. Tesco Own Brand whiskey is blended by Master Blender Richard Patterson
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:39,
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My missus got me a Chivas regal for our wedding aniversary a while back because it was in tin, it was fucking horrible that bad I couldn't drink it
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nakedape (rip) calling dozer a whiskeywog was one of his finest moments(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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Whisky chat, eh?Ardbeg or Balvenie for a drinker, Lagavulin or Oban for specialsies.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:38,
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For me it depends what else you've had to drink the same nightAlways like it on its own, but after other stuff sometimes it seems odd.
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If we're out, the Doris will often buy me an Oban.She's good like that.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:41,
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Theoban was lovely.It was a shame he died.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:41,
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I'd forgotten about Oban and Aberlour.I've been an expat for too long.
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:54,
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Had an Auchentoshan 3 wood pre-dinner at Hawksmoor last nightlush.
alt: Pooped out a massive quantity of red meat this morning just before leaving for work. No blood. \o/
altalt: hedgehogs
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:51,
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I might perform Seppuku for my office lateras a closer for the day
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:02,
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I once went to an old house in japan that had a room created specially for seppuku. Hardcore.
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