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Dead on its arse.Alright.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:30,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Luckily we have a dedicated team of doctors and nurses who are prepared to keep reviving it and prolong its death(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:37,
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I inherited my Great Grandfathers Bayonet knife a couple of years ago. I WWII Era and still razor sharp I decided to look it up and discovered its not British. Its a German K98 Dress Bayonet. Reckon Monty will give me a fiver for it?
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Peej, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:42,
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He'll buy it off you. Then decapitate you with with it, claim his money back and the police will do NOTHING.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:46,
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Your great-grandfather?Has every generation in your family reproduced in their teens, or is my maths off this morning?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:49,
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My wifes, mums, brother was married her dads cousin.Literally no incest at all but her cousin is also her second cousin once removed
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Peej, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:09,
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His Great Grandfather could have been old(ish) during the WW2 You could easily be a career solider and fight in both WW's
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My Great Grandfather was not that old during WWIIhis maths is out. He probably thinks I am older than I am
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Peej, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:55,
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Your mum is about the same age as Lea Thompson(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:07,
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My mum is 51 my gran 73 and my great grandad dead.My Gran was born during WWII and her father was a Soldier.
HTH
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Peej, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:54,
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Well this all seems to check out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:03,
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I knew she was a little younger than Monty.What are you now? 30ish?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:05,
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Don't know what that is, soz.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:54,
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^has the same job as Em*ee's partner.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:37,
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due to his medical training he knows the correct expression is 'extremely obese'(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:54,
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you were wrong about hammersmith these days, btwking street will always be a shithole, but there's some really nice refurbed pubs just off the main streets if you know where to look.
only... don't encourage the wrong sort of person to hang around them, pleeease?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:18,
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As the cars fly up King Street, it's enough to startle us(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:20,
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anything flying up king street would be enough to startle anyoneit's like a fucking car park at the best of times*
* those times being when you are nowhere near it, ghastly den of t k maxx and peacocks that it is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:23,
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I didn't realise they were remaking Uncle Buck:www.imdb.com/title/tt4424758/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2
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$$ ✅, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:23,
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And Enter The Dragon(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:43,
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And Scarface, again.(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:45,
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I'm guessing you all know about the Ghostbusters remakebeing big film fans and all
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:46,
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"TV adaptation" you blithering mong(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:43,
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hello team.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:31,
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it's busy busy up here. I didn't even get a tea break yet.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:12,
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Someone has brought in disappointing cakes to go with our mid-morning tea today.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:16,
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I am currently "manning a hole"It sounds right queer but it's basically standing around and telling people not to fall in the hole.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:18,
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Cor I'd 'man' your 'hole', if you know what I mean!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:21,
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I do, and I like it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:22,
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keyword: hole(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:20,
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you mean there's no hash in them?someone has brought in massive boxes of cadbury's creme eggs for us. not sure how i feel about this. on the one hand, free creme egg.
on the other hand, cadbury's fucking around with the recipe, boycott, blah blah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:22,
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I still don't really like this part of the site.Can't everyone just head back over to /talk, and *bum* each other?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:48,
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What is it that troubles you, MoMu?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:50,
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That he's the only one who likes *mvee, I think.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:55,
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Talk has an "open thread" feel, whereas Off Topic is a series of closed threads, and so it doesn't flow nicely.Also, being President of the Emvee fanclub is a lonely position, what with me being the only member.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07,
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You should start a new thread about this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:10,
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If I did, I'd probably post it on /talk, where no one would read it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:14,
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I had a look but I don't think it's going to work out(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:51,
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Your approach was quite negative though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:55,
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But I was polite about it(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:01,
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I just made a most unbecoming snorting sound when I looked up your sigLuckily no one was around to hear it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:58,
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I think you made your point.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07,
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Cranley Gardens?Did you two meet in the bushes there or something?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:02,
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It was down by the Cranley Gardens, my love and I did meet.She crossed the Cranley Gardens with little snow-white feet.
She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree,
But I was young and foolish, and with her did not agree.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:06,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:25,
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Surely Cranley Mews would be funnier(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:48,
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Well he seems popular(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:17,
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you need to say it in a rage filled voice whilst brandishing an impotent fist at the ceilingCRAAAAAAAAAAAANLEEEEEEEEY.
that's the cranley spirit of OT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:19,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:21,
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Nonsense, meaty.You and I are firm besties!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:08,
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i know m8 i didn't mean it, you're the best poster(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:08,
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please tell me there are pictures? please?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:13,
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no-ped or no pedand i'd have given you credit for this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:20,
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Your reading comprehension issues are not my concern.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:22,
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You have consistently proven yourself to be more sophisticated, erudite and perspicacious than rachelswipe.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:33,
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An achievement up there with 'not being quite as much of a prick as Legless' in the difficulty stakes.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:34,
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did he die?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:16,
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silly oaf.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:22,
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pat him on the headthat'll help with the pride
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:24,
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one minute all was well, next minute I was on the deck. death traps. that said, not the first time I have stacked one.
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aren't you a bit too tall for a moped? your knees must have been by your helmet (oo-er)or do they come in different heights?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:26,
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hmmmmand you stacked it backwards?
this is starting to make sense...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:36,
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You should have put your foot down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:48,
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Narrow tyres and high centre of gravity on a semi-fluid medium?*derisive snort*
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Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:49,
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Well, the mountains were there just minding their own business.Totally innocent victims. If the plane didn't want to hit them, it probably should have been flying higher.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:01,
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They are.That's why you want to be flying over them, not through them.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:07,
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Yep, and on a midweek flight.I got an A380 once, the landing terrified me the crosswind made it almost land diagonally and you can look at wing and landing gear cams from the little TVs.
Hopefully they are close enough for people to find the crash site quickly.
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The landing gear is very strongA 747 is designed to be able to land at up to 45 degrees relative to the direction of travel, cos if you try and turn one that close to the ground the outermost engine will hit the floor.
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Any idea on where it was coming from/going to? Nothing on the news yet. (, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
let's hope the in flight movie was Alive.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:10,
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