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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Missing passengers, missing threads
what are you missing? what have you lost lately?
What have you done for me lately?

OOOOoooooooOOOOOOO YEAH!

alt. lunch/sheds/cable chat
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:53, 262 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I am going for dinner.
I'll miss the rest of your working day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:55, Reply)
yeah? well it was me that clipped the brakes on your moped.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:57, Reply)
I just got free tickets to see Stewart Lee.
That's cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)
I really like Stewart Lee.
Watch how many people reply to you saying he's shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)
I like him too

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)
We must both have terrible taste.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
I, for one, wasn't aware of just how terrible my taste was till I started coming here

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
I've been eating lunch wrong and not caring about vinyl enough all my life.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
you genuinely do have terrible taste though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
That means so much coming from you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:11, Reply)
tell me again why mass popularity equates to creative worth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
My point being the only way to measure some contents worth it in anyway objectively
is by mass popularity, anything else is entirely subjective to the point that it is useless to rank it's worth.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
SPASTIC^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
wrong, wrong, spectacularly and spastically wrong.
You are genuinely saying that Fifty Shades of Grey is a better novel than, say, Heart of Darkness?

You fucking stupid prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
I'm saying it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what people on average think.
I imagine that more people have enjoyed reading that trash than have enjoyed reading Heart of Darkness. I also think that a smart persons enjoyment isn't fundamentally worth more than a horny housewifes enjoyment.

A proper counter argument would be that sales don't necessarily link with enjoyment. Also metacritic style review aggregators are probably a better measure than pure sales. But if you just want to call me a spastic rather than trying to form a decent argument go ahead.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
wot you just typed up there isn't by any stretch of the imagination, a decent argument
Run along now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
*what

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
well spotted, Captain Dyslexia

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
I certainly managed to bang out more man fluid to Heart of Darkness

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Nah, the best way is to ask respected barometers of cool, like me or McBeef.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This falls down because the collective british public lap absolute shite up with a spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Or a fork.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Funny that the spork isn't more commonly used, it is the ideal piece of cutlery, given the average needs of the people

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
I'd be happy if they bought back the trough.
Maybe they could swap them for serving chips in plant pots and things on miniature picnic benches.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
I just eat microwave meals for one straight out the container with a plastic spoon and chuck the lot away after

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
Fray bentos pie, with just a teatowel stopping it from burning your lap.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
You can heat them up? Well I never.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
no no, the X Factor is a triumph of artistry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
That's like saying the Ford focus is a shit supercar.
It's not designed to be artistic, it's designed to be an entertaining saturday night show that makes a fuck load of money. It does that well. Hell people pay to vote, buy the albums, and advertisers pay through the nose for slots.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
I suggest that everybody click this
So that Chimpy's dismissal of the entire history of cultural criticism and most of the humanities, in favour of replacing with the bestsellers charts and the iTunes downloads chart is recorded for posterity.

Breaking news: Charles Rennie Mackintosh 'shit compared to Barratt Homes'!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
I've done my bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
The film of heart of darkness only got 2 stars on imdb so the book must be shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
apocalypse now only got two stars?
It MUST be shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
I'd like to know how "creative worth" could be measured.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
You don't get how dozer argues, he doesn't offer any alternatives or counter any specific points, that would open himself up to criticism
He just gets upset and calls you stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
And me.
I nearly ventured down to Dundee to see him, but didn't because my mate bottled it because he's a fucking melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)
yeah I like his stuff.
My brother is doing the sound for his stint here in ox, so we've got a free box. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)
your mums got a free box

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
I don't understand why you're bullying me today, but if it doesn't stop, I'm gazing a mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Oh sorry m8, I keep confusing you with Baggenfock

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:11, Reply)
that's too far man, that hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
I'm not sorry because it's only banter and on the internet it's fine to be vile to people you like

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever visit this site. So long B3ta, thanks for the laughs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Is this guy bothering you Windy?
Just give the word m8
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
you got nuthin' on me, narc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
Just watch your step buddy

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)
i knew it, you ain't got shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)
Just not in a banning mood today

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
loser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)
i totes changed it back you mod cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
*marks card*

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
you're supposed to put [MOD EDIT] i'm tweetin' rob about this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2485629
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
SCORE!
Can't say I've seen his stand up. What's his angle?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
You wouldn't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
I think you underestimate me, Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)
I think you misunderstood my answer to your question, Jaygles

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
GAYGLES more like!!!!
No... wait.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)
being an angry sarcastic cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPapltn3tTg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOwDtx1c084
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:06, Reply)
Dunno what to have for lunch.
Can't go out as I'm waiting for a delivery. So probably a banana and some toast.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)
lol povvo larder.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)

lol pov hard 2:
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)

h l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
I've lost the paper part of my driving licence
In all the time I've been driving I've never used it so there's bound to be a need for it in the near future now.

I haven't done anything for you lately so I'll send you some positive vibes or something. Okay?

Alt: Lunch is a tuna sandwich, apple, orange, yoghurt and some raisins. Exciting stuff, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Alright CQ

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
You're doing this on purpose now
I mean, Oh haha yer! Good ol "CQ", you got me there and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
How do you know who he is if you're newish..?
*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)
Um, that's the point I was making GJ

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:06, Reply)
I'm guessing he was a fan of tuna sandwiches or something

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:26, Reply)
I fucking hate tuna.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
More of a sausage fan eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:30, Reply)
Yes, ignoring your inuendo, anyone who prefers Tuna to sausages is a fucking spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
Or a shark.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
a shark doesn't really have ample time to taste sausage.
There may be a gap in the market here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
Plus they find the grill a bit tricky

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
he was just dull.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)
uh-oh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:06, Reply)
you've jinxed it now.
It's mainly for ID and such Im assuming.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)
Really?
I doubt most of their fans are old enough to drive
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)
its more for a physical record of any convictions (speeding no insurance etc)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)
You don't need it anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
you do and without it it costs more to renew

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
alright bent jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Good afternoon Pansexual Doz One

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
I miss Nakers.
I asked you how your date went yesterday but you ignored me.

Alt: My boss asked me if I had an HDMI cable with me today. I didn't.

C H E E R S
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Did you?
Sorry, I was a fleeting visitor yesterday.
It was 'alright' but I won't be having a second one. It's fine though Im chatting to a few others.

Im a right picky bastard.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
I hope you find happiness and someone to make you complete

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)
I strive to be like you and swiples one day

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
You'd better start the hair implants then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Is she really as hairy as they say?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:46, Reply)
She's hairier than Jason, but then so is a chemotherapy patient

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
Im hairy nuff

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Being picky is a good thing, old chum.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)
Cable chat is desolate without him

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Remember when Jez made that bad prodigy ripoff 'outrageous'?
Well it seems it's gone full-circle and the prodigy have ripped it off.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUHZnbWoyo
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
n

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
Who's Jez?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)
I omitted 'from peep show' by mistake.
I've still got the choke out.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)
still no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Come on Winders
You Know Jez from Peep Show, GOD everyone knows Jez from Peep Show tut
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Yeah, he's the one that was that bloke from Mitchell and Webb.
Or the other bloke from Mitchell and Webb. I can never remember which.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Don't care... it's not my job to explain everything to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
I don't think I'm alone in not understanding

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Maybe you should spend less time being a grass and more time capturing the zeitgeist or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
maybe I will.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)
I know Jez from Peep Show.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
this is why you're TBOH

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I did not expect this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32031781
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
I quite like this trend of sending our pricks over to the us.
Perhaps Teresa May could revoke their passports before they decide to come back?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
With any luck, they'll keep the smug twat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
They like Piers Morgan too. Nuff said.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
I don't think they actually do any more.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
He dissed guns and now they're all upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Guns dunt kill Piers, hackers do

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the will to live?
lots of things, i brighten up your online experience just by being here.

alt: got a training session over lunch, on the enforceability of guarantees, so will be sandwiches and crisps. i will end up turning my nose up at all of it and going somewhere else when it finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Lunch-time training sessions are an absolute gyp. I refuse to take part in them.
By 'refuse' I obviously mean 'recoup the lost time by doing fuck-all at my desk for an hour afterwards'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)
My fucking marbles
I keep forgetting things. Got £20 out of cash machine to leave in the house for the cleaner. Opened wallet at work - £20

FUCK

Alt:
MASSIVE beef sarnie with loads of English mustard on, packet of Worcesterereerershireire sauce crisps and a can of proper Coke
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That reminds me, I need to get some dosh out for the mrs
to pay for my Kew renewal

/middle-aged.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
are you enjoying that cooking at Kew thing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Yes.
Raymond Blanc is good viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
he's a very likeable man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

good viewing my uncle
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
20 quid for a bit spruce up of your house?
Is it one of them ethnics?
She's going hungry today then.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
She works like a crazy woman.
Its like she's on 78 when we are on 33

#vinyl
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and she still doesn't get paid :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Not this week, no

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I'm tempted to get me one of these 'cleaners'.
I'll be able to blag an afternoon working from home as well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Cleaners are great
Fuck that hoovering and polishing shit
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new bjork album out
We won't know if it's any good until the sales stats come in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
yeah that was like ages ago.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
I bought the last one and still haven't gotten round to listening to it yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
you're fucking up my system.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
OK "Fred Durst"

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lol

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
Alt, it's National No Meat week, and also National butchers' week. I'll have a burger and salad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
I cooked a massive silverside joint on Sunday
So thats lunch for most of this week too
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I don't generally cook roast beef any more, seems to be a bit pricey compared to other "joints"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
£13 for a beef joint to feed 5 with enough left over to make sarnies for 3 days is fairly good value, I though

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All roast meats are generally a good buy.
but when you can get a rolled pork joint or a chicken for ~£6 I generally go for them. Plus crackling/chicken stock bonuses from those.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
Not had pork for ages
#married
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#igetamanintodothejobforme

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Not from the butcher.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
I don't like going to butchers, they're a bit working class for me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Get your butler to go

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Ours is ace. Best sausages ever.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
How many do they sell.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
However many one politely requests. I'd rather not get specific, in case sausagegate kicks off again.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
So 2 possible 3 types then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Just shy of

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Why be shy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
*flashes tits*

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do the sex laydee??

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
£5 boss

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Got change?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
YAAFI
Plebs don't go to butchers anymore they buy all their food pre-packaged
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
It's the plebs that work there that are the problem.
If you like to be called "matey" by salt of the earth folks in stupid hats go ahead.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Skilled artisans you mean
I challenge you to crown a beef rib
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
I "crowned" Mcbeef only the other day

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you created a circle of ribs from his head

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
I was tempted to go to burger king for me lunch; deffo going now.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
I dunt like Burger King

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I dunt like you

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
I have the death sentence on twelve systems

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My friend doesnt like you either

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Thanks
FRIEND
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:((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
dickhead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)
It's national puppy day too. what the fuck is wrong with the world?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
Puppies are great.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Wanna see some?

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*opens car door*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
No real pictures of tangles

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They are ok as a starter
but for a main course you need something a bit more filling
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Something about YM refusing to have a no meat week

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Face like a butchers dog

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Like a bulldog licking cum off a nettle.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
...keep.....

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....going......

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like she's been bobbing for apples in a chip pan

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Like someone set fire to her face and put it out with an axe

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teeth like a burnt out fusebox

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Teeth like dustbins
One in every yard
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If beauty is skin deep, she's inside out.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
haha!
I like that one
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