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I stole clendrix's sign.
It's a bit sweary, and I like that.

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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:03, 376 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Good morning, Lustful one
How are you today? I was out last night and didn't get as much sleep as I've had liked but other than that I'm fine.

Except for the fish bone stuck in my throat.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:15, Reply)

Not at all Al
If only!

I was in fact at home in bed alone once I got back.

Although some of the text messages I was getting kept me awake for a while :)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:22, Reply)

Morning K2 and Al
I went to my friend's flat last night and sat about in my monkey pyjamas while I smoked a fattyboombatty, made a coaster out of hammer beads, did a jigsaw puzzle and watched footloose.
Kevin Bacon angry dancing FTW!

Both well this morning, apart from being a bit sleepy?
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:23, Reply)

Morning all
I'm feeling dead on my feet because of a distinct lack of decent sleep this week. I'm not sure I can get my mind to function today. Still, got the day off tomorrow! Woo!
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:25, Reply)

I had fish and chips
late last night in Glasgow after finishing the gig. But there was a bone in the fish and it's wedged itself at the back of my throat, which is causing me a bit of bother. I tried dislodging it with my finger and my toothbrush but it's still there, although not irritating me as much now.

Any hints for getting rid of it, other than going to hospital?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:28, Reply)

K2
My first inclination would be to be "scaled, gutted and deboned by a skilled worker".

That or you could look for a non-wikipedia quoted solution.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:32, Reply)

'ning all
Hope everyone's feeling great on this fine day.

K2k6 - you need to gargle some strong acid. That'll dissolve the bone.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:32, Reply)

Morning lovelies!
I am good good good today. Planning a big project... woo!

K2... have you thought about trying to swallow a line of dental floss, holding on to the end and dragging it back out. It's an odd feeling but it's worked for me in the past. Tie a bowline loop in the end you're going to swallow. It might take a few attempts :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:37, Reply)

Lasso the bone, No3l?
I think I'll try rubberduck's solution instead.

*gets concentrated hydrochloric acid out of cupboard in lab*

*gargles*

Nope, shtill there, but all of my teesh have dissholved now.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:39, Reply)

Mr Nong all
It's a fine morning, and I've got some proof reading to do. Yeah!

K2, you could just try some coke, it's probably strong enough to dissolve fish bone. Or just try coughing a lot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)

Mr. Nong everyone
How are we all this fine morning?

I'm running even later then usual but am feeling much better, nearly cold free finally!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Mr Nong all
I feel dead as fuck due to staying up playing The Force Unleashed until 4am... amazing game but I wish I hadn't got sucked in!

Not sure on fish bone removal methods I'm afraid, and it's too early in the morning to even think of a humorous response.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:50, Reply)

Morning all!
I watched from Dusk Till Dawn last night, then played Left 4 Dead.

They were both really good.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:51, Reply)

Morning you lovely lot.
I have booked my hotel for the Edinbash, but not feeling all that happy today.

Who can cheer me up then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)

I just tried
gargling Irn Bru, but all that did was cause me to choke on the fizz and make a wet mess all over my desk.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)

A wet mess.
You're not meant to spit it back out man, that's a waste!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:54, Reply)

How about this K2k6?
www.choiceful.com/disprod.php?pId=131
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:55, Reply)

A wet mess all over your desk?
I know that feeling :(
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:57, Reply)

Whose beard did
you touch lusty XD
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)

I tried not to spit it out
but it was involuntary, due to the self-preservation response of choking.

The Mr Muscle would work perfectly, I suspect, were it not for the possible side effects including painful death.

Right, I must go and do some work for a bit.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:00, Reply)

I meant
I spilt my cup of tea the other day. Not that I started lady spluffing while looking at pictures on beards on the internet. It's not like I think of beards and start touching myself, nopes, never.
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)

K2
You could just use a pair of pliers and a blow-torch.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)

*strokes beard in a sensual manner*
*continues stroking*

:edit: K2, why don't you hire a very very small person to crawl down your throat and retrieve the bone. You could give him a hard hat with a light on and everything!
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:02, Reply)

Pritt Stick is meant
to help with sore throats. The veracity of that claim has not been substantiated by myself though.

Lusty. Beards. Nom.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, Reply)

@ Lusty
Well, I hope you like my Winter plumage!

*strokes ruminatively*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:05, Reply)

Nong, bitches.
Be careful, I'm in a typical morning-mood.

Also, the delightful warmfuzzyfeeling has asked me to say:
"Tell all the b3tans I miss them :("

She's gonna be away for a while.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:06, Reply)

Lusty
I keep reading your sig and expecting it to take the form of "is in your ing your beards"
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:07, Reply)

Ning all
I've caught something and feel crap :(

Surprisingly not hungover though. *mini glees*

I dunno why I came to work
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:08, Reply)

Badger
It was the bucket you caught last night!

Naughty!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:09, Reply)

The bucket
made me take it!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:10, Reply)

@ Badger
Your *glees* text made me giggle last night!

Yay for condiment thievage!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:10, Reply)

BK
You got that text too?
*laughs*

I got it on the way to work, when my phone picked up signal.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:11, Reply)

It talked to you did it?
*hugs*

It's genius anyway, never have I known anybody to steal a bucket, and condiments from a pub. ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)

I was quite proud
I may have texted a few people..
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:13, Reply)

How
Did you manage to get it out without being seen?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:14, Reply)

Morning all
Well, Small Claims Court went better than I'd hoped. Ex Landlord was asking for 3 grand, Judge ruled that we owe no more than 900 quid, half of which was skip hire, the rest being rubbish removal (damn former housemates leaving crap) and minor repairs.

So, a result for us, the landlord stormed out after the verdict. The landlord has threatened further claims though, but I think we've covered everything already.

In other news, Left 4 Dead is awesome.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:16, Reply)

Dok
I smuggled it out under my coat and drunken bravado!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:18, Reply)

I once stole wooden salt and pepper mills from a wedding.
In my ~~best~~ only suit. It was fun getting all the condiment out of my pockets. I'm pretty sure that's the night I wrote 'monkeyspunkers' in the hotel guestbook too.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Badger
That is just AWESOME!

Lab, great news, but damn your ex-housemates for leaving crap!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Dok
Aye, there were some circumstances as to why stuff was left, but they did leave moving out til the last minute.

Mind you, the charges the Landlord was claiming for were ridiculous! £50 to clean cobwebs?! What helped us was the evidence that the Landlord produced. Half of the 'receipts' for work done were actually invoices from a company he uses, that hires workers for him. No receipts from the workers themselves, just this middle company. That his wife runs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:25, Reply)

I'm still sad
you couldn't yell OBJECTION!, Lab.

Oh EP and Em send their love by the way :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)

Hi Miss crenne
*hugs*

Lab, that's a good one. Did he really think he could win with shit like that?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)

Hello Ancrenne :)
Dok, he was a bully, trying to gouge money out of us with immediate threats of court action unless we paid within 14 days. He didn't even produce a breakdown of costs, or receipts, in his first demand. He also went to my friend's place of work and threw a fit at him.

We were determined to fight the case to the death if necessary, and we've since heard it may not be the first time he's acted in this way.

To summarise, he's a prime fillet of cunt.

TGB, thanks for the love from EP and M!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:31, Reply)

Hey Ancrenne
I feel yucky. I would go home but I've fucked my ankle up and don't fancy hobbling home *cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Morning all!
God I'm still feeling very rough!

Any suggestions for a persistent cough?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)

bollocks
70 people have applied for the crem job. I think I should abandon hope for that one! *cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)

TGB
Kill the other 69, as then you'll have the job AND a place to dispose of the bodies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:38, Reply)

Ancrenne
Hit refresh, do some work, then come back. It'll load by then!

Badger, how did you do your ankle in, was it lugging the bucket home?

OK who wants coffee and cake?

EDIT Don't give up on it Badger, they'll still be dying to interview you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)

*giggles at 69*
That is true Lab... it's the perfect crime *mwa ah hahahahah*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

Hi Ancrenne!
Obviously spending a few days with Tourette's has had a profound effect on you :)
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Dok
the ankle is not bucket related. I have twisted it somehow :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Ha
Fuckarma :Any suggestions for a persistent cough?
TGB: Bollocks

TGB are you saying that swallowing is good for a persistent cough?
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:43, Reply)

*massages Badgers twisty ankle*
There you go, is it better now?

Nobody wants cake, and I even have a cakey budget today!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)

Yes V
Did you not hear swallowing cures everything?

I read it on the internetz somewhere
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)

Thanks Dok :)
*hugs*

Ooh there was cake!? How did I miss that. Can I have some please?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)

TGB
Perhaps I can help you with your dodgy ankle then. *drops trousers*

There's no need to thank me. I enjoy helping others.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)

What kind of cake?
I have a cakey shop round the corner and a large cakey budget to spend!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)

haha
tea.... tea everywhere
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Dok
I've not had carrot cake in a long long time so that gets my vote.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)

OK V
That's one carrot cake.

Any more for any more?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Dok
Cheesecake please!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

I'll
have a danish pastry please :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

ohhhh carrot cake!
nom nom nom.
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Black pudding please!
*grins*
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Cheesecake.
What kind my baron?

Danish Pastries, check!

EDIT

And another carrot cake for the lusty one.

Kaol, they don't sell Black Pudding, it's a cake shop!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Cake!
May I please have a cinnamon whirly pastry danish thing?

Many thanks, Herr Doktor!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Oooh, not sure
See what they've got and pick the best looking one!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)

Oh :(
That's the best kind of cake though.

I'll have coffee cake then thanks :D
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

OK
I'm of to the cakey shop. I have my list so I don't forget anything.

Be right back!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)

If only
I was going to get a real cake emailed to me. I bet that'll be big business one day - food by email.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)

Kind of like
in Willy Wonka. That would be awesome
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Right
I'm bored with nothing to do and my boss is away so it's sausage sarnie time.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)

I never have
any thing to do. I'm tempted just to go home
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)

I'm back!
And I have lots of;
Danish Pastries,
Carrot Cake,
Coffee Cake,
Chocolate Cheesecake.

Hands out cakey goodness.

No realy I do, my boss asked me to go get cake. Sometimes I like my boss, not often though!

EDIT V & Badger, When I get the teleporter working the next thing is replicators. Should be easy as they work on similar principals!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)

*eats Al's sausage roll when he's not looking*
*food stealing glees*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Al
He asked me to get a small selection. I "mistook" it to mean get a lot!

Help yourself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)

*drools at the cake display*
I'm bloody hungry now. I think a jacket spud for lunch is in order.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)

*noms cake*
*goes back to nomming sausages*

I'm currently entertaining thoughts of going back to university with a view to changing careers to something more suited to my special brain.

It'd require retaking my A-levels and saving up lots of monies. *ponders*
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)

Well
if you can save up and you want to do it then go for it :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)

No drooling on the cakes!
Eat them yes, but no drooling.

EDIT Miss crenn, I sometime damnmy boss as well!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)

TGB
Aye you're right. My problem is determining whether it's "just another idea" or something I really want to do.

I've got a list as long as my arm of things I'd love to do -_-

Mind you it would be awesome if I could get in to Edinburgh and I have loved the limited exposure to software engineering I've had thus far.

Perhaps I should find out what support I can get from the student loans company. I think some funky special rules apply to people who've dropped out before...twice.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Oooh Choclate
Good choice!

*Noms*

I've just been reading a news article about the Centers for Disease Control and keep reading CDC as Crudely Drawn Cock, I need to hang around with you lot a bit less I think!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)

Sorry Al
I can probably regurgitate it if you like?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)

Al it's ok
Swallowing fixes everything and I'm feeling rather altruistic today!

*drops trousers*

:edit: No Bill - They need to hang around with us more.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)

TGB
Have you considered getting help for your kleptomania? :)
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Captain V!
Pull your trousers up this instant!

Where do you think you are a Brighton Beach?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)

@ Ducky
She stole a book on that very subject.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Duckie
I am poor I need to get as much free stuff as possible!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Baron Bill
I met some CDC folk in my last work. They were cocks.

Nothing is coincidental!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Al
Not even on the nudey one?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)

You're making me
want to watch Outbreak now!

I've got it on VHS somewhere I think...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)

*pulls up trousers*
~~*looks for a sheep*~~ *looks sheepish*
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Sam
Read Hot Zone by Richard Preston.

Far better than that crappy film!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Ahh! Thread killer
*Hides*

I think it might be gone now.

*Peeks out*
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

I keep trying to refresh the thread and post
But the fuckwits keep phoning me or coming into the office with their ridiculous 'problems'!

The last one did bring me cake though. *noms*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

It was me this time
Wasn't it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:01, Reply)

Yes it was Dok
Don't worry it happens to the best of us
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)

*sad*
I killed the thread.

*sads more*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)

And the only thing worse than that
is a fuckwit (with cake or not) that thinks they know how to solve their own problems!

The last three 'problems' I've had to fix (this is how mind numbingly boring my job is):

* How do you make the writing red in Excel?
* Can you copy a table from this PDF and print it?
* Why can't I dial in and access my remote computer?

Er, because you shut it down remotely, even though you've been told 4 times in the last week you shouldn't do it, and you won't be able to log onto a computer that's turned off! Not nuclear physics really...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)

hehe
I have probably asked some really stupid IT questions in the past but luckily normally only to my housemate who is aware that I do have sporadic outbursts of stupidity :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Ning

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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:08, Reply)

I just laughed my arse off
At this story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7722420.stm
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Hi Drixy
Everybody asks stupid IT questions sometimes, it's still funny though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)

I just realised I've left my credit card at home
realising this means I've spent money online drunk last night I just checked my emails.

250 quid on games @ play.com

oops!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)

Bill you big spender
spend a little time with meeeeeeeeee
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)

*rescues many small animals from TGB's singing*
*thinks about dropping his trousers*

*thinks better of it and puts small animals into his manpants instead*
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Wow
Anything Good my baron?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Dok
Have you done it again?
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)

I think he has!

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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

He's being a very naughty boy
That Dok.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

I think so
I seem to have ordered:

Little Big Planet
MotorStorm: Pacific Rift
Pro Evo 2009
Resistance 2
the new Prince Of Persia
Need For Speed: Undercover
Guitar Hero: World Tour

I shouldn't be allowed near a computer after drinking!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Lusty?

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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

A work colleague
Has bailed on me. We were going to go and get jacket potatoes together at lunch. Now he's decided to work instead.

I'm wounded.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Lusty
*hugs*

Looks like it doesn't it!

I think I've caught DG's medusa stare from yesterday.

*sad*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Oh...
I want to get jacket potatoes with Labs at lunchtime.
Stupid distance.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)

Drixy
You need my patented teleporter.

Just don't take anything in it with you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Lab,
You should heat a potato in the microwave, 'til it's glowing red hot.
Then smush it into his face.

*waves* Hi clendrix!
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

It's ok Dok.
*cuddles*

Can't stay, sorry people but the temp and I are having one of the best conversations I've ever had about cheese. I don't want her to think I'm being rude by typing away and not talking to her!
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Lab come to Leam and
I'll watch you eat one as I'm going through a stress related food free phrase! :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)

*waves at Kaol*
*giggles*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Kaol
That works! I live with this colleague, so pain and torment are perfectly acceptable.

TGB, you'll cough on me if I come to Leam.

Clendrix, the shop I go to heaps on tons of cheese and beans!! Om nom nom.

Ancrenne, that elicited a huge officelol from me! The colleague gave me weird looks, so I flipped him the bird. We love each other really.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Ancrenne...
I'd buy tickets for that.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Labs...
if I'd ever agreed to have jacket potaoes at lunchtime with you, I would not change my mind.

*adds to Things to Do list*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Clenders
Aww, bless your heart!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:34, Reply)

Mmmm, Jacket Spuds!
I'm getting hungry now with all this food talk. I don't even usually have lunch till about 2 but I think I'll have a nice early one today!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)

All this talk of food
Has reminded me of the nice cake I have to eat in a bit.

But I don't really want it now.

Five hours till my weekend starts though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Howdy chaps!
Bill, I read your new name as Bacon Bill, which forced me to picture the Pork Products Duck.

It lays tin of Spam for eggs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Really?
That must hurt.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

Morning
*checks watch*

Just.

Just a brief hello, I have a midday -1.30 meeting inucting (inducing?) the recent newbies.

I'm trying to think what lies to tell them.

Hope all is well in B3taville
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

Hi Wookie
I'm going to get you for that book you know!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

Hello Scarperoo!
Sober?
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Yay, Bacon Bill!
I like that.

Scarpe - Don't forget to tell them about Dress down Thursday and Naked Friday.
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)

I told you it was the worst book ever written,
it's not my fault if you went and read it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)

How's the palm-blister,
Mr. Scarpe?
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Bacon Bill
is gonna make me hungry...
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)

I'm disappointed.
No one commented on the recordings that I left. Did you find Nurse Ratched's voice to be that terrifying?
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)

Seeing as I have to go to the bank shortly,
it would be exceedingly rude of me to not get Subway on the way back.

Nom.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:46, Reply)

'los
Clen: Clean and...

Bill: Well, duh, of course. I meant lies that I hadn't already circulated in the welcome notes.

Kaol: Um...unpleasant to look at and slightly sore.

Edit: OOh, wookie, Subway. Subway was all I could face to eat on Sunday. And that wasn't until well into the evening.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:46, Reply)

Lol 'Bacon Bill' I almost spat my coffee out!
Scarpe also don't forget 'Wanking Wednesday'!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)

Wookers...
think about your sexy tops!
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)

Hi Loon
I'm saving them for when I get home. I have no sound at work :(

EDIT But Wookie, it challenged me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)

@wellgroomedwookie
Subway!!!!! Can you email me one :( Nearest one to my location is at least 100 miles ;(
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)

Clenderton, Subway has vegetables in.
That makes it healthy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Wookers,
oh absolutely!

*resolves to check Wookers for signs of healthy flatness*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Morning Folks
How are we today?

*hugs everyone*

*flexes at clenders*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:54, Reply)

Yay - it's Beekers!
Can't wait until I get to have that flex for real again!
*hugs*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:56, Reply)

Hi BK
How are you this fine sunny Wednesday?
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:58, Reply)

*enjoys hugs*
Hi Bill,

Not too bad thanks, work's really busy but the days are going quick so all is good!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:02, Reply)

*noms Bill*
mmm bacon-y
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:03, Reply)

*hee hee*
that tickles TGB!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)

TGB
I saw this and thought of you:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/7724190.stm

What are your thoughts? :)

EDIT: Thread killer!
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)

well
that would certainly make my job a hell of a lot easier - but also more confusing.

As for the examples they showed - The Parents Association - NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE, it is an association of parents. The Parents belong to the association, not the other way round (grammatically speaking of course)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

I was watching :)
There has been a lot of discussion recently about the merits of punctuation, grammar and spelling.

Obviously I am all for keeping the apostrophe! There are pretty clear cut rules about using them, yes sometimes there are grey areas (as with most of English) but removing it altogether seems a somewhat backwards step.

Don't get me started on TxtSpk either.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

'
There was an article in the paper I was reading yesterday about this, they did a big test of lots of people and the results were appalling!

The worst one I've seen was in my local, the old manager made a sign for the "Toilet's". After having a go at him about it repeatedly I ended up attacking it with a marker pen to obliterate the offending apostrophe so it now reads "Toilet s" a bit better but still not ideal!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)

I'll admit
that with things like Parents Association it can be a bit confusing but it does really annoy me that people seem to panic and splatter apostrophes around like crazy when writing plurals. Non possessive plurals for the pedants :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)

@ TGB
Aaaaaaggghhh! Apostrophe spluffs!

' '' ' ' '' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '' ' ' '

*wipes*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)

Minesweeper
I've just seen an 8 for the first time ever. Now to get back to setting an expert time at work.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)

Ewww BK!
You spluffer!

haha I am having muchos laughos with this
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Being at home rules. Basically a guy has posted some (SFW) pics of his car and girlfriend. I think if you see the pics you can imagine how the comments will go!

People are so cruel...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

I've found a cryptozoology forum
*laughs*

It's fucking rubbish.

90% of the posts start with "So I found this weird bug"...
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

@TGB
It was asked for though. *shudders*
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

Shouldn't it be
Parents' Association?

It's a possessive of a plural. (or whatever the correct technical term is!)

Edit: that thing on the body building forum is hilarious!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)

and there was me
thinking I had explained that above?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)

See
I would have wrote Parents' Association but flesh was yelling and it scared me :(

*hides behind Sam*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)

@TGB
I found this comment funniest:

"Wow, GF models IN the car and dog gets into the frame too...."

Also - wasn't yelling, but there should never be an apostrophe there. Otherwise everything would be written as such - look, no apostrophe: British Exporters Association, Building Societies Association. So why would it be Parents'?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)

I found the image strip
on page 4 the best.

:D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)

TGB
A friend showed me that link this morning. My God, what was the OP thinking?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)

I'm saying nothing
about the apostrophe. OK some folk have problems with it, I myself like it, it's useful.

Those pictures are just awful! Why would you put your GF up for ridicule like that?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)

al
I don't think there's anything wrong with her eyes. I pull the exact same face whenever I'm draped over a car with my boyfriend's dog sitting in the front seat.
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)

flesh
It is an association of parents - therefore surely the association belongs to the parents not the other way round?

If it was a single parent running it (unlikely cos I don't think you can have an association of one person) it would be parent's association. Multiple parents gives you parents' association.

That's my understanding of it anyway... I agree with KGB!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)

Interesting!
Parents Association - this is an association of parents of which they are members. They belong to the association, so therefore, the apostrophe is not really needed.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)

@al
Which stain? There were a few.
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)

hello you lot
You've got me for about 2 minutes... make the most of it.

*hopes he doesn't bork the thread again*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)

My old boss
was a complete grammar nazi and we had a volunteers' conference and she would constantly be reminding me to put the apostrophe in (even though I had explained I get how they work).

I am basing my parents' association apostrophe on the same rule as the one I used for the volunteers.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)

Hmmm...
Is it bad that I'm planning on some real-life cryptozoology work tonight?

I'm going to a village where there've been sightings of a "big cat" since 2005, and I'm gonna ask the locals some questions.

This is either in-depth character research, or the start of a decent into madness.
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)

DG!
You were funny last night!

Kaol - I contend the use of the words 'start' and 'decent'.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)

I was pissed
what more can i say?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)

Hey al
*Waves*

Not too bad thanks. And the sun is shining outside, which generally makes things better. how's your good self and the lovely Mrs al?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

*frowns at clendrix*
I'm going to a place called "Chignal Smealy", so get info on "The Beast of the Chignals".

*descends*
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

@DG
All sorts of things. You seem to have a pretty good vocabulary to me.

/coat
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Kaol, are you frowning at me?
*kisses frowny bit of forehead*

*runs away*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)

HI DG
I had your medusa stare earlier :(

For some reason I now have a thumping headache. I'm thinking that it's being caused by the fact that the lights in my office still haven't been fixed!

What do you lovely lot think?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Ba-dum tish!
Nice one Cap.

Right I'm off now. See you later, maybe.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Well...
I was frowning...

*grins*

It's nearly lunchtime now!
Thank fuck.
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

TGB
That bodybuilder thread had me in fits! Stick it in /links... NOW! :)
(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

DOk
I reckon that's reason enough to go home right about.....NOW!
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, Reply)

/links scares me
*goes to find flameproof suit*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Lunchtime!
After the earlier discussions I think I might have a jacket potato.

See you all in a while.
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)

Has everyone gone
for lunch?

*spins round on chair*
weeEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEe
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)

I'm still semi-lurking...
Eating spicy pizza my boss just dropped off. This job has few benefits... this is one of them :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)

Lunch
I've had a lovely jacket potato, and now feel slightly more energised.

*pause*

Well, that didn't last long.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)

Still here!
Just nommed some slightly rubbery pasta while posting a wee one on the QOTW.

Off for a smoke now:)

*hugs ancrenne and Badger*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

Oooooh
car girl is real and her myspace has a nice blog about her saying she finds it both funny and sad that people have spent so long talking about her

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=389063875

fair play to her :)

And hugs! woo!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Jim is here
just simmering away gently, hoping someone does not turn the heat up.

Baked potato here too, cheese and bean goodness.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Hello my little pickles!
How are you all today? I've been to college, taken and passed a test and am now waiting for my dad to wake up and take me car shopping!

I had beef pie from college for lunch today. It was great and I'm super full but I can see some Jamaican Ginger cake in the kitchen and boy oh boy am I tempted!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Hello LvP :)
Sounds like an exciting day! Well done on passing the test :D
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:49, Reply)

Hi Lucy!
*hugs*

*likes being called pickle*

Beavering away at my new work's systm. Think I'm finally getting the hang of it.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:49, Reply)

Hi Lab!
It has been quite a good day so far. They give you 45 minutes to do the test and I did it in just under 7.
*smugs*

But it was Word, and the next module is Excel so I'll be crap at that one!

AND I'm off to the pub later. Marvellous, marvellous day.

Edit - BK you can be Beekers the Pickle from now on then.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Hey, it's Lucy!
Hi Lucy.

All this talk of food is making me think it might be time for me to have some lunch.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Hey Clendrix and Al!
I like being called pickle too. In fact, that's another Aunty Lucyism.

Clendrix - Go and have something delicious for lunch. mmmmmmmmmmm, food.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)

Afternoon Aunty Lucy!
(being called pickle is DEFINITELY an aunty thing)

Sounds like the test went well! Gaz me if you want to know anything about Excel...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

I think I blimming well will!
*goes*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

Doh!
The ~~pub~~ restaurant which just happens to sell beer in convenient pint measures was out of potatoes so I had a cheese & ham panini instead, it was nomalicous!

Edit: Hi Lucy!

Edit 2: Spelling ;-(
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

Hi BB
That sounds like a good lunch plan.

I'm going for a pub lunch on Friday AND then Mr VP is buying me chips for tea on Friday too.

I shall turn into a right porker at this rate! Oh well, I'm off to the gym later, surely that makes it all ok.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)

Pickle
Aww, being called 'Pickle' is lovely!

*feels warm and safe*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)

Hey Lucy
Congrats on passing the test :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)

Hello!
I just found out that I'll have to put my exciting trip to Chignall Smealy tonight off, due to lack of car.

So... Wednesday night is going to be sitting-at-home-being-a-loser night.

Woo :|
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)

Thanks TGB!
Hello by the way!

Lab, that's exactly how I feel when I use my Special Glass :)

Kaol - I'm sure I had a dream about you last night. You broke my glasses :(
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Kaol is like Freddy Krueger.
Kaol, Fallout calls, I presume?
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)

So Lab
you like being called Pickle but not pineapple face? *makes note*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Maybe...
I've got some design work to do, and gotta finish off this weeks Kaol Black.

I didn't play ANY Fallout last night!

Lucy, was that it, or was there a story behind it?
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)

I could be called pineapple face at the moment
I'm going to need to buy a decent beard trimmer if I'm keeping the beard till Christmas otherwise I'll end up looking like a hobo of some sort.

Although that'd mean I could share drinks with Kaol on random London streets!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)

Kaol
It was an odd dream.

I was in a room with a buffet, trying to determine which bits didn't have fish in, as I can't eat fish.
For some reason, my glasses were on the floor, and were snapped.
Someone blamed you, but I was looking out of the window at some police men so I didn't see you do it.

So you might have been framed, I apologise if you were and I just accused you.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)

Hi again folks *hugs for everybody*
That was a forced absence, some spack-handed-twat pulled the hardline to our building thus robbing us blind of out net and phone access.

The Twunt!

Captain, I would go home, but I've only 2.5 hour of work left this week so I'd better not.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)

LvP
Ahh, the Special Glass! I might have to get it made :p
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Thanks Bill...
*weeps hobo-tears*

Lucy, that's a little odd, as I can't eat fish either :|
Well, I can, but it'll come back up, explosively a few minutes later.

People always accuse me of stuff like that, it's fine :(
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)

@ Lucy
Beekers the Pickle it is.

*sigs*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)

Kaol
I think I knew that, maybe that's why the two were linked.
Maybe, whenever I'm ever offered fish again, you'll pop into my little peabrain.

Life is one big fish-avoiding game.

Lab - If you do make it, I promise I'll buy you at least a pint and maybe some midget gems as a token of thanks.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:10, Reply)

wait
eye glasses or drinking glasses?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:10, Reply)

TGB
Kaol broke my (dream) eye glasses.

Lab has invented my perfect drinking glass.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:14, Reply)

Damn
Now I have to find out how the hell to get an image onto a pint glass...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:14, Reply)

By
etchery

Yes it is a real word....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, Reply)

hello again everyone.
The temp has gone to lunch and now I'm all lonely :(
Can I nuzzle in the breast of b3ta for a bit til I feel happy again?
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, Reply)

aww don't be lonely
Lusty *huggles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)

*nuzzles lusty*
You can indeed!

*facenoms*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Hi Lusty
Your temp has gone, that's sad. *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Lusty
I'm afraid I don't have breasts but you are welcome to nuzzle between my arse cheeks if you like - They are the closest things I have to a pair of breasts.
(

Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)

*pulls top down*
*offers to lusty for nuzzling purposes*

Lab - Yes, yes you do. I just imagined a picture taped on to a glass but you've just taken it to a whole new level!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Lucy,
That's a little odd...

You should stop dreaming about me, it'll end in tears.
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Yay!
*happies*

It's a bit quiet now. We've spent all morning talking about cheese and reading quotes from Love it! magazine to each other.

Best work morning ever! :)

Edit: Thanks for the kind offer Captain V, but I think I'll stick with LvP's bosom.
(

wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)

*cradles Lusty to his bosom*
There there, she'll come back!

Edit: LvP, the paper-stuck-to-glass was my fallback plan!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Lab
Paper placed on the inside, and taped in place. I've done it myself before and it works surprisingly well.

Failing that draw it on with a chinagraph pencil.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, Reply)

Kaol
I know, I'm sorry.
I have really vivid and odd dreams at times, and it seems you were in this one. I can still picture it perfectly now, there was sushi at the buffet but it was teeny tiny sushi, that's why I couldn't see if it contained fish or not.

Edit - Win! Lusty loves my bosom. Aceness.

Lab - great minds think alike eh?!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Dok
surely then the paper gets all soggy?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Dok
Yeah, I'm aiming to make a special pint glass for LvP, and if it's successful, maybe a few other folk!

I shall keep Googling.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*
I'll let you off this time.

I'm bored, I've got plenty of stuff to do, but... *shrugs*
I don't really feel like it.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Badger love
Not while you're dinking out of it, because if you are then the etching goes all wrong with the drinking movement. ;)

I should do some more things like that it would take up some of my spare time.

Herr Doktors' Etchery. It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Any requests?

EDIT Lab, what's the design?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)

Wait so paper
taped inside and then you etch the outside? *confuzzled*

I really really really want one of these
www.prezzybox.com/products/index.aspx?pid=5101
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)

TGB
That is amazing. I've been saying for a while now that I really want a romper suit for winter.
A nice big fuzzy one with covered feet and maybe a hood. I love my dressing gown but I love being all snuggled up and cocooned even more.
I want one too!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Badger
Yup. I like that Slanket thing. I had a speeping bag like that, it had arms and a zip across the middle so you could get just your legs out.

Come over here and have some *snuggles*, It'll ease the confuzzlement.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Dok
LvP's Special Glass is/will be a pint glass with Christian Bale on the front.

I'm looking into vinyl stickers now, could work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)

I'm
debating if buying someone a salt and pepper pot set for their birthday in the shape of staffy terriers is a good idea or bad idea.

I think they are super cute!
www.prezzybox.com/products/index.aspx?pid=4610
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)

Lab
Are you seriously looking into this? You could have a whole future ahead of you making special glasses.
Oooh ooh ooh, if I win the lottery and start running a chain of b3ta pubs then I'll hire you to make them!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)

All the
wide eyed newbies have now been safely mislead...I mean...welcomed to the happy family.

What did I miss here.

Let me guess, cake, boobies, innuendo and geekery?

With a side order of bloody violence.

Is that about right? Ah, it's good to be home.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Bloody violence?
*looks around*

I didn't see nuffin' guv.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Lab
I like the vinyl stickers idea, I'll have to try that out.

Pint glass with Christian Bale on it, that's so cool.

EDIT Yeah Kaol, we hid the bodies under the carpet. *trips*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)

Herr Dok,
If a trial works, I'm idly thinking of making a few more stickers (not necessarily Christian Bale) for other pints...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Can I have
an all white english bull terrier please :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Dok, I recall that sleeping bag.
You left it at my house. It smelled so bad that I had to put in a bin a dozen houses down the road, and I had to carry it with tongs. As I took it down the road, birds fell from the sky and rats fled the houses I passed.

The bin men wouldn't take it, and called out a HazMat team.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Lab
If the stickers are anything like the ones I was using for car window stickers, i.e printable on an inkjet, then remember to reverse the design.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Dok
Thanks for that! I'm going to buy a few sheets for a trial.

Hmm, wonder if we have an inkjet printer kicking around...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Wookie
Why do you think I left it at your place?

It was about 20 years old by that time, and it wasn't washable.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Lab
They may also work in a laser, I can't remember. And the design only needs to be in black & white anyway.

Badger, will you love it, and hug it, and call it George!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)

Fucking hell.
I just bought a bag of Revels and they've stopped doing the coffee ones. Cunts.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)

Drixy
NOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

/Darth Vader
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)

The coffee ones
Were the best :(

The worst were the Malteasers.
I mean, for fucks sake, if you want one of them, buy a bag of 'em.

*frowns*

RIP the coffee ones.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Dok
I've heard about that sleeping bag. Perhaps it wasn't washable, but you could have washed yourself before you got it in... ;)

I am very upset about the removal of my coffee treat. I shall write and complain - it's been replaced with a raspberry thing, ffs.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)

They got rid of coffee!?
And left raisin?

What has the world come to *shakes head*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Drixy
I shall not even answer that one!

Raspberry's OK, but not near as good as coffee!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Apparently, some worthless fucks had demanded the removal of the coffee ones.
*gets gun*
*does not believe this is an unreasonable response*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, Reply)

I bet it is the same fucker
who got rid of the coffee roses as well
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Why don't these tossers just fuck off?

Dok - I was only joking.
*puts on gas mask*
*hugs Dok*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Revels
I haven't eaten Revels since they got rid of the peanut ones.

*shows age*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)

That wasn't that long ago was it?
I thought they replaced the peanut ones with raisin ones?

I remember peanut ones being in there and I am a young whipper-snapper :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Revels
Never was a huge fan of the coffee ones, but never complained about them.

Toffee and raisin are the best.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Woo!
I just had groovy flirty tiem with the cute girl behind the counter in Waitrose.

Maybe I'll ask her out next week *ponders*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Maybe
It was more recent than I thought.

I am at that age where I call six months ago 'the other day' though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Clendrix
Are you serious? They got rid of coffee?
Bastards.
I loved the coffee cremes and in Roses.

I HATE the orange ones with a passion. Stupid flavouring. Don't go mixing chocolate with fruit, fruit is for sweets, not chocolate.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

@ No3l
Go for it!
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)

I do that too
I have no perception of time, space or distance
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)

uh-oh
*hides Jaffa Cakes, Terry's Chocolate Orange and Orange Kit Kat*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)

They did, Lucy.
*sobs*

Sadly, I wasn't disgusted enough to chuck the packet in the bin until I had emptied its sullied contents into my gob.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)

No3L
Go ask her out now you fool, she'll have forgotten you by next week!

Drixy, are you sure you don't want body armour as well?

EDIT Scarpe, it was just the other day though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Toffee and coffee
For the win.

*thinks*

We've got a vending machine in the factory...
It's got 'em in it.
AND I bet they'll be old. So I might have coffee ones, woo!

Wish me luck!

EDIT: Clendrix, I'm afraid that "until I had emptied its sullied contents into my gob." has got me all flustered.
*has a sit down*
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Dok
*laughs*
No way. You give great hugs.

Jaffa Cakes are fucking grim.
/controversial

*hungries for a coffee treat from Kaol*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Maybe if we
all write to the revel makers they will bring out bags of just the coffee ones... nom nom nom
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Drixy
I have to agree with you there, ~~I give great hugs~~ Jaffa cakes are grim!

EDIT Yeah Badger, lets start a campaign, it worked for the Wispa bar!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)

Nice idea, Badger!
I'd like that - Coffee and Toffee Revels, maybe?
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)

Jaffa Cakes
are Ace.

But then again, I prefer Orange chocolate to coffee chocolate.

I may even try buying revels again.

*hides*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Scarpe
Yeah, you hide that crappy fruity chocolate.
yuk.

Mint and nut however are delicious in chocolate. As is coffee. And toffee.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Coffee and toffee sound good!
I would buy those all day long :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Fucking jaffa cakes
Smashing orangey bit = apricot paste with squirt of tangerine oil.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Thanks for the support guys :)
I'll ask her next time I see her. The way we giggled at each other will not be forgotten :)

Looks like the six-week beard is coming off :(
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Scarpe
Terry Chocolate Orange is nice, in small doses. Eat too much of it and it's grim, like Jaffa Cakes!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)

Ooh ohh
has any eaten this weird violet chocolate things? They have a violet creme centre and they are the most disgusting things in the world ever!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:22, Reply)

*hugs* Miss crenne
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

/Darth Vader again

That's bad.

EDIT No Badger I can't say I have, but then again I don't eat that many sweets.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Violet cremes
sound all of the sick. I might have to try them though.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)

I'd rather have
Violent Cremes!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Violet cremes
And Rose creams are both gross.

Parma Violets however are a.ma.zing.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

*hugs Ancrenne*
Hope they sort it out for you soon, I sadly know all too well the red hot grip of 'net rage.

And I used to be such a patient person.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Parma Violets
I just love 'em!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:28, Reply)

FFS!
Flowers aren't for eating.

Nobody looks at a pine tree and thinks "Hmmm, let's make a pine-flavoured chocolate bar".

So let's treat flowers the same way as we do trees.

Look, but don't eat.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Kaol
Sorry* for getting you flustered up there.^

Did you go? Did you? Did you? I want to know that the coffee ones exist somewhere.

*complete lie
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Hmm
But we can still eat plants right? Like mint and stuff? Don't take mint flavoured things away from me *cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Kaol
Some flowers were classed as a delicacy in Medieval times, some still are.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Yep!
*enjoys delicious coffee flavour*

*grins*
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, Reply)

You're going to eat them all, aren't you?
*cries*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Dok,
I know :p
I work in a town that's named after a flower.

But to be fair, back then people thought it was a good idea to eat from plate that were mostly made of lead...
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38, Reply)

On the subject of eating flowers
Don't eat daffodils - they don't taste good kids.
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41, Reply)

My god!
Kilroy-Silk is going on I'm a Celebrity Pay Me Thousands!

That might just be worth watching.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41, Reply)

He He He, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha
50 minutes left!

Yes Badger we can still eat plants, never mind that bad Kaol.

Drixy, *hus* now go get him or he'll eat them all.

Kaol ROFLMAO!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42, Reply)

@al
That was quite ranty.

*is impressed*
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)

Can they, Al?
Really?

Pictures, or it didn't happen.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)

*loves Al*
And Ancrenne, if you to make me what sounds like an AMAZING white chocolate cheesecake, I promise I won't propose to you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)

No3l
I sat behind Kilroy at a production of Romeo and Juliet in Stratford on Avon.
He was with 2 women (dirty bastard) and had a chocolate ice cream in the interval.

As the lights went down for the play to start (for the record, it was the worst play I've ever seen in Stratford, we thought they were taking the piss at first), my Mum whispered to me
"You've been shafted, I've been Kilroy".

I reckon I managed to project my drink at least 5 rows in front of me.

It was during the time he was presenting that godawful show, Shafted
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Daffodils?
They're poisonous.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Miss crenne
But you're mixing it with cheese and things, that's why it's lovely.

Al, it was you wasn't it, you got them taken out!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Ooh
Al is a bit touchy today! Do you need something fluffeh Al?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Al
Calm down, you're scaring me.

*cries*

EDIT for sucky keyboard!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)

LvP
You were in my Stratford-upon-Avon?!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51, Reply)

You're fantastic Al
You just need to nurture that angry little seed.
It'll be a beautiful tree.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53, Reply)

Lab
Yes sir I was.
I used to go with my mum a fair bit to the theatre "up there". It's a lovely place.

And we went to the best restaurant ever once but neither of us can remember what it was called so we've never been back :(
We're bloody hopeless.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53, Reply)

That is useless LvP
What kind of food was it? Mind you, restaurants come and go quite quickly "up here"...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Lab
It was Italianish food and the restaurant was quite small with a tiny garden and the name started with a vowel.
Illusion? Imagination? Optician? I dunno, something like that.

If it helps, I had bruschetta.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Lab
I was in Stratford-upon-Avon once. I got drunk! That's all, drunk for 5 days!

EDIT 30 minutes till the weekend.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Herr Dok
There's not much else to do here, but you'll need a bank loan in order to get drunk for 5 straight days!

LvP I can't think of the restaurant, but it was probably on Sheep Street, that's where most of the decent restaurants are.

Oh wait, maybe it's the place that's now Pizza Express on Ely Street.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)

Lab
It was in the 80's, when drinks were cheaper.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)

I think
I went to a model village in Stratford Upon Avon.

But I can't be sure.

That is all I remember.

Edit: Ooh, and I went to Anne Hathaway's cottage, i remember now. I was about 8.

So couldn't get drunk.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)

The Opposition
?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04, Reply)

@Kaol
Well I ate a whole flower and I'm still here. It might explain a few things though as I was much more "normal" back then...
(

Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Oooh
That sounds kind of familiar.

But let's face it, I haven't got a clue.
I'll ask mum later about it, it's going to annoy me now.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Himjim
You could have it nailed there!

I don't eat out much *hurr hurr*, and haven't been in 'The Oppo' for years.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Well
Jim and Lab - if either of you go there, I can recommend the bruschetta.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)

V,
To be fair, most of the bad-ness is in the bulb.

Interesting fact though, rabbits won't eat daffodils.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Nailed what there?
What sort of place is this restaurant?
(

thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)

I was going to suggest that
But got scared of exposing my lack of knowing stuffs when it comes to biology.

Seems I was very sensible when eating a daffodil.
(

Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Sensible?
Nah...

In other news, I may be going to Cumbria tomorrow.
In a van. On my own.

Exciting stuff...
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)

My headache
now feels like Motorhead are doing a gig in my skull.

I wasn't invited though.

EDIT Chocolate is toxic to dogs as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16, Reply)

@Al
I wish. I'd have had words about The Devil Wears Prada if nothing else.

This was some dead woman, wrote some plays or something.

*jokes*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Kaol
I look forward to seeing you on the news tomorrow night then.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)

@Kaol
How long in Cumbria?

I'm heading up on Friday afternoon.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Kaol
I can see the headlines now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Er...
I'm going there.
To a quarry.
Picking some stuff up and taking it to Norwich.
Then two more trips next week.

Exciting!
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20, Reply)

@ LVP
Unfortunately it's changed hands and is now called the Oppo, instead of the Opposition. The head chef left and went on somewhere in Oxford (I think).

@ Lab

Before it was The Opposition it was called Fatty Arbuckles. Do you remember that? Depressingly, the longest running restaurant in Stratford is Pizza Hut. :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Al, stop that
I'm fighting to hold back the tears now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:23, Reply)

HimJim
Nooooooo!

Oh well, it was about 5 years ago, so I'll forgive the chef for moving on.

I'm going for a test drive at 5 in the dark. ooooooh. And it's in a village notorious for inbred activity. Marvellous.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25, Reply)

Himjim
I do indeed remember Fatty Arbuckles, rather nice i seem to recall.

LvP, if you hear banjos, accelerate hard. Don't worry if you hit them, they're not people.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25, Reply)

Dammit al
That last line got me office lolling really bad =[
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Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Lucy
take a P90 with you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Right I'm going.
My weekend starts in 4 minutes, so I'd better get this pile o crap computer shut down.

I may see people later.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Jim
I googled P90.
Good suggestion.
I'm taking the next best thing, which is my dad whilst he's doing a week of night shifts.
Short tempered doesn't come close to describing him.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29, Reply)

Al
Pretty much.
He's where I get my short fuse, foul mouth, height and curly hair from.
But I've forgiven him for all these things as he's pretty much the best dad ever.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy him his favourite sweets (the pink and blue nobbly bobbly things you get in liquorice allsorts) as a thank you for taking me car shopping.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)

Is it terribly geeky
that I thought you meant a guitar pickup?

_{The really sad thing being I don't even play the fucking guitar}
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

What, a P90 geetar
pickup?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Al
They came from the boob fairy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Well Al
They are a mystery. Biggest in the family. Who knows where the hell they came from!

On that bombshell, I'm off for a test drive!
I'm super excited, I hope it's good then I can buy it!
*yippees*

Speak to you all later!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)

I too wish the Boob Fairy existed
so I could get new boobs.

Is it hometime yet?
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)

*dons cape*
Up, up and AWAY!

I'm off to get the fucking bus home, wish me luck
(

Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)

The Fucking-Bus?
Sounds way more exciting than how I'm getting home.

Lift-with-guy-I-work-with.
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Afternoon all
It's a great day.

Well, I say great, more distinctly average. Lots of work and boring group meetings.

You know, on reflection, it really wasn't that great after all.

Are we all well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)

If I ever get on the Fucking Bus
I aint never getting back off.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)

*makes trigger fingers at Clendrix*

*winks*

Heyyyyyyyyyy
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)

Fuck me*
Just watched the latest Heroes. It's getting a bit good!

*not literally, as much as I love you all.....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)

What if the Fucking Bus
Is also the nutter-filled N29?
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)

Ooh, hello young man.
'heads for back seat*

Kaol, bring it on. It's full of nutters, but I can't say there's never anyone appealing on there...
(

thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)

I'll be walking home
Alone, in the cold and dark.

In precisely 8 minutes time.
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)

At this rate
it will be an orgy on the back seat
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)

There's always an orgy
In my back seat.

*thinks*

*realises that sounds like I'm an epic homosexual*

*sighs*
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)

I've already been on the back seat with Kaol.
He was better behaved than I was :(
(

thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)

*coke meets keyboard*
Damn you Kaol
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)

He is!
That explains why he keeps coming round to my house.
*grins*
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)

If I ever
get on the fucking bus, I am definitely getting off.

In fact, I'm getting off just thinking about it.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)

*frowns*
It'd be easier if I was.
The gay chaps often seem to like me.

Damn my straightness :(
(

Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Bye Al!
Kaol, you're not the gay sort.
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thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Bye Al
I am setting up a fucking gym. What better way to keep fit
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Fucking gym?
Riiiight...

I'm looking forward to driving The Van Of Awesomeness tomorrow. It'll be great.
I can smoke out of the window and have my iPod blasting out :D
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Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)

I'm off to class...
this thread is massive! Someone start a new one so I can check it on my phone :)
(

thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Done
*ushers people to the evening thread*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)

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