I need a new interesting website to browse through the day.
B3ta, Jeff Bridges and my holiday hotel site are just not enough.

Any recommendations?
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, 204 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

www.cracked.com
Love it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

www.labisastupidmongface.org.uk

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

www.redtube.com/TGB-takes-eight-cocks-and-a-bollard

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

www.straightdope.com
full of interesting answers to questions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

D'oh!
I was just about to suggest that one!

Maybe this then: oglaf.com/ WARNING! Highly NSFW!
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Fundies say the darndest things
www.fstdt.com
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I would go back and read more of that
If it didn't make me despair so much...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

..you'll be back
there's something horribly addictive about that site.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

"Actually, Moses was a Christian."
FFS
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

"Of course the Bible is true, otherwise it would say so in the Bible"

...
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 18 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

You're right, I've never seen the site before and I had to tear myself away.
While very funny it is also scary as there are so many right wing nut jobs out there who believe this shit. Time to build my survivalist bunker and stock up on ammo and freeze dried food before the socialists try to take away my guns and force me to get an abortion even though I’m a male.......

I do sincerely hope no one thinks I'm serious, it's socialist death panels I'm really worried about considering my age
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Indeed, right-wing nut jobs....

...who have guns...
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 18 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Several
wulffmorgenthaler.com
www.whiteninjacomics.com/
www.smbc-comics.com/
www.xkcd.com/
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Cyanide and Happiness
The funniest webcomic ever. Bar none.
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I prefer xkcd

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

xkcd
Is the best webcomic ever
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

me too
there are too many unfunny strips in cyanide and happiness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It written by 3 people I think
one of them is not as funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Four I think
could be wrong though. I love the contrasting styles.
EDIT: Aye - Kris, Matt, Dave and Rob
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You take that back
you harlot!
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

*dons posh poncy accent*
"Muh-hu-huh, that joke on the complexities of theoretical physics - which was most assuredly comprehended by my good self - was delightfully amusing."
*sips some Earl Grey*
"And now time for a croissant and my afternoon's bout of onanism."
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

but yes I like xkcd as well
¬_¬
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I do find some of XKCD is rather like this
But some are utter genius!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

That's me to tee
except the croisant.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Any idea what happened yesterday?
I normally check that one each day and yesterday it came up with an enormous malware warning. I was a little disconcerted to say the least...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

They've posted about it
Malware came in through 3rd part ads.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Ah, yes, just saw the notice up on their front page
(My bookmark goes straight to the comics so I'm normally oblivious to any news on there)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

SMBC
is better than that.

I only found a couple funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

And
failblog.org/
lamebook.com
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

There's not much of Jeff in any of these sites but I'll keep them in mind.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

This is sad,
have you tried b3ta.com?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Electric retard

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

BANNED IN GERMANY!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

No better recommendation.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

IMDB
hours and hours of pointless film trivia are but a click away

Oh look, Jeff Bridges...
uk.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

http://axecop.com

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I love axe cop!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Ooh!
Just for old time's sake
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Yeah like I'm going to fall for that one.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'd have to get up pretty early...
...to pull the sheep over your head wouldn't I?

OK - this is nice and relaxing to browse through.
www.wga.hu/
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

oglaf.com
NSFW.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

This I like : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

DAMMIT!
And I just posted that one above.

Okay then, how about this one: waytosuckthatdick.wordpress.com/ WARNING! Highly NSFW!
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I need sites more befitting my age and status.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

www.stannah.com/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

actual website
www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Now this is what I'm talking about.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm a true internet hero.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

hero predator.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

predator hero
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Cunning

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

er om
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

http://www.cuteboyswithcupcakes.com/

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

you're shit at links

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Your face is shit
www.yourfaceisshit.com
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

you're shit at /OT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm going to flounce off soon

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah go on,
'flounce off'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I've got to go through the motions first.
You're all a bunch of clique cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

call us bullies next
please!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I think you might like...
www.lifehacker.com
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I read Lifehacker every day
It's a great site.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

It made my head hurt.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

If you ever buy non-digital music
www.netsoundsmusic.com

It's saved me probably over ten grand over the years. It's not somewhere to while away the hours though (unless you're a fucking twat like me)...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Brilliant stuff.
Also... eil.com/
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Good for research but fucking expensive I've found

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

And another one
www.therecordshack.co.uk/

They even do some of those new fangled compact disc things.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Considering your age:
www.aging-parents-and-elder-care.com/Pages/Checklists/Nursing_Home.html

It's never too early to start thinking about long term care!

Edit: It's just a joke, really, you still have the fresh blush of youth. Don't hurt me. Please.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Thankfully, I'm 3000 miles away.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Just how I like my men.
I made myself laugh.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Julian Cope's simply brilliant
www.headheritage.co.uk/unsung/

Brilliant if you're me, anyway. Perhaps less so for others. I've learnt a huge amount from here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Great source of entertainment.
Plus. I'm going to see him play in Bristol in June - Wooo!
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I can't actually get into his own records
but he sho' nuff knows about other people's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)

If you want to do the old "What was the number one record on the day you were born" thing.
everyhit.com/

Cilla Black for me.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Every breath you take
by the police for me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Cliff Richard for me
:/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

'Move It'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Young Ones Comic Relief Single
March '86
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Christ that was shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I was wondering if it was worth a listen
I think I may leave it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's a 'no' from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Queen & David Bowie
Under Pressure
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Shakin' Stevens - Green door

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Fucking TUNE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

not sure I know it
only one I can ever remember is This old house. Which is a great tune.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

great guitar solo in This Ole House

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)

not heard it in ages so I don't remember

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Lovely Gene Vincent-style rockabilly run
Short but v sweet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Can anyone remember which Shaky song had the young art student Vic Reeves dancing in the video?

(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

'what do you want to make those eyes at me for?', I think

EDIT I am correct.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I believe the Emile Ford original holds the record for the longest title that is a question to get to no 1 in the British single charts.
This is the stuff to impress girls with.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Long title.
Quantum Jump - "The Lone Ranger (Taumata-whaka-tangi-hanga-kuayuwo tamate-aturipukaku-piki-maunga horonuku-pokaiawhen-uaka-tana-tahu mataku-atanganu-akawa-miki-tora)"
It wasn't a number one but I just wanted to mention it.
(PS Google says the bassist was in Caravan - well ride me sideways.)
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I don't like the song, or the band much
but the title is great
NOFX - We threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I remember that song *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I wish I hadn't posted it now.
I can't stop singing it.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

The singer produced Howard Jones' early stuff, if I remember correctly.

(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

God I hated Howard Jones....
especially for that miming twat who was in the videos. As if his songs were not vile enough he had to go tormenting the deaf too.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Aye,
my girlfriend of the time liked him and I took her to see him as a birthday surprise. It was around the time that "Like To Get To Know You Well" was released as a single and on the back of the tickets was printed "This ticket is sold on the express condition that the bearer gets to know well at least ten other members of the audience."
He may as well have put "Yes I am a cunt and you're right to hate me."
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

That's the gayest thing I have ever heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

High praise indeed.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

correct a bumder
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Are you saying, after all the scorn that you have poured onto peoples musical taste
that you are a closet Shakin Stevens fan?

You may as well spell a post like Gonz.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

he's declared it proudly on more than one prior occasion

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Nowt wrong with Shaky, lad.
Did you know his first major gig was supporting the Stones in '69?

No, you did not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I bet you like the Stray Cats too.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Apart from Stray Cat Strut I don't mind them at all.
The chap was/is a great guitarist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Showaddywaddy? Darts?

(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Nah too saccharine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Anyone who Dave Edmunds is happy to work with is alright with me.

(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Dave Edmunds is a fucking wizard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Indeed, I also really like Billy Bremner who played in Rockpile with him,
and later with The Pretenders and Kirsty MacColl. Nowt showy just ace.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Good edit
although I was actually listening to that at the time you posted. Not so weird any more.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Byrds - Mr Tamborine man.
I nearly forgot what bloody year I was born for a minute.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Youngster!

Mine is: Frankie Laine: "A Woman In Love"

God I'm old............ I'm surprised they even had records back that far.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Fairground Attration
Perfect
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Forgot you sang that did you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

The Jam - A Town called Malice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Karma fucking Khameleon for me

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

This makes you a bumder, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

how nice
if only I'd been born on time
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

CHAMELEONIC BUMDER ALERT!
SOUND THE ALARM! RING OUT THE KLAXON, WE HAVE A CHAMELEONIC BUMDER IN THE VICINITY. CAN ASSUME ASSORTED DIFFERENT FORMS TO DISGUISE HIMSELF BUT GENERALLY ANSWERS TO "GEORGE." BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT.

THE CHAMELEONIC BUMDER MOVES SWIFTLY: HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO "COME AND GO." ALERT, ALERT...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Elvis Presley for me
One Night.

That doesn't look good.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I really was born in an era that had nothing going for it, wasn't I?
Margaret Thatcher was prime minister, and for the month I was born, the number 1 spot in the UK charts was held alternately by the Eurythmics and Madonna. Bloody hell...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

sadly
mine was "Two little Boys"
Smutty innuendo awaited........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

This one:
www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-13383.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

www.explosionsandboobs.com/

Refresh to get new pictures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

best.website.ever

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I concur

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Seconded

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Thirded
(If such a thing is possible but looking at the website too long may have affected my ablility to think straight).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

if there is one thing that website is good for
it is to make you think 'straight'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Eyyyy
I see what you did there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

*fingers Trigger*

(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

the horse, or the character from Only Fools and Horses?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

*googles*
The horse.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Fourthed.
Except it should be boobs and explosions.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

What about clothing websites?
If you're going on holiday you could look for pretty things to take? :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

yo Double F to the M
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Yo yo yo!
It's going good thank you dooooood! How the devil are you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

good ta
where have you been?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Working HARD and also in Brussels eating frites
and learning the joys of BOOZE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

magic darts
(that means well done btw)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Magic darts?
That's a new one on me! Have I missed much here?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

nice darts also works
dunno, how long have you been gone?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Hmmm...
Probably a good month or so I would think!? I popped on last week and witnessed the Boob QOTW!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

well, the most exciting thing is clearly my news that I have got engaged
sadly, there was a b3ta death yesterday too :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Oooooh congrats on the engagement, that's exciting news mr! When did it happen?
Awww DiT told me about yesterday, that's really sad news!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

a few days in to my holiday in the Hebrides
so 3 weeks ago I guess :-)

yeah, it's pretty shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Well that's wicked!
I'm really excited for you!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

thanks
we speculatively went to check out a venue last night, and it was pretty awesome. We'd been thinking of just having the ceremony there, but if they will allow us to sort out our own food (spit-roasted meat mainly) rather than have their shit buffet, then we will do the whole lot there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Cooooool!
I really wanted a hog roast at my wedding but it was MEGA-BUCKS, also DiT's nan said she wouldn't come if we had a hog roast, which I thought was funny!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm having a pig and a lamb

I wanted to stuff one inside the other, but I was voted down, sad fucking face.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I intend to have pig, beef and turkey
I'm reckon we should be able to get a pretty fucking fly hogroast for somewhere around £15 a head, which will undoubtedly be much nicer than the £100 a head food at the last wedding I went to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Strolling in 'ere
like you've never been away!

HOW ARE YOUUUUUU?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm like a fart in the night.
I'm hidden until someone moves the covers.

I'm good ta, how are you doing lovely?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

haha!
I'm grrrreat thanks hun.
Work traumas today, but i think it's ok now ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

The last thing I need is another clothing website.
I have too much as it is.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

you could find me a reasonably priced vintage tweed 3 piece suit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Just like Miss Marple.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

That is an impossible ask I fear, tweed is expensive

I do know a great shop in London taht has a lot of secondhand tweed though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I may have to check it out when I'm up there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

It's called Old Hat at the bottom of Fulham Palace Road

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

'Old Hat at the bottom of Fulham Palace Road'
is a stupid name for a shop.

They should shorten it to just 'Old Hat'. Bit catchier, don't you agree?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Oh do piss off dear boy.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I want one too
My father's won't fit me. I'd ideally like a Goldfinger plus fours golf suit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Would you have an oriental man servant?
My ultimate aim in life is to be in a position whereby I can say, "I'll send my man out to get it/do it/collect it etc"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Why, won't your boyfriend do as you ask?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

No he's too busy organising the Shakin Stevens fan club

Number of members 1
User Name - Wonky Monty Bumder Boyce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Not sure if you're being serious
but All Aboard in Streatham usually have a couple knocking around every time I go in.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I am serious
I'll take note of that

any idea what sort of prices they are?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

DON'T. GO. TO. STREATHAM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

not even for a suit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Not even for a free, solid gold suit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

is it like Jason Streatham would be, if he were a place?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Yes it is
Every street corner has a group of men fighting topless in oil and restarting their hearts on car batteries.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Don't be a cock
I've been there plenty of times and I can type perfectly well with just one hand and half a kidney.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

One of my best pals
is a fucking expert on old clothes. American workwear, vintage army stuff, 70s pimp suits - you name it. He's definitely the fellow to ask, so I shall, as I fancy getting one too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

that would be excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You can never have enough clothes
I am living proof of this fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 18 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

A friend's site
byshaw.com/default.htm

He's a former US Marine turned journalist writing about Afghanistan. Very well written and interesting, and the guy himself is really cool.

And when he was a guest speaker at a local college, I heard there wasn't a dry seat in the house.

EDIT: On Facebook too: www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Ben-Shaw/141725242940?v=info
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Girl's collage was it?
He's nice.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Looks like a helmet to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I have a 'girls collage'
on the wall of my special stalking shrine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

How do you stick the pictures up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

*Roger Moore eyebrow*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

*Ron Jeremy spurt and moustache*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Addressing mostly female students, yes.
I met him through a friend and got to sit in on one of his talks, then hung out with him after for a bit. Tall, muscular, classically handsome, hazel eyes, articulate, witty, the sort of guy other guys love to hate but also wish they could be.

I told him a story related to me by a Viet Nam vet and he cracked up, and we ended up hitting it off pretty well. Very impressive guy, but he's the first to admit that he's been damaged by his war experiences.
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I think Viet Nam needs a hyphen...
..no wait that's anti-American
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Have a few:
Games:
www.kongregate.com

Videos:
loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive

And some good old fashioned silly stories:

notalwaysright.com/


My computer bluescreened while writing this post, that's how awesome it is.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

this warped take on Peanuts amuses me greatly
progressiveboink.com/archive/peanuts-by-charles-bukowski/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Bukowski- Nirvana
not much chance,
completely cut loose from
purpose,
he was a young man
riding a bus
through North Carolina
on the way to somewhere
and it began to snow
and the bus stopped
at a little cafe
in the hills
and the passengers
entered.
he sat at the counter
with the others,
he ordered and the
food arrived.
the meal was
particularly
good
and the
coffee.
the waitress was
unlike the women
he had
known.
she was unaffected,
there was a natural
humor which came
from her.
the fry cook said
crazy things.
the dishwasher.
in back,
laughed, a good
clean
pleasant
laugh.
the young man watched
the snow through the
windows.
he wanted to stay
in that cafe
forever.
the curious feeling
swam through him
that everything
was
beautiful
there,
that it would always
stay beautiful
there.
then the bus driver
told the passengers
that it was time
to board.
the young man
thought, I'll just sit
here, I'll just stay
here.
but then
he rose and followed
the others into the
bus.
he found his seat
and looked at the cafe
through the bus
window.
then the bus moved
off, down a curve,
downward, out of
the hills.
the young man
looked straight
forward.
he heard the other
passengers
speaking
of other things,
or they were
reading
or
attempting to
sleep.
they had not
noticed
the
magic.
the young man
put his head to
one side,
closed his
eyes,
pretended to
sleep.
there was nothing
else to do-
just to listen to the
sound of the
engine,
the sound of the
tires
in the
snow.
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I think Cave Duck has broken into your account

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Sorry.
Copy and paste did strange things to the formatting. Fixed now.

Who's Cave Duck?
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

He likes to post meaningful lyrics
and is Al's new play thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Ah.
Nirvana is my favorite of Bukowski's poems. I first encountered it being read by Tom Waits.
( Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

stumbleupon!

( weaver., Tue 18 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

fun comic
www.pbfcomics.com
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

for bgb especially:
www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF207-Gingerbread_Man.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)