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What b3tans have been making this weekCaptain V and I just had a baby. She arrived this morning, kicking and screaming. Her name is Rosie and she likes breasts.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:39,
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Congratulations!I'm sure she does like breasts. She's a b3tan offspring, so it's in the genes!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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Does she have a cat face?Congratulations both of you.
*massive hugs*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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Woo!And indeed Yay!
May I be the first to say POIDH (in a 100% non-rapey way)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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And you came online that fast to tell the rest of us internet weirdos? I admire your commitmentAlso many congratulations to you both xx
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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WIll her b3ta usernamebe Captain Crackhousekittenface?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:42,
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strap-it-up-before-you-slap-it-up(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:16,
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I like how you've made it online to tell usCongratulations! God bless her, and all...wait...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:43,
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Drown the little bastard in a bucketyou absolute traitor to the women's rights movement
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:43,
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The best of all the deliveries(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:17,
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I want to visit first!Can I visit on my week off?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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A B3tababy!Congratulations.
I hope she's ace.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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Did catface faint or vomit ?Or cry or scream or make innapropriate jokes?
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girlinthehole, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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Wowzers ! Congrats !Isn't it just amazing, an entire new person invented !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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Crikeydedication to the cause getting online so fast! Congratulations - Rosie is a lovely name.
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CongratulationsDoes this mean she'll be Bristolian?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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Bristolieror Bristolero
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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Bristolero sounds like something I'd like to tryLike a nice dessert or a cocktail
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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so what you are trying to tell me is that you want some Bristol cock?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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Got it on the nail.(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:06,
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that's a little hard on yourself(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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Yay! Well done lass. We knew you had it in you.Welcome to the monkey house, Rosie.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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lol @ "had it in you", well, yeah', that's kindda how it works.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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hahanice one Gonz :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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Woo & YayWOOOOO AND YAY!!!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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congratulations!hope all is well for all of you!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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Father Crilly, Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:01,
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Many congratu-ma-lations!Are you going to train her to fetch you things like your slippers?
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how can you felch some slippe...oh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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Now, this may seem insincere given that I don't know the people involved,and given that that the artist often invokes ill feelings, and it's about a baby boy rather than a girl, and the video is not that appropriate, this could be worst offering of congratulations ever.
But I still think that this a nice song for the moment.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xG7Lpyid0
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Cave Duck, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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Congratulations!I wish I could think of something more witty and imaginative to say on this most special of days but I'm afraid I'm a little short on wit and imagination at the moment.
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HILARIOUS STRIKETHROUGH ALERT!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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To be honest I'm impressed you didn't go for something like(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
that's taken as read(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:40,
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YAY!congratulations!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02,
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May all her dreams come true but one.When's the next one?
Has Catface looked at you in *That Way* yet?
Apparently it's all he needs to do.
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Congratulations!Glad it all went well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:37,
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Well done!Did you get them to put in a zipper?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:46,
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Moar WOOOOOs and YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYs!!!Much love from us
xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:58,
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congratulations!lovely name! glad she likes breasts, don't forget the lansinoh!! good luck over the coming days and weeks :)
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