DING
You know what to do.

I'm having reheated spaghetti bolognese from last night. I don't think I cooked the pasta long enough though so it might be crunchy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:34, 255 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Totally had chicken for dinner.
Like totally.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Ooooh well done for being decisive.
Was it delicious or guilt-ridden?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Delicious and free range, so no guilt.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

That's good
think of all the delicious cuisine that is open to you now; roast chicken, erm...that's all I can think of.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

My sister's Jamaican chicken and rice.
Nom nom.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

sounds nice
except for the spice. I went to a calypso restaurant a while ago and I couldn't even eat the coleslaw, so Jamaican cuisine is just something I have to avoid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Calypso restaurant?
Did it just sell ice-lollies?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Sorry.
I was thinking of Calipos.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Chicken wrapped in bacon
and stuffed with fois gras.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I have chicken too!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Mmmm...
How did you cook it? Was it nice? How should we call you know vegefishchiketerian? Or vefichierian?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Just call me picky.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I was going to write that!
But after my whole pescetarian whinge I thought it would come across as bitchy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'd never think bitchy of you
Picky though, is a bit too much. What about exquisite?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

We could say particular, or choosey
but I think BGB will like being called exquisite!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

That's a deal, then
From now on, BGB is exquisite (even if we call her choosey on her back)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

My thread had the most posts today
even more than continental lesbo action thread.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

so far
the post lunchtime thread always draws a good crowd.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

that is impressive
just goes to show what you can achieve when you don't link a really boring news story.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I'VE TOTALLY JUST HANDEDMY NOTICE IN!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Wooooooooooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

What did they say?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

"I'm not surprised"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

really?
Jerks. They'll miss you when (whatever it is you do) doesn't get done as well by the next person.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

That was my direct boss
her boss will probably call me in and tell me i'm being a selfish twat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Tell her she's out of order
tell her the whole freaking system's out of order. Throw your cop badge at her and storm out of the room. You'll get results and she'll have to beg you to come back.

Oh no wait, that's the wire.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

so not only are you being nice to her you are using ridiculing me as
the lets make friends game. Mother fucker. You are dead to me O'Hara!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm a fickle creature.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

EVERYONE HERE REALLY CARES

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

cue tgb's office workers
falling to their knees worshipping whatever God is available.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

OH EM GEE!
Well done badger!! How did they take it?

Very proud of you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

traitor

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

sorry
she made an effort to distinguish the members of LAK though so we're working towards a ceasefire.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

So the mercenary stands alone now does he.
*thousand yard stare* in the rough direction of leamington spa.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not in Leamington right now
so FAIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

you will be, you will be.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

OMG I know a girl called nicola in lemington
do you know a girl called nicola in lemington?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

She has a nice bum.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

She's my cousin!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

fanks Kitty :)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

*high fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Good!
I don't know if you replied before, but is it adventure or new job you're after?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

both!
Need to get a job asap though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*job-necessity five*

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I see
You must have been very fed up to quit without another job to do...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Yeah boxes aren't all they cracked up to be

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

adventure Sexface
new job Gonz
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

GET IN!!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Oh yeah!
Although it means you can't really storm out in a blaze of glory as effectively.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I need the cash so no blazing :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I know that feeling
I can currently afford to fill my car 3/5 full with diesel.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Doesn't that ruin the upholstery?
Still, good work being shortlisted for the Turner Prize.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I need to get some suits dry-cleaned
So I'll pick up a sarnie on my way back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You wear suits?

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

For work?

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Yes.
And weddings, funerals and other occasional where a suit is the most appropriate thing to wear.

I like wearing suits though. I've got some cracking suits in the collection. Suits should be worn with double-cuffed shirts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

always and no fucking pockets on your shirt either!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Correct.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I hate shirt pockets.
they look retarded. If someone puts pens in them I want to kick them in the tit leaving a bloody, inky, plastic mess.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I've got friends who work for some old banking houses
And shirts with pockets are not acceptable. Likewise, should they ever have a 'dress down day' that just means you can take your tie off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Definitely. When I was corporate I embraced it fully. No I am a tramp but there are rules. Dress down day for me was cords, brogues, smart shirt, fitted smart jumper.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Cords lol.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Cords are awesome!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Did your smart, fitted jumper
Have a sign on the back that said 'kick me'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

nah it said
He may be young, but he is taking this seriously. give him more money.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I like men in suits.
I think it's because I've never really gone out with anyone that's worn one.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

OH
I'm watching Men who stare at goats later and I'll totally be thinking of you as it has jeff bridges in!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

it is a very funny film.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Huzza!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I'm not obliged to wear a suit
But I like wearing one, and I'm sure some people take you more seriously if you are wearing a suit and tie over those who've just gone with the trouser and shirt option.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Do you wear it when you go girl hunting too?
Like Barney?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Nah
I'm a jeans and t-shirt person away from work. Give me a pair of Adidas shell-toes, a pair of Levis and a t-shirt and I'm good to go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Suit Up!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

It's going to be LEGEND... wait for it and I hope yo're nto lactose intolerant becase the next part is.....
DAIRY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

:D

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm off my food this afternoon
I was walking back to the office from Tesco with a Chicken Pasta tub, all nice and hungry when I noticed that someone has left an unfeasibly large poo on a piece of newspaper at the back of the theatre where I work.

I feel dirtied for having just walked past it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I hate it when you walk past poop on the pavement and you're unsure whether or not it's canine or human

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

*voms*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Tomato pasta from last night
I quite like it cold though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

all food tastes better cold the next day
trufax
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

fish and chips don't.
Nor does McDonalds. They're the only two fast foods that I find can't be acceptably reheated.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

right you actually have a point here.
Most food tastes better cold the next day
trufax
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

No it doesn't.
That is a complete bollocks thing to say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

yes it does
as it cools all the flavours intensify. Cold lasagne makes hot lasagne taste like shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I can just imagine the average Sunday at Pires Towers
BP:Right. That's the roast done.
Guest: Brilliant! I'm starving
BP: Hold your horses, I've not put it in the fridge for 6 hours yet!
Guest: Eh? But the roasties and the gravy will all cold and horrible.
BP: Trust me, I'm in no way a mentalist stoner who doesn't get the concept of nice food
Guest: I'm going to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

the flaw in your vision is this.
One - people don't come to my house! cause I have no friends.
Two - I can't cook, especially not a roast.
Three - well I don't need a three as one and two were so great. (R Mayall)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Not a fan of the cold meal either, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'm not either
cold sausages yes, cold pizza yes. almost everything else is better hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I don't drink hot drinks either
Maybe it is me?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It IS you.
No mistake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

hot drinks are beautiful
they're like a hug on the inside.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

pffft
They are rubbish, time consuming, and not refreshing. People on a hot day saying have a cup of tea baffles me. I also sleep with my windows open in winter and wear shorts all year round. Maybe I hate heat?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Buff
You're making me feel bad just reading it!

I'm always cold, although when it's very, very hot out there (above 34degC) I feel hot. Then I love a nice cup of iced tea. Mmmmm
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Iced tea is beautiful
especially the boozy version. I am trying to think of any hot drinks I like. And the only one is a hot bovril. But not had that for years either.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I don't mind the cold meal
depending on what it is, but I wouldn't say it's better by a long shot. Some things are acceptable cold, such as pasta, but if you had a cold steak and kidney pie it would be all congealed and minging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

No
ALL food tastes better gone cold. Even McDoogles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

the chips go funny

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I like that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

savage

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Robbie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Lily

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Totally

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Garden

(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Jazz - Delicious hot, disgusting cold.

(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Some like it hot ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Now, here's an important tip for you
If you ever watch Some Like It Hot on a bank holiday and the phone rings, don't answer it. I did and it was to tell me that my Dad had died.
Now if it's on and the phone rings, I automatically say "Bloody hell who's died now?" before answering.

Your Dad will thank me for this advice.
(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

this story gave me a sad

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It was a BH last time I watched it, but fortunately the phone did not ring
On a similar note, don't watch Westside Story late at night when you're waiting for someone to come home.
Nobody is dead, but you'll think they are.
It's ok, they're safe, they're just cheating on you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Thanks for the advice,
but I think this has to stop now as Kitty will be overwhelmed with empathetic sadness, the poor soul.
(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yeah I'm feeling all sad for you both now
happy stories only in Kitty threads please!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Haha, aw yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

My ex was cheating on me whilst I was at home cutting myself (accidentally I should add!) on some glass that he put in the bin
and when I rung him to come and take me to the hospital he left the other woman in my flat. I feel your pain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

What??
What a cunt. I hope you dumped him properly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

my ex's mum rang me at 3am
"They're here. [The girl who my ex was knocking off] missed her train back to Manchester, and they couldn't exactly go to your house, so I've let them sleep here but only because I wouldn't leave a girl on the street at this hour. I'm on your side and furious though."
Grrrreat!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I love crunchy pasta
I had a lasagne for lunch and we're having pizza for tea (already ordered it). It's all italian today.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

buon pomeriggio a mia coniglio
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

:)
I see you're multilingue, aren't you? Polyglot.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

No I just remember random things
My Italian auntie (friend of the family) always said it to me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You have an Italian auntie?
From which part of Italy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

no she is just good friends with my mum
but as we have known her from when we were babies we call her auntie. Think she was from Sardinia originally, can't remember.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I have an Italian at home now
one of my brother's friends. He keeps telling stories about the mafia and that. It's quite funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

It is such a pretty language.
I haven't been since I was a teen and want to go again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I know
I've been there several times, and this guy keeps inviting us to go next year. I need more holidays now!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I love how you said "and that" at the end there
it's such a northern colloquial thing to say!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Is it?
It's very Spanish, and I find myself using my country colloquialism and being understood, which is very nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I read that as redhead spaghetti
and got strangely aroused.

I am having cous cous - apparently it's good for you. Looks fucking shit mind.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

couscous is the business
I recommend roasting a load of veg and sticking that in with the couscous with some grated lemon zest and fresh basil. serve with roast pieces of chicken and mango chutney or sweet chilli sauce.

nom
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

he can barely tie his shoes
you think he can do all that?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I am sat here with both laces currently untied as I frankly couldn't be arsed this morning.
are you spying on me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

At least you're not wearing flip-flops again

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

They are good footwear! what's the problem. Shit to drum in mind.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I don't even own a drum

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I was just commenting.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I know, I was just wasting time until it's my official lunch time
which it is now
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Mine's at 1pm too
LATE LUNCH FIVE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

That does sound nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

all that effort to eat healthy stuff
man this is balls.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

it's not effort
and it's fucking delicious.

roasting a load of carrot, onion, mushroom and sweet potato with some nice olive oil and a load of crushed sea salt is a piece of piss and it's really tasty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Pffft, I was just gonna have it out the packet but I'll give that a go.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Healthy stuff is ace.
Tastes great and you don't become a fat mess.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I know
I just am one of those people that find preparing and cooking food tedious beyond belief.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I love cooking
But I don't have the time. And then, Aldi's lasagna is 99p, quite tasty and healthy, so... I'm sold.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I find it dull to the point that I just won't bother
I hate it. I haven;t had Aldi food. It looks new and scary!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Yep, I've heard that before
It's not new and scary, it's mainly from Spain, Italy and France, so for me it's almost like being at home, at an incredibly low price too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

nice I will try it then

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

If you like wine
We had yesterday a really, really good tempranillo from Spain, for only £4.99, and they had a fantastic Rioja reserva for £5.99 too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

wine has no apples in it and therefore is poop!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I find it stressful
which is odd as I love making desserts and stuff, but savoury food is hassle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

dead to me!
actually changed my mind. I tried making banoffee pie once. That was interesting. The resulting messy goo still tasted lush.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

if you're not very good you can stick to desserts that are unruinable
like Eton Mes, or trifle.

I once made a cheesecake but I didn't have enough lemon juice and thought "oh sod it, like that matters", but it turns out lemon juice is a setting agent when mixed with cream cheese so I ended up serving a greek yoghurt and fruit mess rather than cheesecake. It still tasted good though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

setting agent? mixed with cream cheese? is this code? I don't understand baking.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Cooking is fun
when you have the time and you do it because you want, not because you have to do it twice a day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm the oppersite.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

same here
the big thing I have trouble with is cooking for one. getting good flavours or portion sizes, or just mustering up the enthusiasm.

I made a beautiful pork stir fry last night.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.
I'm hoping with TGB moving in, maybe I'd be cooking for two, or even three if SF joins us, more often. It's so much easier to cook for sevrel, and you get feed back and if the meal's good; a little bit of praise, which is always nice. It's taken me years, but I can now scrum up a good meal for one person, but it's not easy, and a lot of the time I need to think up sevrel meals to use up the similar ingredients.

How did you do your stirfry? There is a thai place near me that does a really nice pork sweet'n'sour type dish where the pork is really crispy, and it's really lush. When I do chicken, I cover it in cornflower, egg, cornflower; shallow fry, put to the side, add at the end....and I get a really nice coating on it and it goes crispy. My mate pointed me out that if you cover the meat with cornflower, it'll give it a silky tender consistancy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Bollocks, in the time it takes to boil some pasta, I can do sevreal really nice sauces and bits to go with it.
Last night inside 10 minutes, 15 max, from start to finish, I I made a creamy crab pasta with chilli/garlic/spring-onion/parcley/chives.

I'm not saying a ding-meal every now and then isn't a bad thing, but I don't buy the time one, it's lazyness. It _is_ cheaper to buy one of those meals, espesh if you're cooking for one, but it's on par with a school canteen. But if you plan a few meals with the ingredients, then it isn't that much more expensive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

GONZ I'VE HANDED MY NOTICE IN!!!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

omgomgomgomg !!!! =DDDD
I might find out today if I've got a new job, I handed in some demo work today and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get it ! I'm the front-runner for the job providing they like my code =DDD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I used to find cooking tedious
but now I'm really enjoying it. Google puts thousands of simple recipes at your fingertips and they're really not that hard if you avoid pastry.

I've found myself thinking back on stuff I've done myself and thinking "that was brilliant" for hours afterwards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I like to add some toasted pine nuts, raisens and maybe some sweet potato (if it doesn't already have that stuff)
Then stuff halfed red peppers with it, top with motzerella and bake for 30 minutes until the motzerlla is crispy.

Other things to add to that
- Sliced chorizo: cut into strips and crisp them up in some oil, add to the couscous and mix.
- Between the cheese and cous cous add a light amount of some sauce... anything tomarto based works; like tandori paste or stir-in pots. I don't add a lot to that though, just a little.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I neede to be iin work early today and made the most boring packed lunches ever.
Turkey salad for girlfriend and daughter, red leicester and tomato chutney for me, all in submarine rolls and with only fruit as an accompaniment.
I've had my apple and am currently fondling my kiwi to determine whether to have it now or leave to ripen for tomorrow.

Tune in again tomorrow to find out what I decided to do.
(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

My apple was sour today
it was disappointing.

Turkey is indeed boring, but the red leicester and tomato chutney sounds good.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

How can a sour apple be disappointing?
It's the best type of apple.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Urgh, surely not?

(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

It was a sour granny smith though
so not just sour, UBER SOUR
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I've already had all the food I brought to work today
It's going to be a long afternoon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

In the office we have one of those Sweets for Charity boxes.
Eating lunch too early generally results in the sweets calling me like the song of the sirens around 3 o'clock.
(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I can go to the cantine nearby
and get something there, but they'll have only chocolates and crisps.

Mmmmmm... crisps...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Mug of green tea, Mediterranean tomato soup and a cigarillo.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

cigarillos don't taste nice

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Make you look hella cool though.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

trudat
Someone gave me a Havana a while ago. I don't think I'll ever smoke it, I can't take cigars, I'll just hold it and look awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'll have it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

or me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I'll bring it to the bash then
OH NO WAIT YOU'RE NOT COMING SADFACE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'm not giving you anything
besides disdainful looks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

+herpes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Meatball Salad from Subway
Everything salad wise but Jalapenos and Olives, with a bit of black pepper, and some oregano
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Do you only eat subways?
It'd be a lot cheaper and interesting to prepare the sandwiches yourself, you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Aye, I know
But currently, I'm getting lunch for £2 per day, and it's healthier than what I could make at home, more filling too. Also, if I buy stuff for home, I get bored of it very quickly, this way I can have something different every day.

Plus, preparing for dieting depresses me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I see
And you eat when you're depressed, don't you?

£2/day is quite good, I'd just get bored of the same food every day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

That I do!
I have a terrible tendency to stuff my face when I've had a bad day, so a salad is perfect, as I don't just munch through loads after it.

I get the sub of the day in a salad bowl, so it's not too bad. Wednesday is a bit boring, but ah well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Seems like a good deal
Subways are the healthier of the take away sandwiches by far. I wish there was one here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

If you get the sub of the day, it's good
Everything else is a fucking rip off though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I'd go buy a sandwich
If my heels weren't so high, as it is I have clementines and coke zero
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Is Coke Zero
just diet coke but branded for blokes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Nope
It's just coke without the fun, tastes like shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

all the diet coke was sold sadly

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I quite like coke.
But I enjoy orange Fanta more, the drink of the Nazi.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

it's not that bad
better than diet coke by a mile.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I've always preferred Diet Coke
Inherited that from my sisters.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I can drink it
but often I find it mings. it's got to be as cold as possible really.

coke zero is alright though because it is the same recipe as normal coke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Cold as possible, definitely
But I just can't drink bottled coke if it's anything but freezing. Draught is different, but bottled I just find mingin
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I can't drink more than a sip of newly opened coke at once
the fizziness hurts!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

me too,
I also suffer from insto - belch. The second I swallow the first sip of coke I do a burp.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

thanks for sharing

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

sorry I just got in at the end with a useless, foul bit of info.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

You can't inherit something from your sister!
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I also inherited their steak eating habits
i.e. Well Done

This has since changed...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

All coke tastes like malted battery acid
it's all crap, full fat or no. Dr Pepper is excellent, however.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?
because his wife died.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Sub of the day !
Meatball marania, 12", onions, girkins, jellopinos, 50% sweet onion sauce, 50% honey-mustard.

It's g00o0o0o0o0o0o0od.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

The Meatball Marinara is king of the subs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

That, or the chicken teyakki one, but I don't think that's on any of the sub-of-the-days... sad times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

yet another reason why we are destined to be together

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Add it to our List of Destiny

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I must admit, I can't stand the sweet onion. I used to really like it, then went off it really badly
I tend to go for a little BBQ sauce if I get it on a sub, but if I just get a salad, I tend to ask for some extra meatball sauce, and go with that.

Plus, a little oregano on there is beautiful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I was unaware of this half-and-half condiment malarkey
This opens up a whole vista of new sandwich experiences.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Heh, I do left/right half/half so both 6" bits are different.
But you can mix and match the sauces however you want ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Blah food blah
Just had confirmation of my tattoo appointment! One whole day booked, although Em will have an hour or so of that.

Now just need to plan travel to Liege. Flights to Brussels are about 160 quid each, plus taxes etc, then we have to get a train. Or do I tackle the 7 hour drive and pay 100 quid for the ferry?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'd fly.
with fuel and stuff it won't work out any more expensive probably.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Don't be a gay and take
the train. Cost me 45 quid last time.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Through Eurostar?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Ok
Got return tickets 70 quid each, plus the ticket is valid from going on from brussels to liege. Looks to be the cheapest!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Now you only need to get to London
Or is that included?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Not included
But London's a doddle :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Can't you get the Eurostar from St Pancras?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

It's a possibility
Last time I looked (admittedly months ago) it cost a bomb.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

How long do you have?
Is it going to be a quick trip or a whole week? Do you leave from Manchester?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Quick trip
Arrive Sat or Sun, tattoo on the Monday, come home Tuesday.
And I live about 2-2.5 hours drive from Manchester :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Then fly
Even on the train it'd take you too long, and if you drive, you'll spend all the time on the car.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I couldn't take a whole day of it
My side one was done in two 2 1/2 hour stints and by the end of each one I was a right messy spaz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Most I've done is 5 hours
Which was my arm. Was proper zombied afterwards.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I remember getting home and trying to speak and I thought I was talking normally
but my friends said I was taking ages to get a whole sentence out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I got my ears pierced at 4mm
To take my mind off the pain in my arm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

road trip ftw

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Wow, vanity is expensive.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Some people buy expensive clothes, accessories, makeup, glasses or cars
I choose to adorn myself with art.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

having buger kind breakfast, like a true fatty
got hit on in the drive thru :/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

did you get free stuff for being a hotty?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

he said "why you look so disappointed all the time"
like I go there all the time, sheesh
and I was all "it's my face"
and he said "you have a beautiful face"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

aww see!
I'm not the only one who thinks so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

oh geez
*blushes*

what the hell do you say to something like that anyway?
it's early as fuck, I don't want to talk to people, but he's all up in my biz like 'why you look so unsatisfied? your boyfriend not treating you right??'
It's a little personal for burger king
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You're eating a booger?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

haha whoops

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Burger King is alright
Breakfast is a let down though. It's all about the XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, supersize meal.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

dunno why but fast food lunch kills my stomach but breakfast is okay as long as I don't eat it too often

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Gutted
That sounds really shit!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

not really, keeps me from eating that shit all of the time

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Aye, makes sense

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

How the hell aren't you 25 stone?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

It's very rare I eat it, once every 3 months at best

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I'm eating Outalawya

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Is she enjoying it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

think this might have tipped it over the edge
so it's not funny any more

sorry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Hahah I fear you are right.

I am even more sorry than you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

you certainly are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

this is crude.
KITTY DOESN'T LIKE CRUDE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

that's not what you tell me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)