Hoorah!
My own piece of b3tan history.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 18:16, archived)

I'm here too!
I might have come here a bit late, that's all.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 23:37, archived)

I am here,
and your missus told me you came a bit early easty.
( Randomgazz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 20:50, archived)

Just how far does this go over
oh and now i am no longer left out if about 4 months late
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 2 Dec 2004, 15:58, archived)

it goes on forever

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)

fnrrrr fnrrrr

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Dec 2004, 6:28, archived)

I wonder how far it really does.
This far. And perhaps further.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 1 Mar 2005, 19:58, archived)

I think it ends here

(Lanky, Tue 1 Mar 2005, 20:01, archived)

Hell no, it ends here

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 24 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)

Iiiiiiimcorrect.
It ends here.
( Flippu!, Mon 30 May 2005, 23:47, archived)

I think not.
And now I are also here.
(NPC, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)

It goes here, bitch.
*plants union jack*
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)

*takes it and moves it along*

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

::pootles it along further::

( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

IT'S MY FLAG!
*sulks*
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

Let's burn the flag!

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

Suits me.
But I'm happy and placid because I'm furthest off the page.
*pwnz bizotches*
(NPC, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

I just got a little
bit further than you.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 24 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)

Well I have gone even
further and to make it go even farther than that I am going to type Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, well by type I mean copy and paste of course!

Woo!

Or_you_can_just_type_all_that_you_want_to_say_in_one_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_really_long_line_with_no_spaces_which_is_actually_quite_hard_to_do_as_I_keep_wanting_to_press_the_space_bar_oh_well_that's_the_price_you_pay_to_be_the_one_that_has_typed_the_furthest.
( diffy maybs, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:12, archived)

Nice move!

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

Thanks, if you liked that move you should see this one

*shakes booty*
( diffy maybs, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

I'm loving that move!

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)

Really?

*shakes again*

*even more*
( diffy maybs, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 16:35, archived)

That's twice as better as the last one!
If you shake it anymore it will fall off!
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:53, archived)

Is_this_a_private_thread_or_can_anyone_join_in?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 3:12, archived)

You may join
if you can shake it better than different_maybe
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 19:15, archived)

No one shakes it better than me!

*shake shake shake*
( diffy maybs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:29, archived)

That's true
I've never seen shaking like yours in my life.
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)

'ning

( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 5 Oct 2005, 23:12, archived)

'ning

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)

'ning

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)

Is this classed as jumping to the beginning of the cue
or the end?
( NewArtRiot Rockin' it, Jesmond style., Wed 2 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)

No queue jumping!
Get to the back...or the front. I am all confused now as I don't know where the front is
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Wed 2 Nov 2005, 20:59, archived)

Maybe_we_should_all_stop_stretching_the_screen_but_perhaps_to_people_such_as_myself_it_is_in_some_way_enjoyable_to_see_if_it_is_possible_to_stretch_the_screen_even_further_than_ever_before_and_I_think_it_is._Edit:_Bollocks_I_didn't_stretch_the_screen_far_enough_I_shall_just_have_to_type_some_further_text_in_an_attempt_to_go_the_furthest,_furthest_than_anyone_ever_has_gone_before,_oh_yeah,_it_feels_so_good!_Yes_I_love_it_off_the_edge_of_the_page_it's_the_fucking_best!
(NPC, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 22:34, archived)

Or

we_could_just_type_forever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_ever_and_a_day.
( diffy maybs, Tue 8 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Now THAT'S a move

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

just to get
my name on it
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

Does it ever stop?
Evidently not. I might keep revisiting this! :)
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)

I just watned to say I was part of something before I died.

( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)

I
win
(Mr Sprinkles, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 20:15, archived)

You do not, look I have the longest post on this page.

So there.
( diffy maybs, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)

That is true
and she has the best shaking on this page
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)

54.f32!
THAT IS WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME.
(1, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)

.
That is what you mean to me

ooooohhhh
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)

your all gay

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 17 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)

^ this

( Goldfish_, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 8:37, archived)

*bums*

( Malchick, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)

lol

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)

Someone posted this on /talk.

So now there's going to be loads of entries for January 31st 2006.

FACT
( diffy maybs, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)

Was it Einstein?

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)

ein stien
is a badly translated pint of german lager..
( wierdo was bored @, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

No it's not.

However I am winning.
( diffy maybs, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

That's what you think!

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 22:31, archived)

OH SNAP!

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 20:00, archived)

Crackle!

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Tue 16 May 2006, 9:28, archived)

Pop!

( Taylorcamb, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 0:51, archived)

ZOMG!
Look-I-have-just-made-a-longer-post-than-different_maybe-but-mine-has-no-real-function-in-the-real-world-shit-isn't-it-oh-well-i-shall-just-make-this-a-bit-longer-to-cement-my-place-in-internet-history-and-to-mark-my-journey-to-the-holy-grail-which-reminds-me-where-can-i-find-that-bloody-thing-i-tried-searching-behind-the-sofa-and-EVERYTHING-but-fuck-it-i-may-as-well-shut-the-fucking-fuck-up-now-goodbye-everyone-I-love-you-all-too-much-sex-can-fudge-your-hard-erect-penis-but-I-really-am-going-now-bye-bye-everyone-I-love-and-hate.
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:22, archived)

whoooooooooooooooosh

( stevierar, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

Does this place never archive, or what?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

someone will probably ruin this sometime soon
but STILL
(1, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)