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Well it made me smile
:D
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
I don't think that is creepy at all
I would like texts like that
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
Whats your number sexy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
nork equipped persons only need apply

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
Ding Dong!

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
I'll forward you the one I got.
If you like
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)
That would be nice
Knowing what he would like to do to my mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
You could pretend it's me telling you what I'd like to do with your
mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
too strange

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
well I wouldn't.
It would make me feel dirty and used.
But then again, I just think sex is gross in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
Chicks dig that feeling.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
You are weird

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
What are your thoughts on poo?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
well spotted, shambles

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
err

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
some people like to get that kind of thing from their partner
I know I'd like to get a text like that once in a while, instead of being nagged by sms
(Dangermouse., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
dnnrs n dog. Gt ktchup from suprmrkt.
need mr toil8 roll. rmbr 2 pick kds from skool.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
i really hate the abreviations in SMS messages.
I spell and punctuate everything in full, and use up 6 concatenated messages at a time just to say hello to somebody.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
As do I actually.
I cannot remember the abbreviations, so I end up using normal language.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)
the abbreviations aren't in my phone's dictionary
so it's easier not to even bother. the thought that people put all that extra effort in to make unintelligible nonsense...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
I do like the word Concatenated.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
What total tosh.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
gt hme frm wrk asap
my bf wnts me 2 stp ovr agn.
need mr cndms
(Dangermouse., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
I just read that as "Need Mister Condoms"
It made me do a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
hahahah.
at least you didn't see "need more condoms" and wonder why, since we don't use them.

but that's just me.
(Dangermouse., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
Well I'm told
"If you don't sms me, then I won't SMS you"
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
You're missing out.
I think that's sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
not as much as vegetarians, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
vegetarians like sex

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
It saddens me that anyone has to go through life
without bacons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
poor Todd,
she's asexual AND vegan!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
I disagree,
sex is better than meat.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
100% of totally wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
No, I'm really not.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
What about really bad sex?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)
What about really bad meat?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
are too

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)
Sex with meat FTMFW

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
You're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)
What about really good meat?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
This is a slightly foolish discussion
since anybody with an opinion worth listening to will enjoy both.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4181337
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)
Good sex and good meat are almost the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
My butcher is quite attractive.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
We could have a whipround and hire her and Todd a gigalo.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
what would that do?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
Not much really, but I like the phrase whip round.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
the man lies on top of the lady
and wiggles about until he says "I am finished now"

The lady then drives him home.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
ah, see,
that's where it falls down, because I don't have a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)
hmm, nor does Todd

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
Why would hiring a boat help?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
People who like having their eyeballs sandpapered would say the same to you.
Each to his own and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
"used"?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
yeah,
like I'd been "used" for mental sex thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)
Kylie must be mentally ANGUISHED

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
I dare say.
I don't know how all these celebrities cope, to be honest. Take Britney Spears, for instance. Just how does she manage to hold herself together?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
She cuts favourite teddy bears into little strips
and then glues them to herself with the tears of their owners.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
are you popular at parties?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
this
surely it makes you feel appreciated and sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
in the same way being raped might

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
You do talk some rubbish

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
That's utter bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)
say why.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
That's it just to annoy you
I'm going to fantasise about you right now.

oh that's good,
yeah baby.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
No.
Ask one of the other people that agree with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
Because someone you like enjoying thoughts of you
has nothing absofuckinglutely nothing to do with them physically pinning you down and subjecting you to a rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
missed point alert.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
You, or him?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
probably both.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
I think, right,
that it's OK for someone to think about their partner sexually, because you've already, most likely, had sex with them. And some people even see it as a compliment.

I really do worry about how your mind works.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
I worry about how everybody else's minds work.
You humans are baffling creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
what?
no! it is from someone you ALREADY elected to sleep with.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
I think they really have to get permission every single time.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
I'm going to leave this,
as you've obviously had some traumatic experience that means sex=horrible for you. Not much I can say, except "try something new". You never know, you might not have found what you like yet.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
yeah and the reason I don't like sweetcorn is because I got attacked by a buttered cob.
OBVIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
well it's not a normal way of thinking, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
neither is coming up with the theory of relativity.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
fair enough
enjoy your celibacy.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
it's not celibacy, you dilbert!
celibacy is when you don't have sex outside of marriage because you think it's morally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)
No it's not.
Celibacy is abstination from sex, full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
Is it abstinence if you've no reason to want to do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
oh yeah.
I was thinking of a different one.

It isn't that, anyway. The latter bit still applies. It's when you decide not to, for whatever reason, despite your urges. I just have no interest in sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
Your boyfriend must be chuffed.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
I'm thinking that perhaps
he actually loves me, or something, because he's had the last four years to chuck me if it bothered him that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
He must have LOADS of porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
I can only recommend you try sticking a toasting-fork up your nose.
How can you know you won't like it if you've never tried?
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
I don't ave a toasting-fork
and the toaster won't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
How unadventurous.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
Ummm?
Having your partner thinking about you in a sexual context is comparable to rape?

OK. I think this conversation just took a turn for the twilight zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
yeah, mentally it is.
I mean, I can hardly consent to it if I'm not even there, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
Quick someone call the thought police.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
no, come off it.
you can't stop people having fantasies about stabbing you to death either, but you wouldn't want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
but being stabbed is unpleasant
sex isn't.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
it is if it's rape.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
CIRCULAR ARGUMENT.
What if it's NOT rape?

How can a thought be rape? Really? How?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
by being non consensual.
I don't consent to being thought about in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
You can't consent to a thought process in someone else's mind.
You can't censor someone else's thoughts.

Sorry to push this one, but if 'God' gave us freewill, he essentially signed a waiver on your behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)
Well, quite.
That's exactly why it would make me feel used, and actually really quite powerless.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
You're actually mental.
I'd suggest removing all five of your senses, and becoming a PVS mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
And how many chaps have you ever thought about in a sexy way?
Seriously, it's human nature, you can't help urges. With your rules, pretty much everyone would end up in prison.

I can sort of understand what you mean, objectification and all that (you great big feminist), but there's nothing that can stop it. It's just part of life.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
I'm not actually advocating putting people in prison for thinking about sex.
Although in answer to your question: none.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
It's fair enough if sex just doesn't do it for you
but you can't expect sexytime daydreams not to happen. It just....doesn't work like that.

And I know you're not advocating imprisonment, that was my extreme example :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
no it just wouldn't make me feel very good
if someone told me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
Not all sex is rape.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
It is if you're frigid.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
He's not imagining raping you
he's imagining you consenting and enjoying it. If you got a text saying "hi hun been thinking about raping u, got me hot, xx" or something, I'd see your point.

If he was enjoying daydreaming about going to the park with you for a lovely walk, would you object on the grounds that you don't like going to the park?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
Hmm yeah
actually a good point. Although if he was imagining me doing something I really hated, however innocent, I'd kind of wonder why he was imagining me being like somebody else.
It's just the idea of being thought of as a sexual thing, to me, it's horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
I promise I'll do my best not to
but you can have sex without treating someone like an object, despite what internet links might have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
OK. I'm imagining slashing my colleague's face off with a rusty meathook.
Is that in any way comparable with, say, slashing his face off with a rusty meathook?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
No of course it isn't, you point-missing tit.
If you told him about it I shouldn't think he'd be very happy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
You wouldn't text him to tell him about it (if you liked him anyway, which, if you're imagining that, you probably don't. Er.)
The difference is trust and knowing someone well enough to know they'll appreciate it, like Webbie and her gentleman friend obviously have.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
BOLLOCKS.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
There you go again.
I really wonder why you bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
I got one from a girl I don't fancy t'other night.
"I'm aching for you", it said. It made me feel all funny, and not in a good way.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
'Aiming' for you it said, not aching

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)
I trust you replied with a gentle but firm turning-down and directions to the nearest nunnery.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
"You would've been locked up for saying that sort of thing thirty years ago"

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
Hahaha.
I need this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
It is.
100% trufe. I've still got the texts to prove it. Unless you're on about the actual law. In which case, I doubt it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)