In the style of spin.Since everyone is focusing on the fuckathon now might be the time to spill the beans and get something off your chest. No one will notice or care.
It was me what nicked the fire from the gods. Soz.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22,
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AVE ITTell me it was with none of the below mentioned `orrors.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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Steady now, pandering to the itnernet is sexface's job,(
Lollylegs lite, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33,
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Last time I said something like this on here, I got moaned at .Life is so unfair :(
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:34,
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I probably will get moaned at later when he searches for his usernameand finds it.
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Lollylegs lite, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:36,
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Good god, does he do that as well?That's one of the ultimate signs of shitness, along with blaming your own idiocy on a clique.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37,
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When someone shit makes a stupid and/or offensive remark and most people react negativelythey tend to blame people's negative reactions on the alleged fact that said people are in a clique. Not the stupidity or offensiveness of the remark, oh no - it's not their fault at all.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:42,
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I've stolen a roll of Recorded Delivery By 9AM stickers from worka block of 100 of them, where it's normally, what, 7 quid a pop in the Post Office?
LOL.
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moohalaa, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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I assume they have the stamp on themand aren't just the barcode stickers, that you can get for free at the post office.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24,
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That, Sir, is a good questionI think the franking machine does that
FUCK
FUCKETTY SHIT. I thought I could have used them, haha.
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moohalaa, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25,
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Also, that's not as bad as someone I knew,who was given a purchase order book.
It took the company he worked for until 2 years after he'd left (the job and the country) to realise that he'd managed to order £15000 of office supplies and sold them all on eBay.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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I shot Lennon, JR, The French Pope and Rowan AtkinsonIn that order.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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I managed to read "Dawn French" in there somehow.(
GatheredCrustacean, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24,
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that's just optimism;)
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25,
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We must be twins.Or something.
I have a psychic twin at work too. We're convinced we were separated at birth. 2 years apart.
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GatheredCrustacean, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28,
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TJ: FOR FUCK'S SAKEb3ta.com/board/8306564
NO! WRONG! SEX PISTOL IS NOT FLOPPY-HAIRED EMO CUNTOID
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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^____^ bt itz so kawaiiiiiiiii =^______^=and drawn on a Year Seven RE folder.
Paging ClanSoul.
Paging ClanSoul.
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moohalaa, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24,
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ClanSoul reporting for duty.What are your orders sir?
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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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could you go next door and suck up to some emo jailbait for us?that'd be a big help, thanks
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:27,
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kekekekekeekeor something, probably
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:30,
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Maybe, but I doubt many people her could do any better than her.And she's improved a lot recently.
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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31,
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You say that now.I've seen grooming, mind you, until you get a picture of her tits you aren't doing it right.
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Heheh, grooming is bad D:I don't want a picture of her tits, I'm perfectly happy with how things are between us.
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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38,
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Because my ass is too sore from the assrape /talk inflicts on a general basis.(
ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43,
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I SAID BUMMERS SAY YOU'LL HAVE UP SPEAK UP, MY EYES ARE NOT THAT SMALL.(
ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:49,
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Oh god, thisI don't miss /board one bit. Thank christ for you lot.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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^thisI think I blazed a trail ages ago! And to think that you scoffed at me!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshe's a fifteen year old girl, leave her alone! At least she TRIED to draw :P
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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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^_^lazygamer.co.uk/common/b3ta/japwoo3.gif
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29,
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so if I TRIED to play the euphonium, you'd say it was worth me posting the results on the internet?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28,
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So long as you post a picture of you with ^ ^ as your eyesyou're in there
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moohalaa, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29,
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Sid Vicious killed himself because life was so cruel.O-Z-
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28,
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I powered down my first linux box today.(after replacing it with something a bit smaller and quieter)
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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*Chains you to mountain crag**Applies vultures*
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jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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eagles + liverssilly :)
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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it's these little detailsthat make all the difference.
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Batsgirl, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29,
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awwww, fuck, its like a night in Wigan!(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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I must admit, that Sexface sure does fuck alot.Bastard.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23,
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He got tha moves alright.:D
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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He's got more than enough by the sounds of it(
BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28,
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I managed to miss all this shagging stuffand can't be arsed to spazz back cos I don't really care about who is sticking what in whom.
THERE, I'VE SAID IT.
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frunt It's been a while..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24,
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pffftwith you on that.
it was a bash. booxe was had. things were done.
now whose eyebrows did they take off again?
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28,
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booxe?no wonder. that stuff's evil.
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frunt It's been a while..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29,
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It was me that was looking at the knockers of that young woman at the pool todaySHOCKER!
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knockers?Was there crumpet? Gor Blimey missus, On The Buses!
I ate you Butler!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:27,
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I stole a street sign, painted over the graffiti, then brought it back and taped it in place.(
KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25,
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i had a really really good want last night(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25,
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Was it me you wanted?*flutters eyelashes*
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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i meant wankbut i'm a fool
but i do want you... *growls*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:32,
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I already have confessed something herebut it was at 4am and virtually no-one else was on at the time.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25,
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I need to leave here and turn the tv off before I mentally break(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26,
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May i recommend,Some Porn?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28,
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I've had sex with you.That's you plural.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:30,
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