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If you were making the modern A-Team movie, who would play what parts?
For me:
Hannibal - Ian McKellen
Murdock - Jim Carrey
Face - Robert Downey Jr
BA Barracus - Samuel L Jackson

Alternatively, what movie are you most excited about seeing when it's released?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
you are truly a film buff

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

film buff

cunt
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
I would have all the original actors as their characters
apart from Hannibal would be a German Shepherd.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Hannibal - JMG
Murdock - JMG
Face - JMG
BA Barracus - Blackface JMG
(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

JMG FRIZ

Pickle Fairy is the van.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)


(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
you love the attention.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Surely you should be The Face?
You'd need your own A-Team van though as you'd take up too much windscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Waaaay ahead of you.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
beaten by 12 seconds
Mine was cussing his massive mug though. So I think it's more of a 1 2 punch from us both.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
I love it when a plan comes together.
*big tens*
*freeze frame*
*fade to black*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
I can't wait to see..
www.aintitcool.com/images2009/bigbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
:D
That does look excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
NO. NO SAMUEL L JACKSON
He's over used and it annoys me. Please, someone, find Hollywood a new black superstar.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
I was considering Laurence Fishburne.
But I think Samuel L could pull the character off better.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Pick another one!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Will Smith wouldn't be any good.
Michael Clarke Duncan is a possibility, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
Forest Whitaker

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Will Smith?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Wesley Snipes
Or is he in prison?

Denzel?

Ok I've run out now
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hannibal - Leslie Neilson (before he pegs it)
Murdock - Jim Carey
Face - Me
BA - Me, blacked up
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
I am still excited about STAR TREK despite having already seen it three days ago.
I especially OMG'd at the minor character donning a red suit and dying three minutes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I loved the extendable sword.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
"Autorisation code, wictor wictor two."
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(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
Did someone say
Star Trek?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
This connection isn't great and I can't load heavy stuff right now as someone is on the Skype phone.
I will turn my attention to this matter as soon as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
No movies.
But Holy Shit, the gameplay footage of Splinter Cell Conviction from E3 has me cacking my pants in excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Hannibal - Arnie
Murdock - Stallone
Face - Seagal
BA Barracus - Sandra Bullock
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
I choose
Hannibal - Leslie Neilson
Murdock - Steve Buscemi
Face - David Hasslehoff
BA Barracus - Tommy Lister, Jr

I really want to see Inglorious Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
Hannibal - Jo Shishsido
Murdock - Willem Defoe
Face - I dunno
BA - Michael K Williams (Omar from The Wire)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Don't know but they'd drive
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Hannibal - Anthony Hopkins
Murdock - Noel Coward
Face - Simon Pegg
BA Barracus - Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
I pity the fool, sir, who drinks Lapsang with his elevenses.
Earl Grey or Ceylon are far more appropriate beverages. Sucka.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
the proper answer is:
Hannibal - Mel Gibson
Murdock - Jim Carrey
Face - George Clooney (or possibly Pitt)
BA Barracus - Michael Clarke Duncan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Hannibal - Larry David
Murdock - Jack Black
Face - David Hasselhoff
BA Barracus - Tracy Morgan or Whoopi Goldberg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEk3deCOm0
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)