I didn't mean anything by anything i'm sorry
I have had way to much to drink
Once again i'm sorry. I will go now and never say anything bad again.
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

OH YOU CUNT

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

We're here for you. B3ta group therapy is the way forward.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

I need it

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

We'll keep you from going under, you delicate flower you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

hey, no worries, take it easy, great forum

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

OH YOU.....
OH IT'S YOU
line103 goto line 104
YOU ARE TO CLEVER FOR ME!!
BLESS YA


cunt
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

it's all ok, i can take that, no offence, let it all out, no problem for me, tell me your trouble with it all?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

shut up and piss off you moron.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

so negative, he is ok, he just is struggling, be nice, or not

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

CUNT

If you really thought thst why say anything back to me
Fuck me, don't feed me!!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Haha, you're a massive wanker who can't hold his drink.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaahahaahahahahahhaahhaahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahaahahahaahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahahah scroll bitch
!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

Well that has to be the new definition of FAIL.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

I even tried to make it right :(
Fuck
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

unless 2D has a monitor about six inches wide.

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

6 inches is alot my friend
trust me
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'm clicking 'i like this' because it was so fucking shit that I actually liked it. I say liked, I really mean pitied.
Alas, there is no 'I pity this' button, so it'll have to do.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Looks like word-wrap and its terrible internet clique are ganging up on you!

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

You sound just like my dad.
But we all know, come next week. you'll be yelling about how there are no forks in the house, throwing a paddy, breaking things etc.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Don't get me stared on your dad mate
What a...........
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'm watching 'Alien' on dvd again.
is anyone else watching a film of any description at the moment?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

No your not!!!!!
Your on here
God i hate fucking liers!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

you seem very negative, do you have issues? is it because the last time you tried to fit in with b3ta we all laughed at your pictures in the wrong way and took the piss out of you, we've all changed, relax

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pic on the beach
*fwaaaaaps*
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

RE
FUCKING
LAX????????????????
You thinking you are so smart 'n all LOLZ!!!!!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Make sense, little train!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

he seems to be really bottling some forum hurt up

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Oh mongy, what did you do to him, you bad man?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

He did nothing
Nobody has!!
Was just gettin a tad boring
Is it now? :D
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

everyone is worried about you, are you ok?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'm not worried Mongy.
I hope he dies! :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

you're not in his will you know

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

See, the thing about loud, impotent internet rage is that either
a) it's actually genuine, in which case you're a pathetic excuse for a human being that should have been killed in the playground;
b) it's actually genuine but you're pretending it was ironic, in which case you're just another tiresome bell-end like so many thousands of other attention-starved users on so many other internet forums.

Either way, you're not doing yourself any favours.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

You forgot option c) It's not genuine and never was.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

c) = b).

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Innit

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

You wait till ya on ya own
Stay here till 4:37!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

Haha, is this an internet threat?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

You bet ya
I'll 'av ya
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Right, so.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

something is up esme, i hope he is ok

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

pfft, comical misplaced comma.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

(thick)

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

I'm scared mongy, he threatened me :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

i don't think it was a threat i think it was meant to read like
"you'd be mental like me if you stayed on /talk on your own at 4am"
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Nah, he mentioned something about my internet friends or some shit earlier.
I think he's trying to be an internet hardman.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

with
that hair
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

hey little big fella, it's all cool, tell us older people how we hurt you?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

With ya stabbin weapon
:(
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

show us on the doll where the man touched you

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

all banter aside, what's up mate, you seem troubled by the forum, you ok?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Please show us the way to wisdom, O wise, non-sarcastic user of intelligent phrases like "LOLZ!!!!!".

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

that is very nice little fella, just tell us what is wrong, you must have left school now, grown up a bit, why not join in

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

OMG!!1
You did bite!!
You of all people hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh you do make me laugh mate
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

hey no offence, i'm just saying, what's up? you seem distresed, no issue

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

No issue
Just jeating and maybe a bit tipsy!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

We're all jeating, don't beat yourself up over it.
What the fuck is jeating?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

are you sure, it appears you are carrying some previous bags from before, it's only a forum, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Nope.
I watched My Bloody Valentine earlier. It was shit, to be fair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

the originals good fun
in a schlock horror kind of way.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

I haven't seen it.
I've heard there's a different ending.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

I havent seen the newfangled one
so I couldnt say, I'm afraid. I think it was the usual 'all the teens who sneak off to have sex get messily killed and only the nubile young virgin survives' (c) every slasher film ever.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yeah, only a bit more drawn out.
Apparently the gore was better in 3D. It just looked shit and overdone in 2D.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

did you not get those silly glasses
with the dvd or summat?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Yeah, but we watched it in 2D. My friend said it gets a bit shit in 3D the whole way through.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

No!
I'm watching Derren Brown. I'm waiting for You Have Been Watching.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

i am

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Pic on the beach
*fwaaaaaaaap*
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

i'm watching one with no description.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

I've got Sluts With Nuts IV on in the background, but I'm not paying much attention to it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Oh you will when it get's to
1'13 trust me
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

I'm guessing you rarely get past 1'13 in any porn film.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Never :(

Unless i start it from 1'12:56
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

I'm watching This Week

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

No, no-one is.
In fact, right now it's International Film Prohibition Hour, and you are committing a capital offence.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

whoops
my bad.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

i think that
this could be the ugliest girl group on earth
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I've seen far worse looking girls than that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

God their music is shit :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

It's not bad pop.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

I think it is.
No offence, etc.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

That's fine, I have been known to dance to b*witched.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

c'est la vie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

I see what you did there.

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

The dog has taken over my bed:(
I'll have to sleep in my sister's bed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Kick it out!
That dog is totally pwning you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

But he's so cute!
My sister is getting a puppy in three weeks, the bitch.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

* jealous *
what kind of puppy?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

phwoar

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Thanks for not saying it to my face I might have cried

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

Pffft
Shush
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

In the MIRROR?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

Totally didn't see that coming, Dave!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

what were YOU doing in her MIRROR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

BEING A COMPLETE CUNT, no doubt.
He's always at it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

lol banter.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

oh.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'd fuck them all.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

Yes, but still way out of your league darling.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

haha

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

yeah wicca!
don't you know, he is capable of sustaining a meaningful relationship with much more attractive women than that!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

oh no my mistake,
he is completely incapable of that.
what.
a.
stud.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'd bone the one on the left.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

In fact,
all but the second to the left.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

In fact...

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

your left or my left?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

i'm sure they are not really are they, still how you doing sikrick, my best mate?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Christ you're a tedious fuckwit

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Hello.
Are you thinking of coming to the Dub Bash?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

If I'm not too broke
I'll be there. I'm pretty broke though. I might coincide it with going to see my auntie about my omgweddingdress
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

OMG OMG OMG
When is your wedding, anyway?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

October next year.
The reception place phoned me the other day for the deposit. Haven't even finalised the fucking guest list yet.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

anyone who makes the stats page for /talk - naturally

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Pfft.
None of these freaks are coming. I'll have real life people there.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

what!1!!1!!
then how will i get to object :((((
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

That's a bit soon for a deposit, isn't it?
I don't know anything about weddings, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

*shrugs*
I don't know either.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

Good luck with it, anyway.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

I wouldn't call any of them ugly.
Then again, your standards are much higher than us mere mortals.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Please
Post (or link) pictures of your past girlfriends
Then i will decide
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Cheeky girls?

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

MEAT
vegancampus.com/2007/09/14/if-you-eat-meat-youre-eating-feces-shit/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

They are a bit ming, aren't they.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Seen worse.
Mainly in Slough, mind.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

I think the final scene in Lost
Will be of a male cow with a artificial udder that has 7 teets.
My uncles barber told him and his pregnant wife (26 months gone) works for forums.abc.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?webtag=lost

EDIT:sorry i should have added

*SPOILER*
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

What?
randomn.es/images/2c014a52072af10dddba680f06b6bc6c.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

How delightful.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

Ok
Now i'm hard as fuck
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

hee hee
randomn.es/images/b6d5fdfe2924c21e6ab2db959e4e281a.jpg
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

A3 posterin' that!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Pfft.
One of the few memes I find funny
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

What Jolly Jack dreams of

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Quite
Have a Nike Meat Edition shoe.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

backwards poop!
my favourite kind of rabbit anime poop porn!
( moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Pavement Meat Baby
www.erikaerre.com/images/meat%20baby%204.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Who makes these?!
www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/meat-baby.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu
sfw.nakidness.com/images/file/mediums/meat_dogs.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

???
Just who the hell draws this kind of thing?!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

haha! yes

( moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

Did i say the cow has 1 less toe than it should?

(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Oh, you're that dickhead with the sunglasses.
I see.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Oh someone posted 'i think wikipedia is the best use of the internet'
And i'm a dickhead?
I love you soooooooooooo much xx
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

No, that's not why you seem like a dickhead.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Take a step back and think for a min!
Ok one more!
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

cheer up Ireland
you mardy mick!
( moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

I'm not mardy, I just remember him as being a dick.
Hello Mooey.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

IRELAND....
Ah
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

wikipedia is the best use of the internet
i posted that and i stand by it for the average user, it informs and educates
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh you prick
Oh come on bite!!!
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

bite what?

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

i think it is still bitter from being picked on before
shame really
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

why would i bother, is this important to you? did b3ta gang up on you in the past?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

He seems to have issues with b3ta, how upsetting :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

well we should just close it down now
in fact lets close the whole internet then no-one gets upset
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

Hahaha
THATS not the reason at all
But close!!!
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

This
I have learned all about bowel cancer and ulcerative colitis and chrones and all sorts of other bowel related disorders from it.

I can be a bowel consultant now
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

OK.
It's breakfast time! at 12:45! img43.imageshack.us/img43/6425/09072009299.jpg
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

Piss off!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5790543/Family-spray-urine-on-lampposts-to-lure-back-lost-dog.html
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Crazy days

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

LAWL
farm1.static.flickr.com/49/143495167_5643c623b0.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

are you rathen or someone, i get confused

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

i am not to be confused

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

ahh, mortal wombat

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

the same!

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

I thought you were Sexface.
Sorry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

Ah hahaha!!
I see what you have done
(for fuck sake what a dick)
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

are you english btw... trying to remember...

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I never said

(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

but the photo shows her holding a bottle not a spray

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

yes the bottle has lemonade in
she cocks her leg
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

the filthy bitch

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

Aw, I hope it works.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

i think wikipedia is the best use of the internet
i'm surprised it took so long

i'm not going to get into the good and bad points so don't bother
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I think Barry is the best use of the internet.
I miss Barry
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

no image software
i thought of a good barry the other day too
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Aw MAN

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Did you write it down for future reference?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

nah, not how i roll, i used to have alot of image ideas, stil do, i made some once, now not so much

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

I'm going to be honest now.
Your pictures are some of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. If you've got a good idea, hold on to it!
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

the best use of the internet is Babs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

The best use?!
Are you a jaffa?
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

ok, that's clearly wank
discuss tv or something, i dunno
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Yo yo yo
Whats up home booooooooooooy
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

yuo need to be 3D now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

It is clearly wank that only 2D replied to you
pffft
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

yes, but it was augmented

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Em... no
It was a silly fucking thread started
Just think about what you did for a minute
(Frogb3at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

i´m doing my good deed of the day by doing a new hip recycling website
i feel a bit of a hippy doing it tbh, but it kinda feels guurrrd.

what good deed have you fellow b3tans done this week?

saved a school boy from near death? only put 1 sugar instead of the usually 3 in frizs tea? prey tell...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

I guided a blind man to his seat in a pub.
His dog was so fucking lazy
TRUEFAX
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

This account is shit.
Log in as El Guiri.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I have put up with people.
And shared my alcohol.
( Cae1, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

None.
I'm an evil cunt.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

from what i´ve heard you´re really nice ashully

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I haven't done anything spectacular this week
I have cheered a friend in need up though.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

thats important
you are a good person. like jesus.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

I stopped a little old lady from getting beaten up and mugged last night.





...I decided I was going to stay in and watch the telly.

I thangyew.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

It's ok the internet it fixed now
por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200904/f4f5eee66040f6505573a3c724a81eea.jpg
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Lord thats horrific

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

It made me chuckle
the more I look at the funnier I find it.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

this gets my...seal of approval
Oh japes
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

pfft

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

My internet appears to still be broken :(

( Cae1, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

that a happy aminal.
I go bed now. nigh night. *hugs evyone*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Is that blood on his face?
Barbaric.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

we've learnt much here tonight, i feel enriched
www.popularpages.net/pics/big-black-cock_4_3952_si.jpg

nsfw lols
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Fial

( Lollylegs lite, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

cock is never fail
i need to piss now
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

But there is no cock
Other than you, of course.
( Lollylegs lite, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

there's a biggun, up there

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

*Spams Cr3*
*tells him to put that young lady down and mod like he's sposed to*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Y'know
I can see this picture
And a lot of others on:
PlanetClimax.com
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Planetclimax.com you say?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

No
PlanetClimax.com
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

PlanetClimax?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Dot Com?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Dot. Com.

( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

I don't do space sex, but I'll recommend it to friends.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

How is it that you haven't been permanently banned yet?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

What's he done that's so bad?

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

He posted a link to a pic of a black gentleman's cock that didn't work
HE'S SCUM
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

O

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

The picture didn't work
I assume the cock is fully functioning
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Poor punctuation and grammar.
Not being able to touch his nose and stand on one foot at the same time?
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

If tedious (lack-of-)characters were permanently banned, there'd be less than 10 users left.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

luck?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

this has become tiresome

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Fuck off and die, twat.

( Ibstock, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

discuss new things, i'll join in

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

i didn't think so, all /talk

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I tell you what I found,
I found the Adult Entertainment awards.

My favourite things:
There's an award for best music
The award for "best spanking movie" went to a film called "credit card fraud", which is just puzzling
There's an award for clever title, and it went to "strollin' in the colon"

Make up an award and give it to someone, or just have some fun with that list.

Do I really have to say NSFW.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

"Best Show Called 'Torchwood'" goes to Torchwood

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

TORCHWOOD!

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

and who are you giving it to?
moohalaa? YOU SEE BECAUSE TORCHWOOD IS ABOUT A GAY MAN AND MOOHALAA IS A GAY
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

You fucking editwhore.

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

what

( moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

He's saying you're gay
I'd pull his cock off if i were you.
*wishes*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

There is an adult version of it called Touchwood

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

or the French version
Touche Wood
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

I know. I wrote it.
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/torchwood.gif
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

PORN ON INTAWEBZ?!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

that ron jeremy, eh?
what a fellow
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

I wish I could grow one like him.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

SUPER MARIO WINS

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr5eRxuenzs
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

How you found that I don't know.
but the fact you did makes you a total wrong'un
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

there's an article about it here
www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/super-hornio-brothers.php

SFW, unless you click on the link to download the film
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

somethingawful
 
it's a rather popular internet forum apparently
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Fucking hell.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Porn kills threadrush.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Shut up! They'll notice!

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Shit. Then it may be too late.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

The balance is restored.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Watch Men

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Are links now being auto tinyurled or something?

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

No, I've taken this off my twitter to save b3ta with.

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

"Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"
seems to be the porn equivalent of Citizen Kane.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

It's outrageous, it doesn't have a clever or obscene title :(

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

The original pirates was the most expensive porn film of all time

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Really?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

You could argue Caligula was more expensive
but that was not just an out and out porn film
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

I still haven't seen the first one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm glad Ashlynn Goes to College won

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Oh man.
'It's Big, It's Black, It's Jack'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

LOL!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6288292
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I needed the money.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

starfish poopers
me for cock in bumhole
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

I've got a spare £10 voucher for Amazon going. So why not make it into a fun game?
Decode this to the original ascii plaintext and it's yours!

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
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

@All
Uhoh
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

dr who

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

I thought the icon by your name meant this had come in via text

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

really, no.
it was your fault first time around with the quiz.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

No. I won't start a thread.
That's what got you naughty stepped Dave.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Have another go.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

we kneed rules

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Okay

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

this one is more pleasing to me

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I FIND THIS THREAD AROUSING

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

now discuss metal
mercury
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

VENUS

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

go on..

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

MOTORHEAD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

STEEEEEEEEEEEEL

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Mercury is involved with the Illuminati or some such conspiracist bollocks.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

More stadium rock than metal.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

NOT IANTO :(
MASSIVE SAD FACES.
It's actually put the shits up me has that episode and made me go cold.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Is Ianto dead?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Yes!

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

:(

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

mercury wasn't metal
he was anthem/glam rock
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

AC/DC

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

right, that's shit
discuss cheese, but don't be dertay
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

I like those not-smoked not-austrian not-sausage not-cheeses

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Oh brie nice, it wasn't that shit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

stinking bishop

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

:(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

s'all right nothing personal mate

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

this has become tiresome

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Torchwood!

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

HE TAKES A LICKIN' AND KEEPS ON TICKIN'
he's dekionplexin'.

Is this message more upsetting with or without apostrophes?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

This isn't a fucking Torchwood fucking cock thread

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

I thought you were dead
thought hoped
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

i hate it when some tosser doesn't put the cheese away properly and it goes all hard and stale
i cambenbert it
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

What's Anders Larsen Bakke's favourite lager?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

tell me
i must know
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Cheese is a weapon of the corporations to enslave us.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)