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morning

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:05, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
alright sebastian, ima go home in a minute, work bores me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)
im home now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:14, archived)
morrrrrnin

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
boom boom boom boom i want you in my room

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
Room? I always thought it was womb.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:42, archived)
we'll spend the night together just you and me forever

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:43, archived)
Me? I always thought it was 'meat'.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:57, archived)
now let me hear you say way-o

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:09, archived)
Is it DAY FIVE?
I don't /talk over the weekend, so my mood is ambivalent, at best.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:29, archived)
DAY FIVE of what?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:50, archived)
His hunger strike.
Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:59, archived)
Now that you mention it,
I am rather peckish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)

e ri
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)
Who will save me from this appalling bullying?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:56, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:45, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:56, archived)
YO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:58, archived)
fancy a fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:02, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:08, archived)
Nice to see /board isn't even pretending not to be a cartoon wank site any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:15, archived)
That therapy really helped.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:21, archived)
morning
I am a year older today
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:28, archived)
Not even your mother cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:33, archived)
she does you know
I got a suck this morning
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
morning

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:36, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:43, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:45, archived)
hey let's click every post on the page so that everything goes on the populol page and that way we'll look popular and maybe some interesting people will start posting here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:10, archived)
Popular page is for wankers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:11, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:12, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:12, archived)
hey don't be like that, I'm trying to improve things round here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:13, archived)
bit needy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
at least I got dubs in this thread

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
the burden of proof isnt on me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:34, archived)
I might go to bed

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:39, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:15, archived)
night night sir sand goblin
night night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:35, archived)
Night christmas tits

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:42, archived)
night bubbles

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:43, archived)
'Some interesting'?
What are you saying fuck face?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
I think he's apologising for driving all the good people away.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:17, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:18, archived)
Hahahaha yeah
Wank
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
Hey! I'm the only driver round here
Someone steppin on my turf?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)
Did you scare stuj away? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:14, archived)
Me? NOOOO
As if that fine figure of man would be scared of a thing like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)
I'm not on trial here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:18, archived)
Just askin
GAWD
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)
yeah well don't ok

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:40, archived)
Hahahaha yeah
Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:19, archived)
Hahahaha yeah
Prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:17, archived)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:43, archived)
Yeah fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:25, archived)
Hello lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:26, archived)
hurrah shit thread time

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:33, archived)
you know what, your pointless shitposting is ruining /talk for everyone

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
It is a bit rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
it's not as rude as a big wobbly willy though

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
or a pair of bosoms

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
and a bottom with poo coming out

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
or a lady's front bottom

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:56, archived)
Depends on your perspective

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:57, archived)
I fuck like a beast

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
just sayin

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
What kind of beast?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
Remember to put your bins out.
It's recycling, too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 18:38, archived)
no its not

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 18:50, archived)
Yes it's.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
no its notm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
Look, it is.
Everyone else has their recycle bins out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
thats no way to live

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 21:46, archived)
But that is the way to get your recycling collected on schedule.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
What's recycling?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
its a libtard conspiracy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
Libtards are shit compared to greatservatives.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)
It's like unicycling only with more smugness and bags for life.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
Hahahayeah.
Like anybody is smugger than a unicyclist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
Those who throw around 'Poi' are far worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)
It's for the proles.
Not something us golden spoon types need to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
YOU'RE NOT MY MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
YES I AM!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)
I WISH

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
I was born under a wandering eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:20, archived)
alright Sméagol

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
Never seen Harry Porter, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:24, archived)
nice dubs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)
Saw something scrawled on a wall today
that said "Watching TV is like spray painting your third eye."

Not sure what this means, any idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
I think EastEnders misaligns your chakras or sutin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)
chakras kahn? chakras kahn? chakras, chakras

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)
I'd feel for her, if you know what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
I once saw some paintings by a bloke who sprayed the paint out of his brown eye
Not sure if this is any help, soz
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
David Bowie is weird

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:53, archived)
gonzo is weird
edit: check em
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
you were born a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)
At least I wasn't born out of one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)
hail ceaser

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
Salad for people who'd rather be eating cheese on toast.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
hail caesar is more like a slush puppy for people who'd rather be eating cheese on toast.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 18:18, archived)
something something japs eye

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
What happened to the popular page?
It died alone, unloved and forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
clickin dis

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
One click populols.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
broken Britain

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 17:46, archived)
were you born with a golden spoon?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:18, archived)
No. How could such a thing happen, you buffoon?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
I don't know, maybe like that eight legged baby that was born in India or some shit, I'm not a doctor am I

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
or that James Bond film

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)
^jealous^

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)
well no, because you spend half your week looking up old ladies' bungholes

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)
^jealous^

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)
I'm only jealous because you got my dubs there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)
Hi, I'm a doctor
I reckon it would be easy, surgeons leave stuff inside people all the time. Maybe they previously did an operation to scoop out some of the mother's insides and accidentally left one of their scooping spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
ok, yeah, but do they use gold spoons? I bet they don't
you fucking piece of shit
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)
Course they do, surgeons are fucking loaded.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)
Nope, just a gob full of my mums pubes and gloopy vag lumps.

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
gloopy vag lumps would be a great band name
if you don't use it then I will
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)
fine

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2196842
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)
I was born with a suction cup on my head,
not sure if it was golden or not, don't imagine so though it was NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:12, archived)
I heard those things squeeze your brain and make you retarded

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
yeah explains a lot haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:20, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
yes, yes i was

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)
hey it's stopped raining

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
no it hasn't
you speak nonsense, nonsense-speaky-man!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
my protein window closes in an hour

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)
Rectum?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)
if you've got protein in your rectum then you're doing something very wrong indeed

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:40, archived)
yes it has

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)

i.imgur.com/SnJAHrG.jpg
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)
Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:11, archived)
Cheers mate, i'm off down the shops, getting fags.
Anyone want anything while i'm out? how about a cornetto? You know, like Simon Pegg does.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)
oh I know who that is haha
he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)
haha, smoking, I get it, like they do on council estates

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
might

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
get

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
dubs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
check em

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:59, archived)
Yeah' yeah' yeah', can't all be born with a golden spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:06, archived)
yeah, it's like they say, I was born with a golden spoon
because that's what people say, they say that all the time, they say oh get him, he was born with a golden spoon
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:09, archived)
He's like the goose with the silver egg in its mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)
Insisting on yourself a bit there, why make this about you?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)
I was agreeing with you, no need to be so defensive

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:27, archived)
Calm down, no need to get family involved, just take it out on me instead.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:58, archived)
I think he meant 'fags' as in 'homosexuals'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:15, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:16, archived)
I didn't spot that, I suppose that's because I was born with a golden spoon
which I imagine is like a really posh forceps delivery
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)
I imagined golden spooning to be like regular spooning but with watersports.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:19, archived)
oh right, like a golden eggyolk
edit: check em
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)

www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&id=488
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
What has?

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)
dunno lol

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:22, archived)
We have a right old laugh here don't we?

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
we surely do

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
so yeah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:49, archived)
woohoo

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:53, archived)
tell you what right, it's raining

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:05, archived)
alright
BAM! or something.
(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:57, archived)
alright
tell you what right, it's raining
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)
it was raining earlier now its snowing
And its my real birthday today so all of you send me presents you cunts
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:05, archived)
It's been raining all fucking day so far.
I blame the darkies.
(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
they come over here, steal our jobs and women and make it rain and the whole town stinks of their smelly cooking

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:36, archived)
Yeah but you can't beat a nice lamb jalfrezi

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:37, archived)
more of a rogan josh man meself like

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:11, archived)
That UKIP seem like a chummy bunch.

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
I like that Nigel Farage, he seems like the sort of man who deserves my vote

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
He was very funny in that film about a plane crash.
Nominated for Best Comedy
(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:24, archived)
you may scoff but Britain nearly lost a great political thinker there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
Did he land on Norman Tebbit?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
lol
i.imgur.com/SxSYNjk.jpg
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:05, archived)
haha good one

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
I'm sorry I don't agree.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:27, archived)
hey yo... well i am gonna be a spam cunt
anyone interested in buying an

N64 with golden eye and original quake
Sega Megadrive (genesis)
Original Sega Master System PowerBase + 13 games
Sega Game Gear + games
Original DC01 Game Boy + games

I was going to job lot them on ebay but you lot are shit cunts so thought there might be an interested party.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:35, archived)
You tried Games Xchange?
do good price I hear
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:47, archived)
alright new paki person
yeah i hear about lots of things

thanks for the input
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:51, archived)
You are sincerely on fire
Respect. But if nothing comes up its a viable option.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:55, archived)
Quake on N64
was proper shit. Blew my mind that such an advanced system should have such shoddy graphics.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:59, archived)
"N64" "advanced" ?
the N64 was a shambles of a console. Much like the Jaguar before it, developing games for the N64 was a nightmare. Despite being a 64-bit machine and actually quite powerful under the hood, it was hideously marred by the fact it ran on cartridges when CD drives had already proven a better storage medium for games, both in terms of storage space and read speeds.
It had some fun games, but ultimately it was a mess of a console. Notice how the only people who really defend it are the ones who owned one? I'm the same with the Dreamcast - I know it's a shoddy console, I know it's not actually 128-bit, I know it was a nightmare to develop for and there's only a few good games for it but DAMMIT IT HAS SHENMUE ON IT AND IT'S THEREFORE THE BEST CONSOLE EVER MADE!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:20, archived)
The best thing about the dreamcast was that it ran divx.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:40, archived)

mes y
lololollllllll
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
no thanks, i've got a ps4 i don't really use

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 8:24, archived)
Whens that hacking game coming out? that looks dead good

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 11:03, archived)
No ta.
Gaming is for plebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 9:09, archived)
my lad is having a hissy fit because i'm beating him at fifa and now i've said i'm retiring as undefeated champion, think he's gonna cry soon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 9:32, archived)
I wish United had done that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
yes, I'll buy that, how much do you want for it, what's your paypal address lol j/k, yer a cunt lol

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 9:42, archived)
How much for this one?
www.ebay.com/itm/221357006206?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 12:51, archived)
would anyone dare run it to see if it was genuine though, probably just an empty case

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
Bargain.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 13:37, archived)
If I had the money
I'd take all of them off your hands, except maybe the N64
/redundant post
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:00, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:16, archived)
Hi Ya

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:20, archived)
This is like the worlds slowest version of Omegle

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:23, archived)
Its shit

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:23, archived)
why do people come here

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:25, archived)
fuck off you needy spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:37, archived)
That was truly funny

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:47, archived)
lol bollocks
have a spam to my vinyl only house set from tonight www.mediafire.com/listen/6ckzpir7jorso6t/djrich_250114_Housefreaks_Vinylset.mp3

love you longtime
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
alright

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:26, archived)
dubs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:26, archived)
has monster munch posted a thread?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:46, archived)
pls respond

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:46, archived)
na
you know this place goes dead after 10 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:50, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:07, archived)
Frank

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:03, archived)
so anyway

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
nice dubs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
underworld rise of the lycans is on now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
Any tit in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
no so far

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:11, archived)
i've turned it off, it was well dull

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)
all the underworld films are shit
and all the Beckinsale in leather can't make them better
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:11, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)
evening
alt: wanker
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
up yours you fucking bumlord, get the fuck off my internet

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:27, archived)
eat shit you crystallized knob jockey, I was here first

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:29, archived)
11 months to christmas!

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:41, archived)
twat

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:56, archived)
woah, no need for that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:57, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
this is the worst thread ever

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:11, archived)
I know
it's fucking shite, don't know why I started it
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:12, archived)
I hope you are thoroughly ashamed of yourself

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:16, archived)
very much so
I'll relurk for another 3 years now
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
Haha yeah I get it you're pretending that the internet is physical and you can own part of it, lol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 19:52, archived)
when's dr who's on?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:18, archived)
dr whoms

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:20, archived)
who cares, you never get to see any tit in it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:22, archived)
you do a bit in that one where billie piper and her face is a prostitute

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:34, archived)
I find billy piper strangely alluring.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 19:42, archived)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
I think it's her massive cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
i dunno who it is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:10, archived)
used to shag Chris Evans

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
We had some fun times yesterday evening, the fact that none of it made it onto the popular page just confirms how high quality the banter was.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 19:53, archived)
tonight is already riviting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
i cant wait to find out what the next thread will be

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
I've got £5 on it being "so yeah" by Frank

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
Anyone else got a bastard Monsoon outside?

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
haha yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:40, archived)
hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:20, archived)
it was chucking it down this morning,
doesn't look quite so bad at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:40, archived)
Its gone mental where I am
Bins being blown over, windows rattling kids screaming outside.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
that's your bum

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
Yes, the kids outside often scream at whats below my belt

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:18, archived)
hahaha imagine a bin being blown over hahahaha crazy crazy shit right there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:20, archived)
I know
I wish I'd taken a picture but its all calmed down now
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:23, archived)
oh hahahaha yeah, yeah you totally should have taken a picture, I bet you're kicking yourself now, hahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
I Know Right!
But theres always next time, I'm sure it will happen again soon.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:27, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:27, archived)
haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
haha rain

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:12, archived)
Wheres my fucking snow

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:56, archived)
hahaha yes! yes, it has rained a bit today! hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:19, archived)
why must you be so FUCKING rude, Frank?
It's no wonder no one comes here anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
woah, WOAH there, I'm just joining in and having a laugh with my online buddies

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:26, archived)
Weather threads are my fourth favourite after food threads, alright threads, and wanker wanker wank wank threads

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
evening plans?
alt morning plans? alt dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:44, archived)
woah, check out Captain Threadstomp stomping my thread here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:47, archived)
Duck.
For at least one of those questions. Or fewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)
it's like greasy chicken, but for wankers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
Burns night
so haggis neeps and tatties, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:56, archived)
didnt realise you were religious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:57, archived)
oh yeah totes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
cool i love god

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
haha, like anyone actually believes that horse shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:10, archived)
It's sheep guts.
It just tastes like horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)
what does that even mean

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:29, archived)
probs just copied from facebook,
I wouldn't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
karm down

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
Haggis is sheep innards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
wait until you find out
that ALL meat comes from inside of animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
Hahahayeah.
Everybody knows that chicken is a mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:21, archived)
Girlfriends off out
Helping her dad fix his wi fi network as he thinks its being "broken into", it isn't, then a take away i think.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:02, archived)

Absolutely no to genetically modified food. Perhaps next they'll be giving us chromosome lacking pork and radio active sugar to go in our atom split tea. And we can all make our merry way to the town square where we can watch scientists set fire to nature while we all hack up florescent bits of our decaying bodies and spit them on what we used to call nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
Why don't you just mind your own fucking business for once, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
pot noodle

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
please talk to me in this thread because Foot has me on ignore now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
nah the mods just deleted him

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
I only have your word for this, I hope you're not lying to me

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:05, archived)
why would i lie

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:05, archived)
dunno, for attention I suppose or maybe some elaborate internet hoax

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:06, archived)
Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)
haha they say this a lot all over the internet!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:09, archived)
No they don't

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:10, archived)
haha that is funny because it is a lie which is related to this conversation!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:12, archived)
I'd like to see you make up a joke as good as that one

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
i dont know any jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:21, archived)
well do a funny dance then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:23, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:03, archived)
dunno
b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/post68784
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:12, archived)
i think it's rape if you put yourself in a woman who is asleep,
i think that's rape, is he a rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
he may be a rapist but that's not as bad as telling lies because lots of women actually want to be raped

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:14, archived)
lol he actually deleted the thread after i said he had
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:21, archived)
so you lied to me

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:23, archived)
only technically

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:03, archived)
No because it is lies and he has never put himself in a woman.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:16, archived)
well no, because that one time he posted a pic of a woman he said was his girlfriend and said he'd bring her to a B4$H but they had to cancel a couple of days before the event so that proves it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:19, archived)
They did?
Meh, it wasn't an attempt at spam, I genuinely thought that it may be of interest, it's obviously not and that's fine and so I got rid. Haven't got a clue as to where's most appropriate for it - haven't mooched around here for years and obviously things have changed considerably.

/relurk
(Foot is giving money away on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:15, archived)
haha yeah, kill yourself

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:15, archived)
or just post it on /board, they're the photoshop people

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
You spastic bender, as if you deleted it you massive coward.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
ignore everyone else post it on all the boards to make sure you get maximum uptake

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:21, archived)
apart from /calendar they're well cliquey there

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:43, archived)
I always forget that place even exists

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
im in starbucks having hot chocolate with my daughter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
you know you can just buy hot chocolate powder from tesco and drink it at home and that's way cheaper

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:40, archived)
im waiting to collect her new glasses, do keep up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:43, archived)
you know you can tell her to squint at things at that's way cheaper

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:45, archived)
i think they are free for kids

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:03, archived)
hey if you know someone who needs glasses you could train a kid to pretend to not see properly and get free glasses, that's a money spinner right there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
do i get free glasses now i'm nearly proper old?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
Does this work for birth control too?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
not if you fall asleep with your willy inside a lady

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:47, archived)
birth control is free from any family planning center, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
I could have saved so much money on gin and coat hangers. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
"Birth control for kids" is more of a context sensitive statement than one might think at first.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:12, archived)

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GREEN LIGHT FOR PILL ADDICTS TO DEMAND PRESCRIPTION DRUGS..

GREEN LIGHT FOR HYPOCHONDRIACS TO DEMAND EVERYTHING

RED LIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY NEED THE PRESCRIPTIONS...NO STOCK LEFT

sorry bout caps...noticed at end and coudn't be bothered to re-write
now off to NHS and demand some pills for typing in lowercase

WHAT A COUNTRY WE LIVE IN
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:20, archived)
i can't believe that they are trying to help people on drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)

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