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DAY SIX!
Pretty sure that no one gives a shit, anymore (as if anyone ever did), but in for a penny, in for a pound, eh?
Mood: feeling good about /talk, but expecting to be too busy at work for it to matter. Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:44, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:57, archived)
The diet is going well then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:57, archived)
I have no idea who you are or what you're going on about,
but I AM reading this post in the voice of the geordie big brother voice over guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:26, archived)
I think this is best:
not worrying about the detail, just finding enjoyment where you can.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:49, archived)
so happy for you xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:28, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
You've got to poo sometime

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:56, archived)
Hail and good morrow to you, good and brave knight!
Bless my neckbeard but today I think I shall finally win the hand of the fair maiden who works in the donut shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:58, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:26, archived)

wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:00, archived)

ir t
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:28, archived)
Nay, Sir!
She is buxom and most comely. I warrant if she were to squeeze herself into one of my collection of Elf Queen costumes the flab might almost be mistaken for breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:00, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:20, archived)
'sup

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:29, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:36, archived)
*polite reply*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:53, archived)
sympathy morning

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:13, archived)
cheapskate prick

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:29, archived)
sympathy thread

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 0:03, archived)
How are you ssg?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 0:18, archived)
Fine, fuck you.
Fucking ungrateful cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 1:07, archived)
This whole place is just one endless disappointment.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 1:25, archived)
awwww - shucks

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 0:21, archived)
Sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 0:31, archived)
what's going on
Loads of new faces, stupid threads and shit
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)
sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:41, archived)
Dunno who he is or what his problem is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)
alright my best
Sympathy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
dunno if it works when two other ppl replied lol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)
sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
sympathy reply negator

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:39, archived)
sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:47, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)

'New faces, stupid threads and shit'

Is this a prime time talent show about knitting?
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)
sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
haha, threads yeh hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:10, archived)
it's not the best Wormulus account ever is it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:17, archived)

Who is this Wormulus? I'm new here.
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:18, archived)
hhaahaahaaa this place cracks me up

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:18, archived)
sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:50, archived)
who would win if Holby City had a fight with Casualty?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:25, archived)
Emmerdale

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:26, archived)
Dunno I aint not never seen either of em

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:26, archived)
well just make something up then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
I think one of them was filmed near relatives in Bristol
so that one
unless I'm thinking of some other Saturday night tv drama that was filmed in Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
haha, "Bristol", like that's even a thing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:31, archived)
i like bristols

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:31, archived)
Which one has advertising breaks?
I reckon that one would win.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
Coronation Street

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
I like Madge and Harold.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:41, archived)

Madge liked Harold
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)
whens that on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:33, archived)
don't bother, you don't get to see any tit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)

BBC 1? I imagine the viewing figures would be high.
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:41, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)
alharsh ssg

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:14, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
you know what, this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
yeh i know that more than most

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)
alright broadsword

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)
alright djrich

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
yeah good thanks

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:22, archived)
can you go for something good here, I'm going to save this thread as a special memory

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)

☜(ᐛ☜)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:01, archived)
what does that even mean

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:09, archived)

⊂(◉‿◉)つ
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:11, archived)

✌(◕‿-)✌
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)

q(❂‿❂)p
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)
are these wing ding things or my phone browser

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)
alright

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:19, archived)
i dunno now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:20, archived)
please rephrase the question

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:21, archived)
bro wha dem crazy arse honky hand jive symbols i be seeing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:23, archived)
tell your bumchum vlad to say alright to me, the cunt's in a girly strop

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:24, archived)
you tell him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:31, archived)
please rephrase less blackly

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
fruity

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
alright mongy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:57, archived)
alright, although your previous username is the one I know you by

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:14, archived)
hey hey

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
alright mgt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
woah
It's all go in here tonight.

Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:15, archived)
yeah someone other than Frank started some threads and it all kicked off.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:16, archived)
its almost been good
almost
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
I don't get how everyone seems to know my name, I don't know your name, who the fuck are you people
my name isn't even Frank for fuck's sake, it's John
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
Hi I'm Richard.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
DJ Dickie.

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
Disco Dickie
in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
said DJ, meant Disco
can you play feels like I'm in love by Kelly Marie for my mum please?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:23, archived)
yep right after I've announced the buffet

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
haha, classic Frank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
at least he's honest about it haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
whoah

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:17, archived)
7711088 gotm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
What gwarn Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
Rich.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
ez Chris

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
alright fi

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
yo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
Hi honeybuns
I've been boozing in that London
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
oh man
have you forgotten what you did yet?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
o god did i do something?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:25, archived)
I wouldn't like to say

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
alright Broadsword, I hear you're a bit of a tit man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/MessageBoard/Default.aspx?PostID=93281&BoardID=1
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
so do I

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:25, archived)
i liked breasts before they became famous

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)
yeah before KFC got their hands on them

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
I like breasts but in a cool ironic way

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:29, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
I only like breasts which were engineered by Steve Albini

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:35, archived)
yer, yer i am

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
oh look what the cat dragged in
just sit down, try not to upset anyone and please don't start insisting on yourself again tonight ok
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
I wish I could go back 13.7 billion years
that'd be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
Cool for us, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
At least I'm thinking about you.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
I'm not stopping you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
I might actually do it.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
Rich.

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
John.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
I'm glad you're here, everyone's been choosing shit crisps and stupid pizza toppings, maybe now we'll have some sensible conversation

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
It's great to be here Frank
although I can't guarantee to help with that.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
haha not much going on back then
at least as whites we have the option to time travel, not so easy for black folk i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
Yes being superior in so many ways.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
haha no i don't mean it like that
i mean it would be difficult to go back to lots of times as a black person but not as a white person because people were racist in oldern times
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
depends how far you went back,
18th, 19th century a bit risky, far enough back and everyone was black though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:06, archived)
yeah, maybe you were, I certainly fucking wasn't

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
click

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)
yeh but you'd probs be fine as a white then too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:13, archived)
true that, white people have more options,
but it's not like black people would have nowhere to go. Could visit the Kingdom of Zimbabwe before the arrival of the Portuguese for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:15, archived)
yeh but that's not what i said so i dunno why your arguing against it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:17, archived)
not sure what you did say tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
that its easier to time travel as a white than as a black

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
I'm sorry I thought you were some sort of terrible racist.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
might be easier hiding from morlocks in the dark though

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)
Can we have a new thread please, that last one was terrible

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:53, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
I honestly wish you were dead

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:55, archived)
bit mean

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)
Not bothered, you're such a colossal failure at everything that the chances of this or any of your other hopes and dreams coming true any time soon are pretty minimal.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
tad overbearing

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:01, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:01, archived)
your mum was terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:55, archived)
unusually unpleasant

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)
yeah soz 2can,
sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between funny and nasty in this place, that might have actually been nasty now I look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
nice to learn though, good for you, you go girl

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
good job my mum's still alive76NLtgnbvdulrtcb

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
yeah but she hates you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
hey what do you call pudding,
is it pudding or dessert or sweet or some other local variant?

And what do you eat it with, a spoon or a fork or your fists?

Also what is your favourite dessert? I like cheesecake, I believe that to be a sufficiently stupid thing to like.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:51, archived)
afters

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
oh man afters is mega-posh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)

is are
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
Sticky toffee fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:53, archived)
yeah fuck off

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:53, archived)
I call pudding pudding.
I like that pudding where you flatten out leavened bread and smear it with sauce and sprinkle it with salty toppings and stick it in a fierce hit oven for a couple of minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:53, archived)
Profiteroles?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:55, archived)
That's the one. With jam and suet pastry and hot custard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)
I call pudding fuck off MGT pudding
I eat it with a spoon or a seriously it would be better for everyone if you just died in a fire fork depending on the consistency

My favourite desert is baked I wish MGT would just fuck off to Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:58, archived)
hey what's the best pizzas, I like pepperoni, what pizzas do you like best

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)
I like those ones with cream in the middle and chocolate on the outside and made of choux pastry.
Profiteroles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
dessert pizza, mm yeah,

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
My missus made a strawberry and nutella pizza last summer.
Was going for the quickie divorce but it turns out to be delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
spacefish has told me the legend of the chocolate and marshmallow pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
Dirty bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)
haha you silly bee, that's not a pizza at all!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
Oh whoopsie!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
teehee hee hee you silly bo billy bo

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
i had peperoni that was one of the toppings i had

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
are you being deliberately stupid about food tonight?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
anyone who doesn't like pepperoni on their pizza must be some kind of brain spastic,
just saying, no offense.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
k, putting you on ignore now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
Easy, monster munch.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
has he posted anything today?
SSG has stopped telling me what he says, I knew I couldn't rely on him
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)
he likes pizzas with egg on them

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)
hahaha, like anyone is stupid enough to do that really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)
you're a very fussy eater,
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)
no, I just like the right food as opposed to stupid food or poncey food

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)
Is this where I mention having a wood fired oven and knowing how to cure foie gras?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)
I think so,
hang on...

*checks script*

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
Splendid.
Wouldn't want to accidentally hit a novel line of conversation at this stage in the demise of bethreta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:31, archived)
christ

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
ok then what is the "right" pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)
not one with stupid stuff on it, obviously

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)
just name a non-stupid pizza topping ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
not eggs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)
pepperoni is not eggs, last time I checked.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)
never said it was

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)
so pepperoni is a non-stupid pizza topping,
right oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)
now you're putting words in my mouth

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
you should see where i work,
they had pheasant schnitzel on the menu the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
haha, like that's even a thing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)

I like pizzas with egg on them.
Egg, spinach, anchovies, olives, and artichokes would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)
oops, I spoke too soon!

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)
I'm disinclined to agree with you more than once a year
but on this matter you are very much taking the uncontroversial and provably correct line.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
loath
"loathe" is a verb
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)
and there's no V in probably, just saying

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
there is in "provably", though.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)
There's one in provably though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:26, archived)
I never said there wasn't

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)
I just said there's no V in probably

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
there's no Q in probably either, why don't you start pecking my head about that?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)
pecker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:31, archived)
tell us oh dear lordy ploppins of good taste
what's a good pizza topperoonypoony?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
I once heard of someone putting steak on his pizza

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
it's ok though, he apparently kept losing a couple of stone every time he posted

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=mykeyboy+lost+a+stone
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5027503
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)
Glory days.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)
sad days
b3ta.com/talk/4906665
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)
What a fucking fat fucking mess of a fucking prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)
haha highlight for me was rnuk saying hes a steak purist

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)
Good grief.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:51, archived)
I bet he's one of these people
who competes with others of his ilk to come up with ways to describe the least-cooked steak possible.

You know, like "blow dry a cow's hair and then cut its head off, that's as near to cooking as it should get and that's how hard I am at eating steak"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
medium rare is the best and that's that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)
money shot
b3ta.com/search/talk/19246?q=lost+stone
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:43, archived)
I like pizzas with egg on them.
Egg, spinach, anchovies, olives, and artichokes would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
jesus i bet you're fun at parties

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
he's a gas

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

Hay flavoured pizza for me.
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
yeah, if someone said i could only have one pizza topping, it'd be pepperoni
i like lots of toppings though, even anchovies. controversial, i know
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
If you asked for a quattro formaggi,
would that still count as a single topping?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)
No. But you'd count as a fat mess, you fat mess.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
Pizza toppings should be salty as fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)
hey what's the best crisps, I like cheese and onion, what crisps do you like best

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
Salt and vinegar.
Cheese and onion is for blokes who wear anoraks and satchels.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
WRONG

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
Sorry.
Is it a kagoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
I just realised I don't own anything with a hood
apart from my cooker haha get it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
Pac-a-mac.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
those aren't crisps you fucking idiot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
Probably dandruff and scabs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)

Them crisps that come in a long tube. I think they call them Pringles.
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
hey check it out everyone, it's another Wormulus account, hi Seb, how you doing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)

What's a Wormulus? Not seen that flavour!
(Tetracontagon, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
Stackers

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
salt and vinegar, worcester sauce or prawn cocktail obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
CORRECT

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
WRONG WRONG and TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
beef hula hoops

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
ACCEPTABLE

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
pickled onion monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
roast beef are the best, this is not open for debate

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
scampi and lemon Nik Naks

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
please climb a very tall building and throw yourself off the roof kthxbai

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
i could only manage half of the pizza, guess i'm having pizza for breakfast! haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
oh lol

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:10, archived)
yeh haha imagine eating pizza for breakfast!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
Do you have it cold or reheat it like some sort of cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
why ask a question about crisps,
if you're going to be so closed minded about crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
well I wouldn't be close minded if you didn't give such fucking stupid answers you rotten ratbag

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:12, archived)
I'm only naming some sorts of crisps that I have enjoyed,
I don't get what's stupid about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
well then you enjoy stupid crisps, that's what's stupid about that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)
smiths' scampi fries

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
and bacon fries!
but not Cheese Moments, they were horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)
i've put the pizza in the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:10, archived)
k, this is a crisps thread, you might want to start a pizza thread if you want to talk about pizza, let's try to stay on topic here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
roast beef and mustard brannigans

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
You're just being gross to get attention.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
FUCK. OFF.

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
flamin' hot Monster Munch

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
I wouldn't know, he's got me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:44, archived)
oooooh not so bad

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:45, archived)
alright DJR-LFHR

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
Alright FMDS (r)
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
the pizza got here
so don't worry any more
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:49, archived)
I like pizza.
I heard there's folk that don't like pizza but I think it's a dirty lie to scare the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
yeah but you probably have pizza with faggot toppings like oyster and paté de foie gras

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
I never put nonce topping on pizza.
I sometimes put an egg on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
point proven

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
Are eggs poncey now?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
they are when you put them on a fucking pizza for fuck's sake

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)
GREAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
so yeah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
i just realised that gonz should have had mom's spaghetti haha get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
hahahahahaidontgetitsoz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:49, archived)
because that is a meal in one of eminem's hit pop songs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
see?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
i ordered a pizza, it should be here in about half an hour

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:16, archived)
yeah well I've still got microwave kebabs in the freezer

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:24, archived)
dont brag
it makes a mockery out of u and i
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
haha I liked it when he said 'tits'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
pizzas not here yet when do i start kicking off?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:42, archived)
hey dont panic
it got here as i posted that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:48, archived)
There's vomit on my sweater already.
What do you think of his latest album? I only like that Monster song from it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
never listened to any of his albums soz,
don't think i'm the right demographic tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)
i was thinking the same
are you going to wish me a happy birthday you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
I well fancy a McDonalds, but it's raining, so I think I won't go.
This must be what it's like to be Eminem
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
Haha Gonzy fancies Mcdonalds, Gonzy fancies McDonalds

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:00, archived)
that scene in glengarry glen ross where jack lemon is trying to push the hard sell in that guys own home,
that's you trying to pull that is
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
no idea what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:13, archived)
I ended up with a kabab and rice.
HEALTHY HEALTHY HEALTHY

I'm putting you out of buisness.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
was thinking of a pizza but might go kebab and chips yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:26, archived)
I am gonna get a jalfrezi
Check em
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:33, archived)
bit gross

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:36, archived)
What?
What's your favourite food type?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:43, archived)
ignored

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
obviously not

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:47, archived)
if only they delivered

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
I reckon some people would pay like double for a delivery or minimum order or some shit.
get invovled, gobbo, spokey dokeys and just eat card; the world's your oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:20, archived)
with justeat, do you pay all online?
cos i don't have any cash and i don't want to have to talk to anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:36, archived)
the first pizza place on justeat does a pizza with 4 toppings,
sides and a drink for £6
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
you still have to deal with the delivery guy
i have in the past posted the money through the letter box and told him to leave it on the doorstep.

I was having a wank over your mum at the time
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
but i guess i at least don't need to hand them the money if i pay online right?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
true just shout through the letter box to leave it on the front as long as you dont have to sign anything
some do make you do that the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
that involves more interaction than just opening the door and grabbing the food

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
You could always just leave the door ajar
and leave a note saying "place food inside house and fuck off you illiterate useless pimply faced cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:16, archived)
yet true

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:21, archived)
not really

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
you'd leave a note to call someone illiterate?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
Well yeah eventful day for me
My birthday and the workplace had a water valve EXPLODE on the 3rd floor. It was like something from the Poseidon adventure. Water pissing out the windows of te building. Spent the afternoon in the pub on my birthday. Can't complain like
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
haha prick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
Haha yeah
We have a right laugh here don't we
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:12, archived)
happy birthday, prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:12, archived)
Cheers 2can

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:13, archived)
Did you get anything good other than the day off work?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:14, archived)
I got a nice jacket that has a hood does that make me a hoody?
I got some nice jeans and a nice jumper

I guess I am getting old.

EDIT: I got a 99p Dr Who annual and a bottle of Eristoff Black vodka
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:28, archived)
I for one am pleased you're alive and in gainful employment.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:20, archived)
Thanks TTGOF
I am also glad you are alive, employment status unknown.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:29, archived)
I'm currently employeed, thank you for asking.
How's life with you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:45, archived)
yes grand, work went all spastic when the waters burst
spent my birthday afternoon in the pub and now going to have a take away with the missus when she gets in from work and some wine.

Cant complain

Glad that you are employed i hear working the streets in high heels can become tedious to say the least. Go you for sticking with it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
woh'woh'who'WOOOHHHHHH........ misses 'n all, check out TwentyFourteen: Year of Fucksocks.
Someone's gotta work it, this hussel ain't workin' on it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
You're sad now, but your guts will be grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:40, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING USA
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)
just did a great big shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
snap

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
crackle

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
poop?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:02, archived)
so chocolatey, it even turns the milk brown

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:04, archived)
You flush with milk?
Get you, Cleoploptra.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:27, archived)
Cowapatra

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
Pootolemy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
Skidmark Antony

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:43, archived)
Bottycelli

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:05, archived)
Callipygula

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:06, archived)
Gluteus Maximus

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:53, archived)
with your hands

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:02, archived)
No rating, no value.
I thought we all agreed we were going to standardise these reports. Frank is just not a team player.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
What's the range of the scale and what factors affect the rating?
I've been having some fantastic shits lately so could really take part in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)
Rating out of ten, plus any qualitative data you feel appropriate.
And the scale is really just how much you enjoyed the experience. I suppose for some people a bloody prolapse would mean 10/10, but for me that would be a 0. This is why the qualitative data is so important.

Frank's careless and selfishly terse report says nothing about value of the experience. It begs the question. He doesn't take /talk seriously and should be banned for life.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
/talk really has gone to shit hasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if sebastian dried-on excreta stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)
haha we have a right laugh here don't we
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:47, archived)
yeah so fucking what
you want a medal or something
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:49, archived)
who DOESNT want a medal

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
me! me! pick me!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
You know that great big shit you just did? That's you that is.
And your parents, their parents, their parents and everyone in your family dating back for at least the past millennium.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
whatsm for lunchs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)
it's not over not over not over not over yet
you still want me
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:35, archived)
well whats for lumnch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:54, archived)
Lunch is over,
so you'll have to wait for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)
wait but what was for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)
It is no longer of any consequence.
Stop living in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
if we don't learn from history we are doomed to repeat it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:10, archived)
Yes, and you're not going to get any lunch,
unless you start getting in on time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:18, archived)
i only wanted to know what you had for lunch, i've got my own lunch sorted cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:24, archived)
Oh, OK.
Shouldn't food threads be on Off Topic?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)
Dunno mate I'm not feeling hungry so maybe nothing but I might be forced into eating some pasta or chocolate but crisps can fuck off as can pies but I might be convinced by a Greggs pasty not that I'm likely to be passing one.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
the scrag end of a pelican

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)
The p end or the n end?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)
pelicans don't p out of their ends

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)
food

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)
I keep getting David Moyes confused with Peter Capaldi...
..as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
Dunno who they are soz

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:19, archived)
You eat dick every day, dickeater.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:28, archived)
Weren't those the bad guys from harry potter?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:39, archived)
Do you mean David Moyes and Peter Capaldi..
..or dickeater? I guess it is set in a boarding school.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:48, archived)
if david moyes was doctor who we'd all be speaking dalek now
bantz
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:32, archived)
I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:40, archived)
Its almost afternoon time
Whats for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
purple no tomatoes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:30, archived)
Purple tomatoes are a thing now aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:34, archived)

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