all good Frank me old sausage(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:51,
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hey that's good, I'm having a cup of coffee here. might nip into town in a bit, not quite decided yet(, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:53, archived)
That's rock n roll right there(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:57,
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I am raiding my penny jar for money for sausages(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:02,
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ive got to go specsavers apparently , now thats wank(
mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:04,
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coming in handy today as it is sunny, but a low winter sun, one that shines right into ones fucking eyes(
mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:33,
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WANKY WANKY WIDOW TWANKY CUTHBERT DIBBLE AND GRUB(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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i thought love was only true in fairy talesment for someone else but not for me
love was out to get me, that's the way it seemed
disappointment haunted all my dreams
then i saw your face
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mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 8:53,
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take the last train to clarksville, and i'll be waiting at the stationwe'll have time for coffee flavoured kisses, and a bit of conversation
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mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:03,
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That guys a right cunt (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:33,
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who would have thunk it me and the Doveston share a candle day(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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haha what larks(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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well happy candleday to you(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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dirty old river, must you keep rollingflowing into the night
people so busy, makes me feel dizzy
taxi light shines so bright
but i don't need no friends
as long as i gaze on waterloo sunset
i am in paradise
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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you fucking retard, you got it wrong(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:24,
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just put a bit of effort in, dickhead(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:30,
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I love you from the base of my penis. Y'know, the bit where the sack stops and the stiffy bit starts. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:33,
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Also - candles. You candle cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:28,
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OH MY GOD YOU ARE ON FIREHappy candletastic stuff.
EDIT: wait what? 5?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:31,
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alright hatd(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:32,
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Alright birthday boy!I thought you were older than that.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:33,
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NO?REALLY?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:46,
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on this, the day of your son's b3ta birthdaycan we ask of you one favour?
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 1:11,
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What are you going to ask??What what what?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 1:15,
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Happy Candle Day!It won't last for ever so just enjoy the moment
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:43,
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let's go to a pub in llandaffthen walk to the good doctor's home
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:50,
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Can I come?(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:59,
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happy candle day, the dovestonyou've earned it
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 1:13,
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AND on his candle daySHAME on you. SHAME.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:34,
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Or, as I like to think of it, morning to bollocks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:44,
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lets take it back to the concrete streets(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:24,
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My streets are covered in the cloaks of gentlemen saving my feet from filth and puddles.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:28,
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You live in Whittington? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:04,
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The only career advice I got at school was to be a Mastic Asphalt SpreaderOr to work in Air Traffic Control. I kid you not. Teachers drunk, pupils drunk a complete mess
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:49,
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hey look, we all know b3ta's in terminal decline right so let's fix that by trying really hard and let's all make this the best thread ever by posting our very best posts right here nowok, go
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can we offline that one, this thread's reserved for really good posts only and I think it might dilute the high quality if we get sidetracked into that kind of discussion(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
i miss tv before it became celebrity fixated with the people rather than the product the produce(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:47,
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any late night foreign films on, those are sometimes good for a bit of tit(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)
Did you enjoy the return of Birds of a Feather? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:58,
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I saw about 60 seconds of itthat old bird still looked old but she was trying to chat up some REALLY old man and it hurt my eyes.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:07,
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moose pens hahahahamoose pens
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:35,
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:37,
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All we need now is a brb lawn update(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:52,
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hey I dug a splinter out of my foot earlier, no anaesthetic, I'd like to see that Christiaan Barnard wanker compete with me, cunt can't even spell his name right, wanker(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:55, archived)
yeah you might have made a good surgeon.surgeons are cunts
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:03,
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I liked it when that bloke had to have a diseased kidney removed and the surgeon cut the wrong one out and the bloke diedI mean, I'd have done that for shits and giggles
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i don't like the taste of kidney, dunno why people want to eat innards(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:08,
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I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:40,
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Thanks dollface(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:46,
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Is it?Seems much the same to me knob jockey
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:11,
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it wasn't you it was the cake(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:14,
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NO FAT CHICKS(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:15,
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DID I MISS CAKE?(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:17,
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so much cake(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:17,
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I like sponge(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:20,
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I don't like it down my wee hole. (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:27,
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UP. things go UP wee holes(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:38,
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bloody hell you really have trained(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:41,
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Where does the water I drink through my mouth go? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:00,
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A lot of the water that you drink through your mouth is actually exhaled as water vapour. (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:12,
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Some comes DOWN MY WEE HOLE(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:27,
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nothing wrong with that(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:21,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7710363
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:39,
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:27,
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vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:17,
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alifeexposed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Leigh_spiky-white_med.jpg
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vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:25,
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wait soz possibly nsfw should any of our three remaining members be in an uptight office currently(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:26,
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really? I always imagined he wore clothes(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:28,
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chuckle (
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:30,
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webclam will put them in his wank photos folder if they really are b3tans wedding photos i miss the drama(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:33,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:28,
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It could be non-sexual Platonic love.You massive bummer.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:34,
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bit harsh on those virile men(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:42,
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ok look, mongy's struggling to come to terms with his sexuality and I think we should all support him and pretend that we don't mind him having sex with blokes(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
well just as long as you know that we're pretending it's ok for you to go to bed with another man(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:32, archived)
i heard you watched woodside suck wormulus's cock in a bus shelter(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:38,
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hey I got that splinter out of my foot, that was driving me fucking mad that was(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
hey thats good, im eating a magnum now, funny how life goes(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:59,
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i like to treat homosexuals as though they're equal(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:37,
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hahahahahathey should not be alive
*awaits jail time for being a bit nasty on the net*
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:40,
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Just move to Russia. They'll put you in jail for NOT being nasty to gays on the net(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:42,
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haha they are equal but only to women and animals(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:42,
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hey we should do experiments, cutting puffs into little pieces and see if they grow into more puffs(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
why the fuck would you want to make more puffs?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:11,
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I'm sorry if the idea of mongy having sex with other blokes is making you so jealous(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:44,
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i don't really like the idea of any of you thinking abou me at all, makes my skin crawl(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:48,
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this from someone who chose a profession that lets him look at willies every day of the week(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:54, archived)
so you're not denying you chose to become a doctor purely to look at willes and old ladies' bottoms then?(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:03, archived)
only if you're not denying you're jealous(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:05,
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brokeback monte bianco(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:03,
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what the fuck language is this news bitch speaking, sounds a bit like english but seriously what a stupid accent I hate foreignerswww.youtube.com/watch?v=i5JiaXcRy40
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I think she's rastafarian(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:09,
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top commentfck INDIA
3 months ago
fuck you india!!!!!!!
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:12,
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mongy is my gbf(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:08,
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seriously though, if you were doing a reboot of On The Buses then who would you get to play Stan Butler?(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:48, archived)
I was thinking Natalie Portman might be interested in reading for that role(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:55, archived)
sorry I don't know what that is(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:56,
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maybe you should stop projecting your vile homosexual fantasies, maybe that's for the best eh(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)
i don't understand you self lothing queers, but thats probably because i haven't had to live life as a queer(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:23,
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on the buses was a british tv sitcom set around the everyday comings and goings of a working class family, employed by a bus company, stan was a lead character in the sitcom, a wanna be ladies man who was forever getting into scrapes bending the rules(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:58,
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What's eating Gilbert's cake?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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hey you're good at pretending to be a doctor, if I eat more than three Fray Bentos pies in a week then my wee smells of Fray Bentos gravy, are my kidneys blocked or something?(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
Nah, your wee smelling of gravy is just a sign that you are getting old.Pretty soon you and your house and all of your possessions will smell of gravy wee
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:13,
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have you ever found a jar of Colman's mustard in a patient's bunghole?(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)
I found the top off a can of air freshener once. It was all legit though, apparently he'd slipped and fallen on it in the shower.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:20,
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Impressive as that is, don't expect me to get it out again for you.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:25,
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haha no you are(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:36,
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look we are all very happy that you two are having a irl relationship, but none of us wish to suffer this sickerning display of bollocks(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:37,
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we need gmos to explain it clearer(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39,
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Right, if I have a can of fizzy drink which has got 30-40g of sugar in it I get a really bad headache afterwards.I don't have much sugar in my diet normally. What I really want to know is, does this sound like cancer?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:15,
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Thank you for giving it to me straightI'll start making preparations
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22,
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Are you gonna have a cancer party?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:23,
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No, I want people to carry on as normalI'll keep it under wraps until the last minute.
I'm pretty emaciated and have very little hair anyway so my few friends probably won't even notice :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:25,
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It'll be fun to see who guesses first. You could even have some sort of prize for them.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:27,
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Might just share it around, it'd be rude not to after all the colds I've caught off them over the years(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:29,
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Yeah you're thinking of AIDs(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:30,
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turned out to be a load of hype aids really, people seem to do alright with it now(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39,
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Bloody drama queens(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:43,
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All I can say is I cannot not be sure that it's not not cancer.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22,
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I use that one on all my patients(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:33,
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seriously though, I'd like to know approximately how many times a week you have to look at old ladies' bottoms(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
What number would you find most arousing?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:49,
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the joint in my big toe occasionally hurts is it gout?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:19,
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Dunno but just to be safe you should never drink alcohol again.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21,
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PARDONNAY MOY ICH CAN NICHT UNDERSTANDEN VOO CAN VOO PARLAY ENGLISH(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
Never been norther than birmingham so wouldn't knowwell that's not quite true, I've been to Scotland a few times but I never stopped off on the way so it doesn't count.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:29,
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I like the bit where he asks people to buy advertising spacethat's my favourite bit
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The newsletter? It's not worth the internet it's printed on(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:34,
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oh hahahaha, because it's not actually "printed" on "internet" haha like a real newsletter, I get it(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
just found a rat dropping in my cake(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:19,
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my friend had a suspected dead rat in a building she manages, i had great lols asking about her rat, if she had got it out, and then she said it had started stinking, i pmsl(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21,
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i dont get it is rat slang for something in your country(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22,
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You have a friend who is a girl?What's her vagina like?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:32,
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good times. vaginas can be a bit hit and miss sometimes.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:34,
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i'm not a fan of massive flaps myself, more franks thing(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:36,
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Really? I heard he was more of a rob pushing ladybirds up his weehole with a chopstick sort of 'man'.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:38,
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franks very much a man of the times, if the times are the mid 1970's(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:43,
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he is a fan of happy internets(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:00,
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I wouldn't eat any kind of cake that had been made without measuring out the ingredients properly(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:24, archived)
unusual tendencies? WHAT unusual tendencies?(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:30,
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ok, not sure if I should be upset about not being offered some cake that I wouldn't eat(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
would be a bit weird if you were(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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You don't get cake, you fat mess. You get cabbage.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:26,
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I'd rather eat cabbage than some shit cake that probably has rat droppings and deadly poison in it(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
yeah that's what happens when you don't measure flour properly,it turns into rodent poo.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:33,
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this was on mythbusters you know(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:34,
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there was actually a theory that it turned into mice.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36,
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surely that's why you can get white flour and brown flour(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37,
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and suppose the recipe specifically states do not put rat shit in the cake and he hasn't read the recipethere's clearly a danger that he would shovel rat shit and polonium 210 into the cake
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and matted dog hair with mange and leprosy scabs hanging off itI mean
that would be the fucking worst cake ever and you're just perfectly happy to eat it
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alright miss cakehead(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:33,
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cake largo(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37,
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planet of the cakes(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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self-raising arizona(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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the french fancy connection(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Cake(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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the butterfly bun effect(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:45,
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dirty rotten sconedrels(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:46,
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layer cake(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:47,
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Fuck you, when I made a cake at uni I had NO idea how much weed I was putting into it and everyone agreed it was the best cake they had ever eaten.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:49,
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the mince pie who loved me(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:52,
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I wish the newsletter would arrive, everyone cheers up when the newsletter gets here(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:01, archived)
cool i made cake do you want some cakehaha like i could share the cake online haha get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:09,
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You could join that fatuous Scientology Pay It Forward bollocksand send actual cake through the actual post.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:10,
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Isn't that Pay It Forward thing the same idea that bankrupted Albania?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:12,
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Hahahayeah.As if that's a real place.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:13,
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I understand "Hollywood" "celebrity" "Will" "Smith" donates money to the Church of Scientologyso it can't be all bad can it‽
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Gonzo used to think Will Smith was a duck.That's pretty bad.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:25,
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i love a good will smith impression(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:40,
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you should do a will smith impersonation and video it and put it on youtube and maybe you'd get in the newsletter(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:45, archived)
i can't do a will smith impersonation tho(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:50,
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well that's not the kind of can do attitude that built the British Empire is it(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)
no they built the empire by murdering people(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:00,
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how are three people incapable of bundling one person into a car?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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well then let the other team buzz in for a point, no conferring(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:08, archived)
some don't rate it but i think richard gere genuinely pulled off an officer and a gentleman(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:11,
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apart from "how do you like your twix"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:11,
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does that originate from scientology?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:30,
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Dunno.But it's the same witless smug regurgitation of karma that is at the core of their half-arsed ethics.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:41,
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well as long as you remain superior throughout(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:44,
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Pretty sure everybody on here is ethically superior to scientologists.Apart from mgt and mongy, obvs.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:50,
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wikipedia doesn't even mention Scientology,en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward
I don't see the connection myself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:49,
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i think he just wanted to have a go at people trying to be nice to each other,i dunno
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:49,
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Really?Scientology is just a clumsy version of karma with giant aliens. Pay It Forward is just a clumsy version of karma with a Facebook page.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:52,
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I think your thetans need realigning.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:57,
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if you think the principia is just ha ha then i suggest you go read it again(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:59,
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Pay it Forward doesn't have anything to do with Karma,it's just "lending" something to someone on the condition that they lend it on to someone else instead of paying it back.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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he just wanted to sneer at people(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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there's nothing wrong with sneering at people, some people are inferior and need to be sneered at(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
You mean apart from the fact that the full title is "The karma experiment: pay it forward", you mean?I know you enjoy bickering for the sake of it since you're no longer capable of sexual or emotional joy, but sometimes you're so wrong before you even start that I genuinely don't see the point.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:18,
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I'm beginning to get the impressionthat you only know about this idea from that facebook page you mentioned, and not the ancient Greek play from 317 BC, the text of which was lost and only recovered and republished in 1957.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:21,
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not so stupid that I hang out on facebook.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:24,
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and get upset at people trying to be nice to each other. on facebook.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:25,
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Facebook largely relies on people having friends.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:27,
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well it calls them "friends,"oh I see what's happened here, the facebook page was called "The Karma Experiment" so you thought it must actually have something to do with the ancient Hindu superstitious belief. Facebook calls them "friends" and you think it must actually mean that they are really your friends.
A pattern is emerging. I suppose if you get on the popular page here you think it means you are popular, as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:32,
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can I have some cake?(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:39,
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I would like some cake(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:39,
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I don't mind what kind of cake it is(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:40,
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i didn't use any measurements or anything but it's just a chocolate cake with a chocolate cheesecake frosting(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:44,
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measurements when cake making are not as necessary as many believe(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:46,
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if you read my post you might realise that i am one of the people who don't consider them necessary(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:00,
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sorry ssg I did read it and I was agreeing with your stance on measurements(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:06,
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by telling me that other people don't agree with my stance on measurements?that is an unusual method of agreeing with someone but i'll let it slide just like all of your other unusual tendencies
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:12,
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sebastian please don't bother me when I am talking about cake(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:47,
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hey that's not fair, I was just joining in and talking about different types of cake you fucking cunt(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:48, archived)
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vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:51,
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He died weeks ago.This whole thing is a product of your grief.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:09,
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this is for sebastian dried on excretaMy plans don't go beyond replacing some curtain track, and ordering some computer parts.
Frankly, I'm not sure I'll be able to fit it all in.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:25, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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I'm going to have hotdogs for my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:55
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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frankly, i find it disgusting that someone from our lovely little community could be ignored(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:05,
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If I'd been smarter about this,
I'd have put him on ignore, not mentioned it to anyone, then surprised you all in a week's time with a detailed, yet unexpected, report. Pretty sure that were not really going to learn anything, this way.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:01, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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you know what, I never noticed him before he ignored me and now I realise that he's actually quite dull(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:24, archived)
Maybe I should just wrap up this study?
I think I can conclude that this place wouldn't "die on its arse" if frank were to stop posting, as some other idiot will always be on hand to replace him (I've certainly upped my post count over the last two days).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:20, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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If I'd been smarter about this,I'd have put him on ignore, not mentioned it to anyone, then surprised you all in a week's time with a detailed, yet unexpected, report. Pretty sure that were not really going to learn anything, this way.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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oh wow, thanks for that but yeah, it's kinda not very interesting so yeah, no need to keep me informed in future
no offence like, I appreciate the effort you've made, not your fault
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta did a plop in Clare Balding's vagoo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:09, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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Yeah, thanks.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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you know what, I never noticed him before he ignored me and now I realise that he's actually quite dull
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta did a plop in Clare Balding's vagoo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:24, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:50,
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Maybe I should just wrap up this study?I think I can conclude that this place wouldn't "die on its arse" if frank were to stop posting, as some other idiot will always be on hand to replace him (I've certainly upped my post count over the last two days).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:20,
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No way, keep the study going if you can. It's valuable data.The fact that your post count is up is fascinating. It could suggest that Frank's presence reduces the post count of others.
I worry that SSG's public relay is kind of compromising the experiment though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:34,
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oh no sorry i didnt mean to upset you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:44,
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It might possibly suggest that this board needs frank,to the point where, if he's not here, others will fill in for him.
I'll leave the Ignore in place a little longer (and pretend that anyone is taking this seriously).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:31,
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oh hahahaha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta did a plop in Clare Balding's vagoo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:54, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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Do you reckon you could beat up an ostrich?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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which forum users have gone quiet then?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25886026
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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what am i meant to do tonight (
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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dunno, nos da?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:18,
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if i'm on my own i might as well go to pulse and pull(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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yur, good idea(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:21,
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i don't know what to do without you:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:((((
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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you could play video games, they're always good for a laugh(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:36,
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Sorley also sent the message: "I've only just got out of prison and would happily do more time to see you berried!!"(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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aww, that's sweetmust really like berries or something
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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oh wow, thanks for that but yeah, it's kinda not very interesting so yeah, no need to keep me informed in futureno offence like, I appreciate the effort you've made, not your fault
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Yeah, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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So, anybody got any disappointing weekend plans you wish you could get out of but can't?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:16,
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I wish I could get out of her, but I'm stuck like the guy in Brain Dead.You know, *that* scene.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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No not really, my weekend is going to be really nice.Pub tonight, a bit of shopping and maybe pub tomorrow, then on Sunday I'm going to chop some wood, fiddle with some new old computers, watch the wrestling and put my bins out.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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My plans don't go beyond replacing some curtain track, and ordering some computer parts.Frankly, I'm not sure I'll be able to fit it all in.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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christ, can you go like 5 minutes without talking about frank?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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frank frank frank franky franky frank frank(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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I'm going to have hotdogs for my tea.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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birthday monday and I am broke after Christmas that's pretty shit(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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Anything's got to be better than last weekend, which I spent most of hungover and posting on here(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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Like killing myself?or is that the following weekend...........
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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What do you call a Christmas play about ghosts?A phanto.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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i lost my login for frank's board(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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i am banned from frank's board(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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I was never even a member in the first place(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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you're really not missing much, it's even quieter than this placebut with fewer shitcunts
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maybe starting a new forum would solve the problem for both places?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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you'd like that wouldn't you, you disgusting deviant(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:10,
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hey I checked and you're not banned, not sure how that happened, I'll fix it right now(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:03, archived)
Let's all go and call pickle fairy nasty names on gonz's board.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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I think he stropped out and banned everybody during the picked fiasco.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:16,
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yeh there's a reason for that(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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to be fair, pretty much anyone who ever signed up is bannedit makes the thing so much easier to maintain when no one posts there
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What happened to the man who said he was listening to the match?He burnt his ear.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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What happened to the man who told terrible jokes on a messageboard all day?He died alone, unloved and forgotten.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:30,
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What is red, black and white and driven by policemen?A sunburnt panda.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?Because if he didn't he'd fall over.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:44,
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what's black and white and red all over?a gollywog.
gollywogs are well lol
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54,
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poor brb, it's almost as if nobody gives a fuck about him(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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hey, leave brb alone, us Sebastians have to stick togetherespecially when our surnames sound like dried-on excreta
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:46, archived)
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnett
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53,
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alright cunty, someone's bought me an orange Aero, I fucking hate orange chocolate, wat do(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:49, archived)
alright sebI've never had orange aero gissa go on yer orange aero
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broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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what, no way, it was a present, it's got sentimental value innit(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)
well get mr precious with his orange aerofor that you can't have none of my chocolate hobnobs
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broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53,
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biscuits are shit, I hate biscuits, biscuits are actually worse than orange chocolate, poke your biscuits, imma go stratocast til the neighbours call the police(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
Pretty sure "go stratocast" is a euphemism for some hideous form of chocolate based onanism(
broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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closest you'll get to fruit all week lol(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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Does anyone remembera video (could've been on the Newsletter a year or two back) of an english professor/scientist bloke talking about global warming/climate change all being a load of crap and explaining why? Looking for it everywhere and can't recall where I saw it. If anyone knows what i'm shitting on about and has the link, could they please post the link?
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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drop mongychops a gazhe'll remember this. Bound to help you out.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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you know what, i bet mongychops could help an allb3ta.com/gaz/write/23553 send him a little gaz with that link there
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:19,
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Ooh yeahhttp://www.globalwarminghysteria.com/ten-myths-of-global-warming/
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broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKRule 1: NEVER click a link on /talk
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:18,
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I knew what was coming but still had to click...sigh(
sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:19,
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hiiiiiii ~.~;;<3 <3 <3THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU FOR MY DAILY HORSEFIX
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:23,
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mongychops is into that sort of thing, send him a gaz/ac
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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No point linking to a video that's wrong.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:06,
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send mongy a gaz he will be more than happy to help(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:17,
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Hey, only three people had made that joke before you joined in,now you've made it four it's 33% funnier than it was already!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:20,
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hey thanks its nice to be appreciated (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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Why is a black chicken smarter than a white chicken?Because a black chicken can lay a white egg but a white chicken can't lay a black one.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:24,
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a guy in work said i should watch keith lemon's showit does sound funny, when's it on?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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haha it is a bit of a funny name - lemon haha(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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If you're a vacuous wanker, you'll really enjoy it.If not, I wouldn't bother if I were you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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kelly brook was on there, rightand she said "what is it with men and breasts?" and keith lemon was like "look love if it weren't for breasts you'd be working in blockbusters"
haha because she's well known for her breasts geddit haha
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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Hahahahahahahahaha!Crass objectification of women is proper LOL!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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I don't like itI did quite like the new Vic & Bob sitcom though
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broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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I like how it's basically just a retread of their previous material,but in a sitcom format.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:33,
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What is another name for beans on toast?Skinheads on a raft.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:21,
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Look I'm sorry about this but I've used up all my good jokes and now it's just shit like this left.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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yes it is how did you know?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:03,
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haha no i mean which one is your favourite(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:05,
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oh right I see I misunderstood you for a minute there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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i prefer my left bollockit deffo out performs the right in terms of volume and quality. my right ball produces Stephen hawking Esq swimmers
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One of the early albums pan fried in an outdoor wood fired oven by the au pair while posting on b3ta too muich no doubt.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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Not quite sure how you pan fry something in an oven,but it's still funny.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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Hipster Hofstadter was into things before they were coolbefore it was cool
to be into things before they were cool...
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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upside down with a cucumber forcefully insertedThat's mine but your mum has gone off it
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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wrap it in chip paper and chuck it in t'canal...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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It's usually defined as the personally preferred instance out of a choice of equivalents.Are you a bit thick or something?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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odd but its your choice so fair play(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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Actually, scratch that,mine's banana flavour.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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That what my mum said.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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I hate them all equally(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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What is the definition of a skeleton?Bones with all the people scraped off.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:20,
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Soon you aren't even going to be able to buy bagged up dog shit...what is the world coming to? www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613
..better.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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Marmite's lush and anyone who says otherwise a pathetic shitdribble.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34,
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I never get the love/hate thing with Marmite......I view it with total indifference.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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You imply that you also view dogshit with total indifference.Like, you're not particularly a fan but you'd eat if there were nothing else to eat.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:59,
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I get the love/hate thing with Canada, though.Fucking pricks.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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I like Irn-Bru,but wouldn't describe it as "suitable for all ages".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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Aye, I gave it to a diabetic old man the other day...oh, sorry, that has nothing to do with Irn Bru
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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Who the fuck pays money for it?All you have to do is go to your nearest park and you'll find it hanging off the trees, free for the taking.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:38,
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this is a fucking outragei'm going to stick some maple syrup up my arse in protest
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:40,
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It's not a protest if you were gonna do it anyway(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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is talk now /links(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:44,
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a rhetorical one(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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Is that not right...talk is so much like links...people talk about stuff on links and people link stuff on talk.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25,
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I was just being a cunt like LOLX
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:37,
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Gosh you are quite the scallywag, aren't you?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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I prefer gollywog(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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What is the best way to catch a squirrel?Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:19,
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Last night I had monster munch's mum.Up the nose.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:24,
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Ground down into a fine powder.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27,
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so, you lobotomised her with your penis?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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I'm just glad that whittling your penis has finally paid off for you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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On the contrary, I had to use a cockring to touch the sides.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34,
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This still says less about my mum,and more about your micropenis.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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Nah it's all about her massive flappy facehole.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:46,
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Suit yourself.It's all relative, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?Columbus.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:17,
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