haha do some comedy investigates!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 20:40,
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i love the funkypigeon.com adverts(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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what's not to like?i used to love that bloke in two and a half pints of lager with a packet of crisps
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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something to remember, its my birthday soon so people could use this(
mongychops, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:32,
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Do they do a 'fuck your shitty birthday' card?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:03,
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is that like the opposite of No Shit Sherlock?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:02,
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the phrase "spunk all coming out the end of his cock" is intrinsically funny(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:17,
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I just ordered a new joke book, SSG.Can't remember the name, it's from the mid 70s so it should be really good though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:48,
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Peter Serafinowicz's new joke book looks good(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:41,
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stay at home mom loses one stone of belly fat each week using this one weird old get fucked(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:58,
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What's for dinner? alt: Remember to put your bins out.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 20:10,
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thai green curry and spring rolls(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 20:21,
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forgot to eat all day suddenly realised i needed to eatsilly billy belly bo bum biddle
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 20:21,
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I'm doing a squash risotto type of thing.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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casseroooooooooooooooooolereally couldnt be bothered to cook it but BY JOVE i'm glad i did
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Maybe if all the cunt cunts all fucked off to watch Top Gear we'd have a better time without them though innit.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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cool, what's your favourite colour?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:31,
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Can we all answer this or is this a private query.Hurrhurr. Sounds like queery.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:39,
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American media reporting actor Philip Seymour Hoffman found dead in his apartment in Manhattan in New York.(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:41,
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he was in that film about porn(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:44,
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He once played Jamie Oliver in Jamie Olivers Meals In 15 minutes(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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i liked when jamie olivers meals in 15 minutes was done as a highlight package on the jumbotron(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:49,
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This guywww.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/
I didn't know the name, but I recognised him when I saw him.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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Having quickly imdb'd him, he played Big Lebowski's servant in the Big Lebowskiand some other things
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:55,
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Yeah it's pretty good.Thing is is in, from that thing with the stuff. And it's written by those guys who did that stuff from those other things.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:07,
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It's weird right, 'cus as I was reading the news about him, right, he was on my screen at that exact same time, I was watching Hungry Games 2: The lady who caught on fire.true story, it's freaky, it's like, he was trying to say to me, right, "I am dead".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:53,
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no that was Bruce Willis(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:54,
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this could be a startlingly ill-timed new sitcom,Gonz and the Ghost of Philip Seymour Hoffman, on BBC THREE this Friday.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:55,
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a comcookedy, if you will(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:58,
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that is harsh, some of gonz's cooking isn't that bad(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:59,
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i feel like i passed out for a minute(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:04,
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[c] There Will Be Blooda three hour historical piece about blue steak
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:20,
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"Hay, phill, PHILL, do that line I like.... you know, from patch adams.... PHILL !! c'mon man..... you know....I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A DOCTOR"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:00,
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yeah go on, go up to him and do his catchphrase, he'll love that(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:03,
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Bit insensitive that...Even if I was invited to his funerial, I don't think his family would apprechate me stealing his thunder.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:07,
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Only ever heard of him as an obscure reference on South Park.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:00,
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cunt was exactly one day younger than me so I WIN HAHAHA FUCK YOU DEAD GUY(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:18, archived)
Fucking threadwaste right here.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:24,
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Hahahahahahahaalrighthahahaha(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:26,
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Stop being so #SameeUllahFeroz(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:52,
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Haha frank's put me on ignore now.That whole his parrot being imaginary thing really seems to upset him
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:10,
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peace at last!I'm about to have spag bol my wife's cooked. I can smell she's put too much cinnamon in it but she's more used to cooking curries so I'll forgive her.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:15,
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Lucky Frank isn't here or we could expect a Paki joke.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:51,
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He's gone up a rung in my estimation.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:31,
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alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:31,
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don't you have like a job or a hobby or a life or a girlfriend or a pet or a television or anything?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:35,
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And your girlfriend is a parrot. And also imaginary.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:14,
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He says he has a parrot, although there is some debate over that.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:50,
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Oh good, he's put me on ignore(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:07,
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shut up Sebastian Dried-on excreta(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:05,
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thank fuck that's over nowno wonder it got booed at Cannes, that was utter shit
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You know the fit but slightly paedo one in crouching tigers choppy socky?She's in it being fit and slightly paedo. Hth.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:33,
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see, that film was shit too reallyhouse of flying daggers and hero were way better than crouching tiger
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This is true.But it's the most obvious reference and the one she was most paedo in.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:47,
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*waves dispatch papers around*Rhubarb!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:18,
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I've not tried it.I've been playing GTA2 recently, it's a bit shit. I prefer the 1960s London one for the original playstation, or the Chinatown Wars on NDS.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:26,
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I liked GTA 2it was darker and edgier than the first one, and I liked the fact you could choose which gang to work for, which affected your standing with the other ones.
Of course, we can't have such free gaming nowadays because we'll miss out on the 40+ hours of cutscenes that Rockstar have lovingly animated for us. Rather than...you know... making the game fun.
Sandbox my arse.
^^upset^^
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:34,
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*sandboxes Mupps' arse*Ahem
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:42,
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But also - quite!They want to make a film, not a game.
Or maybe a film with some gamey bit in between their oozingly sticky railroad action scenes.
I liked it when the main character didn't talk. Once they put words in your mouth, it's not about playing the game you want, but the story they want.
YMMV, natch.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:45,
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AgreedSo many game developers (especially the AAA ones) seem to be going that way with game design - forcing a story down your throat and holding your hand right the way through lest you have an idea they didn't have and break their pretty little model.
Mechanics seem to be a secondary thing, which is baffling considering it's meant to be a game, I don't play board games or Netrunner for the rich story and character development, I play it for the tight mechanics and game play, and I expect video games to do the same. One thing I've learned is good mechanics make a good game, pretty shaders and detailed models do not.
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:50,
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These days, I do pen'n'paper RPGs over computer games.Real live people do better story telling games than the limited options a computer programme can give you.
My brain can do better special effects than the XBOne.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:57,
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I've been wanting to play RPGs for months now, been looking into Pathfinder and Dark Heresybut apart from one other friend, nobody I know's interested
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:08,
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Elite: Dangerous is going to be fucking excellent.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:12,
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just did a Googlethat sounds like an ace game. Elite was a little before my time, but I've heard many an older gamer sing it's praises.
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:17,
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Elite was boss,as was Frontier, it was like all of the things you always wished you could do in Elite, and now you could.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:19,
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E:D is going to be like Frontier, but where the actions of every single player affects the galactic economy and political systems.It's going to be fucking mental. Like a good version of Elite 3.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:53,
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Go check out the "find gamers" thread on UK Role playersBe careful though - I always vetted forum gamers and the like with a few club-based games or pub-based games before I let them know where I live.
Before I came up with that ruse, we got stuck for two years with a guy who gave nerds a worse name than usual. Called my cat a slanty-eyed git (he was Siamese), and other borderline racist shit, as well as insulting my food (which he never contributed to), and - worst - dragging the game down.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:31,
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I'll give that a lookin the meantime, any b3tans in the Manchester area fancy organizing a game?
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:49,
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Oh, it tells you when you get ignored, does it?Must be familiar by now.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:12,
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Gosh, yes! Wit.Let's banter.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:14,
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what's the smelliest wee you ever did?alt: what's the smelliest wee you ever did?
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I took some ropey 'legal' mdma analogue that made my piss smell like shit.Probably my liver packing in or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:51,
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so yeah, I'm trying to watch Fire Walk With Meit really is the shittest film David Lynch ever made and that's saying something
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I saw that at the cinema.I was fucking furious. The only time I've been more angry at a film was Eyes Wide Shit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57,
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you're only saying that because you didn't pay to sit through 2046(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
I mean that's not even good trollingit was a tedious lump of congealed horse shit from beginning to end
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I like it.It's probably too clever for you or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:16,
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you know nothing about filmsI bet you haven't even seen Hansel & Gretel : Witch Hunters
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All Hollywood fairytale films have been shit since Snow White. No exceptions.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:21,
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Jesus' tits - GTA5 is a pile of annoying shitOoh very pretty, well done you made a massive world - but I'm never going to see any of it cause these retarded rail road missions and arsehole control method keep getting in the way.
How many fucking fingers do you think I've got anyway? Cunts.
To be honest, I never liked any of them past GTA3. Should have known better, but Red Dead fooled me into thinking they'd learned how to make story and game play work together.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:45,
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Do you want me to go and have words?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:47,
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I used to work with a Jesus and a Kunt.If I were called Kunt I'd name all my kids Jesus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:52,
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Indeed, yes.That'd be most satisfactory.
I've got a list here of game designers who need a stern talking to, if you want to start a fetch quest...
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:49,
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It sounds like you don't like computer games anymore.Have you tried getting another hobby?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:53,
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you've formed an opinion now and it outranks facts, yeah yeahwhatevs
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57,
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en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anymore
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:59,
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seriously though, up yours you fucking bumlord, get the fuck off my internet(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
Sebastian Dried-on excreta was born with a tiny penis(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02,
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So you fantasise about newborns with large cocks. (
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:22,
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No, I was assumingSebs is a girl.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:47,
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Ha!That's actually about right.
I tend to tell people "I don't do computer games, they're all shit" - but sometimes when everyone says something is the dog bollocks, I like to give it a try. Just in case.
Like, RDR was great. The Batman Arkham things were good.
But yes, mainly, computer games can piss off.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57,
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lol j/k yer alright really(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02,
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shut up and fuck off you useless shit cunt(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:01,
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what is it with people here just recycling my posts all the fucking time(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
what is it with people here just recycling my posts all the fucking time(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:04,
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lol j/k yer alright really(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:04,
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I dunno, I played it online, it's alright(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:03,
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*shrugs*MGTech is right - I don't like games. It was an act of purist optimism to have tried it in the first place.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:05,
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hey it's ok, I'm here now to improve your miserable weekend internet with some high quality shitposting(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
Hahahahanonotreallyitslikeaslowshitdeathhahahaha.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:35,
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can't help wondering how long this is going to go on nowI mean, if /talk were a dog you'd take it behind the barn with a shotgun and put it out of its lingering misery
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It's more like an unloved rabbit with myxomatosis.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:41,
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I might start striking up conversations on /board.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:42,
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They're like rats only fluffier and more meat on them.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:47,
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it's like a dog that's been stolen by a trampand is slowly being smothered to death out of a misguided attempt to keep it warm.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:43,
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If a cat dragged in a tramp I would be well impressed and amused.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:50,
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Ching chong hun dan sideways fanny to you, too.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 15:46,
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I'm glad someone does(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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Alright pal how are you? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 15:21,
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morning the doveston(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 3:57,
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why did the chicken cross the road?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 1:08,
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I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 1:43,
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Why are you asking him, he just asked you, clearly he doesn't know(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 2:25,
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oh haha, i thought it was the setup for a joke, silly me(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 2:26,
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Look, it crossed the road, let's move on.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 2:33,
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because he thought it would be well lol?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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So, like, how many lascannons would you run if you were going up against Eldar?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:02,
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I'm totally trolling the dungeons and dragons nerds on here.This will be epic.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:09,
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oh ok i dont think you should troll tho(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:09,
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No, it's cool, they're all people with a hobby slightly different to one of my hobbies so they're basically all cunts.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:10,
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why would they need a hobby other than talk?(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:12,
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i wanna know if that forum user is a real pedo or not(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:17,
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haha this place would be dead on its arse without you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:23,
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I really am the fans' favourite these days.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:26,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7712691
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vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:24,
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dont worry vladers it was just part of the rum bawdy comedy of this forums(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:27,
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OK \o/
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vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:29,
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you should pose as a 7 year old boy, agree to meet them IRL and if you end up getting bumraped then you'll have your answer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:32,
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twelve in the opposite direction, hopefully I would pass a nice cafe and I could stop for a cup of tea(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:04,
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I would use none lascannons, I would be too worried I might shoot an ewok by mistake..(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:14,
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depends, how many hands do i have(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:14,
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I don't know. I'd guess around two or so.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:39,
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i'd set my wizard on them then(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 1:10,
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