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man made disaster restaraunts

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
hindenburger king

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
tornandos

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
your not very good at this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
you do one then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
the burden of proof isnt on me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
it kind of is here

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:04, archived)
no it obviously isnt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:05, archived)
Is

(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:59, archived)
:O whelkboy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
I don't know, climate change is maybe behind some tornados...I call this one in

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
yeh but then you'd have to prove that climate change is man made which you cant

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
the burden of proof isn't on me

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
it kind of is here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:04, archived)
careful now we don't want to create another talk loop not after what happened last time

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
it is 2chans thing he copies people in the hope it will give him the same success that the original stuff gave the original people

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:42, archived)
I think it's better to copy other peoples successful posts than to keep repeating your own unsuccessful posts like the pedo one down there

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
I don't know what to do here I like ssg and I like you too 2 can, please don't fight

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:43, archived)
he started it by saying I wasn't very good at replying to his stupid thread
he should apologize
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:47, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
^rude

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)
*lip wobble*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)
haha this place would be dead on its arse without you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:54, archived)
Global warming must be behind sharknados

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
kind of wish I hadn't googled

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
I haven't seen it yet but tara reid's in it and she's a well respected actress
www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
papa alpha johns

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
papa jonestown

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
fukushimamama

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:56, archived)
chernobyl hut

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:57, archived)
Kentucky Fried Chernobyl

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
McDonAIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
yo! airplane!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
There's gotta be an Oxo tower Exxon Valdez pun somewhere but I can't find it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
WTCFridays.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
Yo! Hiroshima

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
Hiroshimla Pinks

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)
costa concordia coffee

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:00, archived)
Holocauvester

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:00, archived)
Kentucky Fried Challenger

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
hms herald of free enter-pizzeria
we roll on and off our dough
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
McDunblane

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
Abra KeBritishImperialism.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
Yo! Hillsborough disaster

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
Cafe Khmer Rouge

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:27, archived)
TGI Bloody Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
Buchenwald King

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
is it true you are a pedo or was that just a joke

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:10, archived)
Feeling lonely?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:20, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)
Hello there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
ok but are you a pedo or was that just a joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:33, archived)
You gotta be bloody kidding me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
ok so are you or are you not?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
I wonder how long I can keep you reposting these bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)
stop avoiding the question

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
the one about you wanting to nonce up mongy's kids

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:56, archived)
I have clearly missed something.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:59, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:59, archived)
Thanks, SSG.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:01, archived)
no probs bubs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
I'll just keep hitting F5
this seems like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
this poster responded to the news that mongy's daughter is not quite 11 years old with the view that this made her somewhat overdue for a date with him
weirdly it jumped off the screen as not being a joke
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
i dunno they just seem to be upset about it now so we should probs persue it
i'll leave it up to you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)
please don't give me any responsibility ssg I break out in a rash

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
oh i am sorry i didnt mean that
this place would be dead on its arse without you, don't get sick
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)
Is it dextroplex?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:34, archived)
I really am finding reading the qotw stories so terribly depressing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
yeah it's shit I can't even tell my qotw story they should make the questions more vague

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
I don't know, maybe it's just the grey desperation behind all that jollity about people being sellotaped to lamp posts

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:42, archived)
Yeah the empty soulless sincerity of it all.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:57, archived)
Kentucky Fried Chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
From the famous chicken disaster?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:50, archived)
it IS the famous chicken disaster

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 23:57, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:19, archived)
Well?
Are you just wasting my time or what? Fucks sake ssg.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
What you're doing is like crying fire in a theatre.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)
no its not

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
I'm not sure what crying fire in a theatre would be like

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
mind you I'm not very imaginative

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
the same as shouting fire anywhere else, surely?
people with common sense get the fuck out, idiots stand around and film the destruction
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:55, archived)
you seem to have inadvertently described our whole present reality, well done

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
Yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
Hey!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
Are you a real doctor?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)
is the pope a real catholic?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:34, archived)

Now that you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
i read somewhere that if the pope ever meets another pope they have to jack each other off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:36, archived)
They're a bit old for that, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
its not up to you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
now that would be an ecumenical matter

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
I'm a doctor of lurrrrve*.
* mathematics
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:42, archived)
So you can't, like, prescribe shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:53, archived)
Yeah.
I prescribe shit all the time. Sadly it has very few medicinal uses.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:45, archived)
hot cock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:32, archived)
Try boxers.
And occasional washing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
u love it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
Ricmundo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)
Sir.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
aight djrich

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)
It's a sad day for /talk mongy
when I can see the morning, afternoon and evening threads without scrolling.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
we just dont /talk anymore

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
it's so funny

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
i'm at a kids swimming gala or 'meet' as some bellends have started using, you are all the company i have

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
can we have a live from the pool please mongy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
its hot and its dull, dunno who is winning as i dont care

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
the man on the tannoy must be a mile down the road, its an odd effect

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
do you think he's using it the wrong way round?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
Evening, djrich

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
good evening djrich

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:21, archived)
ok, I need to make more effort here
what's the best thing about your day so far djrich?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:22, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
*rubs it better*
there there
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
I'm so confused right now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
ive no phone reception where i am
Can someone tell my son the doveston that I'll be back later to take him to the pub xx
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
yeah sure

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
bad parent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
they grow up so fast.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
tell me about it, my baby girl is 11 soon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
Way overdue for a date with uncle Mastarbeiter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
You creepy fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
Aahh, finally a friendly chap in this shithole.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
Ricardo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
Morning
How's every ones hangovers today?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 9:04, archived)
Alright Bumless.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
mornin badger
Fun day lined up?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:39, archived)
i went ipswich new years, good draw in the end for cafc

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)
any recommendations for things to do in Bow?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
go somewhere else

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:34, archived)
i dont have one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
I thought about going to London today but decided against it.
Some other time.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:50, archived)
you missed a nice sunny day with clear blue skies

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
Nah, we've got that here.
Blowy as fuck, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
I've just been around the duck ponds with micro shambles.
She asked why the very unhappy man was sitting by the lake in a tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
I spoke too soon.
It's raining now.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:35, archived)
Shouldn't this be good news to a god of the oceans?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
Yeah,
because rain and the sea go together like beach holidays and Scotland, or yachting and a storm, or Caribbean cruises and hurricane season.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)
alright frank

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
I shat mine out of my anus.
I have an anus, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
Non existent
Or at least, nothing a brew and a bacon barm can't sort out
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
didnt drink booze last night why would i have an hangover?
This seems a tad presumptuous tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:28, archived)
As ever
I pop in to see what's going on, and as usual the content is 37% less interesting than the contents of a proctologist's glove bin.
(#1, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
Yeah. Saying that and saying 'as ever' marks you as a proper thick cunt.
No offence, you thick cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
We have a right old laugh here don't we?

(#1, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:30, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
I ask you /talk
Can you feel my love buzz?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:48, archived)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 6:27, archived)
i dont want to

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 8:22, archived)
lies

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
would you believe me if I told you, you're the queen of my heart?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 8:50, archived)
yay

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
Low amp
wang pulse.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)
i could reply with this:
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:20, archived)

What's the longest I should put a can of lager in the freezer for to make it really cold? Nobody like's warm lager do they?
(Gizmo, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
Yeah I prefer all drinks at room temperature or higher.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:15, archived)
cans are pretty safe
i put 3 bottles of Grolsh in a deep freeze once, woke up the next day....well have you seen "The Thing" Kurt Russell?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:23, archived)

What happened to the bottles?
(Gizmo, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:52, archived)
they asploded all over the freezer.....
the freezer door, the wall next to the freezer, my next door neighbours wall, seriously the fucking freezer exploded.

I will never drink a freezer again
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 1:15, archived)
These "Brits" do
if Asterix is to be believed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
Spot of G&T?
Spot of G&T.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:53, archived)
why did the chicken cross the road?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:54, archived)
I think it's one of those questions we'll never know the answer to.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)
to talk to his gay friend

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
so it's a particular chicken?
maybe we can finally put this chicken/road myth to rest.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
i came first
over YOUR MUM ARF
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)

I've had this before. They're not chickens, they're eagles I got from messing about with clip art and yes, Kronenbourg 1664 had a part to play in it due it being my lager of choice (think I'll have another one).
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
knock knock

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
Please excuse me there's someone at the door.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
its the chicken

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)
A chicken couldn't reach the knocker.
If it used its beak against the door, it would make a tapping sound. You've not thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:06, archived)
sorry i was looking for the fit bird next door

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
that was me knocking
i guess we know who came first now
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)
?i guess? so?
*calls the police*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:09, archived)
I AM THE POLICE ASK STING

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)

You buying then?
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:56, archived)
No.
This isn't a roleplay bar thread.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)
then why do i have my cock out?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
I think it's one of those questions we'll never know the answer to.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
Well theres always a sense of finality when i get my cock out
its a right feathery bastard
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)
This has been the worst thread ever and I have to say it's not my fault.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)
there should be some sort of vote and perhaps a reward

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:11, archived)
cans of gin?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)
Sadly no.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
disagree with me now
go on i dare you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:53, archived)
fuck off Spazticus

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:55, archived)
Threadrush and optical, haha
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:55, archived)
pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
So yeah Gizmo was a Mogwai right?
Throw water on him, its nearly midnight
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
I thought it was Mortal Wombat again

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:36, archived)
Can we do the will smith bit again from last night, I was enjoying that

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:37, archived)
was it about scientology?

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:38, archived)
i wasnt here for that funship
i kinda have a life, what happened? Did we take the piss out of black people again?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:54, archived)

on my second kronenbourg 1664 of the night.
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
did your husband buy it for you?

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
Fucking lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)
alright spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:32, archived)
spazzist
I may not be perfect but every day brings me a new dawn of grinding depression. I work with it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:36, archived)
well isnt that /talk personified?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
Prick
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)

what have I missed?
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:12, archived)
the cruxifiction

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
the answer has always been there
FICTION!! OMG LOLZZ
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
Odd suicide but apart from that been prick, wanker
All is well at talk
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:41, archived)

That cost me thirty fur quid and several crashes to do.
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
Totally worth it, bro

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)

worth what?
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:12, archived)
fur q

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
alright frank

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:11, archived)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OejTZRSprcI
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)
fucking things up already?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)
tool-o-tron

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)
canijoinin-a-twat?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:00, archived)
Fanny batter

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)

I'm back!!
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)
And all across the land
not one fuck was given.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)
it could possibly be argued that at least 000000000000.01% of a fuck was given by someone somewhere at somepoint
but i really can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)
Assuming the UK that implies that around 620 people gave a fuck about him.
I doubt it.
Either show your working, or leave it alone.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:58, archived)
i think we need a poll

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:02, archived)
Referendum!
I'm sure Mr Salmond would be happy to add it to his paper-thin independence argument.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
i did say possibly
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
'Possibly' is good enough to make an SNP white paper

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
you are not the original gizmo.mp3
probably
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
ho ho! ...oh

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
Not long to go.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)
yeah - a new morning thread soon - awesome

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
laugh a minute this place

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:01, archived)
yeah we have a right laugh here, don't we?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:02, archived)
so Frank told me

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
you talked to him?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:06, archived)
Only once or twice.
Nice fella.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:07, archived)
good to know

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)
ha heeeyyy!
whats the plan tonight then boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)
pub
London. eat. Drink. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)
sounds shit no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:12, archived)
homosexual bumming too, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:24, archived)
so knox then did she did it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:27, archived)
yeah the kinky bitch

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)
I don't know what that means, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)
oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)
still would tho, she's got a bit of a juliette lewis thing going on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)
She's thick as owt though.
'I've been found innocent once.'

Yeah. And guilty twice. Derp.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
It's an interesting legal concept - the Best of Three system - isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
beer and peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:22, archived)
woah bit personal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
t'wats

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
hot cock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
lucky bugger

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
Pub in about half an hour.
'Ning The LOVELY Gobbo.
'Ning The LOVELY /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 31 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
Are you doing anything nice for the weekend?
I don't really care, mind, just making conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)
MASSIVE DRUGS
In my Honda
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:23, archived)
Ooh, is it a Honda Accord?
Planning on punching any coppers while you're at it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
Getting up really early on saturday to drive my mother in law to the airport in Birmingham.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:24, archived)
Aww I'm well jel. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
yes, yes i am

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:05, archived)
Wanking.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)
UR MUM
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
Why - you - LITTLE..!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:06, archived)
Nah, not really
Unless she wants to. If she doesn't want to, then I was only joking about wanting to.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:12, archived)
Working, Wanking and Drinking

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
Might get fucked up.
Might learn crochet.

Might even do both but not at the same time like that would be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
Sounds like a good new hobby
EXTREME DRUNK CROCHETING!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
Might test the effects of various intoxicants
like they did with those spider webs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
Careful or you'll get NEEDLE-HOOKED,
and may even end up addicted to drugs too, ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)
Oh wait do you even use needles in crochet?
Oh who cares, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
Nah you use mallets

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:46, archived)
[c] Goodnight Mr Tea

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:11, archived)
how does this work then do you judge them now
rather than the usual popular page method that happened up until you did all this for our forum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
No, if people like them they reply [click]
The one with the most clicks wins
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
Going to see Fields of the Nephilim tomorrow
not that you care
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
bit coughy still

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
Afternoon, SSG

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
Get yourself a wee hot toddie!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:36, archived)
haha i dont want to drink wee haha get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:39, archived)
haha it's funny because we all know SSG actually loves drinking wee

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:49, archived)
teehee peepee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)

ie ler
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:12, archived)
Instant or filter?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:49, archived)
haha sounds like coffee hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
I know, right?
Shit's unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:59, archived)
totes scrotes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:01, archived)
Did you know that 'coffee' comes from the word 'qahwah'
The earliest cultivation of coffee was in Yemen and they named it 'qahwah' which is the word for wine, because it tasted very similar to their local wine, named 'qahwah' after 'coffee', with which it is flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
Infect rich people so their healthcare spending will stimulate the economy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:54, archived)
Doctors

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
shit show haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:11, archived)
haha brilliant
It's been going for a long old time though. Maybe it's not that shit after all. Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
nah it is ive seen it its shit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
that's a shame

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)
haha but seriously doctors do an amazing job, shouldn't knock them yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)
i dunno i don't go a lot on mine that time i went along with a lump in my throat he referred me on but didn't give any words of encouragement, said very little at all in fact and wouldn't meet my eye,
spent the next two months until my hospital date shitting myself it was cancer, thanks shit gp with your shit bedside manner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)
real ones do

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)
What about Doctors Who, Pepper and Fox?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
How you do you have for me to sing doctors and nurses praises?
generally speaking 90% of doctors and nurses are fantastic. there are a minority that give them a bad name.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)
2 can is that minority

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:19, archived)
Well yes there are a few minority doctors and nurses out there but if you get one you're quite within your rights to say no and ask for a nice British one thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, archived)
Did you try that cure I suggested?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
depends what cure you suggested

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)
Smoke less, ssg.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
i wish i smoked just so i could stop smoking to make the cough go away

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:56, archived)
I'm a bit sniffy. Just came about yesterday.
Keep your distance, disease spreading whore!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)

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