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Ben Affleck is going to be the best Batman since Val Kilmer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:44, archived)
Not to mention Zombieland boy as Lex Luthor!
And Jesus as Superman! This is going to be EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
i think you'll find george clooney was the best batman

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)

clooney lazenby
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
i was going to make this joke too, but i didn't
haha, we're kindred spirits haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)
haha that's right we are

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:31, archived)
Delboy was the best batman

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)
plorning

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:28, archived)
plalright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:38, archived)
This will never catch on.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:43, archived)
you said that about morning threads

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:44, archived)
You said that about Christianity

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)
That has all but disappeared since I said that though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)
That's true
It was pretty big for a while though. Tab Clear big.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:20, archived)
I still can't believe tab clear has gone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:21, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 7:17, archived)
It's always morning somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 7:20, archived)
yeah i know, you dont have to remind me every day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:26, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:38, archived)
I need a poo but it's a bit too late to flush the toilet without waking anyone up, what should I do?
Please respond quickly as the situation is increasingly urgent.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 1:09, archived)
shit in your hand and throw it out the window

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 1:14, archived)
A nearby bowl should be able to sluice it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 4:48, archived)
Do you have an empty pringles tin to hand?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 6:40, archived)
still got a cough

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
tomorrow morning you must march straight into your local hospital and demand a lung transplant

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:00, archived)
i'm not about to take medical advice from someone who struggles to string his own sentences to the altogether

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
I've got one now
you are the cancer that is killing /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
this place would be dead out of its arse if i coughed on it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:30, archived)
captain trips
check em.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:36, archived)
You have milked this cow so long it's become a singularity
And you and your cough will appear in a parallel universe where both will be exterminated by giant bug eyed rodents. That will learn you both.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:52, archived)
sounds good if it means i wont have a cough any more

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)
just stop coughing then with the power of now

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 0:27, archived)
Went to see Stewart Lee's new tour last night.
It was great. Highly recommend!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:44, archived)
u terrible troll

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:49, archived)
No, really. It was very funny.
I know that Stewart Lee doesn't get a lot of love in B3ta Towers but he was brilliant last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:52, archived)
I'm not buying it
He's never been funny before, why should he start now?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
He's having a deathbed conversion....
or something. maybe, dunno?

He was very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
i liked his joke about the real ale section in supermarkets

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
Yeah, I thought that was well observed.
I liked the racist stuff he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:19, archived)
charlie brooker did a version of that on his show the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)
that is if you are talking about the joke about send em all back where you just keep sending back the last people to immigrate here
right back to like celts or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:35, archived)
imagine if every country kept doing that that we'd all end up back in africa haha imagine the irony oh lolollll

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:36, archived)
haha thats the joke isnt it i like it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)
haha imagine if the plants had sent back the first fishes to crawl out of the sea it'd have avoided all of this lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
imma do some cutting edge satirical picture of this and post it on /board

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
if only the big bang never happened
haha no not the telly smash hit sitcom although it would be better if that never happened too
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
haha I like the irish one but not the black one or the woman

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
no that's scrubs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)
so sorry hun

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:50, archived)
on bbc3 there is a program about downs, on bbc4 genghis khan, made me smile

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
seems like youve caught downs, from bumming young downs boys, you downsy faggot nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
hey i'm not a mongoloid

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:35, archived)
ok, i'm gonna put some chips on

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
why isn't there a didnt-go-to-university challenge?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
I think most other television quizzes are open to all walks of life

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
so why is this one allowed to segregate?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
catchphrase openly discriminated, iq over 60 need not apply

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
I guess if their objective is to find which group of university students are more capable of answering questions in this format it wouldn't make much sense to include people who aren't university students

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
oh here come the segregation apologisers no suprise there

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:40, archived)
the television quiz format has always tolerated segregation and exclusion - the generation game, mr & mrs, busman's holiday, to name but a few
I'm not saying it's right, but it's unfair to single out university challenge
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
its unfair to defend university challenge in this day and age

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
Are You Smarter Than A Ten Year Old is blatant age discrimination too.
The best non-discriminatory quiz is Whittle.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)
crystal maze was pretty good,
a load of team members who are all spectacularly shit at just about everything, letting each other down in a variety of humiliating ways
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
Did you know
Crystal Maze only got made because Fort Boyard wasn't ready in time to be broadcast. So they knocked up Crystal Maze as a filler, and it was arguably the much better show.

Something like that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
arguably and indeed in every objectively measurable way

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:40, archived)
yes yes quite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:41, archived)
you should wear clothes instead haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
haha i get it hahahaha thats actually a good joke
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:26, archived)
haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
nice, ive got chinky

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:41, archived)
sideways?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
totes fancy doing peaches geldof up the shitter

(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
arse like a chocolate orange innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
nearly there

(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
face like a butternut squash

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
bugger

(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
tits like a packet of Rolos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:45, archived)
minge like a burst welly

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
legs like a dripping nose

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
hands like a rusty skillet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)
go for it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:44, archived)
treat her like a lady

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:48, archived)
there's a song in there somewhere

(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:49, archived)
go carefully then

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
Gotta be more attractive than her face.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
she looks a bit like that ellie goulding in this one
www.celebwallpaper.org/data/media/1721/PeachesGeldof-1.jpg
(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
women who scribble on themselves are hot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:07, archived)
got that right

(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)

sc d
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
Motley Crue are the best heavy metal band of them all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:23, archived)
way to upset the bon jovi fans

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
bon jovi do the definitive version of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
oh god i fort u was kiddin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34nrWcUglVg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
check out that point!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
it's terrible, innit
Jon's really emoting though, it's well cringe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
his backing band are emoting too
its quite impressive lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
it's only slightly worse than Leonard Cohen's original version.
Also, Kermit's version of Hurt is wonderful.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
i sit here looking up the chords to songs i see mentioned and then playing along for a bit
i think i've got a version of hallelujah down that will impress even the most stone hearted parrotless spastics
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
try the Palace version of Horses innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:44, archived)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:46, archived)
acoustic drone doom metal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
sounds a bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
there's some chords i can't do,
i dunno why guitarists bother with those chords
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
could just use barre chords instead of fiddly ones

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
styx yo

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:26, archived)
motley hoople

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
What about The Darkness, you dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:28, archived)
no, they were utterly shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
You're clearly not a real metal fan.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:30, archived)
Clearly.
The one joke that The Darkness were didn't get tired immediately, oh no.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
i liked that they had long hair and guitars

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
I liked that they were utterly utterly shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
They were the most honest representation of metal since the mid 70s.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
I just didn't like them one bit.
Can we just be civil about this, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
But they were quintessentially metal.
Metal is shit music for spotty adolescent boys in provincial towns who won't lose their virginity until they're in their forties. The Darkness are distilled metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
put like that, agree completely

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
I dislike them ironically

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
RATT 4 LIFE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
NO WAI

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
UH HUH!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:39, archived)
quite liked soad
nu metal tho spose
(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:44, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
sorry I've been out today

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)
out?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:21, archived)
MGT's gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
yes, she is rather jolly today.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:27, archived)
Thanks, mr horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)
anytime

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:22, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:13, archived)
I often stop posting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
TRIPS!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
checked

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:28, archived)
I guess it would

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)
you dont know jack

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
I do.
He's a right laugh, always getting his cock out at parties and ruining stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
what a prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
Yeah it is quite big.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
I wish it would just die.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
shammer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
ps, lone survivor is an awesome film. Highly reccomend
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:20, archived)
I don't know what that means, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
is that a sequel to ps i love you haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
yeh i know

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:27, archived)
we have a right laugh here dont we

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
im hardly here at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
understandable with your busy schedule

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
What's the best shade of white paint?
I'm thinking it must be brilliant white. It's certainly not magnolia.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
There's no such thing as a shade of white.
It's either white or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
inb4 lolracist

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)
Only if you ignore physics, convention, and common sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
No, white is white; by definition white reflects all wavelengths of visible light equally.
Therefore everything sold as a shade of white is actually a pale shade of another colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
but paint, due to it's nature
can never be truly white
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
Quite probably true.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
Twaddle.
There's no formal definition of white in physics. There's not even a quantitative definition of visible light.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
No, but there is a conventional definition.
You DID mention convention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
Eh?
The conventional definition is 'it looks kind of white'.

Given the variation in human eyes, I'm dubious that you're going to come up with any useful pedantry here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)
I've already explained my position above.
You're free to hold your own beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
Very kind.
I believe you should have paid more attention at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
this isn't a belief thing, this is a you being wrong about a thing thing

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
I'm not wrong, I just didn't want to be drawn into a "reiterate yourself 10,000 times for the guy who's never going to agree with you even if you have a signed affidavit from god/hawking/his mother" argument.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
no, you are wrong and the sooner you man up and face the facts the better for the good of this forum
be the better man here mu
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
Being wrong suits you.
You should do it more often. If that were possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)
White work divided by white time.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)
Are you suggesting the blacks don't work?
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
really?
that's mad. there should be a scientific definition.
COME ON BOFFINS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)
I'm sure there are some material science nerds desperately competing for the whitest thing in the world.
You could ask them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
cba

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
No need.
Turns out it's Mikeyboy's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
imma lobby my mp to get a white paper drawn up on this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
Oh har di har har har.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)
roffle

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
No cos otherwise it would be a mirror and therefore invisible

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)
so grey is also white, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
magnolia is beige, what the fuck is wrong with you

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
I have a mild personality disorder.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:01, archived)
White
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)
Dog spunk in eggshell.
Which is also my favourite breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)
Homebase ACTUALLY sell a paint called Klan Hood White!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
Can't believe I fell for that
now I have "Klan hood white" affecting every advert and Google search I do from here on out
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
haha hey brb!
got any new jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)
New book hasn't arrived yet.
The old one has a few dregs left in it that I've discarded due to shitness. I'll tell you one of them if you like..?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)
yeh why not a shit joke is a bit like pizza, it's still pizza haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:44, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)
How does Jack Frost go to work?
By-icicle.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
cool joke haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:17, archived)
What two kinds of fish do you need to make a pair of shoes?
Soles and eels.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
What do jellybabies wear on their feet?
Gum boots.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
How do you get the flies out of your living room?
Put the dustbin in the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)
What wears a coat all winter and pants all summer?
A dog.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)

for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
then her face at first just ghostly
turned a whiter shade of pale...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)
I like dark white

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
daz

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
well it's better than mediocre white, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
I expected more from you.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)
btw the S&P 500 ploughed through support this afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)
?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
a bad day at the New York Stock Exchange.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:12, archived)
I have a load of silver, should I hang on to it or take it to the jewellery quarter?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
silver hasn't been this cheap since 2010 so I'd hang onto it just now,
it's probably going up in the short term.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
Can Any Of You Fuckwits
Help Shambos out?

The idiot needs some help to prove he's right. On the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
the phrase is in fact "shomer shabbos"
hth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers che
cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers checheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers che
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:44, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
Oh. Is it the dullard who says 'cheers'?
Hahaha. He's a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)
Am I missing out on some INTERNET DRAMA here!?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
Wake me up when you find out

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
Somebody seems a trifle upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
stop picking on the spastics

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
I didn't do nuffin, Miss.
I was one of a handful of people who pointed out that his shit copy'n'paste anecdote was an obviously bollocks version of an old chestnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:53, archived)
GIGANTIC VAGINAS
WELCOME TO SOMERSET
(The entire population of Kent scum not even from B3ta's past, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)
wakiwakiwaki

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
You just don't get this level of quality banter on other websites.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
SOMERSET LOOKS A LOT LIKE MACHESTER
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
If you're the REAL Johnny Catfish
name three things. Or two.
(#1, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)

In an apparently non-political case of imitation of Thich Quang Duc, the young son of an American officer based at the U.S. Embassy in Saigon doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He was seriously burned before the fire was extinguished and later could only offer the explanation that "I wanted to see what it was like."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
It it quacks like a Duc, and burns like a Duc,
can we have it for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:35, archived)
Retard does not come close to that explanation

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
LOL just gassed a customer
Serious bag leakage and gassed a customer while he was trying to give me the details of his flat he wants to sell. It was that bad he couldn't concentrate. Won't be getting that flat.

It was like the scene out of the hunger games: catching fire when there's that fog that blisters their skin and burns like fuck. If the gas didn't burn him the bright fucking red I went should have.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
Hooray for no bumhole man!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
Ooh, just read that Michael Gove says he wants to end the "Berlin Wall" divide between the state and private school sectors in England.
I wasn't aware of this wall but it sounds like a good idea to me, if we have to resort to razor wire and machine gunning to keep the proles out of our best schools then I'm all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
it is literally the berlin wall though
where do you think they put it after the reunification of germany?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)
would have been a shame to waste a perfectly good wall

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:12, archived)
lol
you could probably stop a bank robbery with that thing
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:58, archived)
dunno what that means soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)
He's like gonzo, only permanently

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)
i dunno he doesnt strike me as someone i would fall in love with

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
Give me a chance and you'll love me like no other

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
Tell QOTW, I checked and they're ok with it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:12, archived)
I just had a look at the newsletter and there was no mention of 2 Can's /talk competition in it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
did they mention anything that might upset brayndedd?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
I hope not

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
there's a newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
oh man you'd love it, there's some well funny links and that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
The compo hasn't finished yet you spastic, it's gonna be in NEXT week's newsletter

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:40, archived)
but how will people know to get involved?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
yeah not telling too many people, don't want to reduce my chances of winning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:46, archived)
/Talk should be in the newsletter. I mean what are you... the red-headed bastard step-child of B3TA?
***EDIT*** Thank you for all your personal messages and apologies to those of you who are in fact red-headed bastard step-children. I had no idea there were so many you!
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:42, archived)
Good Morning /Talk.
Please have a seat. Would you like coffee or tea? We really need to have a /Talk.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
what about?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:34, archived)
Where were you last night?
And what have you done to your brother /Links this time?
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)
You know very well about your father Rob's fondness for heroine and auto-erotic asphyxiation.
You and /Links are going to have to learn to take care of each other after he's gone. /Links is your brother, /Talk... but while blood makes you relatives... loyalty is what makes you family.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:59, archived)
hello I am off caffeine at the moment soz

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
Yes, well apparently you've moved on to other things judging by the state you were in when you came home last night my dear.
Is everything ok?
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)
do you mind if I smoke?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)
You know we don't allow ciggarettes in the house.
Please use the refer your father got for you.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)
I don't want to smoke
I just wanted to know whether or not you mind
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:50, archived)
Of course not dear. Here's a blunt if you feel the need.
Oh and please remember to put on the CD of Dread Zeppelin if you do decide to light up.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:03, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
*Gasp!* Please use more appropriate language at the table.
You know that nothing less than, "Fuck off, you cum guzzling gutter whore!" or "Fuck off, you bovine ass pirate!" will do.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
haha this place would be dead on its arse without you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
=D
I think asking /Talk what glasscock means is my finest work to date though.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
haha this place would be dead on its arse without you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
shut up SSG
checkmate
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)
haha we have a right laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
What day is it?
I'm tired and confused.
Should I take frank/seb off of Ignore yet? Did we learn anything?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
i'm not certain, but i don't think anybody cares

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:31, archived)
Oh, man.
All that effort for nothing.
You heartless wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:55, archived)
Casual indifference is preferable to open hostility, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:29, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)
haha yeah
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
chlorning

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:29, archived)
chlo

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:56, archived)
chlalright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
alright micto

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
*chlomps*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:22, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 7:58, archived)
grr

(Lou Carpenter, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 7:59, archived)
spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:04, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:04, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:16, archived)
Morning B3tans

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
So
I logged in today for the first time yeeeaaars and realised that yesterday it'd been ten years since I first signed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 6:35, archived)

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