Fuck that shit. I call for an alright thread.
alright
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)

Thank fuck! This shit's far too chaotic for me
Bien Monsieur le Thé?
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:51, archived)

ca via bien, muppers

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:14, archived)

alright

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:52, archived)

Hey!!!!

(Good evening Good evening, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)

hahahaha yeah

( mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:13, archived)

not expecting this thread to become a classic tbh

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

well that sent the wakiometer right off the scale

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:28, archived)

piss and ham lol hahahaha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:32, archived)

oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:33, archived)

omg u hamtoucher lolol

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)

Hey, yourself.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)

if you're here to jump the shark then you're a bit late

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)

Sorry, not interested, thanks tho.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)

fuck off fish phlegm

(#1, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:46, archived)

hey it's the newsletter

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)

AND WE LIKE NEWSLETTERING AROUND

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:31, archived)

Does it contain tonight's winning euromillions numbers?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:33, archived)

I reckon you're probably a bit lonely.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:36, archived)

lonely of a serial killer
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:37, archived)

how can you be a bit of a serial killer, either you are or you aren't

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

maybes he's like a murder short, but has someone all ready to go non the basement

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:46, archived)

Is Two Hats' wank over yet?
When will I get my commemorative T-shirt?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)

cummemorative, more like!
ok, that's me done for the week. see you monday, everyone.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:41, archived)

haha, like b3ta will still be here on monday

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)

Have we decided who we're appreciating on monday?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:52, archived)

my vote's for gyles brandreth

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:02, archived)

does he post here much?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:21, archived)

Haven't been around this way in a while.
How goes it?
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)

it was going really well
and then you showed up
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

it's been great
well, not quite
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

i don't like your sig, mister.
edit: that's much better.
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

anyway what's the easiest/cheapest way to strip paint from a fiddley antique iron knocker?
anyone?
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)

put it in a fire then use a wire brush

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)

what's the worst that could happen if i did that?

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)

Nothing much, if it's cast iron it's not gonna melt. Just burns the paint off and softens anything left on it for brushwork. Not red hot though as it might warp. Alternatively use a blow torch if you have one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)

cool cheers

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:23, archived)

Shove it up your bum and then pour a load of bleach up there.
Then add a bottle of methylated spirits and set fire to it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)

"What knockers!"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)

throw it in a fucking volcano

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)

it yourself
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:20, archived)

You're better off getting a really coarse sandpaper, then very slowly go fuck yourself

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

a) Get a butane torch from the plumbing section of B&Q, and burn it off
b) Get a brass wire brush for your drill and grind it off
c) Apply a coat of paint remover gel, leave it for a bit and then scrape it off
d) Get some 180-grit sandpaper and sand it off
e) Talk to it for 5 minutes until it shrivels up and dies from sheer boredom.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:35, archived)

(e) was very cruel
but (b) is a good idea, ta
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)

Dettol brown variety, it worked for my space marines

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:30, archived)

neither has anyone else

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)

Rage
Blinding, effervescent rage
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)

whatsamatter, poppet?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)

work
Pricks at work. People who sit on things for two weeks that could've been done in minutes. And you'd better believe that if I sat on something that long they'd be complaining to my director. Cunts.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)

Still, going to Guildford on Sunday to play some lovely guitars
And tonight, meat.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)

And I shall be child free from 6 tonight until about 4 tomorrow
I should be in a better mood
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)

Only an hour till that wank you've scheduled, too.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)

I'm well looking forward to that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, but it's difficult to feel motivated, like when some guy comes in having a heart attack and I think 'I really need to do something about this' but then something more interesting comes along and I do that instead.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:45, archived)

lolol, i bet there's something you'd like to sit on for 2 weeks
i'm talking about a penis here!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:49, archived)

It's really took a nose-dive since I stopped posting.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)

and how

( mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:56, archived)

YOU!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:25, archived)

SWEET CAROLINE

( mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:28, archived)

Nothing melts my heart like Status Quo.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:13, archived)

WOW
our user #s are super close. we are like twins.
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:30, archived)

On. Its. Arse.

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:30, archived)

Alright Frank.
I haven't had my Frank fix yet today
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

I heard he's let himself go recently.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:46, archived)

Fat toast eating beast

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)

tell me a secret about you that your close friends and family don't know

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)

I once stole 50 quid off my dad so I could get some pills for Baraka

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

i knew he was a cool president

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:26, archived)

The Takartan warrior from Mortal Kombat?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

I spend a lot of my working day posting on a moribund website

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)

i'm strong independent woman

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:25, archived)

who don't need no 'a'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

you know the saying
a's are for gays
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

hey, do you remember the band 'a'?
what a stupid fucking name that was
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)

I really liked their song Nothing

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)

I like Foghorn. I got it on a free CD that came with some cinnamon grahams.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)

I once went to Telford

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

i once shot a man in reno just to watch him die

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)

ren tesc

/HMHB
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)

that is much better

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)

bit personal

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

Well anyway, what's for lunch?
I just had a bag of marshmallows, but it's okay because I have a perfect BMI.

What did you diabetes ridden, mobility scooter riding, butterkist stealing, meals on wheelin' sons of guns have?
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

I had a lovely steaming bowl of oh for fuck's sake.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:55, archived)

i pushed my fingers into my eyes
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

^glaucoma

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)

Just the usual.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)

24 bags of transformasnacks?

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)

I'd probably enjoy that, but no.
I will be having a banana, instead of an apple, this afternoon, just to mix things up a bit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:36, archived)

Oh to answer your question earlier
I don't have anyone on ignore. All the very sensitive types put me on ignore.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)

Oh, I see.
I can't see why anyone would be upset by you. You must put on your best behaviour when I'm around.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)

it's probably the paedo thing

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:39, archived)

that or the whole needy spastic thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:42, archived)

I'd guess it's the whole coked-up needy spastic paedo thing, personally.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:49, archived)

sensitivity has nothing to do with it
you're just shit and boring
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:46, archived)

pringles.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)

Soz I meant bingles because you love bins.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)

thesouthinmymouth.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/dscn1241.jpg
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)

"the south in my mouth"?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)

poss gay interest

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

poss deffo
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

Southern cuisine is unique to America. It’s a combination of hard-scrabble lives, cooking what no one else would eat, and living off the land. How else do you explain mustard greens, fried chicken livers and fatback? But it’s more than food. It’s history, it’s connections, it’s comfort. And, most of all, it’s stories. Stories told around the dinner table, at the bar, on a picnic or after a ballgame.
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)

We'd all gather round grandpa's table, and eat our fill of mustard greens, chicken livers and fatback,
while grandpa would regale us with his stories. Easily our favourite was the one where he went out a bought some real food, but that has been in 1894, and no one within 50 miles had so much as smelled real food since.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:17, archived)

comBINation

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)

So, manolith appreciation day was a huge success. I'm sure our esteemed mod is fully motivated to mod as best he can, knowing that we all love him for it.
Can we spends today showing our love for the real hero of /talk? I'm taking, of course, about mongychops.
manolith might keep the site ticking over (and that's a good thing), but only mongy is there for everyone in their time of need. "Got a problem? gaz mongy!". It's as true now as it's ever been.

Please use this thread to express your love for mongychops. Alternatively, make an old man happy by gazzing him your well-wishes. At his age, getting a gaz from a stranger is like getting a visit from a family member.

Do it for mongy! It's the big society in action.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)

He's like the CAB, only good.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)

Yes, let's all give him a big hand!
Cos the fingers have all rotted off his one.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)

The sound of one hand clapping.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)

this is going well then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)

I can't wait for my appreciation day!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:26, archived)

we'll have 2can appreciation minute to minimise the carnage

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)

I'm taking the lack of responses as an indication that everyone has sent him a gaz.
The alternative is too sad to contemplate. Poor mongy.

I may stop organising any further appreciation days.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)

true heroes are never appreciated in their own time

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:55, archived)

Oh. This news has turned an innocent piece of fun into me wishing mongy was dead.
My thoughts are with his family. If they'd visited more often, this might never have happened.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:57, archived)

It would help if he was here to appreciate all this appreciation.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)

I'm starting to think that my efforts aren't truly appreciate.
mongychops has ruined everything.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)

as bloody usual, really feel he needs to be banned.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:55, archived)

I've registered my displeasure with him via gaz.
He always reads those, right?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

beyond my remit, soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:32, archived)

i heard he once caught a fish thiiiis big *gestures with hands*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)

ca bo
fish watch
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)

watch SELECTA!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)

i heard that his bivvy is bigger on the inside
and so is his penis
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

i heard that he was banned from qotw to stop him winning every week

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

we once spoke about fishing.
We also spoke about being a sparky.
I don't think I'll ever forget the advice he gave me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:58, archived)

Never stop looking for that magic piano?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)

If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:01, archived)

Never forget the Bill Duke / Yautja abuse scandal.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:02, archived)

Don't swim for at least an hour after eating?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:05, archived)

^bollocks

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)

I didn't say it was good advice
They also say you can't swim drunk. I've proven that wrong a bunch of times.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

i won a bet by skateboarding drunk once

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:20, archived)

You can do all sorts of things while drunk
Years ago I could only remember the chords to Hard Days Night when I was drunk. Sober my mind was a blank.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)

i can't drive, but i bet i could while drunk!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:42, archived)

If anything, you'd be better

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:43, archived)

I think it applies whether you've been eating bollocks or anything else.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)

it's certainly equally true whether you've been eating bollocks or anything else

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)

Mercury looks tasty, but you can't eat it?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:05, archived)

november sounds like cucumber but you can't eat it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:43, archived)

I....sort of know what you mean

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:43, archived)

that was quoted from a tweet by jedward

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)

You follow Jedward?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)

no, i would do if every tweet was as good as the cucumber one
it's from years ago. graham linehan used to retweet the best ones
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:49, archived)

well that sounds believeable

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

i see him as a father figure

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)

i think i upset someone
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25546
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:11, archived)

Yet my wanking session seems to be ok
Really makes you think
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)

Wait a minute, you should still be in bed right now according to /calendar.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)

How do you know I'm not?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)

the photographer is running a bit late
he said he can do portrait and landscape shots for the same price.
( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)

I should bloody well think so
Did you tell him I used to be in the trade? I won't be ripped off by these people you know.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

no money shots

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)

Well, not 'no' money shots

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:41, archived)

"no, money shots"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)

works on contingency?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)

Look! He's taking another puff!
RIP, Phil Hartman
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)

that's why you're the judge and i'm the law-talkin' guy
rip indeed
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)

what the fuck is he droning on about?

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)

i think he's under the impression that he speaks for everyone on this popular forum

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:38, archived)

I got dobbed in by someone like him the other day

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)

Maybe he should show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place.
If he doesn't like it then he should stop whining and feck off and leave us alone abloo bloo bloo.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:41, archived)

Bloo on Bloo by Bobby Vinton

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:43, archived)

ahahahaha, how very pompous

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:42, archived)

They should make him a mod.
This place needs someone who'll take things seriously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)

he probably dobs people in for minor offences purely for the sexual gratification of it.

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:51, archived)

He's got motivation.
I'll support his nomination to run the whole site.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

i think it's very mean to question the quality of your /talk input

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)

Dont pay him any attention, petal

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:01, archived)

Going to leave this here:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25567

Not putting mongy day in the calendar, though - this one has been a farce.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)

excellent

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)

Don't let it go to your head.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:06, archived)

TOO LATE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:44, archived)

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)

top man

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)

+store card holder

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)

Seems like a nice bloke

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)

The tradition of gazzing mongy is certainly my greatest contribution to /talk.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:08, archived)

wouldn't it be a nicer world if he'd died in the womb?

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)

I'm starting to think I should have just made this a Two Minute Hate.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)

Frankstein, hur hur

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)

I dont know who that is either.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:43, archived)

Am I the only person that you don't have on Ignore?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)

Yo! Threadrush the show.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:53, archived)

^Slick Rick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:06, archived)

Lolorangerapist etc.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)

well, alright but this is most irregular

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)

it's all happening on this vibrant and lively forum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)

what a great time to be alive

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:33, archived)

praise the lord

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

He died for our sins
and it'd be shame to disappoint him! hahahaha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

I dunno, I get the impression He is frequently disappointed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

Nah, you're thinking of his dad
he's a miserable old cunt
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)

get over yourself

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)

^upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)

sorry, I just don't believe in you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)

My favourite fictional character.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:58, archived)

^wanker

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10917956
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

Which one are you

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)

live sleep
( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

well yes

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

reports of the forum's death are greatly exaggerated

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

Threadrush?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)

Red thrush.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)

a rush of blood to the thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)

boom. threadshot

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)

threads under the bed

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)

night of the living thread

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:06, archived)

thread dawn

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)

Yo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:58, archived)

'sup?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)

morning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:52, archived)

Good morning.

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)

morning

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:51, archived)

Good morning.

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)

morning

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:30, archived)

morning brb
Looks like I'm late for work on this fine Friday morning.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:52, archived)

fuck it, don't go. it will make them appreciate you more.

( brb bio in pussy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:57, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)

manolith appreciation day will be over at midnight, and poor manolith will be stuck at work for a couple of hours yet.
Keep up the good work, manolith! This place wouldn't be the same without you, buddy!

Everyone spare a thought for manolith, please.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:40, archived)

I just did
and the thought was "get your fucking hair cut, you dirty giant hippy"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:40, archived)

It's the thought that counts.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:42, archived)

Nah, I'm only joking
He's not that dirty
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

not that kind of dirty anyway *winks*

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)

I....um....if....ah
Ok, I'm rigid.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:51, archived)

I am ;)

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(#1, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:47, archived)

phwoar
look at the ?CjjF on that
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 22:35, archived)

I might just post more pictures of two hats.
this is one more of Frank though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:42, archived)

Did he eat 2Hats?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:43, archived)

I think he ate pretty much everything

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

The way I see it
is that the more pictures you post, you're going to eventually stumble across one that is actually me
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:43, archived)

maybe, but only me and you will know. and manolith.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

I dunno
that picture of me in clown makeup has done the rounds
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

this one?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

madre de dios

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)

for a genuine surprise, do a google image search for manolith
first result, I was SO surprised
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:17, archived)

Hahahaha
Lovely
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:26, archived)

ha!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:27, archived)

cock
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)

pfft
amazing
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)

lololol

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:20, archived)

Ha ha fuck!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:21, archived)

he's not listening to your bullying anymore
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

wow

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

Excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)

this is two hats
this is what he wore on his wedding day
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

that guy's got it all figured out

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

that can't just be flab, right?
someone must have inflated him, right?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

I'm downloading the Iron Sheik movie as we speak
and I've got Lego Batman 3 if that interests you
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)

nice work, raisin balls
the lego games are decent fun, but usually a bit short
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:52, archived)

like my wife!
Haha ok thanks you've been great, thanks everybody haha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:56, archived)

haiyo!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)

Outside of the first Star Wars one, I find that the Lego games drag on a bit.
The levels in the first Batman were much longer than they needed to be, just as they were in Indiana Jones. They seem to have fixed this in Batman 3, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:56, archived)

I've not played 3 yet, just downloaded marvel hero's one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:57, archived)

Tempted to get that for the kids.
They got me Lego Lord of the Rings, a couple of Christmases back, but it was pretty tedious, so we didn't play it much.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)

maybe 'easy' would be more appropriate
if i edit now, i think hats might get in trouble with his wife
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:01, archived)

They are all super easy
but like you said, they're really fun, so I don't mind. This one seems to have hundreds of characters to unlock.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:34, archived)

i think kevin smith is in the game, strangely

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)

They're best when they're easy, and over quick.
Much like 2Hats' wife.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

he's probably got a terrifying gastrointestinal problem.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)

well whatever it is, he seems pretty chuffed about it

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:53, archived)

this one is actually in pompey,
and could very well be baldmonkey
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)

I thought Vesuvius destroyed Pompey?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:57, archived)

jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:58, archived)

worse than that, i'm working until 10
thanks though. x
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)

I'll keep posting photos just for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)

@->-

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:53, archived)

stay strong
you may wish to listen to The Living Years by Mike & The Mechanics:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k
( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

isn't that the song for yours and two hats' anniversary?
i don't want to cause a domestic
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:51, archived)

He gets to see them live!!!

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)

Mike AND the mechanics??
They said it'd never happen
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:51, archived)

You get to see them live!!!

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:58, archived)

Manolith after a trim
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:56, archived)

i wonder what he's got living in there

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)

I hope it's a load of small people with beards.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)

sleepy frank
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:03, archived)

only me left?
this is totes one of you
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:13, archived)

manolith, manolith, manolith-lith-lith
manolith, manolith, mano-lith-lith-lith
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:32, archived)

Manolith Manolith Rah Rah Rah
Manolith Manolith Rah Rah Rah
Manolith Manolith Rah Rah Rah
Manolith............Rah Rah Rah
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:35, archived)

It's here, it's m-m-m-m-manolith.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)

hurrah for the manolith

( brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:35, archived)

alright, don't over do it

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)

i struggle with overdoing things so cheers, i would have taken that much much further were it not for your care and support

( brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:46, archived)

I don't think he's ever over modded me, unless he has stepped me, then he's a cunt, but I probably warrented it

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)

his silence says it all

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)

i just checked
no bans by me. cr3, rob and the secret mod mainly
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)

sick fucks

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:25, archived)

I'm falling in love with manolith
or having a stroke not sure which
( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:38, archived)

can you smell burnt toast?

( brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)

it's only natural

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)

MANOLITH IS ACE

( vladimir, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:10, archived)

VLAD APPROVAL ACHIEVED

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)

I've sent him a packet of freeze-dried dog anuses.
Just a token of appreciation for all he does.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:19, archived)

manolith touched a dog on the bumhole

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:52, archived)

I bet you'd like to do that but you are too old and fat to reach down to do it fatty fatso

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:00, archived)

I'm not on trial here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:01, archived)

I stopped caring how fat you are like 20 minutes ago soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:02, archived)

I might start keeping a list of everyone on /talk who copies my schtick
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)

imitation is the sincerest form of fattery
flattery, sorry
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:06, archived)

I'm sure we'll see a new fashion for bumfluffy grebo types on here some day soon!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:13, archived)

doubt it, the long hair and beard thing is a bit hipstery at the mo
and hipsters won't want anything to do with this place until after it's dead
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:22, archived)

Don't try and sugar coat it Mano, he'll probably try and eat it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:20, archived)

lol

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:26, archived)

You told me that last week

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:11, archived)

that's not what the judge said

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:05, archived)

the unsuccessful attempt at a companion joke to 'that's what she said'

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:07, archived)

only 2 weeks till baselworld

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:16, archived)

Is that like an amusement park for herbs?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)

more lies
online
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:38, archived)

Fucking hell Frank
Spatula chat?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:39, archived)

Makes a change from toast.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)

I'm back now, only nipped to the local Asda, bought one of those spatula egg flippy-over things, looks pretty good, not used it yet obviously but I'm reasonably happy with my purchase

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:09, archived)

Are you having eggs for tea?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)

I'll just leave then :(

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:21, archived)

FOBTMI6

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)

I've just agreed to do a 10k run
Check out my progress here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR6FXpaECY8
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)

I mean, I bought other stuff, didn't go out specially to buy that
but that was the highlight of the shopping trip, that was the standout item, that's the one where if you were unpacking the bags in my kitchen you'd stop and say something like oh you ought one of those spatula egg flippy-over things, I need one of those myself
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)

unless you already had one, obviously

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)

these updates about your exciting life have lost some of their lustre now that we know you're old and fat
:(
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:18, archived)

this is difficult to take, coming from an acne-riddled grebo

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:20, archived)

i don't spend every waking hour banging on about how great i am, though

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)

I could suggest a reason why you don't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)

don't need to
other people do it for me
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:31, archived)

memo to myself: buy Two Hats a bag of chips next time I want my sphincter licked clean

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)

he likes you too!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:38, archived)

without me paying him!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:38, archived)

as if i can afford to pay anyone
why focus on him anyway? there's plenty of my fans you can choose!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)

all I do all day is try to make people like me
being adored by anonymous internet nobodies I'll never meet is the only thing that gives my life meaning :'(
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:46, archived)

i think the secret is to act aloof
people always want what they can't have
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)

act aloof touch a dog on the bumhole
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:57, archived)

give it a try, what have you got to lose?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:07, archived)

dunno what that is, soz

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)

well maybe if you told me which bit you find difficult to understand then I can explain it in clearer language, make it easy for you to understand, don't want you falling behind everyone again

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:17, archived)

I really don't care tho

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)

well where do you expect to get with an attitude like that

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, archived)

I don't really need to get any where, I'm already living the dream

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:58, archived)

NO!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:21, archived)

BELIEVE IT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)

i.imgur.com/RHFxY08.png
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:30, archived)

i.imgur.com/lCv05XF.png
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)

I can't decide if this is you or TH
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:40, archived)

thumb in the middle of the back of the neck, what a fucking amateur

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:41, archived)

two hats then

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)

manolith
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:42, archived)

makes sense
i.imgur.com/2qwkV7j.png
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)

that's him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)

I'm not the one with the bumfluff beard sunshine

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)

manolith
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:45, archived)

1964 was a good year, worth celebrating with a commemorative tshirt
i mean. you'd know, oldie hawn
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:47, archived)

nothing's worth commemorating with a bumfluff beard though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:58, archived)

i don't have acne but it doesn't stop you claiming otherwise
also, bumfluff? i'm genuinely offended
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:46, archived)

^sensitive about his acne

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:47, archived)

^manolith's boyfriend

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)

Manolith
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)

i don't see the problem. if you eat your beard, it grows back twice as hearty

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:51, archived)

eggs on toast!

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)

is that a euphenism?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)

Wood or plastic?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:42, archived)

looks good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:51, archived)

Cheers
It's undriveable again though, since I took the headlights out to refurb them and then got bogged down retrofitting beam adjusters from an E34.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:59, archived)

Fucking hell, ten years

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

nobody cares, go fuck yourself

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

he's a right fucking beeker isn't he

( brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)

I love you too, The Doveston

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)

It's like Brokeback Mountain with you two

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)

don't ruin manolith appreciation day with your beakering

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)

Where have you been?
And don't say 'working'. Or 'woking'.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)

all the dull guitar stuff put me to sleep

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)

spiteful

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:09, archived)

I've been talking about wanking, I done a Jeff Goldblum impression
all sorts
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:09, archived)

it sounded more like columbo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)

it needs work, I'll give you that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:12, archived)

where?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:52, archived)

when have you ever been appreciated?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)

check the popular page for a whole lotta manolove

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)

mano-mano-mano-mano, mano-mano-mano-mano, MANOLITH!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:17, archived)

GO TEAM GB

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)

www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&url=http://www.b3ta.com/talk
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

You get less than that for manslaughter

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)

noob

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)

rather noob than moobs, you chubby cunt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:45, archived)

there's just more of me to love

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:52, archived)

10 years?
You finished that stupid car yet?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:48, archived)

every picture showed it more dismantled than the last
it's probably just a mountain of tiny parts now
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:52, archived)

maybe he wanted to take it apart and eat it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:03, archived)

car bonara

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)

coq au van

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)

quiche lorry in

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)

nissandwich

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)

MORE
these are good
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)

Pretty much
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:42, archived)

this place is dead on its arse when frank is not here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

sorry, I was practising

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)

and have you got it yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)

Not yet
and now I've got chewing gum in my hair, so I've got that to figure out.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)

leave it in the freezer overnight and it should come off quite easily in the morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)

But...
what if it makes my winkie shrink?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)

then you'll have to cancel tomorrows event

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)

Well exactly
Shit, this HAD to happen to me now, didn't it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)

hold on, are you not planning on getting out of bed until after 5.30 in the evening?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)

No, I'll emerge shortly after ejaculating
like a beautiful, bald butterfly
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)

with a bit of spunk dripping out my bellend

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)

it's a powerful image, but the calendar still says 17.30

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:11, archived)

lol
Bugger, I can't change it now.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)

Haha, what the fuck am I talking about?
Why does it matter? lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)

Jesus, I just had a rare moment of clarity

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)

just lie down for a minute, it should pass

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)

also I dun a little snort lol at that, but I think I managed to cover it ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

try this:
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/cecda1dc3cc5f5a55c43fee57833e12b/tumblr_mew3bkFlxu1qaedaoo1_500.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)

Who gets to hold the hammer?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)

bored of that now, I'm nipping out again, see you all later

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)

hope you don't mind, nobody was using the calendar so i'm using it as my own personal calendar ok?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)

that's a super idea, everyone should do that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)

it would be a good way to find out what your fellow forum users are up to

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)

Texting Ted sounds great, sign me up!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

thank god for /calendar, i almost forgot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, archived)

the calendar is the place to be

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:09, archived)

feel free to add comments to the exciting upcoming events in my life

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)

Wow, my wanking session is becoming popular

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

just imagine, four guys pulling their pud with one another
it's magical
( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)

woah, no sorry, I think you've misunderstood
Only I may wank
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, archived)

I just want to watch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)

Good
who wants to listen?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)

only or may wank?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)

wanking > not wanking

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:29, archived)

I need to observe though
just to clarify the event took place
( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

Absolutely
I wouldn't have it any other way
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:46, archived)

Frank has a bit of a gut in that video down there.
Fat Frank. Fatocaster.
level forty poo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)

Fat WANK more like

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)

yeah, that goes without saying really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)

yes, you're right
sorry
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)

christ fat people are disgusting aren't they

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)

y

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)

hey I'm 48 this year, no point being old if you can't pile on some well deserved middle age spread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

old.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)

getting older is a lot better than the alternative

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:30, archived)

getting better?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)

prick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:30, archived)

^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)

I don't think anybody's in charge of this place anymore
Which technically makes Modolith the highest ranking person here.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)

Nah, I think HappyToast still wields ban hammers and shit if need be

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)

Happytoast, as if that's even a real thing

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)

careful now

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)

I'M ABOVE THE LAW

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)

I wonder what happened to fella who tried to put everyone on ignore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)

Quinten?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

yeah, is he still out there in a completely blank b3ta?
Also, does 2.0 stop you seeing events created on calendar?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)

his experiment went wrong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)

like in The Fly?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

almost exactly like that but entirely different yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)

He er tried it er but er life er found a way

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:26, archived)

any more

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)

Is fuckoff one word?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, archived)

this is you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)

hahaha, he's lovely
I bet when he falls over he can't get up on his own
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:29, archived)

oh and because you and he are such great pals you think that make you important?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:26, archived)

Among other reasons, yes

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)

You stupid mong

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)