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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived) 

                   
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(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 11:42, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 11:58, archived)
alright

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:31, archived)
mohafa wherefore art thou?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 1:49, archived)
night time convo now boils down to whether or not one user is having a siesta
sad.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 1:55, archived)
tbh i think at this point rob should just step up and represent and do some of his funny one liners until new blood arrives
they must be due any time now. there's probably a queue. door staff probably just being too picky.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 1:58, archived)
well i just watched Dredd
and i quite enjoyed it. so there.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 2:34, archived)
i also watched se7en again and i quite enjoyed that too
so there.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 2:35, archived)
and now i'm going to watch the most recent episode of the expanse, the latest series seemed a bit lacklustre but it's improving
so there.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 2:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8287899
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 2:38, archived)
so there's a cave in right, they're all trying to escape disaster, and a guy goes down and he says 'it's just my knee, i'll be fine'
oh right, it's just your knee, the thing you use FIFTY PERCENT of the time whilst trying to escape disaster... smh
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 3:22, archived)
They say that talking to yourself is the first sign of wakiness.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)
Oh, there are many signs

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
Oh, that coveted beter stats trophy

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 10:36, archived)
Fyi wherefore means 'why' not 'where'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 15:57, archived)
Would have made more sense to say 'wherefore art thou montague'

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 16:14, archived)
yes because it was with reference to what family he belonged to
that's why they couldn't be together.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:42, archived)
evening all
i.imgur.com/OBv0r0P.mp4
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 22:37, archived)
oh god just shut up and fuck off

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 23:57, archived)
bit rude. might flounce.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 0:26, archived)

You Willem Defoenitely shouldn't.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 0:29, archived)
right back aqua, man.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 0:36, archived)
What’s everyone doing for #veganuary?
alt: Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)
Eating lots of Bregenwurst

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:56, archived)
I can see why we left, you filthy meat-eating foreigners

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:58, archived)
Bit racist m8

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)
alright ‘brb’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
Judging by the front paged picture that encourages suicide I assume he's been made a mod

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:43, archived)
I'm down with the suicide suggestions for right wingers but fingering dogs' bumholes is right out.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:09, archived)
Not very loving or tolerant, this constant insistence that total strangers should take their own lives purely because you disagree with them

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:23, archived)
Imagine a world without racists. Isn't that lovely? Wouldn't that world, free of racial intolerance, be much much better than this one? No Trump, no Brexit, no Daily Mail, no jokes about killing n-words on /talk.
Not sure how you're defining constant or insistence. I certainly don't bring it up a lot. I'm usually more concerned with belittling the value of videos shot in portrait, or discussing the placement of RCS thrusters.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)
online racism isn't what it used to be
b3ta.com/talk/archive/13594/
(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7714174
Hmm, weird it doesn't show up when I link it.
"I don't last long on forums because of my persecution complex, lack of humour, and suicide suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived) "
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)
do we even have mods anymore?
i spose we have rob but i dunno how often he checks his modmail.

maybe he's forgotten is password. or his username. it's rob, rob. your username is rob, rob.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:04, archived)
will rob rob will?
©2012 thfh
(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:18, archived)
Bulimia
it doesn't count if you don't digest
(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)
Meating is cheating

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
your mum

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)
She’s just had her Covid vaccine so another little prick won’t phase her

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:25, archived)
bet she didn't get the covid vaccine jab in her arsehole tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:32, archived)
It’s a suppository

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:59, archived)
that explains why i didn't get shit in my japseye
i thought i was banging a turd back up
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)

that explains why i didn't get i thought i was banging a turd back up it’s 19:16
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:16, archived)

can't argue with that logic
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)
Is that a thing? I didn't know that was a thing
The other day I bought some vegan banana and cinnamon pancake mix just for a change, then made some with milk and deveganised it.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:46, archived)
Save the planet by buying egg free eggs, each serving in a little single use plastic container

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)
cruelty-free shells, with no eggs in them, made from mushroom protein or something

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)
I'm not buying them unless I know the shelf stacker is vegan, he'll only use my money via his wages to buy meat

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:19, archived)
Coming to annoy me in 6 months time to ask for tests for b12 deficiency?
Hey look, Anthonyb3ta70100 posted on board today to wish us a happy new year for yesterday, January 1st which was new years day which was yesterday. b3ta.com/board/11334208
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:19, archived)
I hope hitler enjoyed wikifeet

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)
in all honesty i'm not a fan of pornsites, it's all a bit grim
but i do have a penchant for nice feet and i found that site rather erotic, very nice. i might even bookmark it.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)
remember to post up yr favourites

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:28, archived)
naturally

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:29, archived)
these days you can probably get silicon implants if you think they need enhancing in some way

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)
when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:36, archived)
just yesterday, the EU nanny state was standing in the way of podiatric progress

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:49, archived)
these days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:09, archived)
if you say you're british, the europeans regard you with envious eyes

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:13, archived)

*envies*
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:23, archived)
left ny toys out

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:40, archived)
It’s for your own good

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:24, archived)
reminds me of a joke i can't remember about breasts
punch line was 'silly coon implants' was hilarious. also racist and ptsd inducing according to the bbc
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 0:47, archived)
hello you crazy mental cripples
what's going on in omg just end it already land?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)
Baked vacherin today
Fresh start to the year, start as you mean to go on, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)
i'm making soda bread
cos i'm irish
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)
Oh that's right, I was going to make farls the other day
loads of spuds to get through
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)
too soon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:51, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)
your glut of potatoes
I'M IRISH YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:38, archived)
ahhh, got you now
sorry about your potatolessness
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:43, archived)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
NONE, AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:21, archived)
kartoffelkopf

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)
I hate soda bread, no offense

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)
how do you make it?
i make mine with natural yoghurt
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:03, archived)
'soda bread' is his nickname for Pakistanis

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:15, archived)
ahh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:39, archived)
Parsnips?
ARSEnips more like!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

hate love
a bread, no offence omizing myself with root vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:23, archived)

B Sh + an herin today , put the
start to the year, start as you mean to go on, you know ness back
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:36, archived)
they make another one of those for personal hygiene
shake ballsack
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)
hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:53, archived)
hello unfamilair username i'm not sure we've met
i'm hitler, but my friends just call me fuhrer
they also tell me to fuck off quite a lot
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:00, archived)
Not much
Just eating some king prawns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:49, archived)
Eat some queens too for equality's sake

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)
prawning queen
young and sweet only shrimpenteen
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:31, archived)
queen takes prawn

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:34, archived)
up the gary lolol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:36, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:26, archived)

yo
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)
I haven’t recycled any glass since March
I’ve got a lot of glass :(
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)
wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:26, archived)
prick

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:58, archived)
calm down calm down

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)
afternoon

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)
alright The EU 🇪🇺

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:35, archived)
i've seen more life in a morgue
and only because i ejaculated in it.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:23, archived)
this is like the internet for OAPs

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:24, archived)
i actually set up a monthly donation but seeing as even rob can't be fucked to check b3ta
i canceled it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:26, archived)
oh so you never got the b3ta bonus?
wow. sucks to be you.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:52, archived)
yeah well, i had one a few years ago and to be honest i'd have preferred to drink the champagne than be fucked with it.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:58, archived)
jack of all trades, master of none. that's what you are.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:59, archived)
does jack of all trades
mean gay up the arse, gay in the mouth and gay on the cock? because if it doesn't i don't get you at all.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:02, archived)
might as well mean that seeing as they are all references to sexual acts
of which you're certainly no master
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:03, archived)
harsh but fair.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:04, archived)
do you ever wish there was more room within your head so you could fit more people?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:04, archived)
who are you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:05, archived)
i'm literally Hitler

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:08, archived)
are you the white hitler or the jewish hitler?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:09, archived)
pretty sure i'm the white one.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:29, archived)
jews are white you idiot hahahaa got jew bang to whites

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 3:30, archived)
it's a fair cop

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 3:31, archived)
you do like to see yourself /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 7:00, archived)
drunk and bored

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:02, archived)
oh god just shut up and fuck off

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)
I'm watching a film in my home theater
What are you up to?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 23:02, archived)
browsing wikifeet

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 23:39, archived)
the thing about watching films is even if they're good
My attention needs to be in five places it's hard to sit and just do one thing
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 23:44, archived)
so anyway film b3ta wine beer phone cooking annd maybe pinball is where i'm at
three mice four screens two drinks and one dinner
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:00, archived)
it's technological incorrectness gone mad

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:02, archived)
wikifeet is so good I just knocked a glass of wine over my desk, may have killed a keyboard
:+
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:33, archived)
luckily my £85 mouse is ok

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:36, archived)
kb is okay too, phew
i knocked my wine over trying to say 'thanks for wikifeet' lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:38, archived)
mhmmm feeeeet
*wanks*
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:39, archived)
*wanking intensifies*

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:48, archived)
*winking in two good eyes*

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:56, archived)
pie in the sky
also shut up
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:58, archived)
Got 50 guests round, fuck tha po-lice

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:08, archived)
innit blud

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:21, archived)
EXTERMINATE more of the cast, please.
That was a shite bit of telly, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 20:03, archived)
Dunno, I was watching Death to 2020 on Netflix

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 20:28, archived)
Happy Cobra Kai Day!
What'ya up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:56, archived)
my weekend plan:
stay inside
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)
Typical covid sheep

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 18:14, archived)
Daniel's wife in that is a proper milf just sayin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)
Isn't Daisy Ridley a little young for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)
don't care m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:22, archived)
I am hungover

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:33, archived)
Cheers

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)
Cheers ‘The EU’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)
You’ll be back

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

Settle down 'the terminator talking to himself'.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:36, archived)
No m8, we've taken back control, nothing but good times and exciting trade partnerships ahead, a plummeting minimum wage and the forced repatriation of all coloureds

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
I’m just waiting for my £350 million cheque
It’s in the post apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)
Yeah, definitely Covid's fault you'll never get to see that

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)
you mean EU'll be back surely

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)
Just 358 more sleeps till Yule be back

(Martin Anus, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)
alright
I’m not hungover but I’ve got ridiculous indigestion which I’m blaming on the awful fizzy wine at midnight, and not on the mountains of crap I ate during the preceding four hours
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)
aye

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:34, archived)
ugh

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:56, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:59, archived)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122532770541
(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:24, archived)
first non-hungover new year's day in decades
it's not bad, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)
i dunno. some of this maybe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWuPPMTiuRw
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 4:01, archived)
maybe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMWhpg0iXU
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 4:36, archived)
oh yeah?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XDL0SgcNI
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 4:53, archived)
yeah spose that'll do

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 4:59, archived)
new year new link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vnXH18FMoc
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:35, archived)

youtu.be/Ohi-2tkdj4o

Happy new year!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:48, archived)
i'll listen to that in about 2 hours
happy new year
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:55, archived)
i'm a bit pissed tbh be honest

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:06, archived)
wanna fite?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:25, archived)
you any good?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:26, archived)
not historically

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:27, archived)
Ortie you cunts, happy new year and that

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:34, archived)
alrite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:35, archived)
Is it 2021 already?
Fuck this shit fire up the DeLorean
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:04, archived)
go fuck yourself

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:56, archived)
-the eu

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 1:03, archived)
political

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:06, archived)
First

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:00, archived)
i've never been anyone's first
but loads of women think they took my cherry simply because it was easier to tell them i was a virgin than to just admit i'm a terrible lover.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 3:38, archived)
and now MF Doom

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:03, archived)
aw now I almost feel bad for not bothering to watch all of his set at ally pally in 2011
but in my defence it was quite boring and it was nice sitting on the hill outside smoking a joint
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:33, archived)
your fault he's dead

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:35, archived)
RIP 2 can's lawn

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:14, archived)
good tunes
rip
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:53, archived)
Oh man he was great. 'Set adrift on memory bliss'...soundtrack to my life man

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 1:29, archived)
pm dawn, 1991?
wow didn't even look it up
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:07, archived)
wanky cockshit arse bum nob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:47, archived)
topical

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:15, archived)
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:15, archived)
pics or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:27, archived)

pic
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:31, archived)
you're going to have a sore bottypipe posting here

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:53, archived)
I'm proud of you, Mr. Tea.
That's some infectious self empowerment right there. You OWN those words. Respect.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:02, archived)
TIL that young people are VERY OFFENDED by rampant transphobia in the first ace ventura, probably should burn them all and forget they existed

(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:57, archived)
We'd all be better off without Ace Ventura.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 13:57, archived)
Anyone planning on being here at midnight?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:59, archived)
Didn't you get the synchronised suicide memo

(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:01, archived)
I’m really stressing about the time difference, I don’t want to be an hour behind everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:08, archived)
bbc world service m8

(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:21, archived)
shipping forecast ftw

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:40, archived)
I'm rising more slowly in my middle age iykwim

(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:53, archived)
nah, I'm seeing in the new year with a quirky bird, wrap of speed and this
pbs.twimg.com/media/EqZQsCDXYAAqMle?format=jpg&name=medium
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:08, archived)
Make sure to bring a towel!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)
unity dab bum logo

(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:20, archived)
How di you actually listen to it?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:38, archived)

www.mixcloud.com/live/FUNKIMOONDANCE/

or it's on facebook but I don't do facebook
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:43, archived)
I'm not even planning on being conscious at midnight

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:23, archived)
no
I plan on being asleep
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:50, archived)
Not if other people have their way
"Sucks 2 b u lol, you're out of work and struggling to feed your family, now listen to the 250 quid I spunked on fireworks to celebrate what a great year we've all just had"
(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 20:11, archived)
yeah that's been going on since yesterday afternoon here

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 20:15, archived)
I set one off this evening to entertain the kids.
It cost £12 about 10 years ago, previously couldn't bring myself to just blow up £12 but tonight I thought 'fuck it'.
It was shaped like a volcano and had been dropped at some point resulting in a big crack down one side.
Worked as expected for the first few seconds with a fountain of sparks shooting out of the top and then reached the broken bit and went all Mount Saint Helens resulting in crying kids and big burned patch on the lawn.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:17, archived)
Could have been worse
could have just exploded out of the damaged side and set your house on fire
or kids
(dribble, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:26, archived)
Oh God, it could have set ME on fire!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:55, archived)
i'm going to a covid protest march and i intend to spit in as many faces as saliva production permits
#hoax #covidcarnival
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:02, archived)

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