haha, pakis
haha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)

Oh, hi Sammi.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)

i'm not mad keen on this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)

oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)

hahahaha

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:16, archived)

hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)

afternoon

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)

hey ssg - when is the best time to reply to a cow?
after moo
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

[click]

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)

By the way, the new /talk challenge is to tell ssg a joke.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

i am so glad about this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

was this voted for tho
i don't feel safe having this as the challenge unless it was democratically voted for
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)

Yes it's fine.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)

i don't get it

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)

I am all the democracy this place needs.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)

no i thought you were telling ssg a joke for the new challenge

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)

Oh right.
You'll know when I tell a joke because the subject line will be the question and the punchline will appear below it.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)

two can play at that game
geddit?
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)

chevron?

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)

woah now, what gives you the authority?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)

True authority is not given, is is taken.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)

take a chill pill grandad

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)

I'm only 34. :(

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)

i am sorry to hear :(

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:09, archived)

As a sprightly 33-year-old, I'd just like to add:
lol, coffin-dodger.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)

guaranteed authentic bits of cardboard
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)

Far too much fake cardboard out there. :(((

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)

I've made some pretty good money selling authentic cardboard, don't knock it.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:06, archived)

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)

arent we all

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)

No he was just faking it again.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

Nuts.
My search for a messiah continues.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:44, archived)

I hear mgt is a racist now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)

yeh i guess she always was,
shame really
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)

i don't know how we hadn't noticed until now

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:42, archived)

my internet connection is saying it is unstable, is that a worry? i dont want it all kicking off

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)

it's alright I've been unstable for years

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

anyone know any good forums?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)

apart from this one, obvs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)

I've been hearing lots of good things about /QOTW

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)

nah, it's just a mixture of people being pricks intentionally and unintentionally

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)

God I hope we never get like that

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)

We have a right laugh here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

b3ta would be dead on its arse without us

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)

now it's just dead, in a sun lounger, with a drink in hand... like Weekend at Bernie's

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)

oh c'mon... that was funny! :(

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)

salt of the earth, on this forum we are

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

Fora.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)

gets bents

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)

y4ckr
jkgloll
(#1, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

gonz's super secret fluffy board is great

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

lol, gonz's site is blocked due to 'pornography'

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:24, archived)

pornography
poornogruffy
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:25, archived)

september 1989 issue

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)

yeah what

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:24, archived)

i thought it was a porn mag. i googled and found this instead:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forum_(defunct_magazine)
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)

That would be a shit name for a porn mag.
Porn mags should have titles like Massive Lovely Jugs & Juicy Twats. Or Whopping Giant Knobs for the ladies/gaymos.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:34, archived)

fascinating
not what i'm looking for though
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)

Forum was a sister publication to the Paul Raymond family of grot mags
that they used to fill with readers wives and made-up wank stories. It was like a glossy paper version of qftw.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)

a wipe clean version of qotw is not a bad idea. you should suggest it to rob.

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)

stormfront

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:25, archived)

White supremacist organization seeking to advance Western culture and ideals, and freedom of speech and association.
sounds good
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)

I hope they do porridge sausage chat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)

And MOOSE PENS.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)

your local apple experts too
www.stormfront.co.uk/
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:34, archived)

um
wow
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)

www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

alright, i'll join up now
this better not be one of them gay forums where everyone is nice to each other
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)

It's about stuff by Chris Morris so I highly doubt that.
You grotesquely ugly freak.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)

they have to approve my request to join?
what bullshit is this?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)

It's to make sure you're not a Daily Mail journalist.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)

fuck it, i'm joining the white supremacist forum to talk about how much i hate darkies

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)

I bet people on that forum are always trying to trip each other up, saying stuff like
"Hey, you can't say that, that's not racist!" and so on.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)

Gonz and I joined a Detroit based white supremacist site once.
Eventually one the of the skinheads posted "I may be going out on a lamb here, but I don't think these guys are kosher."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)

wait hold on gonz is the most kosher person i no

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)

It's OK, lamb is kosher 'slong as it's been slaughtered and bled properly.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

The ancient romans.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)

what's their website address?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)

CII.XCVI.XXXVII.III

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)

oh look just fuck off OK

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)

soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)

Probably something hosted on Geocities.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)

Don't leave us doves

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)

ok

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)

popbitch

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, archived)

couldn't follow it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)

I know loads of good forums but tbh none of them would be right for you, The Doveston.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)

forums2.gardenweb.com/forums/lawns/
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:51, archived)

I'm banned from there.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)

well you don't know loads of good forums then, do you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)

No, not really.
I don't last long on forums because of my persecution complex, lack of humour, and suicide suggestions.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)

it's good that you realise this

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)

ymsnet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)

hey - i'm gonna set up multiple comedy forums
fora laugh
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)

You're good at the jokes, artifus. I like you.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:59, archived)

wait was that a joke as well I'm confused now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)

:(

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)

I was being sincere.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)

i'm just disappointed in 84237

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)

Guess whos back!
3 days off sick turned into a week off. result. Lovely result on the ruggers as well.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)

who?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)

it's no bumhole guy

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)

nameless got BACK!
I - like - blank butts and I cannot lie.
You other /talkers can't deny
that when a guy walks in with a gritty shitty bag
and no bumhole in your face you get SPRUNG.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)

Front Page This Now.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)

u no it makes sense

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)

Shit Shady

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)

It's ok, nobody cares.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)

don't be a nob

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:00, archived)

Fuck off back to nobornot.com

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)

Once again with the ill behaviour?

( broadsword, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)

Glad you're better, looking forward to hearing about more of your exploits

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

it
+ions
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)

What's everybody having for elevenses?
I've got tea and cake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)

'Tea'? You mean 'dinner', right?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)

porridge

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:22, archived)

How long did you get?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)

6 inches it's a sausage

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)

Sausage porridge?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)

sorry just a joke,
god it's probably a racist joke now isn't it, everything's racist now you can't say anything these days.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)

Watched an old Strike It Lucky repeat the other night, I can't believe what a massively racist, sexist and annoying cunt Barrymore was

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)

I can believe what an annoying cunt he was, no probs.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)

"'Trevor'? That's not very African! How long have you been over here?"
"My parents were born in this country."
"Haha right. But seriously, leave your spear and grass skirt back in the dressing room, did you? A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA"
Uncomfortable, nervous audience laughter while Michael makes monkey noises and capers around in front of a black bus driver and his wife.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)

Did this actually happen or was it a dream?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)

I may have exaggerated very slightly.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:17, archived)

I never make it to eleven,
so ate some sort of biscuit bar at a quarter past ten.

Nice cake, was it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)

Pretty good.
Home-made by a mate's missus who hates rugby and spends the six nations baking.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)

legs

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)

cheese scon

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)

morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:48, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:01, archived)

alright doll

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:03, archived)

Doveston.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:01, archived)

shamballs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:03, archived)

alright doves sup

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:11, archived)

alright mongs, when's the big day?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:21, archived)

19th man, then i start a new job on the 1st, new van the lot

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:23, archived)

awesome, i hope you get everything you want

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)

i'll get fuck all as per

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)

until about 12 i think

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:12, archived)

yus

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:45, archived)

hey honey x

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)

moring doves
Classic morning thread
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:50, archived)

classic turd

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)

'ning.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:57, archived)

alright moster munch

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)

I would like to express my appreciation for the admirable level of civility in this thread.
Nicely done, TD.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)

faggot

( mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:55, archived)

Offal or twigs?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:25, archived)

No they're human beings just like you and me, enough with the homophobia OK?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)

A morning thread just like they used to make.
10/10, faultless.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)

Also, morning The Doveston.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:55, archived)

hey yeah you ok?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:10, archived)

pretty jolly good fanx hun
u ok? xox
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)

awesome
awesome
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)

morningo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)

alright 84237

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)

alright TD

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)

Well played.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)

innit

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)

'Ning The Doveston.
'Ning /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)

stuj
the weather, eh
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)

Nice here.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)

sympathy reply

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)

A lady was sitting in a diner having lunch when a man came in and ordered apple pie with peach ice cream and a lime soda. The lady knew at once that he was a sailor. How did she know?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 0:25, archived)

he was wearing his sailor clothes?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:05, archived)

That is indeed the massively disappointing answer.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 4:24, archived)

alright ssg

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:17, archived)

Remember to put your bins out.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)

but its not bin night

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)

no he means your wheelie bin

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:43, archived)

no its not that either they dont deal with bins this time of the week

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)

haha, chinks

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)

oh i see its mgt being racist fair enough

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)

eh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)

its ok i just didnt get it but now i do your being racist

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)

how am I being racist?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)

the racist joke thing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)

not a joke, it's not even funny, it's just disgusting xenophobia

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:10, archived)

I don't know what you're on about

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)

the racist joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)

what racist joke?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)

your racist joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)

I don't have a racist joke.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)

yeh well good luck with that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)

I dunno I'm going to bed,
I can't fathom you lot sometimes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)

typs

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)

i don't think you can help it, it's just the way you people are

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)

the sooner they get independence the better

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)

Yes it is.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)

don't need to :D

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)

Nice one! d:¬{|)

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)

don't tell me what to do

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)

Fair enough, but I think it would be in your best interests to remember to put your bins out.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)

on the sabbath?
Yeah right
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)

No - on the road!!
I made that joke myself, just then, on the fly.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)

Not for another couple of hours yet

( An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:42, archived)

Seems a bit antisocial to put them out past midnight. Please try to be very quiet.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)

I'm going to invent the Autumn Olympics. First event is leaf clearing.

(Tetracontagon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:50, archived)

i am looking forward to the world cup, brazil should be fun

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)

scotland, ireland england and wales all in the world cup
pretty exciting
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:43, archived)

what's the deal with cups as prizes?
why don't you get other things, like the World Teapot?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:52, archived)

fucking hell leave cups alone mgt

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)

They give out medals and plates and trophies too.
The winners of the football world cup don't get a cup. I know. Crazy.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)

they do they hold it up I have seen them do it on the telly
it's a funny looking cup though I don't know how you'd drink out of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)

I bet you didn't see them drinking champagne out of it.
It's not a cup.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)

its not a cup at all anymore, and before it was a trophy

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:11, archived)

apparently it is still a trophy,
so why is it called the World Cup and not the World Trophy?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)

the competition winner gets the trophy, the competition is the world cup

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)

so why is it called the World Cup?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:16, archived)

because different country football tournement for a trophy sounded shit, and you smell

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)

well apparently it was originally a cup,
but then they stopped calling it a cup and started calling it a trophy, and then Brazil won it too much so they got a new one that wasn't a cup.

But the name stuck.

So there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:23, archived)

The trophy that Brazil got to keep wasn't a cup either

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)

well it looks like a cup to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jules_rimet.jpg
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)

thats the jules rimet which brazil got a couple of times
but they also got the more recent one that isnt a cup which is probably the not a cup neptune is talking about i should imagine wouldnt you
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:43, archived)

My apologies, it is.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)

I enjoyed reading the story about Pickles the dog, anyway

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:28, archived)

Get this,
cycling world cup winners get jerseys.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)

what do grand prix winners get?

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)

a big prize

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)

If they drive for McClaren they get replicas.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:30, archived)

Woah there.
There's some editing going on around here.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)

i ment the football world cup, dunno what you mean

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)

oh that ones just england doe
not really interesting to most people
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:04, archived)

i enjoy watching all the football, i think many people around the world do

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)

it's impossible to watch all the football,
there is too much of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:07, archived)

it us a shame some of the early group games clash, but some matches are duds

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)

And some of it's on BT Sport,
and who wants the agro of dealing with them?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)

the world cup???? : o

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)

Nah.
Not this year anyway.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)

i think it is a goverment protected event, i do enjoy the festival of it all

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:16, archived)

you would think that your england

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)

What game are you referring to?

(Tetracontagon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)

dominoes

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)

the one that draws the biggest tv audiences

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)

the snooker?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)

anyone going on strike any time soon?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)

might do

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:38, archived)

cool i was thinking of it but i dont wanna be the only one

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)

I have been on stroke since 2010
My place of work just hasn't cottoned on yet.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)

is this a pedo thing?

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)

Sunday afternoon.
Rugby fight disappointing. Chicken and ham pie for tea. Divil's Nose for pudding. Double pastry joy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)

yid army

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)

Dunno.
Ham isn't too yid-friendly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)

which is funny, because he was Shem's brother.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)

There's this mad show on the BBC right,
where these people strap planks of wood to their feet and slide down hills. But the planks are, like, smooth and all that, so they end up sliding really fast. And the three that slide down fastest get a free necklace from H.Samuels or some shit.
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)

GO TEAM GB!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

have they re made last of the summer wine?

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)

dunno what that is soz

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)

haha your like a character off charlie brookers television burp

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)

haha yeah
I'm so culture
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:29, archived)

haha this place would be dead on its arse without you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)

hey ssg - why does a bicycle have a kickstand?
because it's two tired.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:54, archived)

haha i like that joke that is good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)

[click]

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)

This is awesome!
clap clap clapclapclap
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)

I've got the shits again,
no idea why.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)

out of curiosity
Do we have many train wankers in here? The reason i ask is i too am a train wanker and have been driven to despair by the shoddy service to the extent where i am making an app to make logging delays super easy, semi automatic, and enable monthly report generation that can be shared or sent to the authorities responsible.

it would be nice to have beta testers who can help, but also get a free copy when its released for 69p on Windows Phone.

if you have no interest whatsoever, "what about all them anti gays they have in Russia these days, what's all that about?"
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)

The 1030 from Taunton to Reading was cancelled yesterday.
There's one for you.

I'm pretty sure that the authorities responsible have their own spreadsheets.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

heres neps now making my sadface the other day missing him look stupid

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)

Bless you for missing me,
but I really wouldn't. I'll never leave this place. I fucking love /talk.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)

i think you miss the point
Complaining does nothing, i want to make an en mass app to give commuters a voice. They can compliment. Too but its unlikely
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)

Work from home.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:43, archived)

I've definitely missed the point.
Who said anything about complaining? You said in your opening post that your app logs delays and shares the monthly report with the authorities responsible.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:59, archived)

exactly?
Are you telling me that after spending over 5k on a yearly season ticket they are logging your delays?
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)

this is a worse idea than one of gonzo's internet startup ideas

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)

You must have missed the point too.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)

i normally just read the paper and fall asleep

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

you aren't bothered at all about delays?

( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)

i've been commuting to london for 24 years from the s/e suburbs if i was bothered by delays i would of killed myself over 23 years ago

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)

Wow, you must be really old.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)

Oop chimney when he were only knee high.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)

40 in 10 days :D

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)

:D

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)

He normally just reads the paper and falls asleep
can you not fucking read?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)

timetables are an abstract concept anyway

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)

typical tory trolls. you'll be telling us it's all golden browns fault next.

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

They're like speed limits on roads
they're just a rough guideline
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)

Any chance of being on Android?

(Tetracontagon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)

possibly it would have to be html 5
I know someone that would help, so its quite possible.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)

I'm not a train wanker but I'd be happy to test the app as i have a windows phone

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)

awesome
Om me, and ill get in touch again when its ready
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)

typical yogi

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)

smarter than the average guru

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)

you lot seriously live up to your name, brain dead cretins

( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)

"But the train was late!"
won't be much of a defence when you get done for public indecency.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)

sunday morning

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)

sunday alright Dr P

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)

Sunday morning this week sucks for me

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:14, archived)

jank

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:34, archived)

sunday hello

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)

Gonna fry some eggs and eat them with ham.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)

im having mcdonalds, AS A TREAT

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)

I prefer treats that aren't cheap and shit.
I'm old-fashioned that way.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)

high maintenance you

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:50, archived)

I fucking am too.
I'd have got shot years ago.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:34, archived)

830 on a fucking sunday and already i'm at a poxy swimming gala

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 8:40, archived)

lolparenting

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)

or paedoing ... depends whether he's taken his kids or just popped along to watch

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)

they charge you two pound fifty for an a4 sheet of paper with poorly printed list of events on it or you cant come in

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)

That's Cameron's Big Society working right there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)

how do you know i'm not competing, go team mc

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)

this is one of the worst swimming gala forums ive ever used

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 10:12, archived)

I haven't stopped drinking from yesterday afternoon yet.
I got six tins left, after that it's either bed or the offie.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)

In fact, fuck it, bed now.
G'night mongy,
G'night /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:47, archived)

lightweight

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)

ahahahahaha
Sucks to be you
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)

nah i won all the medalz

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)

Did you get a purple heart?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)

Anyone seen Stoker
I got about 30mins into it and then fell asleep. Seemed slow and pretentious.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 4:11, archived)

GO TEAM GB

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 1:29, archived)

The new Thor is pretty shite
Innit
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)

i would expect so

( mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)

Almost fell asleep watching it

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)

I have a thor bumhole

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 0:32, archived)

thorry about that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 1:09, archived)

I've not theen it.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 0:56, archived)

Dinner
What is it?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 19:13, archived)

It's the main meal of the day, but that's not important right now.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)

It's what you eat in the middle of the day.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 19:39, archived)

but that's not important right now

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)

Only if you're some sort of mental inadequate.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)

I just had a lovely tea.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 23:26, archived)

I went to the chinese
but I was disgusted they've put their prices up!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)

I suppose you'd rather they went out of business.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)

Pizza innit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)

Lasagne innit

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)

just ate loads of spaghetti with cheese
I always make too much, eat too much, and now i am going to burst
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)

B3TA /Talk Statistics for the Month of January 2014
Right... so I've had a look at the numbers and variances of the word "Fuck" were used a total of 14,371 times for the month of January which is down 16% from the previous month so we are all going to have to work much harder if we are going to beat last quarter's numbers. As we all know, our CEO Rob will be presenting an annual report to our shareholders in April so fill your boots ladies... and men put on the 6" spiked heels you were supplied for the special project discussed... we've all got a lot of work to do.
( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)

fuck off you fucking fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)

Good job fellah. We need more like you.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

like flip we do you flipping blinker

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

shit

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

You show good spirit and that's a good try.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)

poo bum

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)

Almost there. Try to imagine what some might like to do to that poo bum.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)

push your head up it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)

My "head". I think you're beginning to get the swing of this.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)

oh no hang on I think I've lost it,
I can only think of flowers and kittens now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)

Kittens with massive fucking great cocks hammering away at the clacking depths of triffids.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)

wanking fishmitten flangemuppet

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)

I've looked it up and this being a sexual position in Belgium makes it passable.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)

alright smashers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)

not bad, you?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:15, archived)

dull off, crybaby dullcheeks

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

As an expert in this field I really expected more from you.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)

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( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)

Raise! Promotion! Company car!

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

is it a sailboat?

( mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

dolphins i think
edit: also - hidden-3d.com/games_stereogram_paint.php
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)

This isn't spot the leg.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)

So what is the least popular word? I have one: Coggly

(Tetracontagon, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:34, archived)

My least favourite word is "webinar".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)

Is webisode a close second?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)

What the fuck is happening in Russia?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)

wintrolympics

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)

I love bumholes

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)

Literally millions of diseased ex-soviet soldiers are running a massive filthy train on your mum.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)

well after the division of solitary states after the devolution of the former republic russia has had to cope with both its own economic restructuring and its former states, does russia have a moral duty to assist the former members as the mother country?

( mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)

they've got asia on their side they dont need to worry about the western world and its weird capitalist ways

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)

I was on about the horses

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 13:11, archived)

cossacks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)

was on about the love
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)

:D

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)

Mind piss

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)

Pure class

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)

soz i don't follow russain horse racing, neptune might, he loves the gee gees, but he left b3ta :'(

( mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)

Things.
And stuff.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)