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sympathy KNOBTIT'S

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)
You're the knobtits I have opened

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)
and now I've got to gunt much smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:37, archived)
salma hayek's knobtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:42, archived)
have you ever heard the original source of the vocal sample on that tune
it's a b-boy break classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJ3nm9MvOY&ab_channel=MahavishnuOrchestra-Topic
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
Mahavishnu orchestra, right?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:48, archived)
It's in the url Huw, you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:48, archived)
Hurl

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:49, archived)
MahavishnuOrchestra-Topic

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:49, archived)
what's got a hazelnut in every sample

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:56, archived)
squirrel shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:31, archived)
falafels tonight, man deep fat fryers are t3h business

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:06, archived)
speaking of squirrel shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:25, archived)
They are, am enjoying the air fryer tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:12, archived)
ur not supposed to eat it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)
β“‚οΈβ„ΉοΈπŸ†–πŸ’ΆβœοΈβ„ΉοΈβœοΈπŸͺ±

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:44, archived)
you put a lot of effort into that

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:57, archived)
Finding the ‘S’ was difficult
If only I put this much effort into everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:19, archived)
imagine if you done a spunk, right, but shit come out your helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:22, archived)
No imagination needed here m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:23, archived)
shit?
*checks helmit*

shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:49, archived)
sympathy afternoon thread

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 12:42, archived)
sympathy guntshit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 12:45, archived)
You could probably say that to an American military enthusiast and they'd assume you're saying "gunship"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:09, archived)
sympathy gunship

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:25, archived)
Ah hear ya, boy. Ah hear ya.
*loads M-16*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:30, archived)
helicopter guntshit all night long

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 14:10, archived)
I love the smell of Runcorn in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
-love the

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:50, archived)
everybody's talking bout a Runcorn in the morning, Runcorn in the morning mr h

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 12:51, archived)
Lo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:10, archived)
Big bottoms

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:09, archived)
bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:10, archived)
How can you have a day without alright

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:18, archived)
You're the fucking stupid fucking cunt that I have opened

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)
the curiousness of your potential bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:29, archived)
Left my arseboon dilbaro aching

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:51, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cu-u-unt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:55, archived)
No sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:32, archived)
You make me realize the who I am

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:35, archived)

You make me realize the who I am no VAT
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:38, archived)
and then spanishfly made a face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:52, archived)
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's +

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:40, archived)
A sympathy reply can't get no love from me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 13:51, archived)
Hangin' out the passenger sord
Of a Honda Accord
Trying to noncepunch me
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)
I did't like it

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)
sympathy click

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
Preevening reply

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)
Preening + evening
maybe yours will catch on
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 14:43, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 6:47, archived)
Sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)
Hi Huw, hi Huw, I'm off for a big poo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 7:40, archived)
Hetty Huw
Hetty Huw just Jewin' the Jew
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 8:08, archived)
Huw do you think huw are?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 8:45, archived)
alright, "Spice Girls"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 9:25, archived)
alright, "Saint Etienne"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 9:26, archived)
Huwever huw want me to be.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 9:31, archived)
Stand out from the crowd with the top fan badge.
+ny
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 9:46, archived)

b v
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 9:57, archived)

t sl
+py
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 12:15, archived)
Best of all the Throbbing Gristle members

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 12:46, archived)
Pushing that candleless prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:40, archived)
Talk about fucking milking it.
SHINGLES
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:43, archived)
Sean Connery on the dating circuit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:51, archived)
Again?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:07, archived)
Sean Connery on the dating circuit
Sean Connery in the loo
Sean Connery in the kitchen drawer
i don’t know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:12, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:34, archived)
there’s six of them beneath the stairs
In the fridge another ten
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:58, archived)
i do wish you'd finish your victims

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 23:08, archived)
So do they

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 23:14, archived)
Powerballocks

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 23:14, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:11, archived)
Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:15, archived)
16 happy flaming candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:16, archived)
Bit gay

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:34, archived)
They don't like fire up 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:38, archived)
Aaaaaaarmageddon!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:47, archived)
Smells like victory, and poo

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:51, archived)
And my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:59, archived)
Deodorant plus fire

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:02, archived)
Think I saw them supozzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:05, archived)
You fucking weapon

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:34, archived)
Shit off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:48, archived)
He retards what?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:06, archived)
Eggs

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:07, archived)
The sick fucking bastard

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:48, archived)
What a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 22:58, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 18:00, archived)
Bit rude

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 18:10, archived)
Not nearly rude enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)
I agree.
You should go much, much further, mr horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:36, archived)
Maybe call him a fucking cunt cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:14, archived)
Original

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 18:20, archived)
Now with added fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)
You called?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 18:38, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)
Wham, bam, discount, ed ham
That and some bread, now my packed lunch is sortΓ©d
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 18:40, archived)
No dairylea?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)
Got yourself a cheese, are you a man or a mouse?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 19:23, archived)
What are the other options

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 19:58, archived)
Hamato Yoshi

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:10, archived)
What colour are no invisible Hamatos?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:36, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:14, archived)
afternoon, wazzock's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:35, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)
very much looking forward to this
www.ents24.com/london-events/100-club/gaye-bykers-on-acid/6686038
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:49, archived)
Grebo fan, eh?
You should go with emvee.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)
GBOA were fantastic
One of the highlights of the Treworgey Tree Fayre '89 (not sure if I've mentioned that I went to that?) and they used to play at the old Hawkwind alldayers at Brixton. Great bunch of chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:41, archived)
Do you know, my dear Queef, that this might be the first time I've ever heard you mention your attendance of the Treworgey Tree Fayre in 1989?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:57, archived)
judging by the photo that just showed up on FB, I don't think he still has all his own hair.
Not unless he keeps it in a box.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:58, archived)
any updates as to his waist measurement?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:04, archived)
Still looks malnouorished, so possibly not.
Can't rule out ascites out of frame though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)
Any updates on his partner's occupation?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:13, archived)
I assume that's the partner that chucked him years ago.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:16, archived)
when my brother cut off his arse-length dreadlocks one of his mates sewed them into a rasta hat
which he keeps in a box. it's pretty fucking unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:14, archived)
clarty.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:41, archived)
hullo m8-o

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:50, archived)
Afternoon
Enjoying a bit of Attenborough before work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)
I'm not in again until Saturday
meeting on Monday night to discuss promotion
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:57, archived)
wait what if it's a cult and they're going to ask you to join their cult and you'll have to decide whether to join their cult

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)
YOU CAN'T SAY -L +N

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
shit I've just realised that my boss is Ian Astbury

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
I wouldn't want to be promoted
Not while I'm working for these pricks, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)
not sure if I do either tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)
Perhaps they'll just demote everyone else
and leave you where you are - default line manager to a really pissed-off team.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:34, archived)
not sure if it's possible to demote a market trader

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)
send you off to a market in the provinces

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:12, archived)
ugh, how ghastly

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:13, archived)
toilet trader

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:12, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 17:45, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:06, archived)
Pushing that dreadful wanker down the board

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:24, archived)
you are not Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:29, archived)
There can be only one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:41, archived)
Alright youngster.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:20, archived)
STRANGER DANGER

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:28, archived)
I'll protect you, these will take the edge off, happy candles, you look sleepy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
^talking "nonce sense"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:12, archived)
good lord no, Cheers is no child, and I am but a simple sexual predator with a hand full of 'ludes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:35, archived)
Ludes and lubes, never leave home without 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:34, archived)
these will take the edge off

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:03, archived)
Hullo Huw
What was the internet like when you were young?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:33, archived)
Dial up.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:35, archived)
How many channels did it have?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:36, archived)
Four. And there were still pound notes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:43, archived)
Is that some sort of gay slang?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:11, archived)
Absolutely.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:15, archived)
geocities went on forever
they were like blue and yellow with marquee tags and webtoys
you don't see that anymore, you might see that on myspace
(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:44, archived)
I remember putting a rotating cube on my page A FUCKING MASSIVE ONE
These were the good days of the internet before b3ta
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:30, archived)
Found out last night that one of my uni classmates has died doing a triathlon.
We weren't friends or anything, but it's unsettling when one of your peers dies unexpectedly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:16, archived)
/bumped off by Big Pharma because she knew too much, obviously

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:17, archived)
A guy from my year at school dropped down dead after doing the great north run or something, can only have been in his early 20s.
Pretty fucked up and pretty unsettling.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:36, archived)
were you the teacher?

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)
No. Were you the preachy dull cunt on beeter?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:46, archived)
you dropped your handbag dearie

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)
oh you're brb

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:18, archived)
there's no fucking need for that!

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:44, archived)
kill them all, god will know his own

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:02, archived)
Fucking stupid fucking cunt shouldn't have done the great North run should he

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:46, archived)
It was something like that. May not have been the actual. GNR.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)
He didn't even do the real thing? Fucking stupid dead cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)
Just checked, it was a half marathon and he collapsed and died from a heat-induced stroke.
And he was early 30s!

I really must stop lying about this stuff!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)
I'm having a heat-induced stroke as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)
Val Kilmer with a man-bun, phwoar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)
Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:46, archived)
All those wankers on this website
posting "turtle power"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)
oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)
Deep Heat in the palm and then a quick wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)
with a very long cool-down period

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)
Did he play on 'Chinese Democracy'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)
Yep.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)
the fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:53, archived)
At least he didn't put a fucking bucket on his fucking head

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)
another uni classmate of mine died in a cliff fall when he was in his late 20s,
he was apparently an experienced climbing instructor but a rock just gave way under his foot and that was that.

Big Pharma again, clearly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)
Rock climbers are Cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
Are you still here?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:36, archived)
Yes mate thanks for asking. Hope you are well.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)
Fucking hell, 'Thompson Richmond' off of Wikipedia is a bit obsessed.
"I must update this page before rigor mortis sets in!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:49, archived)
I bet he goes to triathlons and kills a few participants just so he can update the list

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:02, archived)
DIE-athlons, he calls them!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:35, archived)
Yeah, you wouldn’t catch anyone here immediately posting on Off Topic when someone dies

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)
Celebrities don't count, they're not real.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:28, archived)
Pushing that candle prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:35, archived)
horrible, m8 you better start praying someone doesn't start a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:51, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:11, archived)
Candle prick green

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:59, archived)
Stick a candle down your japper and whistle

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:15, archived)
Stick a whistle down your japper and candle

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:19, archived)
Stick a wick down your japper and candle your cock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:22, archived)
Stick a cock down your candle and japper your wick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:32, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:36, archived)
fucking you cunt stupid fucking

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:43, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:02, archived)
candle morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)
Cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 7:59, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:05, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:00, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:05, archived)
Good grief, the summer suddenly hotted up - what candles you have!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:14, archived)
16 years of Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:20, archived)
Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:40, archived)
Yeers

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:07, archived)
Chears

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:18, archived)
morning

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:37, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)
Cheers, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:50, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)
16 candles
Is a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:04, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:22, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:15, archived)
morning cheers alright candles anal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:15, archived)
Cheers, anal, meh,, scott,, dmedff, b3ta, alright, morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 10:17, archived)
Joyce has nothing on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:21, archived)
everybody talk about pop morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)
I drove dangerously near Runcorn today.
I gave an involuntary shiver of disgust as I saw the road sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Jul 2023, 20:52, archived)

think that was Bumcorn m8
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 20:58, archived)
A total shithole with no redeeming features whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:00, archived)
There’s me! You fucking Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8379673
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:32, archived)
No clicking that

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:39, archived)
Happy candles you fucking nonce

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 0:13, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 7:40, archived)
Should have called in for a brew and some crack

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:12, archived)
i'll be round in 20 mins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:13, archived)
Not you

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:18, archived)
Deciding to close our school was horrible
At least everyone knows who to blame now
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:40, archived)
Yeah, that bastard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:03, archived)
The education secretary said the offer being accepted was "bollocks" for teachers, parents and pupils.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:05, archived)
Pee-wee Worman

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 20:18, archived)
Fuck you, Hedgey. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)
Please pay your respects in the official tribute thread
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2637321
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 20:55, archived)
Tastefully

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 21:38, archived)
goddamit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:10, archived)
Arrested for wanking in a porn cinema?
What else are you supposed to do there?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:23, archived)
Appreciate the ART

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:26, archived)
Wank off the fella next to him

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:48, archived)
Take notes to refer to later

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 23:10, archived)
Might storyboard it
and add comments about what could be improved, lighting, camera angles etc
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 23:33, archived)
Then make a superior one and charge more to see it
Perhaps add a disposable robot army and a cgi ending with a fight in a sky beam
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)
cocknado

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 0:02, archived)
And my hammer

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 0:06, archived)
One does simply wank into Obscurity

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 2:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8379706
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:59, archived)
alright HappyToast

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 8:29, archived)
Truly he was the public wanker of our hearts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 22:07, archived)
panker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 23:11, archived)
ARSEHOLES
Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:22, archived)

The bosun's name was Andy,
By God, he had a dandy.
We crushed his cock upon a rock
For cumming in the brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:28, archived)
"Merry Go Round Broke Down" - quite a loony selection for a moribund flebsite.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:42, archived)
Alright Judge Doom, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)
Dunno much about 2000 AD, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)
^ born in 2001

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:27, archived)
Kubrick will stop at nothing to get his children into his films, will he

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:28, archived)
"The ideas for this movie (and my son dribble) were conceived..."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)
Spartacooze

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)
In A.D. 2001, dribble was beginning.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:29, archived)
double dribble!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)
no you never m8 dunt lie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 14:02, archived)
Thought my phone was fucked
but it just needed a good updating. Battery only lasting a few hours at a time and running really hot. Anyway. Got a gig on Friday. We've got set lists written and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)
I dun a jam the other week
First time of musiccing with other people in ages. Might do that some more.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 15:17, archived)
Alright Liam

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 15:50, archived)
A horrible set of skills

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 16:03, archived)
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 23:36, archived)
It is good wholesome fun
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 17:01, archived)
b3ta, you m.. oh, never mind

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 17:23, archived)
hope it goes well m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 17:34, archived)
Peewee herman RIP, the weird sex pest cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 18:42, archived)
Pee-wee Deadman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)
You called?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 19:31, archived)
He's actually dead, I just wish you were.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 19:35, archived)
Pushing that failure down the board
Monday Thread #2

Hiya knob's, what's going on for you this week? I'm going to see an old schoolfriend of mine who's doing some gigs at the Comdey Store. Not seen him for a few years so that will be good. Dinner out on Thursday (Hawksmoor bargain, thanks garold for the tip), other than that, fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:08, archived)
Get a fucking job hippy
Got the inlaws this week fucking hell that wiΔΊl be fun
Might dickweed a dalek also
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:31, archived)
my new boss is already talking about promotion, he's taking me out for a beer to discuss it in the next week or two
not sure if I'm interested though tbh, I've loved not working in an office and am in no hurry to go back to one
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:46, archived)
Comdey website

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:38, archived)
Dey com for de comdey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:42, archived)
Brilliant

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:46, archived)
comdey revolution you'll be de first against de wall

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)
Was that a black accent or a paddy accent?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)
*stereo klaxon*

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:22, archived)
Gonna get myself connected

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:40, archived)
Hopefully to a mains circuit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:45, archived)
My mains circuit died of cancer you unfeeling cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:32, archived)
arrested and thrown in jail

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)
Wotcha
was up your old stomping ground yesterday. West Ham. It was okay. I thought to myself "McQ used to live around here" so I did.

I sold an old PA system to some Eastern European people. There. That's very exciting, anecdotally forte-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:20, archived)
WOW

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:27, archived)
They'll only use it to oppress people.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:18, archived)
UNBEATABLE STONG MAN

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)
so stong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)
^ Labi Siffe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)
Quiet this week with any luck
As the mental still isn't talking to me. Going to see the meg 2 on Saturday with my nephew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:01, archived)
+S

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:10, archived)
Why doesn't she forget she isn't talking to you?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:26, archived)
She will eventually

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 3:33, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 7:17, archived)
Classic thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 8:18, archived)
Not you. YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 8:29, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 8:38, archived)
Good evening hip and happening youthsters

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 19:44, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 20:07, archived)
no, you fuck off you dull spastic

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 20:26, archived)
/unfriend

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 20:33, archived)
Alright Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 20:55, archived)
waassup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 20:57, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 21:19, archived)
Alright calm down you fucking lemon.
I am good ta. Just having a wank as I type this one handed
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 21:21, archived)
oh no my curse has returnathed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 21:34, archived)
Your spelling leaves a lot do be diseredeth

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 21:37, archived)
ah shaddapyourfaceathed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 21:52, archived)
Jesus, can you all just get a room
in Bakhmut
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 23:12, archived)
And my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 23:32, archived)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 0:10, archived)
Afternoon comrades
Gonna watch the Gaelic footty thing in a bit before I nuke the Western world
Lol Gaelic/gaylick
How is your Sunday going?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 14:28, archived)
You fucking tedious prick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 14:47, archived)
Shut up you fucking prick

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 15:31, archived)
A r s e b o o n

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)
Fuck me somebody banned the word

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)
But only for /talk

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)
How very weird

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)
Guess I fell for that one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)
I mean, bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)
What a fucking stupid fucking cunt
Me, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBARO

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:27, archived)
SEMEN KHAIDENKO

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)
SEMEN PATEL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:33, archived)
chorlton cum hardy

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 17:43, archived)
Anna Semenenko

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)
-banned the word +set us up the bomb

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 18:08, archived)
up us

(piss and shit, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 9:40, archived)
Detritus. I only fairly recently reaslised it wasn't "detrius". And anemone isn't anenome, apparently. And now this.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:21, archived)
Time's up!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 18:06, archived)
Shut up you fucking wanker

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 15:31, archived)
You can stick your gaelic football up your arse and fuck off.
The flattard left at noon, since then my Sunday has been positively heavenly.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 15:40, archived)
morning
gull juveniles on my roof making a racket. bless their twattish socks.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 6:26, archived)
shut up you fucking wankers!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 6:27, archived)
/talk, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 8:13, archived)

Sssh!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 9:03, archived)
Remember your days on /chat? Behaving like a twat. +

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 14:21, archived)
I said shut up you fucking wankers, shut up you fucking pricks
#MOTD
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 15:19, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 8:32, archived)
ringring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 9:17, archived)
m o r n i n g

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

g

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r

o

m
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 9:17, archived)
ΖˆΙ§Ι›Ι›ΰ½žΚ‚

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 9:22, archived)
Morning
Should probably think about going home soon, just as soon as there's no more stimulants left
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)
procure more and stay out

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 10:06, archived)
I would
But I'm not a teenager anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 10:10, archived)
oh i thought you were patricia pan

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 10:37, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattypan_squash
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)
thank you, dr mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)
no don't say that it's bad luck :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 0:08, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 10:28, archived)

hows ur hed m8
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 10:37, archived)
Morning
Gonna fist a finch then do a full roast
Mash aye or nay?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 11:09, archived)
mash browns

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 11:21, archived)
mash Gordon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 11:34, archived)

Gordo Ia
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)
mash brandicoot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)
Grandmashter, cut faster

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 12:00, archived)
^ Sean Connery on the hip hop circuit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)
Mash converters

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 12:59, archived)
Worst GoBots spinoff ever

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 13:38, archived)
Did you jokingly suggest Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots as a good movie candidate recently when we were chatting?
I seem to remember you did, anyway a Mattel exec has genuinely raised the possibility now, in the context of a Mattel Cinematic Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 14:27, archived)
WELL?.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 0:11, archived)
Duchess

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 13:15, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:35, archived)
yea, huw?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)
Get fucked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)
Not bad, you massive cock
Not really you behemoth of bellends.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:49, archived)
bit rude
huw is a pillar of this community
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:53, archived)
He’s a fucking nonce mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 21:05, archived)
^ nonce expert

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 21:53, archived)
^ spastic

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 22:28, archived)
Penis, duck fuck, ball brain^

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 23:37, archived)

ar ock
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 8:14, archived)
It wasn't a question.
Art by Joan G. Stark

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 22:21, archived)
Prick Wanker

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 23:09, archived)
suck my gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)
Cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 22:28, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 22:41, archived)
^ Cheers expert

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 22:56, archived)
Cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 22:57, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 23:37, archived)
alright huw, i'm on drugs rofl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 23:58, archived)
can i have some rofl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 0:18, archived)
no! lmao

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 1:54, archived)
cheers! lmfao
there goes my asshole, watch it as it goes
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 6:14, archived)
Any b3tans going to boomtown?
Alt:double fist a desert frog
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)
shit a nob out of your cock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:45, archived)
Sick on my duck
you rancid anal prolapse
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:47, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)
Classic Smug

(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)
A particularly explosive bowel movement that leaves you fatigued and in need of a shower.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 19:24, archived)
That's the one

(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 19:34, archived)
Yes!!!! Me! Oh man it's going to be so epic!!

Not really, fuck of
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:10, archived)
Rumour has it on 'teh grapevine' that 'Rick Astley' is going to do an ironic 'grime' 'set' on the Barclaycard stage!!!
Man, modern festivals are SO COOL
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)
No way!!!!
EPIC!!!!111!!
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)
You can't afford it m8
get a job
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:16, archived)
^smeg bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)
he's self employed selling silly fudge can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)

sell
 pack
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:28, archived)
Fuck of what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jul 2023, 21:57, archived)
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered.
There was no one there.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)
Praise him

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:21, archived)
amen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:23, archived)
just a t-shirt saying dangerous sports gear

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:21, archived)
Yeah me, gonna get turnt af m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:22, archived)
Nicely!
:D
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:24, archived)
Boomtown (also known as Boomtown Fair) is a British music festival held annually on the Matterley Estate in South Downs National Park
Lol Downs
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:29, archived)
LOL
Spackerley Estate moar lyke
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:33, archived)
Nah, I'm going to town

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 21:20, archived)
Hi titwank's
Fucking quiet at work today, might teabag a terrapin to pass the time
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 12:23, archived)
work? you got a jawb?
i might skullfuck a skink
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 12:25, archived)
Yep, market trader now, Sicilian grub

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:47, archived)
gi's a job m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)
Don't dump it after
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1660334.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 12:47, archived)
relevant username
reddit lols
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:01, archived)
Just off to buy a new outfit for the party tonight
Might wallop a wallaby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:17, archived)
i whizzbanged a wallaby the other day
it was great
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:22, archived)
If you wallaby my lover/Better get with my friends...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)
pfft
you silly sausage
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:25, archived)
Never knowingly out-sillied.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:27, archived)
I'm at a wedding with in-laws.
I've had some Pimms and the beer option is Budvar, so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:21, archived)

in out
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)
BeavisandButtheadBreakingTheLaw.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:26, archived)
weddoutg

rip monster munch
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:39, archived)
you don't rip monster munch, you crunch them

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 15:25, archived)

calmdownlee
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 15:47, archived)
Salma hayek's bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 16:38, archived)
Your mate James Martin is officially a bellend
Smarmy cunt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 13:29, archived)
Station

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 14:02, archived)
Founder of the faith no more spiritual and theological Church?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 14:33, archived)
SHINGLERS FIST
I am watching the walking dead. I never bothered with it 25 years ago so thought I would give it a go. It’s a bit shit.

Might hotbox a horse
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 15:14, archived)

horses love that
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 15:21, archived)
Gas yourself.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 15:46, archived)
Whats your problem you fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 16:14, archived)
Your fucking continued existence

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)
Well that ain’t gonna change you fucking ponce

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 17:30, archived)
really? what's your secret, champ?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)
SHIT HOTLAND ACTION TAILPIPE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 17:59, archived)

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