Is this right?To create an account on b3ta you need an email address and to create an email address you need a phone number? Who has that many phones? Unless she is on the dark Web, but there must be more intersting things to do there!!
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You don't need to give a genuine phone number to get an email addressAt least you never used to
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broadsword, Thu 30 May 2024, 20:26,
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You wouldn't believe how many people share the mobile number 07123 456 789.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 May 2024, 21:48,
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Fuck knows But I will block every account. I was going to give her a chance, but then she praised trump and doubled down when challenged. Trump supporters can get in the fucking bin.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 20:46,
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she is just picking things that get a reactionit doesn't matter what those things are
it just matters to ignore her
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I have and will continue to do so (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 21:11,
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Libertarians are fucking cunts, but apparently they hate Trump toowww.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgjnAxD6-k
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 May 2024, 20:56,
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I'd watch that But then I'd have to hear his voice
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 21:11,
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Have fun (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 21:10,
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Just using a script to force passwords of old accounts and setting up new ones. Sounds a worthwhile way to live (
mongychops, Thu 30 May 2024, 20:48,
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There must be email providers who don't require a phone number,but what's stopping you creating multiple email addresses with the same phone number?
Also, if you are trying to ignore Bou, maybe try not to start threads about her and discuss her all day.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 May 2024, 20:50,
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You're very rudely misgendering me then, Mr. Tits.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:39,
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There's a parable in Buddhism about being struck by an arrow, but then wanting to know everything about the person who fired it before pulling it out. Just pull the fucker out, and do what you can to avoid getting hit again. Buddha said that.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:08,
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but you should keep the arrow in until you get to hospitalcos of the bleeding
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This parable was specifically for people with no health insurance, perhaps i should have mentioned that(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2024, 23:11,
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That would be a parable about getting shot with an assault rifle, doesn't really work the same(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 May 2024, 2:17,
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I think I could make an educated guess about a lot of the person who fired it(, Fri 31 May 2024, 9:31, archived)
Just open the ignore in a new tab, then she's gone, hth (
mongychops, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:16,
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It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with.It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!... ever... until you are dead!
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She'll be back (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:59,
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You're gonna need a bigger boat (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 19:33,
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Someone please tell Bou that the PORCY account can indeed be banned. Because its posts only show up in incognito tab.
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PORCY can see us but we can't see her.The creepy stalking fat wanker.
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Not even his mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:50,
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I ignored it as soon as it appeared, like all the rest.She knows that, it's just yet another display of tragic neediness and attempting to get people to engage. And it works, because people still do.
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She must have been off this site for over a decade after having her entire country banned in an effort to keep her away,which makes it really uncomfortably weird she came back despite it being clear she was not wanted here.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 May 2024, 16:30,
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I want to take away her freedom of movement too.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 May 2024, 16:37,
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Yeah that would work for me too.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 May 2024, 16:39,
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only because ignoring accounts is against my religion(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 30 May 2024, 16:26,
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Quick bollocks, yeah, busy day at the "office" IYKWIM (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 May 2024, 12:52,
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you trumping stupid trumping trump(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 30 May 2024, 17:05,
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I'm cold I shouldn't be, it's not a cold day, but I am.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 13:15,
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Excellent newsI had an incognito snoop and Bou kindly asked BRB why I'd been 2.0
Apparently I must have 'done racism'.
So if you want on the list, that's how you do it.
BRB's ignore list that is, not his list of klaxxonic racist enemies who'll be first up against the wall when the day comes, or indeed, Bou's fabled death list of wealthy Jews.
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I have to use this account otherwise I can't reply to youMaybe it was that video you posted
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Was it the 'celebrate your differences' video? I thought he'd like that!
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They're the worlds most Yiddish, millionaires 🎶
(Wealthy, Jewish, on a deathlist).
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brb was fucking spot on about her failure to understand 'freedom of speech'And her tendency to say awful, stupid things.
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Can you just stick with your camel knobbing yeah(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:00,
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If saying stupid things is out,then I may have misunderstood the point of this website.
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There's 'stupid things' and then there's 'only black people should be against anti-black racism'(, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:08, archived)
Oh dear, that's not great. Maybe talk really is B3TAs Stormfront.
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:13, archived)
They were great up to and including Alex MetricVery different sound in the early days. Beber, Scratch D Vs H Bomb etc.
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Bieber wrote in the guestbook at the Anne Frank House when he visited there, “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2024, 14:17,
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MorningDiane Abbott will not be allowed to stand, which comes as an enormous relief to her knees.
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So was wearing 2 left footed shoes and drinking booze on the tube, she's a clown show. Still, if these were the worst things MPs did we'd be much better off.
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One of my colleagues studied law with Keir StarmerReckons that BITD KS was nearly as left wing as Corbyn, true story.
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I'm not particularly keen on any politician, however if the Tories get in again we may as well stop having elections. I know voting's an illusion of choice, it just feels like they're not trying any more.
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Starmer and Sunak remind me of the ending to Animal FarmThe novel not the barnyard
No difference between the pigs and the humans
If Starmer was left wing he's shed that successfully
Lol politics
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The only real difference is one understands the desire for power and the other doesn't (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 May 2024, 13:08,
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I know this one.The pigs are the ones with David Cameron's penis in them.
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Plus, it was 40 years ago. Nae doot his views will have shifted a bit since then.(, Thu 30 May 2024, 11:11, archived)
Anyone been watching Inside Number 9?Just been catching up on it a few a night, the next one is on in a bit
Alt what is the shittest thing you have bought on Ebay or Amazon?
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Bit hit and miss, but the good ones are good.Alt.: your mum.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 21:51,
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No (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 21:54,
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I've been watching What We Do In The Shadows, I liked some of season 1 but it ended badly and season 2 started worse, should I give up or does it get better again(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 21:56,
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I didn't think it started that great and jumped the shark getting past a series. 16 thumbs up.(
mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 21:59,
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+a dog's bumhole, courtesy of the b3ta mod team(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 22:12,
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Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 22:16,
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yes. the silent home invasion one was brill(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 23:30,
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In less contentious newswww.ebay.co.uk/itm/393529649941?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20240315173020%26meid%3De10bbe9b270e40b0bc153896905e7862%26pid%3D102069%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26itm%3D393529649941%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D4375194%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2SignedOutMobile&_trksid=p4375194.c102069.m5481&_trkparms=parentrq%3Ac57bc57718f0ab4c320b0b73fffe41f0%7Cpageci%3A466137d7-1de4-11ef-9a9b-6a3d5f87b920%7Ciid%3A1%7Cvlpname%3Avlp_homepage
Buy this haunted box!
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The box often moves left and right as well as rumbling whatever it is inside, for as much as I’m curious to know what it is, the outside look and noises scare me enough and makes immediately realise that the inside cannot be better.
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There's a patch of mould behind the box that makes me think it might contain a spooky ghoo-oost.
(, Wed 29 May 2024, 22:02, archived)
Alright beep, are you going to buy the box? If so, Please be certain that you would like to have this item, they do not want to feel responsible of passing something that they don’t want to someone who is not prior aware of this box.
(, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:18, archived)
The longer my comment, the further away from the top the arguing.
If
You
Catch
The
Angle
Of
My
Tickle.
(, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:20, archived)
just ignore the trollwhy you bellends keep feeding it is beyond me
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She's been dead a year and a half and the country's on it's knees. How much more fucked can they get?
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Please can I remind everyone of the 20 odd year old expression ' don't feed the trolls'. Not you, I'd click on the link. I haven't, but I would. (
mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:19,
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Only click on the link if you want to read about a spoo-oo-oooky bo-ox!
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Sage advice, I lost my coolAs cool as that cool is, which is tepid at best
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 20:38,
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It's narc behaviour. Without attention they fuck off.seem to try again tho, all the time(
mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 21:45,
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Not buying the haunted box It could have a ghost who sings Coldplay songs in it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:22,
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I take your point.Fortunately there's a seller on e-bay who exclusively sells things like boxes, dolls, bracelets, rings etc, all of which are 'Satanic demon possessed' or 'contain a very strong entity'. So there's plenty of choice, what a nice chap.
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I believe that there's a small chance that he's a lying cunt (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 20:00,
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They must be authentic,why else would the items be 8 x the price of the same items if they weren't haunted?
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I'm only interested if it contains a wide selection of JAV. (
$$ ✅, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:28,
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can someone please explain to me how fossils once walked the earth if they're made of stone(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:31,
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You never heard of the rolling stones? (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:32,
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Paint It BrachiosaurusChatGPT says: Sticky Fingers = Sticky Raptor's Claws
great work dude
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:36,
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A rolling stone gathers no moschops (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 20:39,
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I saw no mention of this in his biography(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:45,
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How can an Englishman get so worked up about an American politician?Why I wonder? Hmmmmm?
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Because that American politician is someone who potentially has a huge influence over world politics. (
$$ ✅, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:55,
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Fighting fascism with racism and ablism seems fucking stupid to me,but you do you, tits.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 May 2024, 22:46,
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It's not a great choice the American people have really. Whichever one wins, the opposing side won't believe/recognise, that'll turn into a civil war and that has the potential to spread out.
It'd be nice if they gave RFK jr a go but he keeps asking uncomfortable questions like 'why are all your children fat and depressed?' in a voice like someone failing to start a fucked petrol lawnmower.
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I'd rather Donald Trump won than Joe Biden!Trump is not an angel, I never said he was, but he did some good things for America.
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Just sayin, if we all put bou on ignore then she'll have the board to herself.She can 'freedom of speech'* all over it to her fat heart's content.
* she doesn't understand what 'freedom of speech' means.
(, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:11, archived)
Yes I doWhat's the point of ignoring me if you're just going to read everything I write anyway? Idiot.
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If you think it means that people refusing to engage with youOr challenging you on your views means you're being denied it then no, you really don't, you grotesquely obese cretinous lardass.
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No it means calling me names and being aggressive In the hopes that I will shut up
What happened to civilized conversations?
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What indeed, what indeedyoutu.be/mdLfkhxIH5Q?si=Rpih_Ivqenl3_Crv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:31,
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So discuss it then like a normal human beingInstead of being insulting and rude
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youtu.be/oWPLL7V6FO4?si=ZvYT35sBUTErQEbd
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:37,
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I'm generally a 'live and let live' typeBut you have crossed a line with me today. Get fucked
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:41,
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You're obviously not a live and let live type at allSince you won't even let me have an opinion
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You're welcome to itBut it's a such a fucking stupid one I now dismiss every single thing you have to say on literally any topic whatsoever
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:44,
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You are the one who has crossed a lineDisgusting behaviour Queef as seriously
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Can we have that again, but in English?Actually don't bother
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:45,
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absolutely up to pointwe'll occasionally have to block her extra accounts as she makes them
but it's worth the effort in the long term
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I said that months ago, and yet here we still are.You fucking stupid fucking cunts.
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One thing to know about me is that I don't care what other people think of meI have my own opinions and I will express them (which is my right in a free democracy)
If your aim is to shut me up then you are worse than the DT that you claim to hate since you don't believe in freedom of speech. I do not say these things to get a reaction, I say them because I believe them and I fuckingwell have a right to do so and if you deny me that right then YOU ARE A FASCIST.
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Hey, come on now.It's discriminatory of you to assume she can count that high.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 18:25,
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My aim isn't to SILENCE YOUR TRUTHS, you Awakening WonderIt's to laugh at you for being a mental spastic. I honestly felt sorry for you, you're clearly very unwell and that's rather sad. But fuck me you are also such a colossal prick you make it pretty much impossible not to write you off as an utter cunt.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:28,
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That's what I'm talking aboutAggression instead of civilized discussion
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It is evident that you care what other people think of you.Freedom of speech is not the same thing as freedom from consequences. People are free to criticise you for saying and doing stupid shit, and to express their desire for you to fuck off.
Fascism is not defined as an objection to sharing space with fascists. Fascism is a governmental system and political philosophy associated with far-right populism, authoritarianism and bigotry.
You seem like a fascist because you have previously spoken about your dreams of wealthy Jews dying, your support of racism/weak attacks on anti-racism (e.g. your contention that only blacks and Jews should care about anti black/anti-Semitic racism) and now your support for the orange rapist.
I don't like fascists at all. You should permanently go away and be nasty somewhere else.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:37,
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I don't care otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned DTI apologised to you about my comments but here you are bringing them up again.
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I don't believe it would be possible for me to list or describe things that I do not care aboutas doing so would create a logical paradox (or reveal me as an idiot and/or liar).
If you apologised for the Jewish deathlist I didn't notice. I remember you said my argument against your weak defence of racism was good, but I'm not convinced you actually changed your mind and stopped being a racist at that point.
Outing yourself as a Trump supporter is part of the fascistic pattern you present. One can draw a line from the Jewish deathlist to 'are you black' to 'Donald Trump is awesome.'
There also appears to be a cyclic nature to your fascistic outbursts. You seem to say or do something beyond the pale, then apologise, go quiet, then you start talking about stress, booze, sleep, and then do something beyond the pale again. I'd mention that to your doctor if I were you.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 May 2024, 20:28,
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No I'm not.I said I don't believe it is possible to honestly proclaim you don't care about X.
I said I'm not convinced that you stopped being a racist when I pointed out your argument against anti-racism was bollocks and hypocritical.
I described a pattern of behaviour, and suggested you mention that to your doctor.
Gaslighting is manipulating someone into questioning their own sanity. I'm not manipulating you, and you are already aware that your sanity is compromised.
I am suggesting that your anti-Semitic, racist, and now fascist attention-seeking outbursts are linked to your mental health, which I identify as being in decline.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 May 2024, 15:30,
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And yetyou praise Trump and do all the other stuff I mentioned.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 May 2024, 18:54,
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Fair point well madeYou can choose to believe that.
I know what's in my heart and mind.
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what's on tonight thenyou smelly wankers
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:45,
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Work (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:49,
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the curry I failed to go out for last nightwww.lahore-kebabhouse.com/
Been going here on and off since the 90s, it's changed a lot. When I first went there it was like being in someone's house. The upstairs room had a hole in the floor in one corner, and they'd pull up trays of food through it on a rope. They used to do brain curry as well, both of those are long gone, sadly. Still gr8 though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 17:10,
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Brain fry! I've seen it on menus here. Some of the more trad Mexican restaurants around here do some kind of intestine-based dish.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:00,
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Got rid of our French guests yesterday, they had a lovely time.Beef massaman and The Wicker Man later, probably, as long as the dog doesn't freak out at all the masks.
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got rid of... wicker man... 'beef' massaMAN... omg what have you done (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 17:56,
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Naan of your business (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 18:19,
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might go to thisfumefestival.com/
I'm already going to this tho
www.meatopia.co.uk/
been twice before, it's the fucking tits
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:02,
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I don't remember saying anything that might suggest I would be interested in hearing this, Queef, you fucking wanker(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:03,
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take a flask of herbal teato dampen down your free radicals after
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shame there are no festivals for flebmasters, I'd make a fortune(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:07,
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i'm on my third beerat this rate i'll have had about 45 by bedtime
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:26,
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playing the long gamei like it
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:36,
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i'm home and i'm having a beersalso your all queer
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:00,
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we need more threads of bellends arguing pointlesslyI miss* the spanishfly/dozer mong-offs
*lol not really
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is spanishfly dead?i talked to him briefly when he wasn't being a total spastic
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:06,
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obviously that was quite a while ago
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:07,
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you are such a meanie. this was such a nice forum before you spread your mean butter all over it(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:12,
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is it wrong that the idea of 'mean butter' gave me a semi?edit: I mean -e
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it is wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. as we all should. all the time/catholic blog*
*genuinely was brought up catholic
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:17,
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I just looked 'inPrivate' to see what I'd missed, thanks for that.Consider me entirely unsurprised by anything. Obviously I'm following the herd.
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The only way to get on my ignore list is to do racism.Why do you support the racist rapist Donald Trump? Is it because you are a hate filled racist idiot?
You seem a lot like a hate filled racist idiot.
Have you considered fucking off? It might be a good idea, if you are a hate filled racist idiot. Just a thought.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:54,
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Yep Just 2.0'd her. Sad, really.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 15:00,
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morn/noon nearly. I typed "Donald Trump" into Midjourney (Ai thing for those who don't know/care) and got insta banned for "abuse" I didn't even type "orange bastard" either.
In other news, for lunch today I shall be having a smoked turkey and pepper sandwich washed down with lashings of tea.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 May 2024, 11:54,
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I am having granola, honey, yoghurt and fruit piled in a big bowl.Then some of my posh biscuits and a mint tea
Might have a Sherman if there's time
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baked spud with beans and cheese here/student
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:16,
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what? no pot noodle?or is that now dinner?
Students these days I dunno... beans on toast not good enough for them
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:22,
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I'm having lasagne and garlic bread And watching child's play
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:16,
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I am Spanishfly - previous fucksocks - banned by that spesh manolith many years ago(, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:55, archived)
why are you not using one of your already established alt accountsWELL?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 15:25,
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Battered fish and peasNot eating chips anymore
Bad enough having batter
Trying to cut carbs
Donald trump is awesome
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Decided against the batter. Grilling the fish.I like Donald Trump. Call me crazy but I think he was a good president.
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fucking hell, a new lowalmost impressive
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:45,
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Well read up on his policies and achievements, have you?Or do you just follow the herd?
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Yes, I am extremely well-informed about that fucking moron, thanks for askingHis 'achievements':
an enormous tax cut for the wealthy at the expense of the rest of the country
a tripling of the national debt
building the wall and getting Mexico to pay for it (not really, he was, incredibly, full of shit)
locking Hilary up (whoops, more bullshit as she wasn't actually guilty of anything)
looking directly at a solar eclipse
altering a weather map with a sharpie to change the projected path of a hurricane rather than admit a mistake
kissing Putin's arse and taking his word over that of the US security services
undermining NATO
getting laughed at to his face by the UN
attempting to blackmail Zelenskyy in an attempt to discredit Biden
defying the Emoluments Clause by continuing to do private business whilst in office
visiting a Trump Organization property on 428 of the 1,461 days of his presidency and playing an estimated 261 rounds of golf, one every 5.6 days - all the while charging extortionate rates to his security detail for accommodation, so ultimately the US taxpayer
pulling the plug on environmental protection projects
starting a half-hearted 'trade war' over Chinese imports, the end result being that US citizens ended up picking up the tab to cover import tariffs via higher retail prices
exchanging 'love letters' (his words) with the murderous dictator of N Korea
getting right wing nutjobs onto the Supreme Court resulting ultimately in the repeal of Roe v Wade, and the removal of reproductive rights and bodily autonomy for millions of women
trying to buy Greenland
spreading dangerous disinformation about Covid which he privately admitted he knew was bullshit - well, not quite privately, the dickhead told a journalist
being found liable for massive fraud, and sexual assault
fucking thousands of other shit, varying from the appalling to the unintentionally hilarious....and in at number one, attempting to overturn the results of a free and fair election, directly causing and encouraging a violent mob to storm the US capitol, resulting in several deaths
Your 'following the herd' remark marks you out loud and clear as a 'do your own research' Joe Rogan- Russell Brand type imbecile. Fucking shame on you, you blithering idiot
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:35,
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Those things are objectively true though.So what makes you think he was a 'good president'?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 16:25,
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I was going to ask that myselfBut then I thought, 'do I really want to hear any opinion at all of someone so monumentally cretinous as to think that utter embarrassment was 'a good president'?'
And then I thought 'no, no I don't'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:35,
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I grilled it with garlic and added black pepper and lemon juiceAnd some olive oil
It was gorgeous
(, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:18, archived)
eat some horse dewormers, or inject yourself with bleach or somethingthe deep state is making you fat, you just need to open your eyes, yeah?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:40,
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Sweet and sour pork stir-fry with Jasmin rice, bloody 2 quid tho, rip off (
mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:34,
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It's about time that cunt got a fucking good lashing.Me, I mean.
(, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:38, archived)
I am still a bit sore after my weekend's shenanigensI only went and did the Ride London. Which isn't some gay sex thing, no sir-ee. That's 115 miles in old money
imgur.com/YuRqkEJ
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 May 2024, 10:34,
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Just watched a found footage 'horror' called Dybbuk box the true story of Chris Chambers. It was so shit that not only did it not make me believe in ghosts, but I'm now not entirely sure I believe in boxes.
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Some horror films are so shit they're good. This is not that situation.
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Watch the Beaster Bunny It's hilariously bad
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 8:48,
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Most of the found footage stuff is shit (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 8:48,
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I quite enjoyed 'The conspiracy' which was about cult stuff. Most of the paranormal ones are not great though. I end up scrolling my phone through most of the film while bad actors make shocked 'oh my god!' faces cause a picture fell down. Or they're talking to the spirit using a special radio, and the radio goes 'bvvt' and they put up subtitles saying 'get out'. Oh my God, did you hear that? Let me replay it ad infinitum.
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Yep, utter bollocks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 9:27,
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Just about the only one I've seen was Blair Witch, which I thought was pretty good.Paranormal Activity was quite creepy too, if that counts.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 10:27,
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I liked the Blair Witch, final scene was ruined for me cause I thought he was having a slash.
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You thought it was a slasher movie, got it(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 11:02,
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Paranormal activity was about as creepy as the fucking teletubbies (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 11:57,
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Have you seen any recent Teletubbies, with the CGI baby ones?It's pretty damn creepy.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 12:53,
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I don't have kids and I'm 49So no, I haven't seen the teletubbies in a very long time
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:42,
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if something goes invisiblecan be said to have vanished?
or does vanished only apply to things that have physically gone away- dissappeared?
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i don't understandcan you make it more clear
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 18:53,
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ChatGPT made that diagram for you, it might be the best one yet ⬇️(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:10,
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This is a simplified representation of a Rolex wristwatch.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:05,
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have the ones you bought gone up a lot?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:05,
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Not really. Better than most shit but rolex will no longer service old watches. Nothing over 10 years. Sorts of breaks the whole watch forever thing. I've not worn any of my watches for a few years. (
mongychops, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:10,
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i hadn't worn my omega for years until i put it on my home insurancenow i still don't wear it
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:16,
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Must be a good omega to stick it on home insurance? One of the ones that went to the moon?(
mongychops, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:19,
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i had to create my own rocket program to get it back(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:27,
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are some swatches worth money these days? i had one as a kid. i liked it.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:52,
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not even the ones with the transparent backs?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:59,
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Yes, to disappear can mean either to become invisible ("he disappeared into the crowd") or literally to cease to exist.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 May 2024, 21:37,
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I remember making /board user 'mu' furious about 15 years agoby saying that "invisible" literally means that you can't see it, and that can be for any reason: it's too small, you're too blind, it's behind a mountain etc. He seemed to be convinced that invisibility was a physical property that something had to possess, and he angrily refused to be told otherwise. Odd hill to die on, I guess there was something hidden behind it.
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Probably one of AnthonyB3ta's famous Simpsons.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 May 2024, 22:36,
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They wouldn't be nearly so valuable if he hadn't killed himself on his birthday on November 10th, which was his birthday.(, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:51, archived)
My nft invisible simpsons have gone up in value? Good old tone (
mongychops, Tue 28 May 2024, 22:55,
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I think Canon do the same thing with their digital SLR cameras, after a certain period they won't even service them any more(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 23:36,
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yeah i bought a 2nd hand dslrand something was grinding in the autofocus
was told it'd be cheaper to buy a new camera than get it serviced
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making your way in the world today takes everything you've got(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:41,
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the Mr T episode of Diff'rent Strokes is one of the best pieces of TV ever recordedjust thought I'd throw that out there
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:42,
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up there with the infamous Rod Hull/Grotbags sex tape(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:11,
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I love the episode where Norm glasses Carla for making fun of himthen Cliff defecates in Rebecca's mouth and says to her "Welcome to Boston!"
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$$ ✅, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:01,
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I like the one where 'Ted Danson' has a fucking huge jaw(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:04,
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I loved the finale where Woody takes Sam hostage and has a shoot out with the police then, just as the police are about to storm the bar, he executes Sam with a bullet to the back of the head. Good toimes!
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$$ ✅, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:09,
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and people say Americans have no sense of 'humor'!!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:11,
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after watching the episode where Fraser anally penetrates Diane in front of the whole bar, I agree. (
$$ ✅, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:13,
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Good afternoon, you sorry bunch of spastics(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:50,
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I think that I'm going to get all three of thesewww.si.com/fannation/sneakers/news/the-puma-easy-rider-sneaker-takes-to-the-streets-this-spring
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 13:23,
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Previously, he […] authored "Kobe Bryant's Sneaker History (1996-2020)"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:58,
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I couldn't really give a toss about any sneakers released after 1991...or Kobe Bryant. Kobe beef, however
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:20,
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Alright Jake the Peg3rd Bass? No, third leg
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:39,
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I'm not buying any trainers. I am however seriously considering buying some live chickens. They're cheaper than I thought and I like an omelette.
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We had a Rhode Island red for about a week My dad found it in an entry and brought it home. Mum was not pleased and it got shipped off to a nearby farm. Never saw Lenny Henry again.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:45,
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No As in the passage behind a row of houses
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:01,
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Yes (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:51,
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Why did you call it Lenny Henry?
Just thought, maybe you actually meant Lenny Henry.
Did you call your chicken Lenny Henry and if so why?
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because when her dad was deciding whether he could bring it home or not, he thought his wife would be OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAYYYYYYY about it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:52,
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Yes, we called it Lenny Henry My mum named it, her reasoning is unknown and bizarre
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:52,
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the Grange Hill theme is actually called Chicken Man and was originally the theme to Give Us a Cluealso its composer Alan Hawkshaw's daughter was a member of Spiral Tribe, and a fucking prick. The End.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:08,
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Probably But it was a hen, not a rooster
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 19:54,
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We're trying to be as self sufficient as possible in case it somehow helps. Didn't realise they can live for about 15 years though.
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eventually they'll stop laying eggs, I assumewhen they go through the 'henopause' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:53,
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In other exciting news, I've now realised that brb has finally put me on ignore. No idea what the final straw was.
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are you a 'person of color' or female, by any chance?brb is notoriously a bigoted, hateful racist and misogynist
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:46,
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i didn't know popular forum poster brb could play the misogyphone(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:50,
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he's a virtuosoand by 'virtuoso', I of course mean 'cunt'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:51,
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Well according to him I'm a dog whistling anti-semite so we should get on really well. I just feel so sad to have alienated him, poor chap.
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with all jew respect I would say he may have a point(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:58,
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no i'm not sorry ok, also you are a spazz ok, ok(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 13:20,
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Afternoon Hayfever is seriously starting to piss me off
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:22,
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I'd have thought rainy weather would help, no?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:44,
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Not much, unfortunately (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:26,
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corks. have you tried my range of organic nasal corks?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:44,
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That would be a bad idea (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:01,
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oh yeah? i sank my life savings into this startup you fuck(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:04,
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i've finished work for the day and i'm back at home with a beerare you at home with a beer? if so please reply with diagrams
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:01,
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If I get a chance I will ask ChatGPT for a diagram of this, I have to go out now though(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:10,
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This illustration depicts a person sitting at home with a beer bottle on a table.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:08,
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it's a masterpiece!i'm printing it and hanging it on my wall
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:17,
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I'm off today, just had a lovely glass of chilled Chablisgoing Whitechapel for a curry l8r
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:13,
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guaranteedIn considerably worse news, I will be working 4 days a week starting 3rd June. 3 was perfect for me, damn it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:22,
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might look into moving somewhere nicer given the increased incomeEast Ham is a fucking shithole but we have a serious bargain with the house we rent, we're paying a minimum of £5-600 a month under market value
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:48,
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funny you should say thatI just downloaded a car
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:09,
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I'm at home right now But I'm leaving for work in just over half an hour
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:27,
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You are a Sunshine Variety Coach driver AICMFP(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:38,
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