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BOLLOCKS THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:33, archived)
HITLER'S COCK

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:44, archived)
WAS SHORT AND ah fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:49, archived)
a Hitler's cock has a cock on the end

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:12, archived)
And does that cock have a cock on the end?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:19, archived)
i'm afraid so

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 20:52, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 22:34, archived)
Like those Roman luck charms.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 21:52, archived)
I probably would yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 22:45, archived)
Jings and crivvens a lot of short threads
Short as Hitler's willy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:16, archived)
Too far mate. Too far.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:31, archived)
Help ma boab Oor Wullie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:51, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:53, archived)
right on!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 20:52, archived)
DICK OFF YOU CUNTWANK

(Great Forum Banter, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)
are you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 20:53, archived)
Acceptable thread.
Please be nice and polite here in this acceptable thread.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:22, archived)
Such a lovely evening

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:36, archived)
I am capable of normal behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 20:32, archived)
MiseryCunt is a gay spaz
Pass it on or don't I'm having a dirty wank on your mum
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:17, archived)
Bit aggressive mate. No need.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:26, archived)
Fuck you BPD fuck you
Mr H
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:35, archived)
Muff guff thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:48, archived)
Love puff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:50, archived)
SHITE IN MA MOOTH!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)
Doris

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:33, archived)
Is dick mould the mould growth of smeg on a dick
Or an actual mould of a dick like an artists impression or what you dick mould?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 23 Jul 2024, 17:10, archived)
if you have mould you need an acidic cleaning agent
Bleach is alkaline and won't work
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 17:45, archived)
also you are a spaz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 17:45, archived)
A gay spaz, if truth be told.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
Who, I'd venture to say, likes it up the "bum-bum" from other "gay spazzes"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:20, archived)
You just called yourself a spaz, lololololoololloloolololloloolloloklolloolollololl!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:12, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:52, archived)
I've made a few dick moulds

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:02, archived)
There are, or were, at least two moulds of my dick knocking around

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:19, archived)
in the london dungeon?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 20:59, archived)
great forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 17:55, archived)
Queef thread

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 11:52, archived)
Fake news!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 11:54, archived)
Sad!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 12:06, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)
do the research

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)
Now sliiide to the left

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:17, archived)
Excellent idea

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 12:20, archived)
No m8

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 12:23, archived)
Let's make /talk gr8 again

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)
please provide a link to an example of greatness on /talk, just one will do

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8418827
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:30, archived)
oh well fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)
Masterly Mr H xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 15:14, archived)
you bum licker

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 17:41, archived)
Coke Shark, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:11, archived)
I heard some ducks have been doing Class A drugs.
That's right, quack cocaine!!!!
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:42, archived)
I get it!
Quack sounds similar to crack!
Rofl lmao
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:49, archived)
Please stop posting on b3ta.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)
no it doesn't, it's funny because ducks on drugs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)
It's a serious mental illness.
Some of them are very mallardjusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:13, archived)

That's rather good.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 21:41, archived)
this is your duck ON DRUGS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:30, archived)
Using a rolled up bill ahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)
Your duck has had enough drugs now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:33, archived)
He's gone quackers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:34, archived)
Tampax string

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:11, archived)
Don't be disgusting

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:28, archived)
Don't try to change me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:38, archived)
you can't wear that nappy forever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)
Albuquerque

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)
You get these Queef people don't you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:27, archived)
I come from a long line of queefs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)
A flight of Queefs, if you will

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:30, archived)
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:33, archived)
just seen i missed the bollocks thread, what do?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)
Have a quick bollocks in the one above whilst no-one is looking

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:34, archived)
I think i got away with it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
I just don't think Queef threads are your forte.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:36, archived)
Bollocks eh, sweaty swaggering ball bag big boys
might as well put my blog here too: bad beard day, itchy mustache, pretty sure i'll do nothing about it, more tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
Have a shave
A close one if you will
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 15:57, archived)
No thank you

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 15:01, archived)
I bet he can't wait to see Gladiator 2
He knows how accurate Ridley Scott likes to be with historical movies...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:37, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 6:10, archived)
COFFEE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:04, archived)
Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:17, archived)
Big hairy balls, cuntface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 8:30, archived)
When the bollocks fell

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:10, archived)
Bollocks on the ocean

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:29, archived)
When the bollocks get tough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)
Get out of my bollocks, get into my car

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 10:12, archived)
I Sleep Much Better In Someone Else's Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 10:54, archived)
steamy bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:19, archived)
Our systems are still down st work and email had just informed me
Still have to go in though
I intend sitting on.my splendid manly buttocks, scratching and fucking about on the phone
Gadzooks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:17, archived)
JIZZSTENCH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:11, archived)
JIZZ'S TENCH
SPUNK'S PERCH
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 11:16, archived)
I am Mystic Smeg.
Marvel at my prognosticative prowess you shits!

Joe Biden will die of old age shortly after the election in November but no-one will notice.

Butter will become more expensive.

Spains attitude problem with alcoholics from Britain going there on holiday and weeing on everything will ignite a resurgence of the British holiday industry causing Margate to emerge as an economic powerhouse and chief financial rival to the Square Mile.

These are my mystical pronouncements and as such are beyond contestation.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 11:37, archived)
alrite spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:24, archived)
ALRIGHT COCKSUCKER’S

(Great Forum Banter, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:43, archived)
alrite you cockwomble

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
I believe in Eastern Europe a popular treat is a sugar candy cockerel lollipop
Next time you meet a gang of Romanian gypsies just say ALRIGHT COCKSUCKERS to make them feel more at home

#toptips
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 17:42, archived)
Ervin Drake's original draft is more homophobic and racist than I anticipated.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 18:03, archived)
It's always the ones you least expect

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 19:01, archived)
Try it in Leeds
Cause another riot
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 18:40, archived)
I'm more of a cock masseur

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 19:29, archived)
I’m more of a croque monsieur

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 19:53, archived)
i'm more of a croquette combination griller

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 20:06, archived)
Everyone's least favourite Wu-Tang Clan member.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 21:46, archived)
I'm more of a rock lobster

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 20:44, archived)
afternoon

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:12, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)
You bent cunt.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:37, archived)
If i had a time machine i personally would not use it to go back to the mid-70's and collect cutting insults to throw down on a message board in 2024

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)
Yeh u would

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:58, archived)
What the fuck do you know

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 14:10, archived)
He knows nowt Mr H
Nowt with nowt taken.out
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
Take the sanitary pad off your ear it looks fucking ludicrous you tesco fucking value martyr

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 15:52, archived)
Boris has been called a Poundland Trump :))
I do quite like Biden's missus though
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:18, archived)
the power behind the thrown

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:56, archived)
I don't think you'd need to throw Biden.
You could probably knock him over by flicking him gently on the shoulder with your fingertip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 21:47, archived)
I went back and i fucked your mum, son

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)
Back to the motherfucking Future

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)
Where we're going, i fucked your mum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:58, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:05, archived)
I bite my thumb at you sir

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)

Thou addlepated lackwit.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)
lackwit is fucking great, made my day that has

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 15:44, archived)
orange is the new men

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:57, archived)
a few good oranges

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 16:12, archived)
Happy Spoonerism Day
Cent Bunt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 14:15, archived)
Lockslob

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 14:38, archived)
orange good morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 7:14, archived)

stop it, steven!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 7:17, archived)
Morning comrade
Favourite Steven
Segal, Hawking or controversially Stevie Nicks?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:09, archived)
Stevenage

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:14, archived)
Shaking has now entered the race

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:29, archived)
That dirty old bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 9:12, archived)
I for one will NOT find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 22 Jul 2024, 10:01, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 10:19, archived)
Steven Seagull
The teddy we were trying to win yesterday. It has a chip in its mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:28, archived)
My old cat was a prolific sock stealer

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:49, archived)

Irwin.

youtu.be/O9nbJnEpG0w?si=OerKu6YVzvENN1MX
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
Fry

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)
Marriott

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:48, archived)
Even

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
🍊👬👍

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 7:27, archived)
Orange you glad it's not cold?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)
sisters, brothers, others, gather here in a circle and sit cross-legged while i share with you The Miracle Of The Free Lunch

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:09, archived)
...and lo, even before the last morsel of samosa was consumed, Biden was no more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:11, archived)
don't talk with your mouth full

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 21:07, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 23:07, archived)
delicious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 23:09, archived)

Over 10 years after the original broadcast, an airing of the episode in the United Kingdom courted controversy when it was aired on Channel 4 in April 2008 before the 9pm watershed, with the word "wankers" left unedited.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 23:53, archived)
funny they were worried about tha, i was too busy being turned gay by meatspin.com to even notice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 3:24, archived)
You absolute fruit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:15, archived)
Was that the Simpsons?
With Mr. Burns calling U2 wankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Jul 2024, 8:26, archived)
Get us a sandwich, please

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)
I'll gladly send you the handy burlap bag they gave us, it's printed with info about an event in 2019
hopefully the food was not part of the catering for that event.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 23:00, archived)
Any Kit Kats?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:54, archived)
i have cookies
and malteasers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 22:11, archived)
also milk

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 22:11, archived)
Biden has gone.

(Planearm, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:11, archived)
I never killed him honest

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:13, archived)
We all know it was a set-up.

(Planearm, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:15, archived)
I guess you could say
he was Biden his time...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:28, archived)
Still POTUS though

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:39, archived)
POOTUS more like!1

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:01, archived)
gone where?
To the Maldives?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:43, archived)
For a poo

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:53, archived)
why go there for a poo?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 21:07, archived)
Why not?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 21 Jul 2024, 21:14, archived)
poo you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 21:19, archived)
Well, Twisters was a steaming pile of poo
Just thought I would tell you and save yourselves some money.
(Planearm, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:02, archived)
Thanks
I've spent enough today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
Orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
x5

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:05, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 17:52, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:01, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:15, archived)
Not nearly that enough.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:02, archived)
Non de dieu de putain de merde de connard de saloperie d'enculé de ta mère
Morning
(Phileas Blog, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:11, archived)
Princeton says hello
Got chatting with some Hari Krishnas, they gave us a free lunch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:19, archived)
have some meat with that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:21, archived)
What are your feelings on orange men?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:36, archived)
i like my orange men in a plastic cup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:44, archived)
covered in bees!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)
that is also acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 21:08, archived)

youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc?si=wR71SKPbpSjYkENh
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 22:42, archived)
Orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)
as a republican, I thoroughly disagree

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)
Orange men are not the only fruits

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:04, archived)
Orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)
Orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)
Orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)
Orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)
wtf! apologies if you're seeing this five times
crowdstrike glitch
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 18:46, archived)
I think you meant to say orange men good

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
New feature, b3ta echo

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:03, archived)
Dick it's fine, I actually thought you were chanting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 19:37, archived)
I'm an honorary Hare Krishna now

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:00, archived)
Choose your prize, I opted for a new Democratic candidate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 20:05, archived)
bernie bernie bernie bernie bernie
x5
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 21:09, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 14:59, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)
You need a more positive attitude

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 16:50, archived)
- need a more attitide
+ tested HIV
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 17:13, archived)
morning sundanus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 6:29, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 7:01, archived)
alrite smash. what's your plan today?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 7:16, archived)
Pick the kids up at 10
Train to southport, arcades for a couple of hours, then off to the Chinese, followed by a walk down the pier if it's open, ice cream, candyfloss, more arcades, swap all our tickets for prizes, back on the train about 6, drop them off, get the bus home, have a drink and crash out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 7:25, archived)
We went to Southport as kids for hols
Fleetwood and Blackpool too I like that part of the world
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 8:32, archived)
It's not as good as it used to be
But still a good day out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 9:09, archived)
i hope you're going to have a go on rape rape revolution

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)
We don't go to the fair
They aren't really keen on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 9:08, archived)
i think it's more the unfair

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 9:38, archived)
Sundanus Kid?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 8:23, archived)
Urgh, was at the Mayor's Ball last night still rather hungover from a networking event two nights before.
Food was a bit dodgy, my Samantha Janus is in a sorry state.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 8:36, archived)
The mayor has only got one ball...
Biden has two bit very small
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 8:48, archived)
you've definitely got to work the balls

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 9:36, archived)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundanus Kid

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 21 Jul 2024, 12:37, archived)
Anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:32, archived)
Words that start with a seem to have gravitas. Probably because it's the first letter.
A person that posted such a thread should kill themselves, hth.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:47, archived)
Is banus more acceptable?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:49, archived)
I suppose so, who cares

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:51, archived)
Canus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 23:19, archived)
Watched Capricorn One earlier not seen it in yonks
Just finished watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes which I have never seen it was a bit cheesy tbh
Tvblog
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 23:35, archived)
weather is here wish you were nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)
I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
Blimey, because, I've only just now looked and know who you were. Welcome future?too enigmatic for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:08, archived)
LOL nig
CLAXXX0Nzzzz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:24, archived)
I had lunch at a garden centre cafe surrounded by old people
Heard one biddy say 'strapless bra' and another said what sounded like 'human spunk'
Had no idea garden centres were such hotbeds of sauce
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:17, archived)
Thought you are old
Sos
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:20, archived)
I am old, just not garden centre old

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:28, archived)
10 years older than IKEA old

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)
Leave it dearest b , no benefit to this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 18:03, archived)
alright sweetest m

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:34, archived)
All good mate, trying and failing to get anyone to come this with me
ra.co/events/1904102
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
it's do able, just sent the link to a mate

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:16, archived)
I just need someone to have fun with, all my mates are staying in ,twats

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:25, archived)
I am fucking nice

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:18, archived)
you're lyon to me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)
Montpellier?
St Sulpice des Landes!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:20, archived)
It's clammier than a very fucking large clam

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)
i'll take your word for it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)
Alright Ben Elton

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)
can't stand that man

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 18:28, archived)
No, you're wrong, easy mistake to make though.
He can stand, it's just that you don't notice because he's so fucking short.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)
Don't stand so short to me - plod

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:32, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:18, archived)
Is it though?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:34, archived)
i'm wishing on a star

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:35, archived)
Rich.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:38, archived)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 10:17, archived)
Today's hot take
Harry's razor blads give a better shave than than Gillette.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 11:35, archived)
I've had a Harry's razor for YONKS

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 20 Jul 2024, 12:00, archived)
beards
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 12:07, archived)
I don't use blads on my fac

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 12:15, archived)
Ray Reardone

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 13:21, archived)
only two balls left to pot and he's cleared up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)
He's undead anyway, he'll be fine

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 20 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)
Morning
First hide in the khazi time for me
Watcha up to today?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 8:36, archived)
The usual
Visit the parents, do some housework, try to get an early night. Looking forward to tomorrow, though, arcades and a nice Chinese meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 8:54, archived)

nice succulent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:08, archived)
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:33, archived)
thought it was all you can eat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt pencilisland, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:36, archived)
Yes
But in a restaurant, you're not supposed to eat the tip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 10:39, archived)
That Reef song is a lot different from how I remember it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:54, archived)

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