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Fucking hell, time to knock this place on the head if this is what it's come to.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:40, archived)
Gaz Mongychops, he knows about knocking things on the head to put them out of their misery

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:47, archived)
Honestly some old french electrician gets done for drugging his wife and letting people pull a train on her and it's all sparks fault

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:51, archived)
Why do people call electricians "sparkies" anyway? If there are sparks then something's gone badly wrong, hasn't it?
It's like calling plumbers "floodies."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:03, archived)
Alright Edison calm down

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:16, archived)
Firemen

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 6:06, archived)
Surgeons

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)
If you knock yourself on the head enough times you won't have to worry about anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:49, archived)
Good-bye-ee! good-bye-ee!. Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee. Tho' it's hard to part I know, I'll be tickled to death to go.
Don't cry-ee! don't sigh-ee!
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee.
Bonsoir old thing, cheerio! chin chin!
Nah-poo! Toodle-oo!
Good-bye-ee!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:50, archived)
Ok I looked, did someone seriously try to dox me?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:09, archived)
Yep, you are an old women .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:16, archived)
oh that's what you meant, I had no idea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:19, archived)
Just Spanish being a dick. It can't be healthy for him .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:39, archived)
what about me, I'm an old woman

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:54, archived)
Moirah I think you are. First rule of him should be don't talk about him.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 0:10, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:43, archived)
hello
It's been over a year since I last spoke to you directly I think. While I was signed out yesterday I saw
this.
I tend to forget all about you until you're mentioned. It makes room for more constructive thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 14:39, archived)
You should try conforming to the moral standards of the religion you pretend to follow.
Lying isn't good. Defending racism isn't good. Providing comfort to lying racists and bullies is not good.

An argument I've seen you make about me several times now is that because b3ta is not THE WORST racist hive on the internet, my fight against your racism can't be real/honest/appropriate because if I really wanted to fight racism I'd hang out at these ostensibly pro-racist places. You should know, and if you had a working sober brain you would know, just what a dishonest and stupid argument this is.

Bou trying to dox you was beyond the pale, but you're still a cunt.

Lest we forget, you put me on ignore because your addled brain could not distinguish between me and bou, so please don't try to justify your stupid actions with post-facto bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:21, archived)
The only cunt here is you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:29, archived)
That's wildly inaccurate.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:54, archived)
Nu uh!
It's well known that Dave Trouser doesn't lie on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 9:18, archived)
Like I said, over a year since we spoke. You still seem just as angry and misguided.
I'm not your enemy. If I die in agony tomorrow you may well laugh but it won't solve a single one of your problems.
You're an angry fool, no more, no less, and that's entirely on you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:46, archived)
Oh yeah I'm so misguided and angry. You're a terrible Buddhist.
You're not my enemy, but you are a dishonest, lying sack of shit and I am pleased to have this opportunity to tell you to your 'face.'

I may well be an angry fool, but you're still a terrible person with an addled and disordered mind. You think that supporting racism is superior to attacking racism. This contradicts your own religion. You're the worst kind of hypocrite. Go fuck yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)
I have posted a link to this page all over X
So be nice to the newcomers!

DEAR NEWCOMERS! PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF!
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:01, archived)
Just what this place needs, more attention starved Nazis.
Why did you delete your hilariously embarrassing mohafa doxxing thread?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:18, archived)
B3ta.com does not allow bullying
Mofaha is a bully. Let's have good conversations and be welcoming.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:28, archived)
He tries to be a bully
but fails miserably on account of the paranoid delusions (largely resulting from his drug abuse), the poor command of reason and logic as evidenced by his weak defence of racism, his stunted rhetorical style (or less charitably, his stunted intellect), and his shallow Buddhist affect.

It's for those reasons that I found it odd to learn you'd discovered he was a woke woman who works as a cognitive behavioural therapist.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:40, archived)
Would you be more impressed if he mounted a really rigorous and impressive defence of racism?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)
I would be more impressed by something more impressive, yes.
I think I understand what you mean though, and my answer is 'kind of.'

E.g. Enoch Powell's flowery intellectual defence of racism and British exceptionalism is more impressive than Tommy Robinson's monosyllabic approach. Kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:03, archived)
#newbiewednesday

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)
hello i'm new

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)
...and you smell like poo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:15, archived)
All the new people need to fuck off and stop diluting the talent

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:18, archived)
Who do those cunts think they fucking are?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:49, archived)
I'm having a shit in Gran Canaria
where are you having a shit?
alt: pls don't burgle my house while I'm away
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:42, archived)
Anywhere that'll take my GODDAMN ass

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:45, archived)
don't cuss

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
long dark tunnel

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)
31 seconds

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)
I really like autumn
I wish I lived in San Francisco, Barnaby Bear etc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)
So I hear you are a woman now ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
?
www.roperandsons.com/obit/jacob-dyer/
"entered into the restful gates of heaven..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:06, archived)
Die-er, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:58, archived)
I think I prefer New York to San Francisco

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
to have a shit in you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:08, archived)
yes

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
if you shit in a condom you can freeze it and then shove it back up your ass, it's called fugging

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:16, archived)
At work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:51, archived)
best place
unless you're the cleaner


...oh
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
Tbf
The toilets on my floor are very clean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:39, archived)
I always take a shit break at work.
If I spend 10 minutes a day shitting and getting paid for it, five days a week, by the end of the year I've spent the equivalent of more than a working week shitting for cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
my work doesn't work like that but it's a good principle

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:47, archived)
Have you got more of a jobbing gig
as opposed to my jobbie gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)
dude quit work and you can shit for free any time you like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)
I was always told “if you’re good at something, never do it for free”
so that’s why I make sure I get paid for shitting and for sucking off old sailors.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
your ageist rhetoric is a stain on our forum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
I'm having a poo at Paul's

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:10, archived)
does he know?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
i hope not

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)
Paul's Pootique?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:09, archived)
Don't bungle the jungle.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:42, archived)
what?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8428829
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)
You heard.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
the word 'what' only has one meaning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
What?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)
you heard

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:35, archived)
Samuel L Jackson couldn't remember his lines on the first take

(Martin Anus, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)
Shaun's

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
is it shaun's? i always thought it was paul's

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)
"I'm going to have a shit a Paul's" ? How would that work?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
this is some impressive /chat logic

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)
On Two Hats' lawn.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)
I'm listening to the new Underworld album
cor, it's tasty! I feel like I'm back in the early naughties!

Enjoyed any newly-released records recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:37, archived)
No I don't listen to music much

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:40, archived)
And when I do I listen to OLD STUFF

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:45, archived)
Because I am OLD

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)
We're all old.
Nobody under 45 has even heard of this place.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:58, archived)
And they NEVER WILL!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:12, archived)
I am under 45 and feeling rather smug about it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:31, archived)
I imagined you as being 35 or so

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:43, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)
What?!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:12, archived)
I don't know what I ever did to offend you Moriah

(ChuckyCheese, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
That Common & Pete Rock album 'does damage'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:42, archived)
-Common & Pete +Pub

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:43, archived)
Looking forward to the new Michael Kiwanuka album.
Booked to see the Pixies next year, haven't heard their new one yet, might not bother because everyone just wants to hear them play the old stuff anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:57, archived)
Kiwanuka is great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:03, archived)
Saw him in Glasgow a couple of years ago, he was fantastic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:10, archived)
Black though.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:24, archived)
In a white world though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
Because WHITE is RIGHT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:28, archived)
Last new album I got was Divisive by Disturbed
It was a Christmas present last year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
did only some people like it?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
I saw them in Halifax earlier in the year, fucking brilliant gig

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:38, archived)
Listening now
It's very good. Great to hear a band that didn't get progressively more shit the older they get.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:46, archived)
mr h please don't drimble :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:42, archived)
Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:44, archived)
This place is like Game of Thrones, they'll all come back for two minutes in season 7 and then be killed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)
By my reckoning this is season 21

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:51, archived)
I've been recast twice after the previous actors died

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:57, archived)
-died +were killed off
I mean it's a shame, but just don't be a dick about it ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)

killed off sacked because of #metoo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)
drimble bells, drimble bells, drimble all the way

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

maybe he's sick of you lot
(Mrs Horrible, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:06, archived)
Shut up Bou.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:08, archived)
It's mrs horrible here
mr horrible is having a bollocking break
(Mrs Horrible, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)
That's a coincidence, because it's Mrs Aardvark here
and I also say shut up Bou.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)
Fuck you, bou

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)

who is this bou i keep hearing about
(Mrs Horrible, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:36, archived)
fuck off brbou

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)
I still think all this is fucksocks. That lads head has never been right. Now living out multiple personalities on a dead forum.odd.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)
Now we have bou and brbou
Which is it?
(Mrs Horrible, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)
I'll tell you what, why don't I just put your needy ass on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:42, archived)
Thou shalt have a ham, cheese and tomato toasted sarmie* for lunch
With a cup of tea.


* South African for sandwich
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:36, archived)
or......not
What are you having?
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:45, archived)
OH OKAY THEN I GET THE MESSAGE

(Fantasma:, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:18, archived)
What's the best way to stop work people from typing tiny bits of messages at a time?
Hi
when they type
like this
and don't get to the point
until they've typed like twelve messages
but you've read them all so far
and the program says they're still typing
typing so slowly
so fucking slowly that you want to scream
like seriously they must be typing with one finger or a head dobber or something
and then finally
they ask a question that could have been five words
is there an appropriate response that's more conducive to positive working relations than "fucking type your message all in one go, you pointless waste of flesh"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:23, archived)
React to every individual message with a thumbs up emoji

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:24, archived)
I like this, it's just the right amount of passive-aggressive for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:34, archived)
There’s someone at work that types like this, it’s like getting the football results in the 80s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:44, archived)
It's me m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:06, archived)
Thought so

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:15, archived)
Must be a woman

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:33, archived)
Weirdly misogynistic, and also wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:34, archived)
It's just been my experience
Maybe it's a generation alpha then
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
The oldest generation alphas are currently 14
so no, none of them are my colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:43, archived)
Ah! Gen Z of course I knew that ;)
Just kidding.
I do the messaging in stages thing (no surprises there) but I notice that men don't. Neither does my sister. She ticks me off about it because she keeps her notifications on for emergencies. So when she's talking to me the phone goes ping ping ping. It's a bad habit.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
Spanishfly has left the chat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:15, archived)
What has happened to Spanishfly?

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
Took my advice and killed himself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:11, archived)
"Hi, can this be summed up as a sound?"

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:44, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmB3gfOMNFo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:49, archived)
LOL!
This is going in my profile :D
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:31, archived)
Reply in haiku

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:50, archived)
I like this idea
I enjoy writing poems
I'll stab you to death
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:54, archived)
Go fuck yourself
Now, in the arse
You cretinous halfwit
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:06, archived)
Needs five syllables
Then it's seven syllables
Then five you shitwank
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)
He could swap the third
and the second lines around
and it still makes sense
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:18, archived)
Not any more though
Since it's been edited now
Stupid fucking cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:19, archived)
But then it would be
Four six four which is still wrong
Anal fistula
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:21, archived)
Seven syllables
consists of five syllables
like five syllables
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)
But five syllables
Is only four syllables
You absolute melt
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
I'm glad they re-wrote the first draft of the rap battles in 8 Mile.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
Seven is easy:
"Fucking stupid fucking cunt."
You see? I told you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:35, archived)
Taking this way 2 seriously m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:12, archived)
I take everything on /talk extremely seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
y tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
Just for a laugh, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:46, archived)
fuck slack and teams
time wasting shite
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
woah, woah
Slack made b3tan Cal Henderson a multi-millionaire.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
WHERE DO I SIGN UP

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:37, archived)
Reply one letter per text
And add a load of hearts and kisses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:59, archived)
K
xxxx ♥♥♥ xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:01, archived)
Yep, that should do the trick

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:24, archived)
Y
♥♥♥ xxxx ♥♥♥ xxxx ♥♥♥ xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:24, archived)
quit, it's very effective

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:33, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 6:56, archived)
morning are kid ey

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:23, archived)
boyo etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:24, archived)
Morning, you bunch of magnificent bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:35, archived)
yeah?
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:37, archived)
Not me
Morning!
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:48, archived)
Fuck you, bou

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:02, archived)
Bou dee boo dee bee pee dee

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:32, archived)
Hump day!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:06, archived)
I'm off tomorrow and Friday
So this is the start of the weekend for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)
Drink Bailleys from a shoe....

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)
I'M OLD GREGG!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:07, archived)
SomeBODY once told me

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:11, archived)
^not the sharpest tool in the shed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)
Yeah, I'm about as sharp as a bucket.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:52, archived)
BUDGET DAY!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:36, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:46, archived)
Happy Prefectural Earthquake Disaster Prevention Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:53, archived)
smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:21, archived)
Bury Garr

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
Barry Garr, age 70, of Forest Hills, New York passed away on Sunday, December 25, 2022.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
say it with more of a scouse accent than a midlands one

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 19:12, archived)
No thanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 19:50, archived)
not you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 20:01, archived)
Barry Garr, ey, age 70, ey, of Forest Hills, ey, New York passed away on Sunday, ey, December 25, ey, 2022, la

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 20:26, archived)
Chalm down chalm down

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 20:52, archived)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 21:41, archived)
I don't really know what a Midlands accent is, no offence.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 22:44, archived)
it's a type of marsupial, i think

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:10, archived)
you should widen your world view

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:10, archived)
You seem particularly chippy about accents these days, is everything OK?
b3ta.com/talk/8408883
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8428743
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:00, archived)
I just had a Tim-Tam,
here is my review: Nicer than a Penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:22, archived)
TRAITOR

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)
I'm a sovereign citizen and I'll enjoy whatever snacks I like.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:39, archived)
well doesn't seem like you enjoy penguins very much

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:39, archived)
I've seen your kind on those cop-cam shows on YouTube!
Weirdos!
"I'm not driving! I am TRAVELLING!" etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:08, archived)
I am not eating I am snacking.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:12, archived)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)
, David, Pants

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:36, archived)

+, AIT +USE
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:33, archived)
Tbf, that bar is fairly low

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)
when you opened your packed lunch, you wanted to see a Club or Gold Bar
next tier down: Taxi or Viscount
when you got a Penguin the disappointment was strong
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:03, archived)
I had lovely packed lunches
We were on free school dinners, but my mate never ate her packed lunch because she ate tons of junk food, so she would sell it to me for 10p.I would sell my lunch ticket for £1.20 and buy smokes. Her mum made fantastic sandwiches and there would always be fresh orange juice and jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)
I remember at one point my mother made us individual quiches
Middle class poncery did not go down terribly well with some of the other kids, and they were fucking disgusting too
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)
I won't call it by it's posh name, it's egg flan and it's fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:04, archived)
I've always hated it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
Give quiche a chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:31, archived)
I have that t-shirt

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)
without venetian blinds it'd be curtains for us all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:41, archived)
I like it but it must be done right.

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)
anal, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 19:34, archived)
Did it go all watery in the lunchbox?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:18, archived)
they came in little round non stick tins
they might have been soggy, tbh I never ate them so I don't know, used to bung them out the window
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
This is clearly the rose-tinted version of how you bullied some other kid out of their lunch every day, isn't it?
WHERE ARE THEY NOW, EH? Do you even know?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
killed themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:28, archived)
I never bullied anyone
She became a hippy and lives in a commune somewhere now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)
somewhere in the 60s

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
Cornwall, I think
Haven't spoken to her in 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)
No trio?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)
ooh good point, trio were top tier

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:53, archived)
TRIIIIOOOOOOOooooooo
i want a trio and i want one now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:59, archived)
that's taking up valuable memory i could be using for something else

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)
I knew you were alright, Queef's.
#ClubGang
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:09, archived)
Someone kept knicking the snacks out of my lunchbox
Until I injected a Riva with washing up liquid
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)
Sweet sweet (and soapy) revenge

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)
antarctica!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:36, archived)
my wife swears blind Australian sweets/chocolates are the best in the world
when she was sick her cousin sent over a care package containing a load of them. Nothing above 'yeah these aren't bad I suppose', she's full of shit. Cherry Ripes were the best of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:02, archived)
Lol ripe

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:29, archived)
I assume this is all gay slang for something unspeakably perverse.
Could you draw a diagram?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
I could but I would be breaking the law by doing so.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)
why don't you go live in Timtamistan then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:35, archived)
biscuit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:02, archived)
Yum
I don't understand people who have *A* biscuit. I understand people who have a packet of biscuits.
/autistic and fat
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:49, archived)
I would have thought it'd be more of an understanding of an empty packet...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:14, archived)
Yes, me understand empty packet
*scoff*
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:07, archived)
not a fan of ethnic foods
hate Oreos too
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:26, archived)
P-P-P-PISS OFF

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
I think I can hear stuj crying as he touches another penguin.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:37, archived)
afternoon smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:24, archived)
I guess not me

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:25, archived)
all are welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:26, archived)
All is smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)
Thanks

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)
smegless

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:45, archived)
Smegless in Seattle, starring Smeg Ryan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:45, archived)
heh

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:10, archived)
Night cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:18, archived)
Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:22, archived)
No photos pls.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:37, archived)
Knight Cheese 2: Sir Smegalot

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:38, archived)
30 Rock

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:14, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 6:43, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:06, archived)
Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:42, archived)
awning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:26, archived)
^ got no legs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:42, archived)
Cheers 🪦

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:50, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:54, archived)
can't stand up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 9:49, archived)
Not me

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:55, archived)
Correct.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 8:08, archived)
Cheers

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 8:43, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 8:46, archived)
Not me I know I know

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 8:56, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 9:48, archived)
Thanks

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:14, archived)

🍻
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 10:24, archived)
pouring one out for my fallen b3tans
🫗
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 10:33, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 10:40, archived)

pour curl
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 10:41, archived)
You could have just said "mourning".

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 10:42, archived)
mourning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 11:01, archived)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 11:05, archived)
TOO. FAR.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)

O. + T, OR NOT TO FART
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 11:58, archived)
decomposing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 11:56, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 11:57, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)
Big B3ta Book of Popup Paper Bollocks, Yeah
Customizable! Have an exciting double-page popup tableau featuring a model of your own unique testicular endowment included in this sumptuous skin-bound limited edition tome!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)
Every Day I Leg You Less And Less

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 22:23, archived)
Don't Leg The Sun Go Down On You

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 2:02, archived)
I don't have any testicular endowment

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:44, archived)
you can't have a discount if that's what you're after

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:47, archived)
I assume AI is in charge of subtitles in movies now
6 times 'I LOVE YOU' was deciphered from actors simply breathing
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 28 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)
no more ai love you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 18:42, archived)
Legless is leaving me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)
Legless on the midnight train to Georgia

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:05, archived)
That's why I'm Legless, Legless like Sunday morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:06, archived)
Love ActAIlly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 18:59, archived)
And too many fingers lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:04, archived)
Lifeless
Cheers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 10:46, archived)
Blimey what a shock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)

sh c
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:54, archived)
:(

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)
Cheered

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 10:59, archived)
Congratulations You'll be dead before she does any of that. (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:18, Ignore, closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:01, archived)
Classic social hand grenade!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:02, archived)
No trauma dumping please.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:06, archived)
Trumping, for short.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)
Parp

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 13:03, archived)
Ah, fuck
He was amusingly mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)
I feel slightly bad seeing I created this account specifically to troll him

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:31, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 12:08, archived)
Cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 12:10, archived)
Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 12:15, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:14, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
Well at least you can stop posting now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:55, archived)
👍

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:15, archived)
Pyres

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)
Thought he'd died yonks ago

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:40, archived)
Yeah I thought he was already dead too
I'm sure someone here told me he was recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:36, archived)
I assumed he was.
He was tweeting about having stage 4 lung cancer during covid lockdown - he did well to last until now, all things considered.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)
that's sad. i loved him in lord of the rings

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
Orlando DOOMED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:29, archived)
Sean BEEN

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:22, archived)
Viggo MORTensen

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:23, archived)
Ian McSmellin'*

*cos he's like dead and shit yeah, get it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:50, archived)
Elija Won't

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 19:23, archived)
GONE CEASE-DIEvies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 21:59, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:02, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:05, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:05, archived)
Morning ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:27, archived)
actually, I think you’ll find it’s morning
Please think carefully next time
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:06, archived)
but the clocks!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:08, archived)
Stop the clocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:41, archived)

l
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:34, archived)
Good morning !

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:23, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:24, archived)
Ok
:(
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:59, archived)
Grey and drizzly morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:20, archived)
one year today my brother croaked
going to be a tough day today
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:29, archived)
The first anniversary is the worst
Don't try not to think about him, or you'll end up in tears tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:17, archived)
Genuinely sorry.

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)
Ach I'm sorry
there's not much more I can say. Sounds like unmittegated shit.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:13, archived)
Mornflops

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:03, archived)
smyls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:28, archived)
I want to get a trumpet
I've not played brass in decades and I'd love to get back into it. I've discovered that as I've grown older I've become a lot more diligent about practise so I recon I could be borderline mediocre within a year of regular playing... Not sure if my neighbours could cope though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:32, archived)

get a be a s
br with my
into up
ecome ought
igent dos
about practice
+a
mediocre player personality case
pl g
neighbours bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)
this is like universally challenged

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:24, archived)
The payoff is worth it, I promise.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:28, archived)
yes. thank you for your effort.
that's really quite remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:45, archived)
I'm glad I persevered here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 19:23, archived)
I'm still sore that my strikey-g about going to an Asian child brothel with Gonz died with your old account. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 19:30, archived)
It's the little things we remember

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:07, archived)
fucking hell that's dark even by my standards

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)

oh no
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 23:42, archived)
go on then, i read it, it's worth it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:14, archived)
Runcorn incident thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6244gk9d4po
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:43, archived)
I can't sleep because I think I'm a bit manic
I'm sure posting on here will help. 🙄
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 0:17, archived)
shall we do a seance maybe an old user will turn up
who should we try to contact?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 20:45, archived)
rob

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:00, archived)
i bought three of that cunt's books and not even a thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:42, archived)
what a prick

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:58, archived)
sticklebricks, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:21, archived)
obvs

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:50, archived)
actually
I'd like Dawn Syndrome back
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:00, archived)
Legless

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:16, archived)
not really, Drimble obv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
i miss Adolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quiñones

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:21, archived)
only joking
Sammi are you there?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:30, archived)
Taken 2 soon Hun 🫶

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:03, archived)
Best get your ouija board out.
Cheers.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Oct 2024, 6:27, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:31, archived)
or diankale
rip
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:32, archived)
Fuck knows

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:39, archived)
Gonzo was nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:41, archived)
ffs

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:59, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:05, archived)
He was lovely
I was stranded in London and he gave me his couch for the night, ordered a nice meal on just eat and told me how to get to the hospital easier than I'd been told. Say what you like about him, he was there when I needed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:00, archived)
i liked him. we did anal.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:02, archived)
Before or after the bionic bumhole,

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:06, archived)
during

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:07, archived)
Lovely fellow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:04, archived)
He really is

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:07, archived)
He hasn't got a bad bone in his body.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:14, archived)
I've never met him and even I know he's no asshole

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:17, archived)
He literally got his mum to pick me up from the station
I had no idea where I was, I would have been lost without him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:20, archived)
You've got this thread sewn up

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:34, archived)
mofaha fitted Gonzo's bionic bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:43, archived)
i never said it fitted

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:21, archived)
early adopters are so brave
that was Gonzo all over. a bionic bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:50, archived)
Not at all

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:17, archived)
Gonz bought me one of the icons once
I wish he would come back
His spelling was quirky and hilarious
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 0:24, archived)

you might get another icon out of him you scrounging shitbag
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:05, archived)
I did not scrounge it
He bought it out of the goodness of his heart
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:01, archived)

Saltwater Australian.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:11, archived)
i don't want to talk about it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:34, archived)
ok babe x

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:48, archived)
:'(

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 0:13, archived)

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