Fucking hell, time to knock this place on the head if this is what it's come to.(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:40, archived)
Gaz Mongychops, he knows about knocking things on the head to put them out of their misery (, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:47, archived)
Honestly some old french electrician gets done for drugging his wife and letting people pull a train on her and it's all sparks fault (
mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:51,
archived)
Why do people call electricians "sparkies" anyway? If there are sparks then something's gone badly wrong, hasn't it?It's like calling plumbers "floodies."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:03,
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If you knock yourself on the head enough times you won't have to worry about anything.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:49,
archived)
Good-bye-ee! good-bye-ee!. Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee. Tho' it's hard to part I know, I'll be tickled to death to go.Don't cry-ee! don't sigh-ee!
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee.
Bonsoir old thing, cheerio! chin chin!
Nah-poo! Toodle-oo!
Good-bye-ee!
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mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:50,
archived)
Ok I looked, did someone seriously try to dox me?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:09,
archived)
oh that's what you meant, I had no idea (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:19,
archived)
Just Spanish being a dick. It can't be healthy for him . (
mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 23:39,
archived)
Moirah I think you are. First rule of him should be don't talk about him. (
mongychops, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 0:10,
archived)
helloIt's been over a year since I last spoke to you directly I think. While I was signed out yesterday I saw
this.
I tend to forget all about you until you're mentioned. It makes room for more constructive thoughts.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 14:39,
archived)
You should try conforming to the moral standards of the religion you pretend to follow.Lying isn't good. Defending racism isn't good. Providing comfort to lying racists and bullies is not good.
An argument I've seen you make about me several times now is that because b3ta is not THE WORST racist hive on the internet, my fight against your racism can't be real/honest/appropriate because if I really wanted to fight racism I'd hang out at these ostensibly pro-racist places. You should know, and if you had a working sober brain you would know, just what a dishonest and stupid argument this is.
Bou trying to dox you was beyond the pale, but you're still a cunt.
Lest we forget, you put me on ignore because your addled brain could not distinguish between me and bou, so please don't try to justify your stupid actions with post-facto bullshit.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:21,
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The only cunt here is you.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:29,
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That's wildly inaccurate. (
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:54,
archived)
Nu uh!It's well known that Dave Trouser doesn't lie on the Internet.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 9:18,
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Like I said, over a year since we spoke. You still seem just as angry and misguided. I'm not your enemy. If I die in agony tomorrow you may well laugh but it won't solve a single one of your problems.
You're an angry fool, no more, no less, and that's entirely on you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:46,
archived)
Oh yeah I'm so misguided and angry. You're a terrible Buddhist.You're not my enemy, but you are a dishonest, lying sack of shit and I am pleased to have this opportunity to tell you to your 'face.'
I may well be an angry fool, but you're still a terrible person with an addled and disordered mind. You think that supporting racism is superior to attacking racism. This contradicts your own religion. You're the worst kind of hypocrite. Go fuck yourself.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 18:00,
archived)
I have posted a link to this page all over XSo be nice to the newcomers!
DEAR NEWCOMERS! PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:01, archived)
Just what this place needs, more attention starved Nazis.Why did you delete your hilariously embarrassing mohafa doxxing thread?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:18,
archived)
B3ta.com does not allow bullying Mofaha is a bully. Let's have good conversations and be welcoming.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:28, archived)
He tries to be a bullybut fails miserably on account of the paranoid delusions (largely resulting from his drug abuse), the poor command of reason and logic as evidenced by his weak defence of racism, his stunted rhetorical style (or less charitably, his stunted intellect), and his shallow Buddhist affect.
It's for those reasons that I found it odd to learn you'd discovered he was a woke woman who works as a cognitive behavioural therapist.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:40,
archived)
Would you be more impressed if he mounted a really rigorous and impressive defence of racism?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:08,
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I would be more impressed by something more impressive, yes.I think I understand what you mean though, and my answer is 'kind of.'
E.g. Enoch Powell's flowery intellectual defence of racism and British exceptionalism is more impressive than Tommy Robinson's monosyllabic approach. Kind of.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:03,
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All the new people need to fuck off and stop diluting the talent(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:18,
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I'm having a shit in Gran Canariawhere are you having a shit?
alt: pls don't burgle my house while I'm away
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:42, archived)
Anywhere that'll take my GODDAMN ass(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:45,
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long dark tunnel(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:57,
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I really like autumnI wish I lived in San Francisco, Barnaby Bear etc
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:50,
archived)
?www.roperandsons.com/obit/jacob-dyer/
"entered into the restful gates of heaven..."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:06,
archived)
if you shit in a condom you can freeze it and then shove it back up your ass, it's called fugging(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:16,
archived)
At work (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:51,
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Tbf The toilets on my floor are very clean
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:39,
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I always take a shit break at work. If I spend 10 minutes a day shitting and getting paid for it, five days a week, by the end of the year I've spent the equivalent of more than a working week shitting for cash.
(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:53,
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Have you got more of a jobbing gigas opposed to my jobbie gig?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:01,
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dude quit work and you can shit for free any time you like (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:10,
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I was always told “if you’re good at something, never do it for free”so that’s why I make sure I get paid for shitting and for sucking off old sailors.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:17,
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your ageist rhetoric is a stain on our forum(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:21,
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I'm having a poo at Paul's (
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:10,
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is it shaun's? i always thought it was paul's(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:47,
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"I'm going to have a shit a Paul's" ? How would that work?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:17,
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I'm listening to the new Underworld albumcor, it's tasty! I feel like I'm back in the early naughties!
Enjoyed any newly-released records recently?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:37,
archived)
And they NEVER WILL!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:12,
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I am under 45 and feeling rather smug about it.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:31,
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Looking forward to the new Michael Kiwanuka album.Booked to see the Pixies next year, haven't heard their new one yet, might not bother because everyone just wants to hear them play the old stuff anyway.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:57, archived)
Last new album I got was Divisive by Disturbed It was a Christmas present last year
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:16,
archived)
I saw them in Halifax earlier in the year, fucking brilliant gig(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:38,
archived)
Listening nowIt's very good. Great to hear a band that didn't get progressively more shit the older they get.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:46,
archived)
This place is like Game of Thrones, they'll all come back for two minutes in season 7 and then be killed.(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)
-died +were killed offI mean it's a shame, but just don't be a dick about it ok
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 14:03,
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drimble bells, drimble bells, drimble all the way (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 14:24,
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It's mrs horrible heremr horrible is having a bollocking break
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)
That's a coincidence, because it's Mrs Aardvark hereand I also say shut up Bou.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:51,
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I still think all this is fucksocks. That lads head has never been right. Now living out multiple personalities on a dead forum.odd. (
mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:34,
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I'll tell you what, why don't I just put your needy ass on ignore(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:42,
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Thou shalt have a ham, cheese and tomato toasted sarmie* for lunch With a cup of tea.
* South African for sandwich
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:36, archived)
What's the best way to stop work people from typing tiny bits of messages at a time?Hi
when they type
like this
and don't get to the point
until they've typed like twelve messages
but you've read them all so far
and the program says they're still typing
typing so slowly
so fucking slowly that you want to scream
like seriously they must be typing with one finger or a head dobber or something
and then finally
they ask a question that could have been five words
is there an appropriate response that's more conducive to positive working relations than "fucking type your message all in one go, you pointless waste of flesh"?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:23,
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React to every individual message with a thumbs up emoji (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:24,
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I like this, it's just the right amount of passive-aggressive for me.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:34,
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There’s someone at work that types like this, it’s like getting the football results in the 80s(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:44,
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Weirdly misogynistic, and also wrong.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:34,
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It's just been my experienceMaybe it's a generation alpha then
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
The oldest generation alphas are currently 14so no, none of them are my colleagues.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:43,
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Ah! Gen Z of course I knew that ;) Just kidding.
I do the messaging in stages thing (no surprises there) but I notice that men don't. Neither does my sister. She ticks me off about it because she keeps her notifications on for emergencies. So when she's talking to me the phone goes ping ping ping. It's a bad habit.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
I like this ideaI enjoy writing poems
I'll stab you to death
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:54,
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Needs five syllablesThen it's seven syllables
Then five you shitwank
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:13,
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He could swap the thirdand the second lines around
and it still makes sense
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:18, archived)
Not any more thoughSince it's been edited now
Stupid fucking cunt
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:19, archived)
But then it would beFour six four which is still wrong
Anal fistula
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:21,
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But five syllablesIs only four syllables
You absolute melt
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:39,
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I'm glad they re-wrote the first draft of the rap battles in 8 Mile.(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
Seven is easy:"Fucking stupid fucking cunt."
You see? I told you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:35,
archived)
I take everything on /talk extremely seriously.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 13:32,
archived)
Just for a laugh, really.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 15:46,
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fuck slack and teamstime wasting shite
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:42,
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woah, woahSlack made b3tan Cal Henderson a multi-millionaire.
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$$ ✅, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:48,
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Reply one letter per textAnd add a load of hearts and kisses
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:59,
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Yep, that should do the trick (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:24,
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Y♥♥♥ xxxx ♥♥♥ xxxx ♥♥♥ xxxx
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 12:24,
archived)
Morning, you bunch of magnificent bastards.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:35,
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I'm off tomorrow and Friday So this is the start of the weekend for me
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:37,
archived)
Drink Bailleys from a shoe....(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 10:14,
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I'M OLD GREGG!(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 11:51,
archived)
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:07,
archived)
^not the sharpest tool in the shed (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:37,
archived)
Yeah, I'm about as sharp as a bucket.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 9:52,
archived)
Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:46,
archived)
Barry Garr, age 70, of Forest Hills, New York passed away on Sunday, December 25, 2022.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:28,
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Barry Garr, ey, age 70, ey, of Forest Hills, ey, New York passed away on Sunday, ey, December 25, ey, 2022, la(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 20:26,
archived)
it's a type of marsupial, i think(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:10,
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You seem particularly chippy about accents these days, is everything OK?b3ta.com/talk/8408883
(, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 8:59, archived)
I just had a Tim-Tam,here is my review: Nicer than a Penguin.
(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:22,
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I'm a sovereign citizen and I'll enjoy whatever snacks I like.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:39,
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well doesn't seem like you enjoy penguins very much(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:39,
archived)
I've seen your kind on those cop-cam shows on YouTube!Weirdos!
"I'm not driving! I am TRAVELLING!" etc
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:08,
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I am not eating I am snacking.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:12,
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Tbf, that bar is fairly low (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:28,
archived)
when you opened your packed lunch, you wanted to see a Club or Gold Barnext tier down: Taxi or Viscount
when you got a Penguin the disappointment was strong
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:03,
archived)
I had lovely packed lunches We were on free school dinners, but my mate never ate her packed lunch because she ate tons of junk food, so she would sell it to me for 10p.I would sell my lunch ticket for £1.20 and buy smokes. Her mum made fantastic sandwiches and there would always be fresh orange juice and jaffa cakes
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:07,
archived)
I remember at one point my mother made us individual quichesMiddle class poncery did not go down terribly well with some of the other kids, and they were fucking disgusting too
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:52,
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I won't call it by it's posh name, it's egg flan and it's fucking rank (
mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:04,
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Give quiche a chance.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:31,
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I have that t-shirt (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47,
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without venetian blinds it'd be curtains for us all(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:41,
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Did it go all watery in the lunchbox?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:18,
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they came in little round non stick tinsthey might have been soggy, tbh I never ate them so I don't know, used to bung them out the window
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:27,
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This is clearly the rose-tinted version of how you bullied some other kid out of their lunch every day, isn't it?WHERE ARE THEY NOW, EH? Do you even know?!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16,
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I never bullied anyone She became a hippy and lives in a commune somewhere now
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47,
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Cornwall, I think Haven't spoken to her in 30 years
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:32,
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TRIIIIOOOOOOOoooooooi want a trio and i want one now
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:59,
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that's taking up valuable memory i could be using for something else(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:01,
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I knew you were alright, Queef's.#ClubGang
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:09,
archived)
Someone kept knicking the snacks out of my lunchboxUntil I injected a Riva with washing up liquid
(, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)
my wife swears blind Australian sweets/chocolates are the best in the worldwhen she was sick her cousin sent over a care package containing a load of them. Nothing above 'yeah these aren't bad I suppose', she's full of shit. Cherry Ripes were the best of them.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:02,
archived)
I assume this is all gay slang for something unspeakably perverse. Could you draw a diagram?
(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:26,
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I could but I would be breaking the law by doing so.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:30,
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why don't you go live in Timtamistan then(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:35,
archived)
biscuit racist m8(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:02,
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YumI don't understand people who have *A* biscuit. I understand people who have a packet of biscuits.
/autistic and fat
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I would have thought it'd be more of an understanding of an empty packet...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:14,
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I think I can hear stuj crying as he touches another penguin.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:37,
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Night cheese(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:18,
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Cheese (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:22,
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No photos pls.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 13:37,
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You could have just said "mourning".(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 10:42,
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Big B3ta Book of Popup Paper Bollocks, Yeah Customizable! Have an exciting double-page popup tableau featuring a model of your own unique testicular endowment included in this sumptuous skin-bound limited edition tome!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 22:19,
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I don't have any testicular endowment (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:44,
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you can't have a discount if that's what you're after (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:47,
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I assume AI is in charge of subtitles in movies now6 times 'I LOVE YOU' was deciphered from actors simply breathing
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no more ai love you(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 18:42,
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Legless on the midnight train to Georgia(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:05,
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That's why I'm Legless, Legless like Sunday morning(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:06,
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Congratulations You'll be dead before she does any of that. (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:18, Ignore, closed) (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:01,
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No trauma dumping please.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:06,
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Ah, fuck He was amusingly mental
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:15,
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I feel slightly bad seeing I created this account specifically to troll him(
Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:31,
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Cheers (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:47,
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Well at least you can stop posting now.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:55,
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Yeah I thought he was already dead tooI'm sure someone here told me he was recently.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:36,
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I assumed he was.He was tweeting about having stage 4 lung cancer during covid lockdown - he did well to last until now, all things considered.
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that's sad. i loved him in lord of the rings(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:27,
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Ian McSmellin'**cos he's like dead and shit yeah, get it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 17:50,
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actually, I think you’ll find it’s morning Please think carefully next time
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:06,
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Grey and drizzly morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:20,
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one year today my brother croakedgoing to be a tough day today
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:29,
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The first anniversary is the worst Don't try not to think about him, or you'll end up in tears tonight
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:17,
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Ach I'm sorrythere's not much more I can say. Sounds like unmittegated shit.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:13,
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I want to get a trumpetI've not played brass in decades and I'd love to get back into it. I've discovered that as I've grown older I've become a lot more diligent about practise so I recon I could be borderline mediocre within a year of regular playing... Not sure if my neighbours could cope though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:32,
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+a
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 11:37,
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this is like universally challenged(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:24,
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yes. thank you for your effort.that's really quite remarkable.
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 16:45,
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I'm still sore that my strikey-g about going to an Asian child brothel with Gonz died with your old account. :((
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Oct 2024, 19:30,
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fucking hell that's dark even by my standards(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 20:08,
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Runcorn incident threadwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6244gk9d4po
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:43,
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I can't sleep because I think I'm a bit manicI'm sure posting on here will help. 🙄
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shall we do a seance maybe an old user will turn upwho should we try to contact?
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 20:45,
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i bought three of that cunt's books and not even a thank you(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:42,
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i miss Adolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quiñones(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:21,
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only jokingSammi are you there?
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:30,
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Fuck knows (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:39,
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He was lovely I was stranded in London and he gave me his couch for the night, ordered a nice meal on just eat and told me how to get to the hospital easier than I'd been told. Say what you like about him, he was there when I needed him.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:00,
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i liked him. we did anal.(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:02,
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Before or after the bionic bumhole,(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:06,
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He really is (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:07,
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He hasn't got a bad bone in his body.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:14,
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I've never met him and even I know he's no asshole(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:17,
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He literally got his mum to pick me up from the station I had no idea where I was, I would have been lost without him
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:20,
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mofaha fitted Gonzo's bionic bumhole(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:43,
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early adopters are so bravethat was Gonzo all over. a bionic bumhole.
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 23:50,
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Not at all (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:17,
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Gonz bought me one of the icons once I wish he would come back
His spelling was quirky and hilarious
(, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 0:24, archived)
you might get another icon out of him you scrounging shitbag
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:05,
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I did not scrounge itHe bought it out of the goodness of his heart
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