I'm making my tea
- potato and leek gratin and kievs.


Do we write kyivs now? Or is food nomenclature unaffected by war?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

only fart wearing woofters eat those

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

We are all made of farts
- Moby
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)

all farts taste the same

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)

Racist

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)

I've never done a load of ketemine. So I got some. I'm going to see if I can find this k hole people talk about. So far alright, don't feel that fucked

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

Alright, Matthew Perry's corpse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:54, archived)

I did offer to inject it but nobody would take me to get needles. Seems a bit shit so far this buzz. I'll keep going

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:56, archived)

Line
1 nothing
2 nothing
3 nothing
4 k hole
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)

Lovely, what I'm after

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

brilliant

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)

k bum
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)

Not even that yet

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 20:00, archived)

the secret to k is little by little. it builds up and can get very trippy
but once you stop the trippyness fades in 20-ish mins. it can get seriously fucking weird tho. like, the world seeming to be molten wax or feeling like you are between universes and if you move you'll fall out of reality weird.

i quite like it.
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

i used to play online poker on k and did quite well.
but then i also came 2nd in an irl poker game on mushrooms, so, i dunno
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:00, archived)

Were you the only one playing?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:03, archived)

He always plays with himself
Selfish cunt
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:06, archived)

That's what I'm after

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

Mongy I'm sure mushrooms are better

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)

different. if it goes south you're in for a long ride with mushrooms depending on how many you've had/strength of fresh ones
ketamine also has anti anxiety properties for some chemical reason i can't remember so the trippyness is not usually scary and it doesn't last for hours.
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

^this
It's all over before you know it
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:24, archived)

I dated the sister of the first person in the UK to die from ket use
but don't worry it was because she did loads and fucked up her bladder so it wasn't immediate, reckon you're safe.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 Nov 2024, 2:12, archived)

No idea
But I get irrationally annoyed when people say hunter's chicken. When did that start? Do food producers think that we're too stupid to say chicken cacciatore?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)

It's a name that doesn't even make sense.
You don't need to "hunt" chickens in the first place. They're domesticated.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:38, archived)

maybe it's like a ploughman's lunch?
he took the chicken with him in case he didn't catch anything
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:53, archived)

hunter's laptop

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:51, archived)

hunter's bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)

chicken cacciatore isn't like any hunters chicken I've ever eaten

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:56, archived)

i don't believe you know any hunters

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 20:45, archived)

in Italian, cacciatore roughly translates to “hunter”, meaning that those who prepared this meal usually hunted the chicken themselves

hence the name, i guess
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:57, archived)

Shut up bou

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 21:09, archived)

I know
But all through my childhood and until I was about 35, it was called chicken cacciatore, it's like they dumbed it down.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 22:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430283
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)

Muahahaha
youtu.be/nVNAqNZcpB4?si=9B4or1unBcs7zUvF
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:23, archived)

I take it all back

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:26, archived)

Just relax a little
Everything is OK
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:30, archived)

Everything except your mental state

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:31, archived)

is mr horrible on holiday or ... ?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:34, archived)

I don't know. When he was on holiday in America he still found the time to post
I'm actually quite worried. I hope he hasn't died
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:54, archived)

I'm okay
I had a nice day so I'm happy
I watched a good movie
A Different Man with an excellent British actor in it called Pearson
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

---->
/links is over there
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:39, archived)

She knows

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

I know but the hotel California is relevant to /talk and me

Because I can't leave
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)

Yeah we get it you fucking spacker

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:07, archived)

Thank you it's nice to be appreciated

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

10 PRINT "Sebastian Winnett is a scarf-wearing cockhound"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)

Dixons will be furious

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)

Is he related to Tarquin Dangleberry?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:44, archived)

Cousins, I believe.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:52, archived)

Twice removed

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)

hoth gone? how sad.

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)

He grew back?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)

Sebastian has a busy practice in serious fraud and is frequently instructed as a led junior in complex multi-handed matters, IYKWIM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:36, archived)

no

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

What about comedy fraud?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:27, archived)

He slagged off people that had been kind enough to share intimacy with him.
That's cunt behaviour.
( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:10, archived)

his heart wasn't in it

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

You don't go online and be a cunt about it. Not gentleman behaviour.

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

You're right.

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

I'm Sebastian Winnett but my heart's not in it
I'm paying the price of living life at the limit
Caught up in the century's anxiety
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 22:34, archived)

SATURDAY! YAY!
I'm so happy!
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 9:50, archived)

Me too
b3ta.com/talk/8430201
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 13:55, archived)

thanks

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:27, archived)

It's cool
I worry she is gonna top herself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:50, archived)

she's happy why would she do that

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

So was Robin Williams

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:53, archived)

no he was a comedian.

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430130
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:00, archived)

I won't. I'm ok...

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:26, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:25, archived)

morning evening

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:28, archived)

You weird old wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:34, archived)

bit rude m8

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:43, archived)

爪ㄖ尺几丨几Ꮆ

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)

how dare you, my mother's a saint!

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 9:47, archived)

More nino?
You want MORE El-Nino?!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 11:25, archived)

runes are imbued with magical earth energies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:40, archived)

or is that batteries

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:55, archived)

it's morning
somewhere I guess
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 12:09, archived)

here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)

You are all doing very well on the new endeavour.
You know what it is. Dave Trouser is impressed at your will power thus far.

Keep it up, and have a lovely weekend!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:44, archived)

nobody knows what you're talking about you weird old wanker

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)

It's you isn't it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)

Nope. I don't stoop to such levels.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)

i'm trying to watch harry potter as an adult and i'm finding it really hard
apart from everything else Stewart Lee keeps jumping into my head and yelling 'have you read the harry potter and the tree of nothing? no i haven't. but i have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary william blake, so fuck off' and it's making it rather difficult to pay attention
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)

Yeah I think that’s because it’s for kids
and fairly dimwitted kids at that.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)

i've been told by so many adults how great it is and i'm finding it super tough going
but then i am being lazy and watching it on netflix, the books might be better. but i haven't got time for that shit
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)

Are these adults younger than 40-45?
If so, they had a chance to grow up with the books and films and they can be excused for thinking it’s good, if not forgiven.

If they’re older than 45 then they most likely have kids of their own, or they just have bad taste.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)

yeah i think the magic of watching/reading with their kids has polluted them

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

I like them
Which should tell you all you need to know about them.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 10:09, archived)

Back in the day, I printed out a bunch of A4 "posters" at work.
They just had "Snape kills Dumbledore" on them, and left them face down in a few spots on my desk.

1) Nosey fucks turned them over.
2) Grown adults obsessing over childrens' books got upset.

The overlap between people that can't mind their own business, and infantile real-world obsessions, is quite large.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:06, archived)

that whole thing was pretty low for everyone involved
you too
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

just because i don't like it doesn't mean i have to be a cunt about it

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:11, archived)

Said "MiseryCunt", on the Internet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)

Nah.
They kept comparing every-fucking-thing to Potterland, even work stuff. Inserting it into every conversation they could. Keep in mind, these people were in their late 30s and 40s *back then*.

It worked. They stopped doing it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)

taking an interest in you? yes i expect they did.

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)

No, we got more work done instead.
I'd do it again too.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)

oh that's alright then.

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

are you very upset about the snape thing then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)

cunt killed dumbledore an then he dies irl

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:16, archived)

Alan Wreckman

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:23, archived)

Anal Dick-man, more like!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:27, archived)

OMGLOL that is such a Hermione thing to do!
You absolute Hufflepoofter.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

MUDBLOOD!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

I am sending the drones to punish you right now.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:17, archived)

i read the first book and it was worse than the movie, which itself was pretty bad I thought.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:07, archived)

yeah but all books are worse than films cos films are in colour now

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)

but books have a smell

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)

all books smell the same

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)

Racist

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)

^mungle

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:47, archived)

Mary Muggle and Midge

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)

I started watching the first film in the year 2000 and stopped it after about 20 minutes,
wizards can get fucked.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)

Thank you Mr Grace

( mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)

I don't get this reference.
Soz.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:19, archived)

I'm sitting here playing with my pussy so I can't comment right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)

Mittens!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)

Captain peacock my pussy was soaked

( mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430167
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:48, archived)

<s>ea</s>oo

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)

Cricket innit

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:49, archived)

That US stocks fund I'm in has gone up 6.3% in the space of about 6 months, get in.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:25, archived)

My pænus has gone up your nan 6.3%

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)

Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)

I'm on 190% with some investments.
It's been a good year. I hate doing my own tax returns though, might employ someone else to do it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)

it's called an accountant you fucking pleb

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)

omg really?! Thanks man! Didn't know.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:32, archived)

i'm here to help
i just can't believe you ruined harry potter. you bastard.
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

<3

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

Yes, his arse was in tatters. "YOU'RE A WIZARD'S SLEEVE HARRY"

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:00, archived)

rowling did that already m8

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)

wot a bitch

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:29, archived)

Does anyone know someone whose partner is an accountant?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)

i think accountants are solitary creatures
so, no.
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:35, archived)

st c
nd ck
+ my arse
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)

Airplane! On telly tonight
might do massive drugs to make it funny
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:03, archived)

Careful not to take a massive overdose and die of an exploded heart/liver/brain, now.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:13, archived)

then now then

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:14, archived)

It is funny.

( mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

it's a little bit funny

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)

Alright Elton

( mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)

Now that IS funny

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)

that's the joke

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

IDGI

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

i know it's not much but it's the best I can do

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)

now i'm listening to goodbye yellow brick road (went on a title binge)
probably be listening to that fucking prick all night now. he did do some great songs.

fuck it. might even fire the amps up and listen on my new speakers
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)

I saw Rocket Man, didn't really expect to enjoy it much but I thought it was great

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:45, archived)

yeah it was a great new take on economic migration
VOTE TRUMP!
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)

it's too late :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:57, archived)

oh no

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)

Chucklesome
at best
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)

2 was better. 1 is still solid and groundbreaking to me.

( mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)

got to fix my mum's friend's computer on sunday so ordered some usb sticks from amazon for 1337 70015
cunts are delivering between 8 & 10pm. i'm usually in bed by half 7 because old. fucking twats
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:06, archived)

Stop reading my
'I'm sorry I've written a joke'
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)

i've never read anything you've written

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

I can't read or write
bully
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

haha that was a little bit funny

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

😁

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

Haha you like flashdisks

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)

Hi guys, are you all enjoying World Urbanism Day?

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:21, archived)

Yeah it's great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:23, archived)

Don't forget to check out the blog:
planninginspectorate.blog.gov.uk/2022/11/08/its-world-town-planning-day-what-does-it-mean-to-be-a-planner/
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)

best one yet I reckon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:26, archived)

Ditto

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)

I'm really going to town on it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)

👍

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:37, archived)

Karl's my favourite Urban.
Who's yours? You *can* say Adolf.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:46, archived)

He made an excellent McCoy

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:47, archived)

He was a great Judge Dredd too.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:07, archived)

You people make me sick.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:02, archived)

I'm quite partial to Pope Urban II.
He was a mean freestyle MC, had some gnarly skateboard tricks up his sleeve, and was widely respected as a tagger as well.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:05, archived)

He was basically the Queef of his day, in other words.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)

Keith

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:14, archived)

Cookie Collective

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:08, archived)

You're supposed to keep that secret

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:50, archived)

Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

No
I'm visiting my dad, but as soon as I got here, he had to go for a scan, because they cocked up the one they did this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:46, archived)

:(

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:52, archived)

I returned home from getting my FIRST EVER pair of glasses
to some urgent work, so yes and no.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)

Shot glasses?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:18, archived)

Don't mind if I do*
*I'm not really into shots
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:20, archived)

shut up foureyes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:24, archived)

I'm over here

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:34, archived)

they look good on you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:20, archived)

No doxxing pls.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)

ok they look ridiculous

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)

and no bullying kthx

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)

so what is it we do here, just... talk?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:32, archived)

Posting a racism? STOP!
you want /links for that
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:37, archived)

or just Gaz directly to brb for his collection.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 15:58, archived)

and then they kiss?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:41, archived)

Nah
Too much make up
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:06, archived)

I’ve concreated over the green belt to celebrate

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)

^concreationist

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)

I’m a free-speech concreationist

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:41, archived)

I've always wanted to tarmac the south downs.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)

I want to start a hip-hop festival there
'The Get Downs'
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:26, archived)

get downs syndrome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)

Bad dog

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:34, archived)

Oh...
*removes headcloth wrap*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:25, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)

It is, quite literally, the tits

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:52, archived)

, the tits hitler
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:57, archived)

This is my folks' local town, we used to go to the Coop when it was there. Things have changed...
www.tivysideadvertiser.co.uk/news/24707572.cannabis-plants-seized-drugs-raid-former-co-op-store/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)

hello. happy friday all. love bou
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 7:41, archived)

mòrning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 7:47, archived)

morning
Going to see Therapy? tonight in Edinburgh, Troublegum 30th anniversary show. Wonder if they'll manage to dig out Lesley Rankine to do her bit on Lunacy Booth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)

Why are you taking like an Australian?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)

because my thongs are too tight?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:16, archived)

thilly love thongs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:06, archived)

I'm surprised they're still going,
is it all old material or are they still writing new stuff?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:20, archived)

These shows are all 1994 and earlier stuff.
They've been consistently turning out new albums of varying quality every few years, the last one even bothered the charts. This was a highlight.

tl;dr: they're still going, like b3ta!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:25, archived)

ⓜⓞⓡⓝⓘⓝⓖ

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 8:24, archived)

if you say so

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 8:57, archived)

Maybe I'm being a stoopid
but Trump's all about fossil fuels and tarrifs on China... but Musk's business is about electric cars and selling stuff around the world. How have Musk's shares sky-rocketed since the elction? I am not understand.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)

Musk is going to replace Trump with an android replica which will do his bidding.
On the plus side, it'll catch fire after 5 minutes.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:17, archived)

Early photo of the Cybertrump
i.etsystatic.com/12328250/r/il/0a6ace/2301323487/il_570xN.2301323487_mdmq.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:22, archived)

Nobody will suspect a thing!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:26, archived)

They may when he starts singing Money For Nothing
and complaining about faggots with earrings...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:46, archived)

actual lol

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:54, archived)

Because US tech stocks are still performing exceptionally well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:32, archived)

I can see the tech shares doing okay, ABC, Apple and Meta
but Tesla's a car company. They'll need to be selling cars on a huge global scale to have any chance of meeting their market valuation and if the USA puts up huge trade barriers with China BYD and the other Chinese car makers will start offloading their stock cheap, Tesla will see a huge drop in sales and from a quick search it looks like half of all Teslas are made in China anyway. How the hell is that going to work? Yet... they must have some kind of a plan because that's why Musk backed Trump. I just can't see how they square such conflicting positions.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:50, archived)

Nvidia are essential in your portfolio.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 10:01, archived)

the key ingredient is fraud

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 10:32, archived)

Isn't the answer that Musk is not the business brain that people believe him to be?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

Belief isn't the point. He's the richest man in the world.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)

I hear this helps,
might give it a try.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:16, archived)

Tesla is not just cars though.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:46, archived)

Yeah it's a dead bloke too.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:49, archived)

I am sure with enough electricity, they can reanimate!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)

No. I forgot.
There are robots and autonomous taxis. I will grant Musk credit as being one of the most brilliant money-raisers of all time, and the disruption to the car market with Tesla EVs has been incredible. He's succeeded by using money and momentum to drive through barriers but I just can't see how the robots and self-driving taxis are going to work for a looooong time to come and they simply cannot be cheap. Teslas are not self-driving. They can cope with most road situations, but not-crashing MOST of the time isn't good enough when it comes to letting them loose on the world. Nah-ah.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)

and solar roof tiles that don't look like solar panels, home batteries, and more.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 15:56, archived)

I give it less than a year before they fall out

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:52, archived)

+of a plane, with no parachute 🤞

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)

That'll be even more lol than Putin and Prigozhin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:22, archived)

Why on earth would two wildly competitive thin-skinned needy egomaniacs fall out with each other?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)

They should post on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)

I just got drunk at a Squires
and the drinks lady told me to do one. Course of action?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:06, archived)

kill youself.

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:12, archived)

or don't. up to you.

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)

what about both?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:30, archived)

worth a try

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:34, archived)

Fuck off then

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:40, archived)

You shouldn't be here yungun
Also thread deleting is not cool
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)

You have to be young at heart to enjoy the merits of Squires
but you can be old in body... or something
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:35, archived)

RIS?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)

RIS?
I don't get it. 'must be a moron.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:58, archived)

I like you
Don't delete threads tho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:17, archived)

YES, DELETE THREADS AND SUBTHREADS.
Join the Cult. It's the only way to gain entry, and the bonus payouts are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!11!!1
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:56, archived)

Knick a conifer

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:22, archived)

What if they're out?
It's a very busy squires.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:26, archived)

Give yourself a Dutch oven

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)

Fuck you BPD fuck you
#clogs
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:45, archived)

wtfayboa?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:01, archived)

I think you’re legally obliged to do one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:35, archived)

I'm not sure one is enough

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:40, archived)

do one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:50, archived)

I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 22:06, archived)

Flip the script
do two.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:55, archived)

🤯

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 22:00, archived)

alright Ian Brown, please don't drunkenly reform the Stone Roses, you were shite.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:08, archived)

brb claxx oh fuck it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:03, archived)

Depends which ones she was offering

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:17, archived)

Not that one
That one
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:05, archived)

Great another account. You really are not well. Get a hobby.

( mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:17, archived)

Maybe their hobby is creating b3ta accounts and being a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:21, archived)

Certainly been doing it for years now. Each to their own I suppose.

( mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:37, archived)

Each Peach Plum Cunt
Very Hungry Scatter Pillows
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:02, archived)

What does
this mean? I'm relatively new to b3ta. Do I have amnesia?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:19, archived)

this one isn't that one

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:48, archived)

i was in a long dark crumble

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:10, archived)

31s
( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)

a classic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

tru
dat
( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

Andy C was just a teenager when he made that record

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

filth.

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:13, archived)

There's a very brittle light at the end

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)

bit like watership down

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)

brittle eyes, crumble like brick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)

Did me a chuckle

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)

no encouragement please

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)

just renewed my annual medical cannabis certification, basically a 5-minute phone call but the guy was mr. jersey so it went long
"well what about that can you believe this I mean how easy is this I tell you what it's like you call we talk and it's like unbelievable so easy"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

longer than 5 minutes?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

A long 5 minutes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

you piece of fucking christmas fucking shit

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

-christmas +holidays

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)

don't :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)

gnome with a hardon :(
b3ta.com/talk/8428483
( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)

i live at the top of a hill and some twat 5 miles away is shining a laser pointer thru my windows
don't worry i've shut the blackout blinds. those things can really fuck up your eyeballs
( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

brb claxxxon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

isn't he dead yet?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:04, archived)

🤞

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)

Watch out, a kitten the size of a cathedral is about to pounce on your house.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

on your... meowse!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)

No.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)

hate you

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

Love you too darling

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)

oh darling. kiss me until our tongues become intertwined into one huge salty sea serpent

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

that was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

i've got my eye on you
arrgh
( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

Lasers are for aidsy gays.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

cr b
b ho
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)

vg

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)

afternoon is crumbly and brittle and seems a singularly poor choice of material to make a thread from

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:38, archived)

Happy International Inuit Day!
Cheers.
( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)

Sayakturutchiaq!

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)

You've got to be Inuit to winuit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:46, archived)

it's like international france day, it just makes no sense

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)

You have to really compact it and leave it to set.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:55, archived)

I’m compacting one as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:56, archived)

afternoon [insert b3ta username here]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:41, archived)

afternoon The Porcupine From Purgatory
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:48, archived)

^ Sir Simon Brittle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:12, archived)

+'peanut'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)

-t
+s
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

oh right

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:36, archived)

You're thinking of apple crumble

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:40, archived)

Let's get ready to crumble

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:49, archived)

^ Professor Crumbledore

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)

BUMCHEEKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)

Stop looking at my image challenge entries

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:58, archived)

douf douf
Move your body
douf douf
RAAC your body
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:25, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 7:38, archived)

good morning

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 7:56, archived)

Double ess

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)

MAKE /CHAT GREAT AGAIN!

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:03, archived)

This is the most incredible, nobody's ever seen a forum like this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:15, archived)

A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. Supposing you brought /talk inside the body. Sounds interesting, right? And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to check that. That’s pretty powerful.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:53, archived)

I'm sorry but /talk can only be administered as a suppository.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:54, archived)

-I'm sorry but +:)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:35, archived)

Might start manufacturing laxative suppositories named "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Poo"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:53, archived)

you know where you can stick those

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)

illegal immigrants eating our pets and raping our beautiful /chat women. BUILD A WALL AND MAKE /LINKS PAY FOR IT

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:51, archived)

cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)

Again?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:32, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:34, archived)

again?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:34, archived)

again?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)

alright "the Teletubbies"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)

*something about my tinky-winky*
my wife just called me a norwegian cunt because I keep singing the only bit of this norwegian earworm that i know, "oh right"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkxOd9YRXys
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:06, archived)

The Beatlezzz
actually that probably was their first draft, knowing those cheeky Scousers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:13, archived)

Every time I hear a scouse accent I check my wallet is still in my pocket.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)

and is it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:01, archived)

No :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)

maybe you left it at home

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)

yo

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:20, archived)

Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)

Every family in Minnesota needs to know about sleepy /talk
It's a Democrat forum, crazy, suspend all removals, ban sanctuary sites. They want sanctuary sites that release dangerous dangerous violent criminal aliens out of their asses, and directly into your streets, get out and you have one of the most violent criminals. You don't even know, they don, you're doing it. It's a disgrace. And we're dealing with. We're seeing the sanctuary site. But we'll have sanctuary safety.

(thanks random Trump generator)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:16, archived)

I thought you wrote this yourself and was going to congratulate you.
But now I know you got an automatic generator to do it, I spit in your face.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:07, archived)

I don't want to think like the giant wotsit

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:50, archived)

bought a lovely brick hammer today
Lol manual work
( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:37, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

hello
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:56, archived)

oh ffs

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

who is Tronald Dump anyway?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

I am just greeting you quietly
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:09, archived)

ssshhh

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

all bar one of the hammers I have are metal

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

as long as you hammerite it doesn't matter babe x

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)

no I got a cream for that

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:05, archived)

Any old iron.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 22:36, archived)

MC Hammer
or GTFO
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:48, archived)

Brick is crumbly and brittle and seems a singularly poor choice of material to make a hammer from.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 21:36, archived)

I already did that joke

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 21:59, archived)

Well BUMS.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 23:10, archived)

Brick is crumbly and brittle and seems a singularly poor choice of material to make bums from.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 1:18, archived)

ough ea
br d
hammer
ual
or an
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 22:02, archived)

Might be a bit late saying so, but this is my favourite strikethrough in a long time.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:07, archived)

If you want to picture the future,
imagine a very fat bum farting on a human face, forever.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)

Both Trump and Biden will be dead before the 2028 election.
I'm not saying he won't still be farting, though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:57, archived)

Oh was that about the election? I thought Mr. Tea was doing a satirical commentary on the state of the mods here.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:00, archived)

Do not try and bend the mod, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no mod... Then you'll see that it is not the mod that bends, it is only yourself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)

is this post LGBTQ friendly?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

In case anyone is wondering yes it's a virus
open.spotify.com/track/5stJEL2X1WkqAFz4kTq8hV?si=12b9be28c2434693
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:03, archived)

I'd like to see AOC take on Morgan Ortagus in 2028 IYKWIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:19, archived)

It'll be the reanimated corpse of Bernie Sanders vs MTG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:40, archived)

An easy wank, cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)

Beepy?
Been a while
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)

^ staind

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)

Vowel
smh
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)

*whsh*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:14, archived)

Not tonight I’ve got a headache

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)

I for one
Welcome our dark overlord
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:08, archived)

Come LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

LOL
lord - like a gayer
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)

You wear SuperDry.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:32, archived)

Nappies/Diapers
It's an age thing
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:36, archived)

You croissant-munching tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:55, archived)

we +e Dry Matt
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:08, archived)

Christ, that weird cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:20, archived)

Just told my daughter that America's new president is Donald Trump.
Her response was 'Trump means fart'
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:10, archived)

so does Donald these days

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)

Good girl.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)

So Trump yeah?
Let’s have a nice positive thread to counteract all the shit
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)

I’ll start
Off to Manchester this weekend for a long overdue meet up with friends. There will be beer. Lots of beer.
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)

I'm glad it was a comprehensive win by one candidate, even if it's that one.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)

RIGGED AND STOLLEN

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:35, archived)

Bit early for Christmas foods, isn't it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:36, archived)

www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-election-stollen/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:39, archived)

Oh riiight.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:20, archived)

off to the British Museum with my father in law shortly
and I've just taken delivery of some red Fila Trailblazers in a tragic middle aged attempt to re-live the golden years of rave
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:35, archived)

Getting a back, sack & crack done later.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:40, archived)

I love sandwiches

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:52, archived)

Best of all the ham in rolls

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:54, archived)

This made me giggle!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:37, archived)

I'm going to see Deep Purple over in that O2 tonight
Told my mum who was highly amused saying "are any of them actually still alive?"
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:38, archived)

I watched a live video of them playing a couple of years ago
and boy were they rough.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:29, archived)

Good luck with that.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:29, archived)

Payday tomorrow
Which is nice
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:12, archived)

Okay it's me Bou
I created this account so that mofaha will see it:
Dear mofaha,

I UNRESERVEDLY APOLOGISE FOR TRYING TO DOX YOU. For what it's worth I think I was wrong. You are not who I thought you were. Please forgive me.

I'm trying not to post. But I feel I owed this apology.

Dear Rob

Please ban Italy.

Thanks
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:13, archived)

Well that's that out the way, here's the other thing
I've been trying to get the situation here resolved but it's fairly clear nothing is going to happen.
I'm reluctant to share a forum with someone who has attempted to dox me and has suffered no consequences whatsoever.
Don't know what to do at this stage.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)

Have you considered writing a letter to the lead singer of echo and the bunnymen?

( mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:25, archived)

Right now mongy I'm comforting my wife, we're considering what kind of person calls their kid Ghengis
and how being called Ghengis might lead someone to become a bit of a tough guy at school
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

might can
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:39, archived)

GHENGIS CAN
you're welcome
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:35, archived)

I feel like getting the nickname "leader of the Mongols" would have somewhat held me back socially at school.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:39, archived)

Have you considered tracking them down and stabbing them over and over and over until the red mist clears and you realise what you've done and you can never wash that blood off your hands again, that blood that was so sweet but turned to bitter ash?
Or failing that, send a gaz to Rob and/or Sn0tters?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:28, archived)

The gaz received a polite reply.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:30, archived)

I don't have any advice to offer
but can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)

i only eat nasty eggs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:43, archived)

Change your name to Moriah and move to Oregon,
she'll never think to look for you there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:38, archived)

I wonder who'll be next

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:43, archived)

Well that's the thing, she's shown zero insight into her own behaviour and has no desire or capability to moderate it
so it will happen again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:51, archived)

given there have been no negative consequences i think that's very likely, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:01, archived)

You all need to learn some self control and stop interacting with her.
Not a sinlge one of you that complains, has managed it. I can only conclude that you love the attention as much as she does.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:22, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)

I've clearly missed something
ignore is working well
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:27, archived)

Not sure what you mean, ignoring someone won't stop them doxing me
oh ok i understand, yes it works in the sense that you don't have to see someone doxing you
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:36, archived)

i mean ignore is working well for me
because I missed whatever happened

edit: I'm sorry a nutter did a dox on you btw.
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:39, archived)

I just did it again

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:30, archived)

Maybe we could crowdfund a visit to Dignitas for her?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)

sounds a bit too dignified for my tastes.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:51, archived)

To be clear, I don't think anyone necessarily needs to die, particularly not if it costs me money

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:53, archived)

USA! USA!
Oh.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 5:45, archived)

Oh. This isn't good.
Looks like the betting market was right and everyone else was wrong.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 5:55, archived)

It's not good at all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 6:06, archived)

If it's any consolation he probably won't see out his full term and we will never hear from him again after 4 years

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:04, archived)

i take it nixon got back in then

( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:14, archived)

If he dies in office we get President Vance
Yaaaay
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:29, archived)

President PANTS more like!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:33, archived)

He's dreamy!

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:34, archived)

Watch out.
You'll get lost in his beautiful fuckin' eyes.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:36, archived)

too late

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:02, archived)

Bookies and markets are seldom wrong

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:20, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:20, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:18, archived)

Absolute clown show
4 years of tantrums and chaos, can’t wait
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:23, archived)

Bou, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:38, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:40, archived)

-4

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:11, archived)

If only more Americans would come to /talk so we could educate them, it might have worked out differently.
They’d probably have nuked the UK 20 years ago.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:14, archived)

Apparently it would take 200-300 to kill everyone in the UK.
That's far more than I thought.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:34, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:37, archived)

Morning! Looks like I missed another Bou flare up.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:40, archived)

In all seriousness, if she is addicted to this place and unable to stop posting here
We all need to put her on 2.0 so she can only see her own posts.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:43, archived)

I believe I said this about six fucking months ago.
Won't work though, it just feeds the beast.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:47, archived)

yet you're the one reacting to her

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:56, archived)

Recently, yes.
I've ignored her for most of the time, but the Tate link was a step too far.

I've stuck her on ignore now, and I'll do the same to you as well, save you bitching at me every time I post anything.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:53, archived)

You massive queen.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:57, archived)

haha he has as well
bit touch sensitive
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:27, archived)

But then she’d just make a new account, as she has done many times before.
She’s basically herpes for this place, there’s no getting rid of her, you just have to live with it, try not to think about it, and make sure you tell other websites that you might be infectious.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:48, archived)

Hi, I am from the FUTURE!
You were right!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:29, archived)

I usually am.
Or will be.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:56, archived)

I have a mate who can't maintain a relationship with a woman unless there's constant drama. I've banned him from talking to me about it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:53, archived)

Cool story bro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:54, archived)

I've got another mate whose name
is James. He's a funny fellow.

Subscribe to my I've got a mate blog for more fascinating tales.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:59, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:08, archived)

:(
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:11, archived)

Mind you, if there was no drama here at all it'd just be middle aged people talking about their day and indulging in crass toilet humor.

Edit: Oh, and pure unalloyed racist Naziness obviously.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:56, archived)

Mind you, if there was no drama here at all it'd just be middle aged people talking about their day and indulging in crass toilet humor.

Edit: Oh, and pure unalloyed racist Naziness obviously.

poo poo kill the Jews

Edit: what's for lunch?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:06, archived)

Well that's just lazy anti-semitism. At least make a death list of 2 people.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:10, archived)

Me, and then me again in case the first time doesn't work out.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:12, archived)

Warheads or missiles?
Most if not all nuclear missiles contain MIRVs (multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle) which each contain a wardhead that as the name suggests can be directed to hit different targets.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:00, archived)

On the plus side, I'm heavily invested in US equities so the election result will cool the recent volatility.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:47, archived)

I just want that colossal tangerine shitgibbon to die of a rage induced heart attack on the shitter

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:13, archived)

Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L4IrgZHvzk
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:19, archived)

Fucking hell

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:59, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:08, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:11, archived)

FUCK YOUR GEOSTORM UToL YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED IT

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

GEOSTORM it right up your shitter.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:49, archived)