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I'm making my tea
- potato and leek gratin and kievs.


Do we write kyivs now? Or is food nomenclature unaffected by war?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)
only fart wearing woofters eat those

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)
We are all made of farts
- Moby
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)
all farts taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)
Racist

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)
I've never done a load of ketemine. So I got some. I'm going to see if I can find this k hole people talk about. So far alright, don't feel that fucked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)
Alright, Matthew Perry's corpse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:54, archived)
I did offer to inject it but nobody would take me to get needles. Seems a bit shit so far this buzz. I'll keep going

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:56, archived)
Line
1 nothing
2 nothing
3 nothing
4 k hole
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)
Lovely, what I'm after

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)
brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)

k bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)
Not even that yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 20:00, archived)
the secret to k is little by little. it builds up and can get very trippy
but once you stop the trippyness fades in 20-ish mins. it can get seriously fucking weird tho. like, the world seeming to be molten wax or feeling like you are between universes and if you move you'll fall out of reality weird.

i quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)
i used to play online poker on k and did quite well.
but then i also came 2nd in an irl poker game on mushrooms, so, i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:00, archived)
Were you the only one playing?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:03, archived)
He always plays with himself
Selfish cunt
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:06, archived)
That's what I'm after

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)
Mongy I'm sure mushrooms are better

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)
different. if it goes south you're in for a long ride with mushrooms depending on how many you've had/strength of fresh ones
ketamine also has anti anxiety properties for some chemical reason i can't remember so the trippyness is not usually scary and it doesn't last for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)
^this
It's all over before you know it
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:24, archived)
I dated the sister of the first person in the UK to die from ket use
but don't worry it was because she did loads and fucked up her bladder so it wasn't immediate, reckon you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 Nov 2024, 2:12, archived)
No idea
But I get irrationally annoyed when people say hunter's chicken. When did that start? Do food producers think that we're too stupid to say chicken cacciatore?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)
It's a name that doesn't even make sense.
You don't need to "hunt" chickens in the first place. They're domesticated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:38, archived)
maybe it's like a ploughman's lunch?
he took the chicken with him in case he didn't catch anything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:53, archived)
hunter's laptop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:51, archived)
hunter's bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
chicken cacciatore isn't like any hunters chicken I've ever eaten

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:56, archived)
i don't believe you know any hunters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 20:45, archived)

in Italian, cacciatore roughly translates to “hunter”, meaning that those who prepared this meal usually hunted the chicken themselves

hence the name, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:57, archived)
Shut up bou

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 21:09, archived)
I know
But all through my childhood and until I was about 35, it was called chicken cacciatore, it's like they dumbed it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 22:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430283
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)
Muahahaha
youtu.be/nVNAqNZcpB4?si=9B4or1unBcs7zUvF
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:23, archived)
I take it all back

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:26, archived)
Just relax a little
Everything is OK
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:30, archived)
Everything except your mental state

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:31, archived)
is mr horrible on holiday or ... ?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:34, archived)
I don't know. When he was on holiday in America he still found the time to post
I'm actually quite worried. I hope he hasn't died
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:54, archived)
I'm okay
I had a nice day so I'm happy
I watched a good movie
A Different Man with an excellent British actor in it called Pearson
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
---->
/links is over there
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:39, archived)
She knows

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)
I know but the hotel California is relevant to /talk and me

Because I can't leave
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)
Yeah we get it you fucking spacker

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:07, archived)
Thank you it's nice to be appreciated

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)
10 PRINT "Sebastian Winnett is a scarf-wearing cockhound"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)
Dixons will be furious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)
Is he related to Tarquin Dangleberry?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:44, archived)
Cousins, I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:52, archived)
Twice removed

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)
hoth gone? how sad.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)
He grew back?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)
Sebastian has a busy practice in serious fraud and is frequently instructed as a led junior in complex multi-handed matters, IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:36, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)
What about comedy fraud?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:27, archived)
He slagged off people that had been kind enough to share intimacy with him.
That's cunt behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:10, archived)
his heart wasn't in it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)
You don't go online and be a cunt about it. Not gentleman behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)
You're right.

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

I'm Sebastian Winnett but my heart's not in it
I'm paying the price of living life at the limit
Caught up in the century's anxiety
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 22:34, archived)
SATURDAY! YAY!
I'm so happy!
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 9:50, archived)
Me too
b3ta.com/talk/8430201
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 13:55, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:27, archived)
It's cool
I worry she is gonna top herself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:50, archived)
she's happy why would she do that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)
So was Robin Williams

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:53, archived)
no he was a comedian.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430130
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:00, archived)
I won't. I'm ok...

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 17:26, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:25, archived)
morning evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:28, archived)
You weird old wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:34, archived)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 7:43, archived)
爪ㄖ尺几丨几Ꮆ

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)
how dare you, my mother's a saint!

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 9:47, archived)
More nino?
You want MORE El-Nino?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 11:25, archived)
runes are imbued with magical earth energies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 16:40, archived)
or is that batteries

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 19:55, archived)
it's morning
somewhere I guess
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 12:09, archived)
here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)
You are all doing very well on the new endeavour.
You know what it is. Dave Trouser is impressed at your will power thus far.

Keep it up, and have a lovely weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:44, archived)
nobody knows what you're talking about you weird old wanker

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)
It's you isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)
Nope. I don't stoop to such levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)
i'm trying to watch harry potter as an adult and i'm finding it really hard
apart from everything else Stewart Lee keeps jumping into my head and yelling 'have you read the harry potter and the tree of nothing? no i haven't. but i have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary william blake, so fuck off' and it's making it rather difficult to pay attention
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)
Yeah I think that’s because it’s for kids
and fairly dimwitted kids at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)
i've been told by so many adults how great it is and i'm finding it super tough going
but then i am being lazy and watching it on netflix, the books might be better. but i haven't got time for that shit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)
Are these adults younger than 40-45?
If so, they had a chance to grow up with the books and films and they can be excused for thinking it’s good, if not forgiven.

If they’re older than 45 then they most likely have kids of their own, or they just have bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)
yeah i think the magic of watching/reading with their kids has polluted them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)
I like them
Which should tell you all you need to know about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 10:09, archived)
Back in the day, I printed out a bunch of A4 "posters" at work.
They just had "Snape kills Dumbledore" on them, and left them face down in a few spots on my desk.

1) Nosey fucks turned them over.
2) Grown adults obsessing over childrens' books got upset.

The overlap between people that can't mind their own business, and infantile real-world obsessions, is quite large.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:06, archived)
that whole thing was pretty low for everyone involved
you too
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)
just because i don't like it doesn't mean i have to be a cunt about it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:11, archived)
Said "MiseryCunt", on the Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
Nah.
They kept comparing every-fucking-thing to Potterland, even work stuff. Inserting it into every conversation they could. Keep in mind, these people were in their late 30s and 40s *back then*.

It worked. They stopped doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)
taking an interest in you? yes i expect they did.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
No, we got more work done instead.
I'd do it again too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)
oh that's alright then.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
are you very upset about the snape thing then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
cunt killed dumbledore an then he dies irl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:16, archived)
Alan Wreckman

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:23, archived)
Anal Dick-man, more like!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:27, archived)
OMGLOL that is such a Hermione thing to do!
You absolute Hufflepoofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
MUDBLOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
I am sending the drones to punish you right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:17, archived)
i read the first book and it was worse than the movie, which itself was pretty bad I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:07, archived)
yeah but all books are worse than films cos films are in colour now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
but books have a smell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)
all books smell the same

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
Racist

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)
^mungle

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:47, archived)
Mary Muggle and Midge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)
I started watching the first film in the year 2000 and stopped it after about 20 minutes,
wizards can get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)
Thank you Mr Grace

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)
I don't get this reference.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:19, archived)
I'm sitting here playing with my pussy so I can't comment right now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
Mittens!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
Captain peacock my pussy was soaked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430167
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:48, archived)
<s>ea</s>oo

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)
Cricket innit

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:49, archived)
That US stocks fund I'm in has gone up 6.3% in the space of about 6 months, get in.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:25, archived)
My pænus has gone up your nan 6.3%

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)
Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
I'm on 190% with some investments.
It's been a good year. I hate doing my own tax returns though, might employ someone else to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)
it's called an accountant you fucking pleb

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
omg really?! Thanks man! Didn't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:32, archived)
i'm here to help
i just can't believe you ruined harry potter. you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)
Yes, his arse was in tatters. "YOU'RE A WIZARD'S SLEEVE HARRY"

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:00, archived)
rowling did that already m8

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)
wot a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:29, archived)
Does anyone know someone whose partner is an accountant?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)
i think accountants are solitary creatures
so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:35, archived)

st c
nd ck
+ my arse
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)
Airplane! On telly tonight
might do massive drugs to make it funny
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:03, archived)
Careful not to take a massive overdose and die of an exploded heart/liver/brain, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:13, archived)
then now then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:14, archived)
It is funny.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)
it's a little bit funny

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)
Alright Elton

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)
Now that IS funny

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)
that's the joke

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)
IDGI

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
i know it's not much but it's the best I can do

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)
now i'm listening to goodbye yellow brick road (went on a title binge)
probably be listening to that fucking prick all night now. he did do some great songs.

fuck it. might even fire the amps up and listen on my new speakers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)
I saw Rocket Man, didn't really expect to enjoy it much but I thought it was great

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:45, archived)
yeah it was a great new take on economic migration
VOTE TRUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)
it's too late :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:57, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
Chucklesome
at best
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)
2 was better. 1 is still solid and groundbreaking to me.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)
got to fix my mum's friend's computer on sunday so ordered some usb sticks from amazon for 1337 70015
cunts are delivering between 8 & 10pm. i'm usually in bed by half 7 because old. fucking twats
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:06, archived)
Stop reading my
'I'm sorry I've written a joke'
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)
i've never read anything you've written

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
I can't read or write
bully
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
haha that was a little bit funny

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
😁

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)
Haha you like flashdisks

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)
Hi guys, are you all enjoying World Urbanism Day?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:21, archived)
Yeah it's great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:23, archived)
Don't forget to check out the blog:
planninginspectorate.blog.gov.uk/2022/11/08/its-world-town-planning-day-what-does-it-mean-to-be-a-planner/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)
best one yet I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:26, archived)
Ditto

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)
I'm really going to town on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)
👍

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:37, archived)
Karl's my favourite Urban.
Who's yours? You *can* say Adolf.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:46, archived)
He made an excellent McCoy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:47, archived)
He was a great Judge Dredd too.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:07, archived)
You people make me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:02, archived)
I'm quite partial to Pope Urban II.
He was a mean freestyle MC, had some gnarly skateboard tricks up his sleeve, and was widely respected as a tagger as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:05, archived)
He was basically the Queef of his day, in other words.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)
Keith

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:14, archived)
Cookie Collective

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:08, archived)
You're supposed to keep that secret

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:50, archived)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)
No
I'm visiting my dad, but as soon as I got here, he had to go for a scan, because they cocked up the one they did this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:46, archived)
:(

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:52, archived)
I returned home from getting my FIRST EVER pair of glasses
to some urgent work, so yes and no.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)
Shot glasses?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:18, archived)
Don't mind if I do*
*I'm not really into shots
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:20, archived)
shut up foureyes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:24, archived)
I'm over here

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:34, archived)
they look good on you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:20, archived)
No doxxing pls.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)
ok they look ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)
and no bullying kthx

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)
so what is it we do here, just... talk?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:32, archived)
Posting a racism? STOP!
you want /links for that
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:37, archived)
or just Gaz directly to brb for his collection.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 15:58, archived)
and then they kiss?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:41, archived)
Nah
Too much make up
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:06, archived)
I’ve concreated over the green belt to celebrate

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)
^concreationist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)
I’m a free-speech concreationist

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:41, archived)
I've always wanted to tarmac the south downs.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)
I want to start a hip-hop festival there
'The Get Downs'
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:26, archived)
get downs syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)
Bad dog

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:34, archived)
Oh...
*removes headcloth wrap*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:25, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)
It is, quite literally, the tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:52, archived)

, the tits hitler
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:57, archived)
This is my folks' local town, we used to go to the Coop when it was there. Things have changed...
www.tivysideadvertiser.co.uk/news/24707572.cannabis-plants-seized-drugs-raid-former-co-op-store/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)

hello. happy friday all. love bou
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 7:41, archived)
mòrning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 7:47, archived)
morning
Going to see Therapy? tonight in Edinburgh, Troublegum 30th anniversary show. Wonder if they'll manage to dig out Lesley Rankine to do her bit on Lunacy Booth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)
Why are you taking like an Australian?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)
because my thongs are too tight?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:16, archived)
thilly love thongs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:06, archived)
I'm surprised they're still going,
is it all old material or are they still writing new stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:20, archived)
These shows are all 1994 and earlier stuff.
They've been consistently turning out new albums of varying quality every few years, the last one even bothered the charts. This was a highlight.

tl;dr: they're still going, like b3ta!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:25, archived)
ⓜⓞⓡⓝⓘⓝⓖ

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 8:24, archived)
if you say so

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 8:57, archived)
Maybe I'm being a stoopid
but Trump's all about fossil fuels and tarrifs on China... but Musk's business is about electric cars and selling stuff around the world. How have Musk's shares sky-rocketed since the elction? I am not understand.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)
Musk is going to replace Trump with an android replica which will do his bidding.
On the plus side, it'll catch fire after 5 minutes.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:17, archived)
Early photo of the Cybertrump
i.etsystatic.com/12328250/r/il/0a6ace/2301323487/il_570xN.2301323487_mdmq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:22, archived)
Nobody will suspect a thing!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:26, archived)
They may when he starts singing Money For Nothing
and complaining about faggots with earrings...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:46, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:54, archived)
Because US tech stocks are still performing exceptionally well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:32, archived)
I can see the tech shares doing okay, ABC, Apple and Meta
but Tesla's a car company. They'll need to be selling cars on a huge global scale to have any chance of meeting their market valuation and if the USA puts up huge trade barriers with China BYD and the other Chinese car makers will start offloading their stock cheap, Tesla will see a huge drop in sales and from a quick search it looks like half of all Teslas are made in China anyway. How the hell is that going to work? Yet... they must have some kind of a plan because that's why Musk backed Trump. I just can't see how they square such conflicting positions.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:50, archived)
Nvidia are essential in your portfolio.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 10:01, archived)
the key ingredient is fraud

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 10:32, archived)
Isn't the answer that Musk is not the business brain that people believe him to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)
Belief isn't the point. He's the richest man in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)
I hear this helps,
might give it a try.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:16, archived)
Tesla is not just cars though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:46, archived)
Yeah it's a dead bloke too.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:49, archived)
I am sure with enough electricity, they can reanimate!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)
No. I forgot.
There are robots and autonomous taxis. I will grant Musk credit as being one of the most brilliant money-raisers of all time, and the disruption to the car market with Tesla EVs has been incredible. He's succeeded by using money and momentum to drive through barriers but I just can't see how the robots and self-driving taxis are going to work for a looooong time to come and they simply cannot be cheap. Teslas are not self-driving. They can cope with most road situations, but not-crashing MOST of the time isn't good enough when it comes to letting them loose on the world. Nah-ah.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)
and solar roof tiles that don't look like solar panels, home batteries, and more.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 15:56, archived)
I give it less than a year before they fall out

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:52, archived)
+of a plane, with no parachute 🤞

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)
That'll be even more lol than Putin and Prigozhin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 12:22, archived)
Why on earth would two wildly competitive thin-skinned needy egomaniacs fall out with each other?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)
They should post on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)
I just got drunk at a Squires
and the drinks lady told me to do one. Course of action?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:06, archived)
kill youself.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:12, archived)
or don't. up to you.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)

what about both?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:30, archived)
worth a try

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:34, archived)
Fuck off then

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:40, archived)
You shouldn't be here yungun
Also thread deleting is not cool
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)
You have to be young at heart to enjoy the merits of Squires
but you can be old in body... or something
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:35, archived)
RIS?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)
RIS?
I don't get it. 'must be a moron.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:58, archived)
I like you
Don't delete threads tho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:17, archived)
YES, DELETE THREADS AND SUBTHREADS.
Join the Cult. It's the only way to gain entry, and the bonus payouts are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!11!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:56, archived)
Knick a conifer

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:22, archived)
What if they're out?
It's a very busy squires.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:26, archived)
Give yourself a Dutch oven

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)
Fuck you BPD fuck you
#clogs
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:45, archived)
wtfayboa?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:01, archived)
I think you’re legally obliged to do one.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:35, archived)
I'm not sure one is enough

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:40, archived)
do one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:50, archived)
I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 22:06, archived)
Flip the script
do two.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 21:55, archived)
🤯

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 22:00, archived)
alright Ian Brown, please don't drunkenly reform the Stone Roses, you were shite.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:08, archived)
brb claxx oh fuck it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:03, archived)
Depends which ones she was offering

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:17, archived)
Not that one
That one
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:05, archived)
Great another account. You really are not well. Get a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:17, archived)
Maybe their hobby is creating b3ta accounts and being a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:21, archived)
Certainly been doing it for years now. Each to their own I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:37, archived)
Each Peach Plum Cunt
Very Hungry Scatter Pillows
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:02, archived)
What does
this mean? I'm relatively new to b3ta. Do I have amnesia?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 0:19, archived)
this one isn't that one

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:48, archived)
i was in a long dark crumble

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:10, archived)

31s
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)
a classic

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)
tru
dat
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)
Andy C was just a teenager when he made that record

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)
filth.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:13, archived)
There's a very brittle light at the end

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)
bit like watership down

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)
brittle eyes, crumble like brick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)
Did me a chuckle

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)
no encouragement please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)
just renewed my annual medical cannabis certification, basically a 5-minute phone call but the guy was mr. jersey so it went long
"well what about that can you believe this I mean how easy is this I tell you what it's like you call we talk and it's like unbelievable so easy"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)
longer than 5 minutes?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)
A long 5 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)
you piece of fucking christmas fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)
-christmas +holidays

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)
don't :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)
gnome with a hardon :(
b3ta.com/talk/8428483
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)
i live at the top of a hill and some twat 5 miles away is shining a laser pointer thru my windows
don't worry i've shut the blackout blinds. those things can really fuck up your eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

brb claxxxon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)
isn't he dead yet?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:04, archived)
🤞

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)
Watch out, a kitten the size of a cathedral is about to pounce on your house.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)
on your... meowse!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)
hate you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)
Love you too darling

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)
oh darling. kiss me until our tongues become intertwined into one huge salty sea serpent

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)
i've got my eye on you
arrgh
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)
Lasers are for aidsy gays.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

cr b
b ho
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)
afternoon is crumbly and brittle and seems a singularly poor choice of material to make a thread from

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:38, archived)
Happy International Inuit Day!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)
Sayakturutchiaq!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)
You've got to be Inuit to winuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:46, archived)
it's like international france day, it just makes no sense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)
You have to really compact it and leave it to set.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:55, archived)
I’m compacting one as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:56, archived)

afternoon [insert b3ta username here]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:41, archived)

afternoon The Porcupine From Purgatory
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:48, archived)
^ Sir Simon Brittle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:12, archived)
+'peanut'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
-t
+s
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)
oh right

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:36, archived)
You're thinking of apple crumble

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:40, archived)
Let's get ready to crumble

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:49, archived)
^ Professor Crumbledore

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)
BUMCHEEKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)
Stop looking at my image challenge entries

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:58, archived)
douf douf
Move your body
douf douf
RAAC your body
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:25, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 7:38, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 7:56, archived)
Double ess

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)
MAKE /CHAT GREAT AGAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:03, archived)
This is the most incredible, nobody's ever seen a forum like this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:15, archived)

A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. Supposing you brought /talk inside the body. Sounds interesting, right? And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to check that. That’s pretty powerful.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:53, archived)
I'm sorry but /talk can only be administered as a suppository.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:54, archived)
-I'm sorry but +:)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:35, archived)
Might start manufacturing laxative suppositories named "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Poo"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:53, archived)
you know where you can stick those

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)
illegal immigrants eating our pets and raping our beautiful /chat women. BUILD A WALL AND MAKE /LINKS PAY FOR IT

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:51, archived)
cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:32, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:34, archived)
again?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:34, archived)
again?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)
alright "the Teletubbies"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)
*something about my tinky-winky*
my wife just called me a norwegian cunt because I keep singing the only bit of this norwegian earworm that i know, "oh right"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkxOd9YRXys
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:06, archived)
The Beatlezzz
actually that probably was their first draft, knowing those cheeky Scousers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 13:13, archived)
Every time I hear a scouse accent I check my wallet is still in my pocket.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
and is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:01, archived)
No :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)
maybe you left it at home

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
yo

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:20, archived)
Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)
Every family in Minnesota needs to know about sleepy /talk
It's a Democrat forum, crazy, suspend all removals, ban sanctuary sites. They want sanctuary sites that release dangerous dangerous violent criminal aliens out of their asses, and directly into your streets, get out and you have one of the most violent criminals. You don't even know, they don, you're doing it. It's a disgrace. And we're dealing with. We're seeing the sanctuary site. But we'll have sanctuary safety.

(thanks random Trump generator)
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 9:16, archived)
I thought you wrote this yourself and was going to congratulate you.
But now I know you got an automatic generator to do it, I spit in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:07, archived)
I don't want to think like the giant wotsit

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:50, archived)
bought a lovely brick hammer today
Lol manual work
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:37, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

hello
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:56, archived)
oh ffs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)
who is Tronald Dump anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

I am just greeting you quietly
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:09, archived)
ssshhh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
all bar one of the hammers I have are metal

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)
as long as you hammerite it doesn't matter babe x

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)
no I got a cream for that

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:05, archived)

Any old iron.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 22:36, archived)
MC Hammer
or GTFO
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:48, archived)
Brick is crumbly and brittle and seems a singularly poor choice of material to make a hammer from.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 21:36, archived)
I already did that joke

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 21:59, archived)
Well BUMS.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 23:10, archived)
Brick is crumbly and brittle and seems a singularly poor choice of material to make bums from.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 1:18, archived)

ough ea
br d
hammer
ual
or an
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 22:02, archived)
Might be a bit late saying so, but this is my favourite strikethrough in a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:07, archived)
If you want to picture the future,
imagine a very fat bum farting on a human face, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)
Both Trump and Biden will be dead before the 2028 election.
I'm not saying he won't still be farting, though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:57, archived)
Oh was that about the election? I thought Mr. Tea was doing a satirical commentary on the state of the mods here.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:00, archived)

Do not try and bend the mod, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no mod... Then you'll see that it is not the mod that bends, it is only yourself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)
is this post LGBTQ friendly?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)
In case anyone is wondering yes it's a virus
open.spotify.com/track/5stJEL2X1WkqAFz4kTq8hV?si=12b9be28c2434693
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:03, archived)
I'd like to see AOC take on Morgan Ortagus in 2028 IYKWIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:19, archived)
It'll be the reanimated corpse of Bernie Sanders vs MTG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:40, archived)
An easy wank, cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)
Beepy?
Been a while
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)
^ staind

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)
Vowel
smh
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)
*whsh*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:14, archived)
Not tonight I’ve got a headache

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)
I for one
Welcome our dark overlord
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:08, archived)
Come LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)
LOL
lord - like a gayer
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)
You wear SuperDry.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:32, archived)
Nappies/Diapers
It's an age thing
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:36, archived)
You croissant-munching tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:55, archived)

we +e Dry Matt
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:08, archived)
Christ, that weird cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:20, archived)
Just told my daughter that America's new president is Donald Trump.
Her response was 'Trump means fart'
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:10, archived)
so does Donald these days

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)
Good girl.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)
So Trump yeah?
Let’s have a nice positive thread to counteract all the shit
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)
I’ll start
Off to Manchester this weekend for a long overdue meet up with friends. There will be beer. Lots of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)
I'm glad it was a comprehensive win by one candidate, even if it's that one.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)
RIGGED AND STOLLEN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:35, archived)
Bit early for Christmas foods, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:36, archived)

www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-election-stollen/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:39, archived)
Oh riiight.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:20, archived)
off to the British Museum with my father in law shortly
and I've just taken delivery of some red Fila Trailblazers in a tragic middle aged attempt to re-live the golden years of rave
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:35, archived)
Getting a back, sack & crack done later.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:40, archived)
I love sandwiches

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:52, archived)
Best of all the ham in rolls

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:54, archived)
This made me giggle!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:37, archived)
I'm going to see Deep Purple over in that O2 tonight
Told my mum who was highly amused saying "are any of them actually still alive?"
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:38, archived)
I watched a live video of them playing a couple of years ago
and boy were they rough.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:29, archived)
Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:29, archived)
Payday tomorrow
Which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:12, archived)
Okay it's me Bou
I created this account so that mofaha will see it:
Dear mofaha,

I UNRESERVEDLY APOLOGISE FOR TRYING TO DOX YOU. For what it's worth I think I was wrong. You are not who I thought you were. Please forgive me.

I'm trying not to post. But I feel I owed this apology.

Dear Rob

Please ban Italy.

Thanks
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:13, archived)
Well that's that out the way, here's the other thing
I've been trying to get the situation here resolved but it's fairly clear nothing is going to happen.
I'm reluctant to share a forum with someone who has attempted to dox me and has suffered no consequences whatsoever.
Don't know what to do at this stage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)
Have you considered writing a letter to the lead singer of echo and the bunnymen?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:25, archived)
Right now mongy I'm comforting my wife, we're considering what kind of person calls their kid Ghengis
and how being called Ghengis might lead someone to become a bit of a tough guy at school
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

might can
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:39, archived)
GHENGIS CAN
you're welcome
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:35, archived)
I feel like getting the nickname "leader of the Mongols" would have somewhat held me back socially at school.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:39, archived)
Have you considered tracking them down and stabbing them over and over and over until the red mist clears and you realise what you've done and you can never wash that blood off your hands again, that blood that was so sweet but turned to bitter ash?
Or failing that, send a gaz to Rob and/or Sn0tters?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:28, archived)
The gaz received a polite reply.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:30, archived)
I don't have any advice to offer
but can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)
i only eat nasty eggs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:43, archived)
Change your name to Moriah and move to Oregon,
she'll never think to look for you there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:38, archived)
I wonder who'll be next

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:43, archived)
Well that's the thing, she's shown zero insight into her own behaviour and has no desire or capability to moderate it
so it will happen again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:51, archived)
given there have been no negative consequences i think that's very likely, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:01, archived)
You all need to learn some self control and stop interacting with her.
Not a sinlge one of you that complains, has managed it. I can only conclude that you love the attention as much as she does.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:22, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)
I've clearly missed something
ignore is working well
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:27, archived)
Not sure what you mean, ignoring someone won't stop them doxing me
oh ok i understand, yes it works in the sense that you don't have to see someone doxing you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:36, archived)
i mean ignore is working well for me
because I missed whatever happened

edit: I'm sorry a nutter did a dox on you btw.
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:39, archived)
I just did it again

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:30, archived)
Maybe we could crowdfund a visit to Dignitas for her?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)
sounds a bit too dignified for my tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:51, archived)
To be clear, I don't think anyone necessarily needs to die, particularly not if it costs me money

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:53, archived)
USA! USA!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 5:45, archived)
Oh. This isn't good.
Looks like the betting market was right and everyone else was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 5:55, archived)
It's not good at all

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 6:06, archived)
If it's any consolation he probably won't see out his full term and we will never hear from him again after 4 years

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:04, archived)
i take it nixon got back in then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:14, archived)
If he dies in office we get President Vance
Yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:29, archived)
President PANTS more like!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:33, archived)
He's dreamy!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:34, archived)
Watch out.
You'll get lost in his beautiful fuckin' eyes.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:36, archived)
too late

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:02, archived)
Bookies and markets are seldom wrong

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:20, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:20, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:18, archived)
Absolute clown show
4 years of tantrums and chaos, can’t wait
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:23, archived)
Bou, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:38, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 7:40, archived)
-4

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:11, archived)
If only more Americans would come to /talk so we could educate them, it might have worked out differently.
They’d probably have nuked the UK 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:14, archived)
Apparently it would take 200-300 to kill everyone in the UK.
That's far more than I thought.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:34, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:37, archived)

Morning! Looks like I missed another Bou flare up.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:40, archived)
In all seriousness, if she is addicted to this place and unable to stop posting here
We all need to put her on 2.0 so she can only see her own posts.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:43, archived)
I believe I said this about six fucking months ago.
Won't work though, it just feeds the beast.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:47, archived)
yet you're the one reacting to her

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:56, archived)
Recently, yes.
I've ignored her for most of the time, but the Tate link was a step too far.

I've stuck her on ignore now, and I'll do the same to you as well, save you bitching at me every time I post anything.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:53, archived)
You massive queen.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:57, archived)
haha he has as well
bit touch sensitive
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 12:27, archived)
But then she’d just make a new account, as she has done many times before.
She’s basically herpes for this place, there’s no getting rid of her, you just have to live with it, try not to think about it, and make sure you tell other websites that you might be infectious.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:48, archived)
Hi, I am from the FUTURE!
You were right!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:29, archived)
I usually am.
Or will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 13:56, archived)

I have a mate who can't maintain a relationship with a woman unless there's constant drama. I've banned him from talking to me about it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:53, archived)
Cool story bro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:54, archived)
I've got another mate whose name
is James. He's a funny fellow.

Subscribe to my I've got a mate blog for more fascinating tales.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:59, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:08, archived)

:(
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:11, archived)

Mind you, if there was no drama here at all it'd just be middle aged people talking about their day and indulging in crass toilet humor.

Edit: Oh, and pure unalloyed racist Naziness obviously.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:56, archived)

Mind you, if there was no drama here at all it'd just be middle aged people talking about their day and indulging in crass toilet humor.

Edit: Oh, and pure unalloyed racist Naziness obviously.

poo poo kill the Jews

Edit: what's for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:06, archived)

Well that's just lazy anti-semitism. At least make a death list of 2 people.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:10, archived)
Me, and then me again in case the first time doesn't work out.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:12, archived)
Warheads or missiles?
Most if not all nuclear missiles contain MIRVs (multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle) which each contain a wardhead that as the name suggests can be directed to hit different targets.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:00, archived)
On the plus side, I'm heavily invested in US equities so the election result will cool the recent volatility.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 8:47, archived)
I just want that colossal tangerine shitgibbon to die of a rage induced heart attack on the shitter

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:13, archived)
Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L4IrgZHvzk
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:19, archived)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:59, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:08, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:11, archived)
FUCK YOUR GEOSTORM UToL YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED IT

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)
GEOSTORM it right up your shitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 11:49, archived)

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