Right!Time to eat everything in the house, and drink all the booze.
I'll check back in around noon with a progress report.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:02,
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ding dong merrily on bollocks(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:49,
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Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of bollocks (
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:54,
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I prefer the Carol of the bollocks myself (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:08,
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Happy Christmas! youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?si=gYM9OVJcusHclmTf
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:28,
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Merry Christmas (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:41,
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Christmas Cheers I’m hungover as fuck, a “couple” of beers in the pub turned into “several“ beers
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:36,
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MorningAnd Merry Christmas
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:40,
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internet people are christmas people too(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:48,
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Merry ChristmasMy parents dragged me to church this morning and the new young vicar did a sermon where he quoted gandalf and star wars.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:37,
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My parents bought everyone presents But when I asked where mine were, they "suddenly" realised that they'd forgotten to buy me any.
So, I've just had to sit and watch the rest of the family enjoying their presents while I get nothing.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:41,
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Tbh, I'd rather just go home At least there I don't get treated like a fucking afterthought
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:56,
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Cast them into a pit of burning shit. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Dec 2024, 18:03,
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Maybe call them all cunts and tell them to fuck themselves and then go home.It sounds like what they deserve.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 18:41,
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I basically did (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 20:40,
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In trouble now.Mum read out her Christmas cracker joke "what is the most popular king at christmas".
I shouted "Wang". Now all the children are asking for the joke to be explained
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 14:09,
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Right, bed time!Who's up for an early night, eh?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 22:25,
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No way, I'm going to try to catch Santaand chib the cunt.
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brb Ебать агента Краснова, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 23:53,
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It’s fucking Christmas now.Merry fucking Christmas you lot.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 0:06,
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favourite xmas board gamecome on you pricks give it to me
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:25,
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^loves a 'danger wank' in the fruit and veg aisle(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Dec 2024, 19:57,
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nearly bought monotony today(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 20:07,
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fuck it let's get pissed(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 20:07,
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Only board game I ever play is monopoly (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 21:08,
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Pin the tail on the aardvark (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 22:10,
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You'd best send mongychops a gaz, he knows about this sort of thing.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:15,
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I actually assisted someone over Gaz yesterday to 100% success. (
mongychops, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 16:55,
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Monkey (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 16:33,
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I have been called that, yes.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:00,
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Pigsy (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:29,
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You would say that!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 17:59,
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up yoursmind you i chose to come in today as i'm a greedy money grabbing cunt
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:00,
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oh yeah! i need to go to lidl to buy some presents for my only child later(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:02,
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oh my god that's so CrAzY how you type(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:15,
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Fucking hell This bug is a fucker. Spent yesterday afternoon in bed under 2 duvets and a blanket. It’s easiing off now though, woozy but cough not to painful. May put a mask on later and get some more flu drugs.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:39,
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That was me last weekPlus bonus diarrhoea
GURD TOIMES
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 9:22,
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HiyaaI'm driving the family down south. 3 hours, one 2 year-old, all the tablets and toys.
Wish me luck
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:10,
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Is "down south" a euphemism for death?What tablets have you given them all of?
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Rohypnol (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 11:08,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:11,
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I have to work tomorrow morningand I am very unhappy about it.
Also, I opened my torch up after finding the battery ran out when I was trying to do a meter reading, only for this great big fucker of a battery to fall out and land on my toes.
To this end i'd call for 4R25 batteries to be banned by law. Stupid things.
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I'm worried you've not understood the severity of my annoyance at a battery(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 23:24, archived)
given that you post once or twice a yearand fuck off again immediately after, I really couldn't give a shit
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so did the company i'm twerking for. i'm still in tomorrow(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 5:17,
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jesus did you buy your torch from a museum?(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 5:18,
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Evening, I hope you're easing into Christmas?Suggestions for films over the festive period plz
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 17:57,
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Scrooged (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:06,
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Actually decided to watch it myself (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:29,
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And now the ending has got me crying Like it always does
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 21:56,
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They really should have left it as a trilogyThough I liked how they broke the fourth wall and called out how the studio was forcing them to do it.
Wait no that was The Matrix.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:08,
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Crazy that even babies can be transsexual these days.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:54,
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A colleague shared this on Facebook last week,but I find non-binary 0-18 month olds extremely hard to buy for.
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Merry Christmas all you wonderful twats.I recommend Better Off Dead, it’s Christmassy and exceedingly 80s.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:07,
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:11,
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I AM NOT A /TALKER! I AM A FREE MAN!(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:46,
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Have you seen the sequel? Absolutely magic what she does with all 12 reindeer(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:29,
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yeah loads what are you interested in?(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:50,
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ah. you're probably looking for a serbian film.full of dolphins. and porpoises! in fact they did it on porpoises!
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:05,
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thank youand thank you
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:36,
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"Honey, I blew up the mosque"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:38,
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got any more dynamite?(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:47,
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Just watched ghostbustersNow...
When I saw that as a kid, the librarian ghost scene at the start scared the shit out of me - now being shown on a Monday afternoon
Either we are dumbing down on certification ratings or I was little scaredy cat pussy girly sop!
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lol pussy pussy sop sop(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:55,
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Also Jaws was on Sunday afternoon not long agoWhen that dude gets bitten in half... at least a 15 cert
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The Holy MountainREC and REC2 (the original versions)
The Omen (1, 2 & 3)
Constantine b/w Devil's Advocate
Devil (2010)
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brb Ебать агента Краснова, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 22:16,
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The spy who loved meRodger Moore practically invented Christmas.
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Shitwanks I’ve come down with the lurgy. Been coughing since last night and have a temperature. Looks like I’m staying home this year- don’t want to risk giving this to brother in law, would be a bad thing to screw his cancer treatment schedule with a cold.
So, everyone else in the crimbo mood?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 15:02,
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Enforced socialising and expenditure!Just what the Autists want :)
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 15:23,
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Yeah, more or less.Sorry about your apparently endless misfortunes.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Dec 2024, 15:23,
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Just been to see Sonic 3 at the cinemaVery funny but not very Christmassy. Some woman brought A BABY into the cinema and sat right behind me. It wouldn't stop screaming. I had to ask her to take it outside. I mean. who takes A BABY into a cinema, stupid cow. Jim Carrey was superb though.
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I hate babies. They scare me. Any kid up to the age of about 15 is a bit of nightmare. Little weirdos.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 15:59,
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I remember Saville used to claim that he didn't like children, just saying(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 16:19, archived)
www.deviantart.com/ukimatsurasi/art/Smokescreen-from-idw-896527118
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 17:39,
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^bangkok holiday(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 17:45,
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I'm in work tonight and tomorrow Still feeling christmassy
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 16:00,
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i'm in work tomorrow too(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 16:53,
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self employed innitgoing to be starting late and fucking off early for a full day rate so happy days tbh
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 17:36,
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You lucky, lucky bastard.I might be coming down with something (I'm getting some ENT numbness and wobbliness) but it's too late for me to cancel Christmas, sadly.
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brb Ебать агента Краснова, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 16:49,
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You have an ent disease?What, like Dutch elm? Honey fungus, maybe?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Dec 2024, 16:59,
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I stopped celebrating when the christ bit became irrelevant. I'm not religious but without it I can't be bothered.(
mongychops, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:34,
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i'm celebrating mas. we love mas round these parts. everyone's into it.(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:53,
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I'm in it for the food, booze and presents (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:31,
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Pushing that bellend down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 10:10,
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I feel sorry for the board sometimes (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 10:28,
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If it's inanimate It wouldn't be very good for fucking
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 11:05,
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That's one I haven't watched (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 13:02,
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you should. it very good. and funny.(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:06,
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Don't worry, thanks to the assisted dying bill they will soon be able to put us all out of its misery(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:01,
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Excuse me, the adults were having a conversation 😶(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 10:38,
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Conversation? Instead of shouting bollocks all day?
It'll never catch on.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 10:49,
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About winkies and plop plops?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:02,
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youtu.be/xWMYRSOFVcg?si=GTPWnsHZWhb-So03 + end
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:04,
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Well, good morning fellow humans.It all got rather real last night. Hope you're all well today.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 7:05,
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i'm off to work on my routemaster bustoot! toot!
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 7:31,
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MorningI had quite a cough last night.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 8:33,
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MorningLast day in the office. Naturally, I CBA
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:06,
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I still have the frisbee you sent me, you know Hope this finds you well?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:24,
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Also working today, and tomorrow Although I have a funny feeling virginmedia might be doing work in the area, that may result in intermittent connectivity issues
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:26,
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OMFG, you've still got the frisbee?? That's a blast from the past 😁Sorry to hear your connection's sketchy.
I was hoping to only do some month-end billing, but a client has just had the AUDACITY to ask me a question...as if, I'm not going to treat today like the last day at school 😅
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 10:37,
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G E O S T O R M(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:27,
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 11:03,
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i wanted to make that into a geostorm xmas tree but i'm not 1337 enough(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:15,
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MorningTime to get wired off my face on caffeine for the last work project of the year.
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.Yeti., Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:29,
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I think we’re about to lose a much-loved relative My partner’s gran is 81 and has been suffering dementia for the last couple of years but the disease’s progression has ramped up drastically over the last few weeks. She has lost the ability to speak or sit up, has gone into the foetus position and now has pneumonia. I really hope she doesn’t recover. This would be a merciful relief if she died now. We’re all a bit broken at the moment.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 18:57,
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I'm really sorry to read that.My grandma and great aunt both died in much the same way. It was awful, but kind of a relief that the suffering was over.
I hope no-one suffers too much.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 19:28,
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ThanksIts a bit somber here right now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 19:52,
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Sorry to hear that :(My nan died a couple of months ago under similar circumstances.
It was hard on the family but the relief was definitely there. I hope you and yours will be okay.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 20:33,
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She was still taking it up the arse until the day she carked it, what a trooper xx(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 20:52, archived)
Too soonOr too late. Not sure which yet.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 20:55,
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MIL has asked that they not insert breathing tube(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 20:56,
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My grandma had always said "If I need to be intubated, forget it."She'd been a nurse.
Sympathies to you and the family.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 21:49,
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My mum's insistent that if she loses her marbles I'm to sort her out with dad's shotgun.This is despite my protests that as a medical professional I could come up with something much less messy that doesn't land me in prison.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 2:46,
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Maybe she just hates you and wants you to end up as the prison girlfriend of a man known as 'Mad Dog.'(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:05,
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Ah mate, that's shit At least she won't be suffering
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 21:12,
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Aww bugger. Sorry to hear that.I hope it's over soon, anyway.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Dec 2024, 21:21,
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My old nan died in January We saw her on Christmas day, but she just wasn't there. You have my sympathy m8
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 23:25,
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How's the new one working out?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 0:54,
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Ah, feck it.This does sound like her way of going gentle into that good night.
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.Yeti., Mon 23 Dec 2024, 0:06,
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Yeah. We’re just waiting for more news now(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 8:32,
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Sorry to hear that.Hope she's at peace soon.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 2:41,
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From what we’ve heard she’s comfortable right now(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 8:32,
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It's the guffcheese that's made backwards!(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 15:42,
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Holy shit my B3ta account is old enough to drink 😐(
Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 15:46,
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Mine is very nearly old enough to drinkin America.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:10,
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OoooooOOOh, get youYou can get one of those BuzzBalls that taste like battery acid
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:19,
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Don't threaten me with a good timeStarlight?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 18:48,
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:30,
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no thanksi'll wait for afternoon
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 8:17,
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morning, still firing from last night weeeeeeeeeeee(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 9:49,
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I watched AD/BC A Rock Opera last night as I do every xmasHouse of Fools Xmas Special l8r
Trading Places for NYE
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:18,
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i'm watching monty python's flying circus(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:28,
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Summer is i-comen in!That's the shortest day out the way, now look we forward to the glories of ever longer evenings and the brightening days.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:34,
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what a positive commentyou alright?
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:42,
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Yes, I am filled with a boundless joyGlory and trumpets! Hip hip, hurray!
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 11:26,
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Morning. I've taken a few days of annual leave so will be using my personal account rather than my work account.Please note this means I will be unable to respond to gazzes to my work account until 30/12/24.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 11:44,
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I had high hopes for my mould thread. :((
brb Ебать агента Краснова, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 22:49,
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Have you considered joining the British Mycological Society?I was going to, but was put off by the hyphae.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Dec 2024, 23:45,
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BleachWatered down bleach in an old spray bottle. It's dirt cheap, and keeps the mould off the grout.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 8:36,
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Bad time of day.If you try again in about 36 hours, nobody will even notice it's a repost.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 11:00,
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MOULDHave you found unexpected mould recently? I have. I've been using the Cillit Bang Cillit Bang Cillit Cillit Cillit Bang Mould spray, seems to do the job but makes the house smell like a swimming pool. What are you lesser cunts doing about yours?
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brb Ебать агента Краснова, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 19:26,
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No mould here But if there was, I would contact the housing authority and get them to fix it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 20:06,
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that pornoguesser thing in the newsletterreminded me of when I was browsing porn and found a video that had been filmed in the former Sierra Leone embassy in central London. They were fucking on the stairs and I was a bit worried for them because I knew the cast iron ballustrade was incredibly weak
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Adds to the excitement (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:14,
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Also, balustrade has only one L(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 7:52,
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Good afternoon, you sorry bunch of spastics(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:17,
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Afternoon Successfully wrangled the mental onto a train to Ely. I can relax until Christmas eve.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:31,
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I'm feeling good todaymy mrs is sick in bed
might go on a billy bender
lol bender
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:51,
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Your Mrs is sick in bed? Yeah, we all know......that thing she does with her tongue tho 😍
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so well known this forum is named after it!(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:19,
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I'm going to my mate's Christmas drinks
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26,
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might have a grog laternot had a drop since Monday, which is more impressive than it sounds
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:59,
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She's rather fond of brandy and baileys lately And she's paying, so that's what we'll be having
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06,
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Brandy and amaretto is fantastic I believe it's called a French Connection. Maybe it's because it gets you 'fcuk'-ed up LOLOLOLOL
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:14,
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looks like my landlord is going to have to replace the roof heremerry christmas dude, unlucky
he's a decent fellow, I feel sorry for him, nice that it's not on me for a change tho
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:52,
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btw your rent's going up(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26,
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just signed new tenancy agreement so if it is, it can't be until the end of next yearin fairness we're paying a good £500 a month under market rate anyway
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:00,
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Shit, I remember when 500 a month was the market rateI'm so glad I had a stable enough income to buy a place in the first housing crash of my adult life. I could not afford to rent now.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06,
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Instead of shitposting on beeter dot com I’m donating to charityand this is to guilt-trip you all into doing the same
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:54,
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I'm donating some of this to the brb foodbankstatic.independent.co.uk/2021/01/13/09/shutterstock_editorial_813815a.jpg?quality=75&width=1200&auto=webp
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:08,
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I wanted to donate blood But I can't, because I'm anaemic.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:07,
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*belms*(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 19:16,
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A little present for everyone under the tree
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 19:43,
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Cheers, Trouser, Cheers.By the way does anyone know a working method of overlaying transparent gifs over each other on the board? I've tried a few ways that work in preview but the code is shredded when I post.
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brb Ебать агента Краснова, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 20:06,
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aww thank you! it's what i've always wanted(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 6:30,
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Baubles (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 7:48,
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back once again for the renegade plasterer(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:07,
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D for drywall, with the drill behaviour(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:17,
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