Afternoon We’re in Bristol in the drizzle. The locals say Bristol to rhyme with drizzle which is well lol!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 13:47,
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Finding anything to laugh at in Bristol must be hard (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 13:49,
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Well, yeah If you want to set the bar THAT low
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 15:05,
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Not bad Blood clot, but that's being sorted. You?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 19:04,
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I love Bristol I reckon I could live there. Some cracking restaurants there these days
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 15:23,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 18:19,
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brb natural fistic, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 18:46,
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I suppose you could say that, yes.(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 9:24,
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An actual good one for a change.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 10:50,
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piss offmy back is fucked i can barely walk
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 10:52,
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Why has nobody ever told me about this? You are all cunts. No question.youtu.be/8Sf0htzbMKk?si=cYWcR71L8-ZjGduG
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mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 22:32,
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this modern music! It's all just bleeps and bangsand I couldn't understand a bloody word!
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"He runs like Shergar, he jumps like Tir-nan-Og,He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce o' coke."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Feb 2025, 14:22,
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So was I it is why I linked it. Still people moaning. (
mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 23:44,
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I didn't tell you about it because I had no idea it existed And even if I did, I don't give a fuck.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 23:08,
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I'm all in favour of what they've done to modernise and raise the profile of the Irish language.It's still hippity-hoppity, though, so, whatever.
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.Yeti., Fri 14 Feb 2025, 23:29,
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if you play it backwards it sounds like words(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 1:11,
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Good afternoon, wankstain'sI just served an American lady and as she left, she said 'Happy Valentine's Day' to me.
I mean double-you tee eff, right?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:53,
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Busy weekend ahead?Museum 2moz, gastropub lunch with chums on Sunday.
Might bumhole a bison
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:54,
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Might hump a hypsilophodon.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:55,
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might valentine a velociraptor(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 17:01,
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Bloody yanks will celebrate anything Tell them that in England, we celebrate St. Bogan's Day instead, where we drink buckfast and fight each other.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:03,
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It’s coat a sheep in raspberry jam daySwan upping in Downham, swan downing day in Uppham and the swans are staying well clear of Updown
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:26,
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You get there via the dirt road to Suckham(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 14:05,
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I'm Sir Loves-a-Lot, the bear who loves to love(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:44,
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You're gentleheart lamb and you know it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 16:54,
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Alright Smeggers does PlopMight actually make a pic for /board... probs won't tho
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 21:26,
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MorningWent to a gig in Camden last night. Very BBC6 crowd. Think we saw Steve Lamaq in the tube station.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 7:41,
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Farts rhymes with hearts(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Feb 2025, 8:11,
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Guff rhymes with love if you say one of the words wrong(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 8:25,
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Yeah. They were good. Enjoyed them. Very much the kind of people Mark Riley would have on to do a session.www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdeKkA4gOPs
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 8:46,
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what type of musicis BBC6 known for?
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:25,
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It's my go-to partly because I haven't ever heard Coldplay on there.They've been playing this a lot this week, it's a tune
youtu.be/msjLFlNBlR0?si=wGsW51Aanvy68t8N
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I mostly listen to Lister's funk show and that posh twat's jazz show.Iggy Pop's show can be okay. The rest seem very playlisty and HEYYYYY radio deejaay. Still better than 2, 1, 1x, or any of the commercial nationals, obviously.
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brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 17:53,
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Morning My plans for an early night were, once again, ruined by insomnia. Managed a couple of hours of actual sleep, but I still feel like I've just been exhumed
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 9:36,
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Just think of yourself as resurrectedour cat has decided that I'm the best thing to sleep on. I sleep on my side so she comes and perches on my flank or hip until I turn over, then she hops off, waits for me to settle and goes back to using me as a human hot-water bottle. I'm surprised how well I'm sleeping to be honest.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 9:40,
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Mine do that, too And when Igor wants his breakfast, he stands on my bladder
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:19,
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I was thinking about changing my signaturenot sure what to do and could really use some support guys.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 9:59,
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This is my favourite valentines day messageb3ta.com/talk/7446570
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 10:10,
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My favourite Valentine's Day message is from 2013:Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius
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fuck I remember that,I'm class.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 10:39,
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Roses are red Violets are red
Everything is red
I'm colourblind
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:01,
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Just look in your heart and you will find the answer(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Feb 2025, 10:10,
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I just looked in my heartit's full of tar.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 10:39,
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ask chatGPT, tell him Johnny Nomates sent youok I put a word in for you, chatGPT suggests "Lovecraftian Hug Dispenser"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:19,
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I just purchased a pair of Clarks wallabees. Will they be as good as I remember, or will my trip down memory lane be soiled ? Soiled yourself recently? (
mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 21:24,
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Fucking love wallabees As long as they're made in the UK the quality should still be there. Mod, reggae and hip hop cred, mad for a shoe from Somerset
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 21:30,
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But to answer the main question I did a damp guff a couple of weeks ago but I wouldn't call it a full soiling
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 21:31,
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A few weeks is a good interval at our age. Well done.(
mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 21:43,
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Veronica, Veronica, no woman's breath was chronic-er(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 1:27,
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I made a pair of replica wallabees from a kit while at primary school(to be honest I probably got a lot of help from my mum)
and wore them to school for a good while
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Memory plays funny tricks Nothing is ever as good as the first time
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 23:18,
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sleep is getting better and better(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 1:06,
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I have no idea what those are, apparently everyone else was well into shoes when I was young, who knew(, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 6:48, archived)
Me neither, I remember Clark’s shoes being for nerds when I was a kid.Of course I had some, as a nerd from Somerset.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 8:25,
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That's my secret,I'm always soliling myself.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 9:22,
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Alright, Mark Guffalo (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 9:38,
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With a staccato rhythm Like a turd nugget machine gun
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 16:52,
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Glen Campbell's first draft rejected by the label as 'too faecal'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 17:21,
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Can’t help but feel you’ve got an ulterior motive for asking.What’s your real agenda here?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 11:44,
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Pretty sure he's going to try and sell us something. Probably drugs(, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 11:46, archived)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:11,
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I can absolutely promise you that I will(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:11,
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Can I have some betamethasone 0.025% (as valerate) ointment please, we need it for a customer order.(, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:16, archived)
Don’t be daft, you can’t buy drugs on the internet.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:45,
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He's not asking anything, it's a statement.It seems like your cognitive abilities are impaired, probably by drugs.
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brb natural fistic, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 15:45,
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I'll take two wraps of 'pink champagne' and a 'purple om' pls m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:07,
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I'll throw in a wee japper shovel seeing as it's you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:10,
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Nothing drugs can't fix (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 12:35,
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We should just call every gulf the Gulf of Gulf, problem solved(, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 13:16, archived)
Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 8:20,
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Morning.What if I’m more of an afternoon sort of guy?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 8:51,
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Morning pants, put them onDance around, sing a song.
Woo, yay for Thursday-day,
All day long.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 9:22,
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You see, AI can't write stuff like that, can it?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 9:28,
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I'd put in at least as much time to that as it took to typethat was quite a bit of effort.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 9:54,
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Calm down, NME (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 9:51,
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Am I fuck.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 10:28,
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19:56you're all a bunch of pricks
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 19:56,
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have you seen a man eat his own head?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 20:37,
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I've seen a man trying to suck it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 21:18,
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Queef Sme-eggy Sme-ee-e-ee-egwhat's my muthafuckin name?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 14:50,
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CorrectI'm a German theoretical physicist, one of the main pioneers of the theory of quantum mechanics and a principal scientist in the Nazi nuclear weapons program during World War II
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 15:00,
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scat-porn producer
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 15:10,
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there are still such things as facts you know, Heisenberg was a real person, nothing "theoretical" about him, he's on wiki ffsalthough it says nothing about the quality of his merchandise on there, very odd
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 16:13,
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Can I say hitler?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 17:33,
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Princess Bonjela (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 18:00,
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Valentine's bollocks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 12:18,
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What becomes of the broken-heartedWho had beans that's gone and farted?
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 13:24,
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There was a charity poster up in the canteen of one my old workplaces,the text said "What becomes of the broken booted? Broken hearted" it annoyed the living fuck out of me and I sill think about it.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 13:39,
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My old PC won't boot into Windows 3.1, I'm sure that's what that poster meant.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 13:49,
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That was not the way to submit a servicedesk request.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 14:04,
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What's that supposed to mean?It doesn't even make grammatical sense.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2025, 15:43,
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Fucking right?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 17:02,
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I still feel like there's some context missing, because right now that doesn't annoy me but it totally bemuses me.
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My guesses:The workplace was dealing with software development (boot errors), or electricity (oops you're grounded and dead), or molten metals or something similarly dangerous.
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brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 17:57,
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Your old workplace was run by cunts (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 18:32,
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I told them as much.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 18:33,
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Love is in the airand by love I mean my morning guffs
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 7:51,
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BUONGEORNO (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 8:22,
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I still haven't found what I'm looking for,I am looking for meat.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 11:21,
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Meatest Thing(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 13:26,
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Hold Meat, Thrill Meat, Kiss Meat, Grill Meat(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 13:35,
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Who remembers when U2 put a sausage on everyone's phone without asking? (
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 13:42,
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Just call for meat and I'll send it along With love, from meat U2(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 20:14,
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Pork CylindersI just had to look this up and it's perked me up no end
treatday.rknight.me
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 9:49,
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George Monbiot, you say?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 10:58,
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Yours appears to be broken (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 10:33,
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You have good eyesight.Time for some St Ettienne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4b_n0aDXvg
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 11:18,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 9:19,
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I wonder what Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones is up to tonight(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 19:57,
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don't know what's funny about the 3rd highest mountain in mid wales(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 20:46, archived)
www.yr.no/en/forecast/daily-table/2-1608452/Thailand/Nan/Mueang%20Nan/Nan
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www.yr.no/en/forecast/daily-table/2-1308371/Myanmar/Kachin%20State/Myitkyin%C4%81%20District/Mum
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His elbow in a goat's arsehole (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 20:50,
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Celebrity Masterchef goes wild this season. (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 21:36,
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Brushing his teeth, going to bed, dreaming of Violet BerlinSame as the rest of us.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 22:53,
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No idea what a Violet Berlin is, guessing it's nazi, gazzing brb(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 23:02, archived)
It’s a sex move involving shoving Parma Violets up your nose.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 7:38,
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he's wearing his special gloves
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 2:25,
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Quick bollocks, yeahAll over UTOL's candlebumday
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 16:29,
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Bollocks These tablets are making me feel light headed, but in a nice way. It's like being a little bit drunk and is making work much more pleasant
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 18:31,
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That's how I coped with a factory line job back in the day.The time dragged less and I could save on bus fair by simply flying home.
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brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 21:56,
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How dare you alright all over my birthday,alright.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 14:44,
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Going to the pub after workyeah not bad.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 15:37,
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:06,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:16,
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Well this is quite something (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:12,
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That really didn't work on a phone browserand neither does this edited vefsion, oh well.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:14,
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No matter what, just know, I'll always be proud of you (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:17,
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That's all I wanted to hear.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:22,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:44,
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It looks just fine from here, UTL.23 years eh? I salute your dedication.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:55,
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Rob sent me a Gaz on my 10th anniversary it was like getting a letter from the queen.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:22,
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I once got him to click a jumpscare link at 1am.He was so pleased.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 11:17,
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GEOSTORMHappy candles and many happy GEOSTORMS of the day, UToL.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:58,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 11:14,
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WHOAH, that's some serious oldness you've got there, oldster.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:16,
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Yep it's been a whiletbh I'm shocked the site is still going.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:23,
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[Roll Safe Think About It meme]Can't become irrelevant if you were never relevant to start with.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Feb 2025, 13:02,
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“Kendrick Lamar didn’t just perform at the Super Bowl – he set a cultural agenda,” says Lauren Beeching, a UK-based expert in crisis PR for celebrities. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 11:42,
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you're walking around on a stage talking shit, got itsee you at #infest
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 13:02,
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what's the DEAL with DRAKE?? what IS he, a DUCK??(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 17:57,
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That's a lot of candles (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 18:30,
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Back to work todayWhat delights will await me in the Outlook inbox?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 7:50,
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Start with the Inlook outboxEase yourself in slowly, so to speak
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 8:01,
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"Your teammates are trying to reach you in Microsoft Teams"(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 8:08,
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Some wankery from HR no doubt (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 8:31,
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Maybe someone you don't like has fucked up while you were away,And now they might get fired
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:01,
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Nobody ever gets fired from this place(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:33,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 8:31,
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Bang boom bap bang (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2025, 9:00,
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