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mite do a poo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:16, archived)
I find myself wondering if you did or not.
If so, was it satisfying?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 11:28, archived)
the past is a foreign country, with a poo floating on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 12:09, archived)
Cunts, what do you imagine the worst thing about having two wrists in plaster? I'll be doing scores

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:18, archived)
having an itchy wrist?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:19, archived)
4

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)
wanking?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:19, archived)
I assume by that you actually mean "not wanking."

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:17, archived)
where there's a will there's a way
i fucked a rubber glove when i was in hospital in a wheelchair as a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:18, archived)

a rubber glove when i was in hospital in a wheelchair as

+ /rabid rodent
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)
they thought you were waving at them

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 2:15, archived)
3

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)
wiping your arse?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:20, archived)
6

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)
having an itchy anus?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:21, archived)
5

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)
The indignity of using a head dobber?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:23, archived)
0

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)
doing press ups?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:23, archived)
archery?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:29, archived)
assembling a bivvy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:29, archived)
Everyone assuming you're some kind of massive spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:35, archived)
assuming

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)
The disgusting smell?

(SILOUSER40, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:37, archived)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK TO MONGY LIKE THAT

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:07, archived)
SILOUSER40
Turtle power!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 6:24, archived)
Juggling?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:45, archived)
bitch-slapping hoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:47, archived)
when i had two broken legs and a broken arm the worst thing was trying to get to and onto the toilet without being attacked by my mum's new husband's mental fucking dog
i reckon for you not being able to crochet has been quite the trauma
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:48, archived)
The Jews

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)
goes without saying m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:15, archived)
How are they being allowed to do this? 10

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)
Shitty yo-yo tricks
You limp wristed bitch
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:37, archived)
poo and wee

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)
Scoring these replies?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)
Doctors banned you from fisting for 6 weeks?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)
Your missus left you because you can no longer satisfy her needs? (see post above)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:16, archived)
The radiation from all the x-rays has given you deadly bum cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:17, archived)
You can't mince properly?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:18, archived)
Trying to roll a decent joint mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:20, archived)
Having people ask you constantly what you did and having to explain it yet again?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 0:06, archived)
Your all mummy-shagging fannies
- the lot of you.

Especially you.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:52, archived)
i guess so

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:07, archived)
no I never
It was never proven
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:25, archived)
This is LOL, and also edgy.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:32, archived)
"Lodgy", as it were.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:36, archived)
Fuck you, Lodgy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:58, archived)
I just try to join in
- like you neurotypicals
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)
what's your point?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:48, archived)
also careful, 'all' will naturally include brb
and he's a sensitive little baby about being insulted
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:49, archived)
shit, ignore that I said baby and brb in the same post

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)
He'll actually try to attack this post to reach the baby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:59, archived)
👃🔨🔨

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:00, archived)
smell my hammers

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)
50p hammer

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:18, archived)
The one thing we didn't want to happen

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:34, archived)
^Ethan Gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:13, archived)
We've been reverse fly-tipped.
After a revamp of the porch we had a pile of bits of off-cuts, old wood, chipboard, plasterboard and other unwanted dross piled up agains the shed. I got back from my run and the pile of rubbish was gone! I know it's not the council as they don't take stuff from private property, but we'd have had to pay someone to take the crap away so... great!

Has anyone inadvertently done you a big favour recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)
I'm well jealous
my garden is chock full of crap like that
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)
Sounds like you need a SHED lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)
Well. We have a shed but it's small so we need to be absoutely ruthless
we only have a small quantity of nearly-empty paint tins, old plant pots and suchlike. No room for wood off-cuts and bits of ply. It's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:44, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:09, archived)
I built a massive shed during lockdown
it is now also full of crap
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:10, archived)

shed erection
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:10, archived)
that too

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)
SHED TALK
i built this this badboy last year
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:30, archived)
That is a shed.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:58, archived)
a strong brown shed that don't need no man

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:34, archived)
also it has lighting and solar panels on the roof

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:38, archived)
-lighting and solar panels +podka dots

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:19, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:28, archived)
you love it you dirty shed slag

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:44, archived)
it's a bit small

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:46, archived)
but what about the shed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:24, archived)

That's what she said!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:33, archived)

That's what she shed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:49, archived)
I found out shortly after our builders abandoned our home renovation and scarpered that they had buried a shitload of broken roof tiles and concrete in my compost heap.
They also destroyed the patio by burning piles of wood offcuts and plastic on it.
They'd hired a skip but then filled it with their own junk including bags of their household waste (I found a load of letters in one with their address on, stupid pricks). Think they've gone bust now.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)
I'll be honest garold, no, no they have not.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:31, archived)
I am sorry

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:44, archived)
That's very sweet of you garold, it's what I deserve tho, I really am a shit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:54, archived)
I suspected my girlfriend was cheating on me but I couldn't prove it
I now have chlamydia

Proven
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)
She gave you a pot plant?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:55, archived)
That's such a lovely name

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)
Not even in my top 10 favourite Pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:02, archived)
That was (from) me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)
IB(I)WYDOB

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)
Are you certain you didn't get it from fucking a koala?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:04, archived)
Come on, how can anyone truly be sure of that?
Be serious
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:28, archived)
Yeah what gives with this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)
I said chlamydia
Not syphilis
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:41, archived)
Randy little buggers have all the STDs.
Chlamydia, syphilis, whooping cough, DLT, the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)
But especially chlamydia.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22207442
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)
and they piss out of their cocks
disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)
You should give her syphilis in return

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:23, archived)
As if
I'm the one who does favours for everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)
Favour Fav

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)
Fuckin' gippos
I hate pikeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)
I'm doing a 'reverse fly-tip' as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:36, archived)
I'm in talks with rob about buying b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:17, archived)
we could all buy it, like a cooperative. actually i didn't think that through at all.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)
50p ham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:42, archived)
Who gets custody of the gestational sac?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:43, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:39, archived)
standard

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:49, archived)
afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:37, archived)
oh shush

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:10, archived)
Now it's stopped raining, but it's proper muggy
Please remember to like, comment and subscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:12, archived)
And live, laugh and love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:12, archived)
And Rod, Jane and Freddy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:13, archived)
Sounds like the wife shouldn't have married the lolwaki prick in the first place, if there was even a chance of that happening.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)
I don't think the events described actually happened

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:13, archived)
this whole thing has been a tissue of lies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:02, archived)
Don't be ridiculous, I read it on the internet so it must be real

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)
-lies +whoppers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:49, archived)
This subreddit is the least funny thing on the Internet
And I include b3ta in that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:01, archived)
you fucking started it

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:13, archived)
I did not

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:15, archived)
you did!
you invaded poland!
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:36, archived)
Pushing that morning down the board
Alright bellscab's, wha'gwan?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:27, archived)
I had an interview published in a magazine
which feela pretty fucking great tbh
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:33, archived)
Are you Italian now?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:48, archived)

Italian Jar Jar Binks
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)
lo sei sempre stato. Sei un pedofilo incallito.

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)
*KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:38, archived)
hey, the whole 'brb is a paedophile' text meme has been thoroughly put to bed
don't go dragging that whole mess up again
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)
brb is a *what*?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:24, archived)
-*what* +cunt

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)
Was it a child's bed?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)
Congrats

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:02, archived)
ta

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)
Tropical Disease Monthly, "My Botfly Nightmare"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)
Russell Brand, "My Botty Rot"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

"I feel it inside my heart..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:30, archived)
'Forbidden Touch: the UK magazine for mega-nonces'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)
Can't wait to get my hands on this month's Modern Necrophile

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
So I'm an italian who fucks dead children and has a parasitic infection
you guys really like me 🥲
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:31, archived)
and we wouldn't have you any other way <3

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)
Laundry day when it's raining
I feel like Alanis Morrisette up in this piece! Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:38, archived)
Haha, classic!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)
it's like going to Spoons on your wedding day

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:30, archived)
Busy day at work today
which can fuck off because I don't want a busy day, I want to sit around getting paid to do fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:53, archived)
So a Project Manager then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:03, archived)
No, I want to be an NHS statistician.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
50% means a half, that's a good starting point, if you learn that you'll be 'halfway' there lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:33, archived)
So you want to be an NHS statistician, gotcha.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)
No, I want to be a project manager.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
you're very fickle I've noticed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)
I prefer "capricious"
or "bellend"
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:45, archived)
Paul Williams 1st draft of the Bugsy Malone soundtrzzzzzz

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:14, archived)

do
all chickens
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)
I have been called a chick sexer before.
I didn't think that's what they meant though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:25, archived)
Been for a walk, now having some fooooooood

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:03, archived)
you could have taken the food with you on the walk and eaten it as you walked, it's more efficient, talk to me first next time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)
I have the latest AI at my disposal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)
Having an unusually difficult time buying cat food

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:49, archived)
Buryin’ Wilson
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 6:15, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 6:17, archived)
We did that yesterday.
Do keep up, 007.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 7:49, archived)
Keep up? Who do you think killed him?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 8:05, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 8:06, archived)
I wonder if he knows how famous he is?
37 pages of results.

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=arseboon+dilbaro&p=37
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 8:22, archived)
My fault

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
Yeah well
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=aardvark&p=50
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 9:10, archived)
Not that it’s a competition or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 9:59, archived)
I'm assuming the search function maxes out at 50 pages of results.
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22Mr+tea%22&p=50
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 10:32, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=GEOSTORM

The search is awful you get the same posts over multiple pages, I'm sure this will be addressed with update 1.1.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 10:39, archived)
That was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:29, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 9:26, archived)
Barly morning any more

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:26, archived)
in other news
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449557
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)
what a load of bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)
You would say that.
Or is it that other guy that says bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:49, archived)
you just said it so perhaps that's a clue

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:52, archived)
we need to get to the bollocks of this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)
plums. 'rodney, your plums.'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:51, archived)
UMEBOSHI!!! That's what they shout in Japan when someone salts their plums.
UME = ooooh me + BOSHI = plums
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)
Corpse Sounds

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:53, archived)
Brian Went

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)
Us soul m8s should stick together

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 23:20, archived)
Sloop Gone B

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:56, archived)
Brian WilsOFF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:03, archived)
Brian Won'tson

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:18, archived)
fuck you hedgey

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:18, archived)
Dyin' Wilson

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:19, archived)
Pet Cemetery

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:24, archived)
Crematin’ USA

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:24, archived)
Surfin u r dead

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:28, archived)
Dead Vibrations

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)
Brian Will reading

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)
Ground ground underground he's underground

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:26, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:30, archived)
this works too well

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 20:26, archived)
Gone Today

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:27, archived)
In My Tomb

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:33, archived)
Coffin Essence

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:33, archived)
Croakomo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:36, archived)
Done Done Done

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:38, archived)
Ghansi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:40, archived)
404

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:41, archived)
Sufferin' USA

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:41, archived)
Sorry, I was out walking the dog.
Have I missed anything?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:49, archived)
Pet 'Rounds

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:50, archived)
Jfc
imgur.com/a/8ytBXAR
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:53, archived)
Another one of the "Was he still alive then?" crowd

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:58, archived)
oh put it in your blog you boring melt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:02, archived)
soz wrong person

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:03, archived)
No it wasn't LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:06, archived)
i know LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)
Wouldn't it be nice (to still be alive)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:47, archived)
Wouldn't I be on ice

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 20:12, archived)
Brian WillSmell

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 20:15, archived)
The Beached Boys

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
halfternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:48, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
I wonder what MiseryCunt of 'fuck off then' is up to today

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:25, archived)
just chillin
you?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)
Got about 7 1/2 minutes of work left
and then it's pub time. Well, it's walk time and then train time and then walk time and THEN pub time, if you prefer a more precise answer. Wanna come for a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:52, archived)
Normally you'd just have to ask nicely!
Hey-oooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:02, archived)
i was in the pub by 3pm you noob
But yeah I'd go for a pint with you
Any of you, actually. even tho obviously I'd rather run my balls through a hand mixer than talk to you twats
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)
I just got really stoned and went to to watch mindless violence in the cinema
It were greeet
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)
Ballerina?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:05, archived)
think i saw queef in the nutcracker
or was that his wife
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:25, archived)

trcracker de
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:36, archived)
marvellous erection, whoever it was

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:00, archived)
Yep
Absolute standard Wickery. I know you're tired of it but not me, bang on
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:34, archived)
i have no idea what this is but it sounds so exciting

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
TITSWEAT

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:43, archived)
nice nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:50, archived)
deeper and dice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:36, archived)
very nice, all sorts of creatures in the same device
© Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:44, archived)
I am in work
It sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:34, archived)
chin up buttercup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:34, archived)
Pint for me, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 17:47, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:27, archived)
soz wrong person

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:27, archived)
MiseryCunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:35, archived)
Alright Marc Almond

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 18:36, archived)
I wonder what Nick Heyward of 'Haircut 100' is up to today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:21, archived)
Whatever it is, I bet he's having a 'Fantastic Day'!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:23, archived)
I just irl lol'd out loud on the floor laughing at this fr

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:27, archived)
Alright, Lou Reed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:33, archived)
Licking

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:30, archived)
What, shots?
De chalice?

Probably both if I know Nick!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:45, archived)
Fucked if I know, mate.
I just reckon he's licking something.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:00, archived)
a boom-boom down, most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:44, archived)
my love pump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)
He's making pancakes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:04, archived)
that's just *so* Nick
pancake mad, he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)
He's quite fond of a flapjack, too
But never give him crumpets, unless you want to see him cry-wanking into his pancake batter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)
i do

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)
IBYDYDOB

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)
Use a whisk, you 80s music icon, you!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449281
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:14, archived)
yeah, up on Hampstead Heath, the dirty old bollocks
he's there so often, there's a campaign to rename it 'Heyward's Heath'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)
Was he in haircut 100 too?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:34, archived)
HELL yes
I'd argue that he *was* that band, not just in it. That's why I have a 'NO HEYWARD, NO HAIRCUT' tattoo on my lower back.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:43, archived)
I was going to do a strikethrough
so you were saying no 50p no handjob but lost the energy halfway through.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

so you were saying no 50p no hand +blow
but lost the energy halfway through. boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:24, archived)
See this is the sort of energy we need
more young go getters like Two Hats will get /chat back on its feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:52, archived)
I've invented a hat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)
I've heard of hats
So unless it's a completely unknown variety of hat, no you haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:59, archived)
i totally have ok, it has an inverted bowl-like structure with a 'brim' around it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)
You need to give it a catchy name, like a "brimmer" or a "brimjob" or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)
bowllocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:45, archived)
a bowl for your locks, hence the name: hat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:49, archived)
Bin dun. It's how many cultures carry foreign aid around

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:01, archived)
no way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)
I AM WEARING THE HAT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:47, archived)
Alright Posh Spice

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)
👍🏻👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 2:15, archived)
Probably wanking round Lambeth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:08, archived)
Katrina and the Wavezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)
feat. Gazza

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:51, archived)
Huw Edwards' finest moment

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:19, archived)
mor5ning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 6:36, archived)
So the wheel turns once again, and all of us travel its circumference, always in motion, but never moving, until at last we come to another morning thread on /talk.
As it was, as it is, as it will be again.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:17, archived)
Worst Talking Heads cover ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:36, archived)
Much of what I do fits the format “worst [thing] ever”.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:39, archived)
Worst format ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:47, archived)
Morning
Got woken up at 5 by squeaking coming from the hallway. Igor had brought a baby bird in and was torturing the poor thing to death.
Cats can be right cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:32, archived)
You really do have a pretty idiosyncratic set of relatives, don't you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:48, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:04, archived)
all cats should be put on a rocket and sent to the moon and left there

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:20, archived)
m0rning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7:50, archived)
Leathery calcium tanks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 8:47, archived)
Afternoon dewanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 8:49, archived)
Deaderick Forsyth

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:26, archived)
The Dead List

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:40, archived)
Nice to see you, to see you dead!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:46, archived)
tasteful tributes please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:07, archived)
George Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:42, archived)
now you tell me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 23:08, archived)
Day of the Funeral

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:30, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 19:53, archived)
Formersyth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 20:44, archived)
Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 20:47, archived)
Fuckerick Formersyth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 21:28, archived)
The Formerpine From Fuckatory

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)
Frederick Formersyth

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 20:47, archived)
and then you say, "fuck you hedgey"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 1:11, archived)
Frederick Formaldehyde

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 6:01, archived)
Looks like I finally killed /chat
Soz guy's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449447
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 15:24, archived)
this place ia dead on its arse cos you keep posting

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
I'm driving all the quality posters away with all of my stupid shit
I see that now
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:08, archived)
But I'm still posting?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:10, archived)
Ah yes.
Been meaning to talk to you about this, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:54, archived)
I think we should just keep posting morning until the next morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:08, archived)
a solid idea.

by which I mean 'morning'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:55, archived)
by morning do you mean morning
or morning?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:51, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:32, archived)
You lot act like bloody kids

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:35, archived)
Some b3tans like kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:59, archived)
*KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:09, archived)
no chat shaming, please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:54, archived)
I've just made a frankly ludicrous macaroni cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:01, archived)
not a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:01, archived)
i'm getting quite into wraps atm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
Wrap up a shit in a load of bog roll, then eat that you massive spasmoid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)
what an unconventional suggestion
can you recommend a condiment to go with that? quirk sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:20, archived)
A lovely quenelle of go fuck yourself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:29, archived)
sounds like a lidl thing

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:33, archived)
ass to mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:15, archived)
fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 17:20, archived)
+ up a dog’s bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:01, archived)
classic b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:11, archived)
I'm listening to Big Bill Broonzy
What about THAT, eh? What a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:17, archived)
Big Beautiful Bill Broonzy?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:48, archived)
He does the best blues
People go up to him, with tears in their eyes and say "Sir, thank you for your blues"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

thank you for your blues I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:01, archived)
nice, I like a bit of Bukka White too

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:04, archived)

White ke
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:05, archived)
I nearly bought a guitar that may have been owned by Bukka White
And when I say 'nearly', I mean 'my wife had strong objections, mostly financial in nature '
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:14, archived)
yeah fair

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)
It actually wasn't that expensive, really
Still
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 13:14, archived)
very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:30, archived)
Do you also get diet b3ta and b3ta zero?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)
b3tamax

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)
You can't even call people a nonce these days, place has gone woke

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)
only brb
everyone else takes it in the spirit intended
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)
notice how he went crying to the mods when people said he was a paedo
but not when they said he was a racist, an incel or a tedious beakering cunt
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)
I'm impressed he could find any mods.
I guess he wrote Rob a strongly-worded letter on headed paper.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:58, archived)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 13:31, archived)
Can’t call people woke these days either, place has gone nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)
"It's much easier to nonce people if they're not woke." - Bill Cosby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 15:02, archived)
In terms that would resonate with an archaeologist specializing in the cultures of Precolombian Mesoamerica,
b3ta is sadly quite clearly in its postclassical phase. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Jun 2025, 13:34, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 6:35, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 6:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 6:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 8:08, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 8:24, archived)
2wosday

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 8:27, archived)
Is that how “the kids” are saying it “these days”?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 9:38, archived)
"that"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 10:17, archived)
+wo +s

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:02, archived)
"how"
/GarethGazTopJones
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 10:25, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 9:31, archived)
no, just having a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 9:50, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 9:55, archived)
Sly TOMBSTONE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:46, archived)
one from the 'I thought he was already dead' file

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:53, archived)
Bit insensitive.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:57, archived)
how so?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:07, archived)
thus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:17, archived)
He certainly is now that he's dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:22, archived)
Sly and the Grieving Family Stone

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
Sly Headstone

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:09, archived)
George Went

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:42, archived)
too soon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)
It's a family GRAVE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:22, archived)
There's a Funeral Going On

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:38, archived)
Trip to Your Heart failure

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:40, archived)
Sly and the Family GENETIC PREDISPOSITION

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:43, archived)
Sly S’gone

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:44, archived)
Sly S'done

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)
One child grows up to be DEAD

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)

Stand Lie Down
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)
Knobsack©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:43, archived)
jumping frack

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:56, archived)

livesofthefirstworldwar.iwm.org.uk/lifestory/5978104
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:57, archived)
vg

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:58, archived)
lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:27, archived)
is a little old place where We can get together

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7822953
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:02, archived)
Gestational knobsack?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:17, archived)
turtle power

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)
You call that a knobsack? THIS is a knobsack.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
I see you've played knobby sacky before

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:37, archived)
+ baby, Knobsack©.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:18, archived)
o hai Mark

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)
Don't call it a+
I've been here for years
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)
hello my little darlings

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:40, archived)
Hello my hugely fat oversized grossly corpulent massively enormous chubby darling

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:42, archived)
didn't realise we'd met m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:05, archived)
That’s ok, I’m quite forgettable.
You fat mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:23, archived)
^Flabi Siffre

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:53, archived)
Signed to BMI Records

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:02, archived)
^Chubb Rock

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:53, archived)
^Larde

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:57, archived)
^Fat Boy Fat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:11, archived)
^Fat Shady

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:14, archived)
^Heavyhouse Family

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:16, archived)
^Type 2 Positive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:17, archived)
^Wannapies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:19, archived)
^Big Richard

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:19, archived)
^Gunt and the Gang

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:21, archived)
^Sly and the Family 22 Stone

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:37, archived)
^Massive Heart Attack

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:38, archived)
^M People featuring Heather Huge

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:39, archived)
^Kilo Green

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:40, archived)
The Houseboundmartins

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:41, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:53, archived)
Paul Eaten

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:42, archived)
Fat Lizzy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:43, archived)
Fleetwood Mac ‘n’ Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:45, archived)
Fleetwood Big Mac

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:47, archived)
NOT-SO-FUCKING-FLEETwood Mac

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
Fat King Cole

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:45, archived)
Or Nat King Cholesterol

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:24, archived)
^Cannibal Corpulent

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)
Diabetes Straits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)
^Sunn O)))bese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)
^Fats Dominoes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:48, archived)
^Fatt Bianco

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:49, archived)
^Pink Floyd - The Wall
+being knocked down to get you out to hospital because you're such a massive fat cunt that they can't get you out of the door because you won't fit because you're so fucking fat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:51, archived)
^Godiego - Chunky Magic

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:53, archived)
PJ Heavy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:53, archived)
^Pharoahe Munch

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:54, archived)
Chubawamba

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:54, archived)
^Lardiacs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:55, archived)
^Coronary-ation Street

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:58, archived)
George Stent

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
^B3ta (gastric) Band

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:57, archived)
^The Diabeatles

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)
^Goutkast

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:02, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:07, archived)
^Korn (syrup)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:11, archived)
^Hot Chips

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:11, archived)
^Adam & the Massive Pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:12, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:44, archived)
^Obe-city Rollers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:12, archived)
^Notorious H.U.G.E

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:24, archived)
^Blob Marley

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)
^Dua Lipasuction

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)
^Aphex Twix

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:53, archived)
^Bruno Mars Bar

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:53, archived)
^Rizzle Snickers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:09, archived)
^XL Top

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:33, archived)
^Blimp Biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:33, archived)
^Basement Snacks

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:35, archived)
^The Food Finders

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:36, archived)
^And you will know us by the trail of the breadcrumbs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)
^Kid Creosote

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)
^The KFC

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:43, archived)
^Jane's Food Addiction

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:45, archived)
^The Feastie Boys

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:47, archived)
^Obesety Boys

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:04, archived)
^Reinforced Silverchair

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)
^Portlyhead

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:49, archived)
^F.A.T.U.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:51, archived)
^Greed Day

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:53, archived)
^B.M.I.A.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)
^Duwaddled Duwaddled

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)
^Piggy Pop

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:55, archived)
^C.H.U.N.K.L.E.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:55, archived)
^Soft Serve

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)
^Bunjovi

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)
^Mounjovi

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)
^Tom Fatty and the Chairbreakers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)
^Chip Shop Boys

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:22, archived)
^Buns N' Roses

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)
^Feedee

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)
^Belly Fatado

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:23, archived)
v good

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:19, archived)
g'day ya fat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:49, archived)
that reminds me, my wife was in a corporate quiz team for some event at Deutsche Bank
she couldn't think of a team name and her mate helpfully suggested 'Fact Hunt', not for a minute thinking she was dense enough to actually use it. She was.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:54, archived)
brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:04, archived)
I have no idea who you are
but I've been reliably informed you are a fat cunt
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:19, archived)
alright spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:25, archived)
Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:29, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:45, archived)
WARNING! THREAD WEIGHT LIMIT EXCEEDED!
Bariatric message board is that way m8 👉 /links
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:52, archived)
Hello Sam

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:52, archived)
What up, dick-splashe's?
How's yer week shaping up?

Off to Whitechapel later to attack a Pakistani*
Not working now until Thurs, get in. Might gaylord a gibbon.

u?


*by which I of course mean devour a delightful Punjabi feast
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 14:53, archived)
that's enthali up to you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 14:59, archived)
Gosht, that's a lot of pressure.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:03, archived)
it's OK, I'm in nihari to respond

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:03, archived)
rice!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:17, archived)
I was going to reply with a pun, but I have naan

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:19, archived)
There's no point in trying to curry favour

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:24, archived)
what a karahi on!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)
seekh and ye shall find, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:24, archived)
but don't tikka the piss eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:28, archived)
What the hell is all this argi bhaji?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)
It’s all got rather methi hasn’t it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:38, archived)
onion bhaji

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:38, archived)
Dunno, it's all fenugreek to me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:38, archived)
I dont' think any of us are explaining ourselves well, none of us is a raita now are we?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:56, archived)
No idea. Anyway must dash, if anyone needs me I’ll be vindaloo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:00, archived)
poppadum!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:06, archived)
aloo, garold

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:35, archived)
dunno lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:08, archived)
haha lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
anal

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:19, archived)
standard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)
Work has access to Microsoft Copilot
fucking hell, it's good at writing minutes from meeting recordings. Saves blood hours of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:31, archived)
Well that sounds alright

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:53, archived)
-Saves blood hours of my time. +It's almost ready to replace me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:57, archived)

pictured: "garold", tomorrow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
I thought this
but my manager is so untech-savvy she won't have a clue what copilot is or how to use it.
ALSO it's like having a transcript of a teams call - you still need to review it all to check it's picked up the right points, but it's so much eaiser editing a coherent document that's well-written than having to write it from scratch.
Writing minutes is one of the most tedious and time-consuming parts of my job that detracts from the complex stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:06, archived)
I asked Siri for a summary of your post
• Manager’s Technical Proficiency: Manager is not tech-savvy and unfamiliar with Copilot.
• Copilot’s Value: Provides a coherent and well-written transcript, making editing easier than writing from scratch.
• Time-Saving Benefit: Reduces the time spent on tedious tasks like writing meeting minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:08, archived)
I asked Copilot to answer some legal questions that I already knew the answers to
1. Wrong
2. Expensively Wrong
3. Dangerously Wrong
4. Violently Wrong

I am happy about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:03, archived)
Copilot: Staff Reassurance Edition

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:13, archived)

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