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# newsletter subjectline compo
I like my eggs runny
and I like my headlines funny
or punny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Nick Clegg is some kind of cunt - now vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# B3TA LEADERS DEBATE: YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I bet the tabloids are really hoping someone throws an egg at Nick Clegg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Or a wooden leg
www.thefreedictionary.com/clegg = LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# "Nick Clegg hit in leg with egg"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# "Nick Clegg steals artificial limb!"
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# "Nick Clegg steals artifical lamb!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# "Nick Clegg seals artificial lung!"
thousands suffocate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# they are probably organising it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Compo chooser wanted: Apply within.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# "IF THERE ONLY WERE SOME NEW ICONS, I'D PROBABLY DONATE AGAIN"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha burn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Don't hide your feelings, pzyko
Tell us how you really feel
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I can't, I signed a non-disclosure agreement with my psychotherapist
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# also, is the "Search" facility broken? It seemingly can't find any posts newer than mid-march
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# send a message to robtoo
about search - as to icons - the problem is, is there's no admin thing to handle new icons and I have to directly edit the database, and this makes me nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# i'll do it
(__, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# understandable :)
ta, gaz sent
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# the funny newsletter that is always later than Chortle.co.uk's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# second last newsletter before the votepocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# b3ta newsletter
Tell us what to print cos were out of ideas
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# RECOUNT ON IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTES

we didn't vote for it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta image challenge, run by YouGov
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# 'voted for by you' is code for
we have no imagination so we just picked this one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I'm Rupert Murdoch
and I'm supressing Mighty Nibus' post
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# I took the butcher knife and held it all up to her neck
Said if you want to live, you better start fryin' them eggs a little better.
I'm tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Come wrestle naked in our pool of blood!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# the frequency of this request is really starting to scare me
it's like it appears every other day now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# CLOGGING UP YOUR INBOX LIKE A CLOUD OF VOLCANIC ASH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I'd like to eat Cameron's face
That's not a suggestion, merely a fact
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Need to lose weight? Print this newsletter and eat one for breakfast and one for lunch, with a regular meal in the evening!
/w3ightw4tchers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# sniffing your knickers, like filthy pervy vicars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# I'd like to know what the main party leaders think of pervy vicars...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# washer-mouth, one-eyed slackjaw or personable clever dreamboat. Your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Eyjafjallajokull
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
and when I say 'say' I mean 'copy and paste' :D

theoatmeal.com/comics/volcano_name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# you got me, in fact it's still in my clipbaord !!
Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# apparently even Icelanders have difficulty with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# not half as much as BA do
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Nick Clegg - Raped my lesbo hamster!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# congratulations, you are our 1000000th reader!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# you may already have won...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
#
00000
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Pope: Homosexuality bad, except for the under-8s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# oooh!
yes this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Vote Nick Clegg's Smeg
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# subject line continues at glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Carl Williams - RIP
or
fat murderous cunt gets what he deserves
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I just de-RISed via the means of google
He was a nice chap wasn't he?

edit: I thought you meant the bloke who did 'kung fu fighting' at first :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
not pleasant at all.

His ex wife was in a state of shock when she heard the news he had been beaten to death in the jail's exercise yard.

"What! Carl in an exercise yard?"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S JUST ANOTHER POLITICIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# and a very naughty boy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant, in a West End town..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Hello, police?
There's this, madman running around, underground, to a dive bar, in a west end town
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# *forms synth pop duo*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Eyjafjallajokull seems to be the hardest word

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# i think it might be
"repost for compo"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# "Vote for change"......The manifesto of the Brass and Silver Party
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Get Real Clegg! Get Real!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Clegg's legs begs for smegs dregs
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Avoiding the ash like a purple-beaten Cheryl
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# PRIESTLY PAEDOPHILIA: VATICAN BLAMES SATAN, JEWS, THE GAYS, WOMEN AND CONDOMS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Carrying the shotgun for the 3 horse race
Brown drowns as Clegg begs Cameron coalition
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# DEDICATED TO COLIN WHO WENT NEXT DOOR
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# This one plz
*mourns* :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)