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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:14, archived)

Noone expects the smash in the balls with a swinging brick!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:15, archived)

hahaha

I don't think expecting it would make it any easier.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:16, archived)

the thought still makes me feel unwell all over

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:17, archived)

^ooh this, and what drbroon said

*winces*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:18, archived)

can someone explain the reference

I am not down with modern film culture

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

SPOILER

watch Casino Royale

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:25, archived)

Hehe

I've seen that too
I'm getting old in my forgetful age

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:28, archived)

le Chiffre destroys Bond's bollocks with a brick.

It's pretty moving stuff.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

there was mortar that than met the eye

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

That Pun was aMason

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:34, archived)

It was a pun to perpend all puns

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:35, archived)

[space for expression of collective realisation that TGA is on an entirely different level of semantics]

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:46, archived)

/did you email 'you know who' in the end about the image?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:47, archived)

oh bugger

I completely forgot to reply to you - sorry!

*gets writing*

short answer: no

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:53, archived)

It's from E.T., where the extra-terrestrial smashes Drew Barrymore in the balls with a brick innit

how are you freebs?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:26, archived)

I'm well thanks

What I really want to know today is how many people on here are really Tory supporters but getting down with the cool kids and decrying them just so they won't get beaten up

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:29, archived)

Tories Anonymous?

Let's see:

How many here will be voting Tory?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

exactly

I used to think I was a Tory cos I'm definitely anti-Labour

but now I think I'm just anti-Politics

*edit* This poll suggests an overall majority of 2

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:32, archived)

You could just vote for the other party....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:36, archived)

Anne Summers?

Tuppawear?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

Hahaha both viable options :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

or even worse

Venture Photography

persuade your friends to remortgage their house to buy some arty portraits

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:39, archived)

Wow you can do that?

I was just wondering how we could sink more into debt for my love of Arty Portraits :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

I am wondering who this mysterious Others Party is

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

it was formed by the survivors in the back of the plane

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:39, archived)

you're on form tonight squire

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:39, archived)

stands out from his piers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:42, archived)

I think Hitler and Jonathan King have just de-lurked

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:34, archived)

hahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:37, archived)

Hitler is such a lurker

he's been down in the b3ta bunker since 1945

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:39, archived)

I'm Jim Davidson, and I endorse this message

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:39, archived)

would

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:53, archived)

I hear you

We have elections coming up in June and there's a fear that Geert Wilders will get massive votes. I think it's fair to say that he is probably more evil than any British party at the moment.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:31, archived)

What, even the Green party?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:34, archived)

I was going to vote Green

but then found out our constituency boundary has changed and we're now in Dewsbury, where voting green is a fecking waste of time

So I'll save that for the locals where our green councilor do some great work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:37, archived)

SHATNER ALWAYS VOTES GREEN

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:41, archived)

If they adopted this as a slogan, I'd vote Green

despite their cripplingly poor ideas on the economy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:42, archived)

Ho ho ho

I am a member of the Dutch green party

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:41, archived)

I assume that is a euphamism for cannabis?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:44, archived)

I've been out leafleting for the Greens

I might even vote for them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:47, archived)

As a child of Thatcher

I find your assumption reprehensible.

I was quite disturbed by a graph in the paper today that the Tories have more supporters in 18-24s than the other two.

*shudder*

If only they knew...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

I was just wondering...

I definitely won't be voting Tory, but not because of Thatcher.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:41, archived)

For why, then?

You appear to like the greens and not hate Thatcher, which is an unusual combination.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:03, archived)

That is disturbing

but also inevitable.

I've started a lot of sentences with "I grew up in the 80s..." today

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:41, archived)

*cough-choke*

You're a child of Thatcher?

Have you got 666 birthmarked on your head?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:42, archived)

I was glad that Thatcher snatched my school milk.

Fucking horrible stuff.

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

I remember it being a kind of punishment

"Drink up your milk! Then put your heads down and go to sleep on your desk!"

"But miss I donlt want to!"

"Go to sleep!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:49, archived)

this

but I liked school milk. I got to drink all the spares

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:55, archived)

Yeah, me too!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:00, archived)

ours was disgusting

it came in a little bag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:50, archived)

Eww it wasn't a little rubber bag was it?

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:59, archived)

oh yuck

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:08, archived)

lest we forget

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

Is he sitting in a giant fleshlight?

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:44, archived)

he IS a giant fleshlight

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:45, archived)

I thought it was a giant steak and ale pie

I think this is telling for both of us really

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:46, archived)

ahahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:47, archived)

I'm worried about what a fleshlight is?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:51, archived)

I on the other hand have no idea what an "steak and ale pie" is.

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:52, archived)

It's pretty similar to a fleshlight...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:55, archived)

but with more gravy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:58, archived)

shexy timesh

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boris the spider, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:59, archived)

It goes with anything

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:00, archived)

it's a pie with steak and ale in it

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boris the spider, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:58, archived)

That's just crazy talk

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:02, archived)

I know

I forget my meds and it makes me go a bit hoppyfrog

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boris the spider, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:11, archived)

I do.

Ms. mediocre can pull a cruel prank at times.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, archived)

YOU!

It's your fault!

What do you think was the first thing that went through my mind when I saw this:

news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Face-Transplant-Rafael-Happy-With-New-Features-After-Operation-In-Spain/Article/201005115625617?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15625617_Face_Transplant%3A_Rafael_Happy_With_New_Features_After_Operation_In_Spain_

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:25, archived)

I think you were rubbing your thighs

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:27, archived)

"Which colour-matching algorithm did you use?"

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

I was thinking more

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:29, archived)

GAH

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

Whoah!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:31, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:36, archived)

see, this is what happens when brothers and sisters get it on

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:40, archived)

In 2010, the Dutch inventor, mediocre, invented a new face transplanty technique?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:27, archived)

The Dutch inventor, Mediocre has moved on from face transplants already and has progressed to full body.

Except the toenails - for some reason, the original body rejects these.

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

Beautifully done :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:19, archived)

nicely done, top idea

slight TJ: Ok folks, let's get it out of the way now:

What will you be whinging about on B3ta this Friday?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:19, archived)

I will be whinging about my massive hangover I should imagine.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:22, archived)

I would be whinging about the Tories, assuming they get in

except I won't be around as I have an all-day second interview

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:22, archived)

oooh, good luck with that :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, archived)

This

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

cheers BLD and Omid!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

cheers Arch

me and one other person will be working together all day with various technical interviewers. Never had to do that before o_o

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

Sounds interesting

fingers crossed for you fella, hope all goes well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

all day interview!!!

How long does it take em to recognise your inate brilliance ;D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:35, archived)

well initially just half an hour

but it's a tech consultancy role, so it will be a hands on day.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:46, archived)

I will be whinging

About how everybody is whinging.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, archived)

You've missed someone out

- This compo is shit

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, archived)

It's on a Friday

therefore the mind-numbing inevitability that it's here until the following Wednesday has set in

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, archived)

If it's a conservative government

we'll all be dead or in jail.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, archived)

I will probably be whinging about all the politics talk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

are the Dutch still led by the person who owns the most cheese?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:25, archived)

It's a Clogigarchy!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:28, archived)

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 10:29, archived)

Nick Clogg?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:32, archived)

^winner, right here

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:33, archived)

^What she said

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:37, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:33, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:42, archived)

hahahaha

office lol

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:40, archived)

Yep, but not for long.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:28, archived)

Are the tulip farmers making a come back?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:31, archived)

No, they are basically the same as the people that own the most cheese.

Come next June, the country will be ruled by dykes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:32, archived)

They'll bring in some laws about fingering

and then you're all fucked

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:35, archived)

I should hope so

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

I heard the Lesbian, Gay and Bicycles lobby were gearing up for the election?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:35, archived)

they always are

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

hhaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:29, archived)

I'm not voting

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:25, archived)

in which case

you lose the right to winge. Cool with that?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:31, archived)

nooooo nonononononooooooooooooooooooooo

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

argh

*breathes*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:33, archived)

yea I wish you good luck with that

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

muhahah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 11:06, archived)

actually I'll revise that

you lose the right to have other people listen to you winging, if you do nothing when you finally get the chance to have your say.

(if that makes sense)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07, archived)

I'll be whinging about people whinging about people whinging ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:27, archived)

I disagree with you stance

bend you knees more

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

I'll be whinging about people whinging about things....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:31, archived)

I'm going to whinge about how you posted your whinge about whinging before my whinge

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:33, archived)

Well I think we should join forces and whinge about happytoast beating us both to it...

EDIT: apologies to Green Spanner, who actually got there first. Stop whinging though, OK?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:36, archived)

Well I'm now calling for tactical voting

just to make sure the whingers don't get back in

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

I will be whinging about all the people whinging about the whinging

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:31, archived)

OTHER:

TOO MANY ENGLISH

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:21, archived)

*shudder*

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:34, archived)