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# newsletter subject line compo time
Come on kids think of a funny
But make sure it's original and won't inspire some twitter hate mob to come round and shit on my face.
Sorry that doesn't rhyme
I didn't have the time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Crotch
The fruit that never goes out of fashion.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Terry Venebles is innocent
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Richard Branson's cock smells like the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# if you lick it it will get bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# THIS WEEKS PRISON PARTY OUTFIT THEME: ARROWS AND NUMBERS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Wearing socks with sandals for peace
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Putting the HIT in SHIT...
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Jon Venebales jailed for wanking over Gillian McKeith's twitter feed.
(Maels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Free this week: Jon Venables pull out child abuse kit. Batteries not included.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Yay!
Someone got it!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: the sea men in your escape hatch
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Free DIY Tattoo stencils inside
might be a panther or maybe a dragon, not quite sure.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Comes with free 'prisoners friend'
disinfectant kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# fab! :D
b3ta.com/board/10132774
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Better than Kim Jung Il's haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# my tits ache for you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# *retweets
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# just post it
ye ginger cunt, ye
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Just to let you know, the CPS have you down for 'natural causes' too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# BP: Don't make me pop a cap in your Gulf of Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Dumping toxic internet waste in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# we fucked the internet for money
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# QUEEN:" I WOULD HAVE COCKPUNCHED NICK GRIFFIN"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahah
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ^the other^
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# >them, over there>
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ahahaha
leave it your maj, he's not werf it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# QUEUING UP FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO: 10 LOWER THAMES STREET, LONDON EC3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Please tell me you're not in Lower Thames street
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I'm not
It's the home of Express "News"papers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Is it?
I'll pop round n fire bomb the fuckers, I'm only over the road
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Stealing Keith Chegwin's twitter jokes since 1968
(basstard, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# If you like it then you better put a donk on it...
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# A bigger, brighter star than R136a1
Apologies for lack of rhymage
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I tried to follow on that there Twitter, but the wireless connection is poor in the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Chock full of shitty bits of bits and bytes
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Who wants to go to a garden party with a bunch of fucking Germans?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Slicker than the Gulf of Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Its easier to find Obama swimming in the Gulf of mexico than it is to find a decent joke in this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Fuller than Eamon Holmes at an all you can eat Buffet
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Bought to you buy cheggers, tomorrow, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# John Venables, proving Daily Mail readers right since 1993.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# can we get BP to cap Katie Prices gushing hole next?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Bill Pertwee is not interested
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *fills full of golf balls*
*caps*
*leaks*
*caps with robots*
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Crosses legs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# It's a messy job

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# OOO! DOUBLE RAINBOW!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ALL THE WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Reverse the outer spectrum!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# damn those code monkeys
won't let you put style attributes in :P

style="-moz-transform: scaleX(-1); -o-transform: scaleX(-1); -webkit-transform: scaleX(-1); transform: scaleX(-1); filter: FlipH; -ms-filter: "FlipH";"
would have flipped it
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Prince Phillip has his invite to the BNP's barbeque withdrawn.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Bet they hate it when the sausages are overdone
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# VENABALS FOUND WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF OILED CHILDREN, BP SUSPECTED AS SOURCE
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Something to look at while you play with your piss piglet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# roses are red
violets are blue
just post it you cunt
before I rape you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# finally
something we can all get behind
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Heinz software development announced, offers free, open sauce toolkit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I heard you need a souped up computer to run it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That's the trouble with computers though isn't it?
You're always playing ketchup with the latest technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I agree
My PC's only a year old and it's a Has-bean.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Our contribution to the Big Society
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Any word from Peter Serafinowicz then?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# He'll often just put a note at the bottom of other peoples letters
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# he says he's going to do it
but I feel stupid keep asking him - I don't want him to dread my name
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# "If you build it, they will come"
Says sperm bank architect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Gary Glitter posed as John Venables posing as Jonathan King online.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# wanking in the garden with your daughter's knickers over its head waiting for you to come home
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# @cheggers why did the comic cross the line?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Smashing into your inbox like a whale into a yacht
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Killing the net one word at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Racist man points out to aristocratic establishment that there are some rules that aren't written down.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# HAND BUILT BY ROBERTS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# MY CAR RUNS ON SEAWATER, THANKS BP!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# landing on your desk like a russian donkey
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Photoshopper required for BP publicity department.
Screening begins tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)
# FREE ANAL SEX COUPON INSIDE
redeemable at most gay clubs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Still only £0.00
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Cameron further disrespects war dead by shitting on cenotaph
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Frazzled Rock: Intense heatwave causes Muppet genocide.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Cancering your
spunky backpack.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Raoul Moat video game fails to live up to the hype
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
# The Olympics
It'll be with us in two years time. What will all the building work end up like if the shite mascots are anything to go by?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)