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# newlsetter subject line compo
type in a funny
and win non redeemable ascii money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# some images of girl guides may be airbrushed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
#
only the Gulf of Mexico is as full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Delayed due to a flood of posts from Pakistan.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Taylor's bag of dirty rocks
In Campbell's mimsy shocks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Two popes walk into a bar...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Nuclear nation needs your money
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Naomi Cambell upset at gaining 3 stones overnight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Exclusive: Campbell is a dirty stoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
Pakistan police have discovered that the floods were caused by a suicide plumber!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# BNP propose sending all the Paki's in Britain home to help with the relief effort.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# the offspring of a cloned blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# CALLED TO APPEAR AT FASHION CRIMES TRIBUNAL
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ABOUT AS CONVINCING AS NAOMI CAMPBELL'S WIG
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Paul the Octopus predicts shit compo next week too!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Mandela: That cunt didnt give ME any diamonds
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# shyeah, right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# THREE DICKHEADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# free Durex with Every Cillit Bang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# LOOK NAOMI, SHINY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Where no means yes and yes means harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# In preperation for it's trip to Glasgow, the Popemobile is fitted with unstealable tyres
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Setting fire to kids and jumping from balconies since 2001.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# is it just me or is Deborah Meaden looking more shaggable in the new series of Dragon's Den?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# it's definitely you
:)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I feared this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
he's very fiesty in this series
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Get your free Cameron effigy inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# COALITION CUTS BEGIN H
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# lol pope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Dear God. Please make the school holidays end. Thank You.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# why?
the buses are empty and the shops have no queues at lunchtime.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Cos I'm working from home, have kids and the Mrs is a childminder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# What you need is a dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Ofsted wouldn't like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah they prefer you to use the word 'basement' instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# and the soundproof door needs to be labelled as merely 'child-locked'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# And an en-suite furnace is a necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# NAOMI CAMPBELL IN HOT WATER. MAKES NICE SOUP.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Pea and ham? From a chicken?

Now that's clever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# The Saturdays. What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# B3ta user details published inside. "Shmerg Shmerg Public Domain Shmerg" mumbles Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# NEXT YEARS EXAM RESULTS INSIDE
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# B3ta.com/Links now rebranded as 'YouTube Lite'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# IF YOUR CALL IS NOT ANSWERED WITHIN 60 SECONDS, WE'LL CALL YOU A CUNT.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# CLONED MAN MILK ENTERS FOOD SUPPLY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!
Also: *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# CANAZZA AND GRIFFY SKIVING FROM WORK SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TO VOICE BOO BOO IN THE NEW YOGI BEAR FILM... SERIOUSLY.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I really have nothing to offer here
I'm just waiting for an email
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# *emails secret embassy files*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# wow!
apparently imports of farm and general agricultural machinery went up 2.7% from last year!

This is hot stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hoping that David Mitchell stays likeable prior to the new series of Peep Show
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# was available on Wikileaks yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I will have the last word on this subject
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Wycliffe Jean for El President
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# le président, surely?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# oh yeh - they speak different forrin over there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# POPES ARRESTED FOR POSSESION OF DOPE. FOUND BY URETHRASCOPE
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# smashing in your grandad's windscreen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Your other tab is skynews.com
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# or the links board
:P
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# haha
I picked that up on /Links!

Skynews is too shouty for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# after pressure from the Vatican
b3ta's image challenge is withdrawn at the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# cheers!
don't tell anyone it's a recycled Not the Nine O'Clock News gag... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# BP can't stop the flow of our shit
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Chris Moyles is a fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# SKY BLUE WATER WET PRIESTS PAEDOS
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# My Mum's sister is leader of the pub quiz team. She's a Fact Aunt.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# as welcome as a mosque in Manhatten
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# WHEN IS IT ALL GOING TO STOP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# pissing on Griffy's news letter Bonfire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# must. do. some. work.......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# EVERYONES ON HOLIDAY, THIS THREAD IS NORMALLY OFF THE BOTTOM BY NOW
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# With Peter Serafinowicz interview: about fucking time too
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ME ME ME ME ME EVERYONE LOOK AT ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Bloody Hell, I haven't even read last week's yet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# this has been noted for your performance review
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# this weeks newsletter is quite good actually
It's a bunch of images about the number 404.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ooh is it? in that case
NEWSLETTER NOT FOUND
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Naomi - Honest your honour, I thought the song was "Librarian Girl"
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# You don't need us to tell you that you're a MASSIVE cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Learn how to bend the rules at b3ta by posting words instead of pics.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# chirpy chirpy cheap cheap. Says new Budget Budgie retailer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Breaking news: Bears develop flushing lavatories; abandon woods
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Now available in humanitarian leaflet drop form
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Dirty diamonds? You need a dirty ring!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I dont know him, I dont even know what blood diamonds are! I dont even know what diamonds are, who am I, why am I black?
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# #WHERE HAVE ALL THE POSTERS GOOOONNE OOOOOOOOOOHHH#
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)